If you ordered three-3 foot pizzas that would be about $170 which is $30 dollars less than the 4 and a half footer for $200. Essentially you could have a nine footer for less! Now there's an asshole
I think this guy's hilarious and underappreciated. But, for some reason, I get this confused thought about how close he reminds me to Red Green (from the "Red Green Show").
@ 1:22 - When he talks about "a new band from Portland you're into" he was talking about @TheLoveLoungers, I promise...that's the coolest way of giving props without trying to be a hipster. I love it!
@ieatnuggetswithafork I will definitely never ever talk about pizza on stage. And if my hypocrisy ever kicks in, which it is wont to do, I surely wouldn't piggy back on another comic's premise to do so. So have at it? I guess.
@BeccaLaughsAtBecca lol thanks. it wouldn't be joke stealing in my opinion though. kyle, whom i love, based his joke around how gargantuan the largest pizza in the world was, what it was like to make it, and linked it to obesity in America.You made a solid observation on word choices, something you could have reached just by looking at the flier yourself.
That's the same guy I gave some "spare change" to at 7-11 the other day.
SoCalDualSport 1 month ago
Just saw him in Nashville and he had me in tears from the first joke until the end.
Optimuskong 1 month ago
World's Funniest Longshoreman
JonasPolsky 1 month ago
I HAVE EATEN THAT PIZZA
WeWereHereDVD 2 months ago
@WeWereHereDVD
youre an asshole
lancedonahue13 1 month ago
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Matt777shxt 2 months ago
I fucking hate myself for having only heard of this man earlier today. There are other reasons, but that's a biggie
Alkaline850 3 months ago
@Alkaline850 You think you have it bad? I only found him today...three weeks after you
2SeeriusMusic 2 months ago
If you ordered three-3 foot pizzas that would be about $170 which is $30 dollars less than the 4 and a half footer for $200. Essentially you could have a nine footer for less! Now there's an asshole
maketimmycry 3 months ago
I think this guy's hilarious and underappreciated. But, for some reason, I get this confused thought about how close he reminds me to Red Green (from the "Red Green Show").
2ndhandsoul 5 months ago 2
@2ndhandsoul i think its just cuz of he beard cuz i used to think the same thing too lol.
akacajunhero 5 months ago
@akacajunhero oh, THAT red green.
ShinkaTV 1 month ago
this guy is quickyl becoming my favorite comedian. seriously love his work
nickverwey 6 months ago 5
One of the best comics going
passiveMenis 6 months ago
awesome
hiwol 6 months ago
I actually put three rulers end to end to get an idea of how big that "sensible" $43 pizza was. :O
5440Borderline 7 months ago
Just imagine if this guy opened for Tommy Tiernan
Shr3dd3r2k8 8 months ago
@ 1:22 - When he talks about "a new band from Portland you're into" he was talking about @TheLoveLoungers, I promise...that's the coolest way of giving props without trying to be a hipster. I love it!
inibigfoot 9 months ago
@h00ter420 louis ck can, But Kyle Kinane is awesome
coolcatjerk 9 months ago 2
@halfmass I don't know if i've ever laughed at a youtube comment out loud before. well done haha
SpartanJustin1 9 months ago
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MrLukasart 10 months ago
Nice open.
harrypalms1112 11 months ago
One of my favourite comedians now
kraker109 11 months ago 16
this guy is high if he's noticing all that shit
lakid87 11 months ago 3
@h00ter420 Patton Oswalt, who'm he's been opening for. He's like the Obi-Wan of humorous story re-tellings.
Redsparrowe123 1 year ago
"Oh look I got the big pizza im a real asshole" lmfao
DONOFCHRON 1 year ago
The balls part had me rollinnnnn
JayLovePlaysGuitar 1 year ago
this guy just took the number one spot on the list of people i wanna get trashed with.
napping1 1 year ago 4
Why doesn't he have a special already
paperalmighty23 1 year ago
actually missed the like button just now. fixed it :)
DuctTapeUtopia 1 year ago
"They make no mention of taste...how does it taste? ....It's so big!"- pure genius
dinopass123 1 year ago 35
I keep coming back to this. Kyle's great!
k97cross 1 year ago 2
grab life by the balls... how bout no
Aphasia17 1 year ago
This man is hilarious. He's the most realistic comedian I've heard in a while.
HeIsMyPossum 1 year ago
Heh, that was really funny. I hear he's opening for Patton and I look forward to catching them both in Asheville next month.
wwwparker 1 year ago
"Deliverable" is the part of the pizza copy that upsets me most. Like there's a bigger pizza you can get, but you have to eat it on-site. Yikes.
Great, great set.
BeccaLaughsAtBecca 1 year ago
@BeccaLaughsAtBecca are you quoting something are are you just awesome?
ieatnuggetswithafork 1 year ago
@ieatnuggetswithafork My awesomeness is definitely what's at play here.
;)
BeccaLaughsAtBecca 1 year ago
@BeccaLaughsAtBecca niceness. it's brilliant. mind if i use it in my set, or do you have future stand up comedy plans?
ieatnuggetswithafork 1 year ago
@ieatnuggetswithafork I will definitely never ever talk about pizza on stage. And if my hypocrisy ever kicks in, which it is wont to do, I surely wouldn't piggy back on another comic's premise to do so. So have at it? I guess.
BeccaLaughsAtBecca 1 year ago
@BeccaLaughsAtBecca lol thanks. it wouldn't be joke stealing in my opinion though. kyle, whom i love, based his joke around how gargantuan the largest pizza in the world was, what it was like to make it, and linked it to obesity in America.You made a solid observation on word choices, something you could have reached just by looking at the flier yourself.
ieatnuggetswithafork 1 year ago