Sonichu - Episode 20! The Audiobook! "CWC-Defense" Part 5!

[holditnow]

I like how the swearing is censored in this comic but graphic furry sex is fine.

[OfficialFuzzeh]

5:02

The tree is on top of Sonichu's head..?!

[ShadowNinjaX3]

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

[dameon692002]

Anybody notice that Magi-Chan happened to be staring at Silvana, while she was on all fours and facing away from him? That really doesn't help us prove that he's gay, does it? I mean, he's purple and all, but still... although, she is a hermaphrodite...

Am I the only one confused by this series?

[IDeafpool]

hmmm.... this comic is shity.

[FFS1NICO]

@IDeafpool indeed.

[deviltetsuo555]

naitsirhc over the course of 3(or so) years is now taller then both his dad and eggman? WHY NOT!!!!!

[mxc82]

Do nidoking's have balls? That part was fucked up, and vulgar.

[kiki5055]

i love the reader, his sonichu voice had me dying! "oh thank god!"

i watch these just for his reading.

[LegionsOfAnon]

1:38 - My...hand! That exoskeleton!

[Zoroark50]

What the cawk is wrong with you?

[Kitsunefan9]

DIRTY CRAPPED THONG

[ThePenIsLiquor]

anyone else notice that at 5:34 or whatever bionic thanks sonichu even though darkbind was the one giving him advice?

[Patel9053]

Considering Voltorb with it's incredibly low base attack could KILL (not just faint) a Sonichu/Rosechu with a non-STAB move (self destruct, no less) Nidoking should have killed the everlasting shit out of Bionic.... in fact, a regular Nidoran would have been able to beat him.

So yeah, a total insult to one of the most badass pokemon to ever exist.

[thefrozenpea]

1:24

It says sweetheart. Not heartsweet. Good lord, what's going on here?

[Athils]

Naitsirhc is no longer a complete counterpart. He shits himself like Chris. Gee, I wonder what else they have in common?

Starts with HOMO-, ends with -SEXUAL!

[DarthRandall]

Way better fake crying than John Boehner.

I love that Chris' evil counterpart has the power to inflict DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS on his opponent.

You know....Silvana admitting defeat while on his/her hands and knees makes it abundantly clear just how Magichan won that particular fight.

[fearstar31]

Sooo....In what language does Quee-Fee-Mae-Mo-BoBo equate to pissing and shitting yourself?

[TheSkunkCat]

@fearstar31

Retard, CWCville Dialect.

[StaticPokemon]

i love how megagi is kicking bionic in the elbow and he looks totally cool with it.

also i think i missed this episode, because i don't fucking remember naitsirhc shitting and pissing himself. what the fuck. THERE ARE NO WORDS.

[HaggisMcCrablice]

So Naitsirhc's most devastating attack is...a huge queef?

Really, for me a fart sound and a pouring water effect would have really sold 7:21-7:32.

[JunkCCCP]

The "wha wha whaaa" trumpet is the best thing in this episode. I laughed so hard.

[videogamenostalgia]

Why would Naitsirhc shit his pants? If he's the exact opposite of Chris in every way, surely he'd have full control over perfectly functioning bowels?

[FFS1NICO]

reldnach not so neitzerch djhgurihgihr!

[captainghey]

quee-fee-mae-bobo. Now I've seen EVERYTHING.

[SpaceScreaminJohn]

Brownie points for using Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver music during the battle!

[Fantome001]

Did Chris forget Nidoking's a Poison/Ground hybrid? If it wasn't for the super-effective critical hit damage to his vital organs, this comic would've ended early.

[juppukun]

''Roar!'' 

[Mastamoose]

EMBARRASSMENT!

[rptheory]

7:01 Chris thinks he's being funny by using his random access humor with Bionic and the energy ball even though it fails.

[rptheory]

Unthinkingly, Persona 4's soundtrack goes great with this shit...

from 1:57 to 2:13, you can use Dream Melody

from 2:20 to 3:00, you could use SMILE

it's amazing how that game's awesome bgm can even make this shit emotional.

[NvrTryNvrFail]

COCK you, Sonichu!

This guy is amazing.

[rainbowIchigo]

i lol'd my fucking ass off once i heard Fresh Prince

[FreakSpazKing]

6:42

evil dark energy blasts don't work that way

[TheMechanic9000]

why is a failure of a gym leader commanding a super genius who can capture multiple space planets at once and turn them into amusement parks?

[boitahaki]

deth loves to make the villain 's voice

[hirasawaa]

GASP YOU

fuck i love deth

[Xunkun]

1:42 - Did that dumb cunt fall asleep while being rescued?

2:06 - WIN.

4:56 - Sonichu's so retarded, he got run over by a fucking tree.

[GuardianKiune]

Goddamnit, Chris. Nidoking is a poison and a ground type so the attack would have been at normal damage. Even if it were super-effective mud slap is a shit attack and nothing would happen. Okay, I know you're not Chris but I just wanted to get that nerd rant out of the way.

[robokill387]

lol. a decent plot point comes along, a moral dillema which has a chance of being interesting... only to have mr deus ex machina show up and ruin it.

[mrbob091]

GASP YOU

[Neotails8762]

In stitches from Bel-Air brb

[ShinigamiNTW]

Wait... Where the fuck is Sonic even?

[SOSHaruhi101]

I love his Gio voice.

[Happynuke]

"OH THANK GOD", Sonichu blubbers... Best. Narrator. Ever.

[SlashFirestorm]

Goddamn it. Lame one-dimensional characters like Darkbind and Bionic should be getting killed to show the seriousness of the situation, not acting as deus ex machinas. OH WAIT ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE ONE-DIMENSIONAL AND SHOULD DIE.

[ADBHLS]

Bionic is a fucktard.

He slams his hands down on a Pokemon's head that is covered with POISONOUS SPIKES. Do some research Chris, goddamn.

[CaseHa]

WTF is a quee free mae mo bo bo

[Twilight810]

2:52 The deadpanned "OH" is perfect in every single way.

[calvinjluther]

Greatest stinger ever.

[DBuilder]

"Where is Rosechu?!"

right there dumb-shit. i was thinking that too

[Protectorett]

I really hate Lady Gaga, and yet it goes so well with Silvana's scenes.

[DJMation]

With all you've done Vivitheg, you should have allready been featured in one of these issues as a main Villan. XD

[RedeyesKnight99]

The narrator's shemale comments are fucking amazing.

[poopskinTheLiar]

2:55 i read that as "Seriously, what a pussy. i think he needs euthanizing."

[Kingakuzutto]

excuse me for this Pokemon nerd rage, but Chris is stupid. Nidoking is a poison and ground type Pokemon. It shouldn't be able to be affected by a ground type move like Mud-Slap. Ground type moves at least shouldn't be super-effective against Nidoking. Not just that, Mud-Slap is extreamly weak move. it should at least be super-effective against weaker Pokemon. So is Sonichu lv.100 and Reldnac's Nidoking lv.1? what a crappy trainer.

[bouquetofimpatiens]

@Kingakuzutto Actually, ground attacks have normal effectiveness against pure ground types, so Chris was right (I can't believe I just typed that) about Mud Slap being super effective. It still shouldn't have been that powerful, though.

[Jetblast01]

Reason Nidoking took so much damage to mud slap is because Chris used cheats to make Sonichu and everyone to lvl 100.

[90sHeroMAXD]

God damn look at that tail.

[Omegashadowyoshi]

This is hilarious.

Unlike the one on 4cent garbage.

That was so bad, it wasn't even funny.

No joking. I dare you guys to read it.

[camiblack1]

What I want to know... how much XP and how many W-Quarters are Jerkops and Giant Robots worth?

[mrbob091]

GASP YOU

EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC

[Hells666singer]

Doesn't Reldnac have a Zapdos?

[Jetblast01]

@Hells666singer  And a Raikou...

[mybruisedarm]

I lol'd at Nidoballs

[SassholeProductionz]

Why does sonichu have a dumbass southern drawl?

[ISleepNow]

Answer, it's about being so retarded that you can't control your bowels and then having to write about it in your shit-stained comic obsessively

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

What is the junk at the end about?

[altq2001]

speak your evil coward

lolz

[SuperMissleMastar]

Sonichu and Rosechu's pose at 2:10 reminds me of Aerith's death scene in FF7. This is the only time I wish Chris fully remade a scene of a game or movie. Watching Rosechu die and sink away in water with Sonichu crying,raging and cutting himself over it is more pleasent then watching her survive.

[KeijiKG]

DethChemist77's crybaby Sonichu voice is the crowning moment of awesome for this episode. I never laughed so hard in my life.

[Cunnysmythe]

Does Sonichu even have the power to make someone else mayor?

Reldnarhc used a Queef attack? Awesome. That IS the ultimate curse of embarassment.

But you didn't mean it like that Chris, so you suck.

Narration was top notch.

[douboymk2]

when he craps himselfi pissed so hard i laughed

[JulianWilfong]

Not even ONE main hedgehog pokemon dies or gets wounded in this episode, and yet it is long as a movie. Where's the drama or climax of this story? And I don't mean a sexual climax.

[Ashkihyena]

There is no bloody way Sonichu or that stupid basketball Sonichu could ever beat a Nidoking...oh wait, they're Marty/Mary-Sue inserts, of course they're going to win.

[Gilgamesh1317]

This is Chrissy we're on about here, he's too stupid to think of any outcome aside from "the good guys win".

[JulianWilfong]

@Gilgamesh1317

Wait, the hedgehogs in this story are good people?

[JulianWilfong]

A psychic vs psychic battle would have probably made this more interesting. Then again, we all know how much Chris cares for his fans.

[SuperMapleMovieFan]

What the cock is wrong with Chris?

[LulzIshall]

Why is the Great Mighty Poo song in the related video section?

[Shadoboy]

Because this is Sonichu. What other reason would there be?

[Shadoboy]

Using an energy ball as a basketball... HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK

[JulianWilfong]

@Shadoboy

How the fuck does anything work in CWCville? It isn't even a part of the USA.

[douboymk2]

it like north korea.

except a socialist paradise as the mayor pays for abso-fuckin -lutely everything

[JulianWilfong]

@douboymk2

Wait, Chris pays for stuff? I thought he just told people to give him free stuff and money while shitting in a chair waiting for something to happen.

[JulianWilfong]

@douboymk2

Wait, Chris doesn't buy for the people, just himself while telling the world to give him everything.

[therealhomor]

i like how Chris' Mary Sue Heroes beat Villains easily off screen and in really one sided battles that last single page on screen.

WAIT NO I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL FUCK YOU CHRIS YOU FAT FUCKING IDIOT RAGARAHGAHGAHRHAGHARHAHGAHG

[soulx64]

Son of a bitch! Two psychic Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon battle...and he didn't even FUCKING SHOW IT!!??

You have lost all respect from me, Chris...

It gets better, too. The next page is like a fucking wall of text. Truly, Chris is the Renaiisance man of webcomics...

[TimeTower21]

Hells no?......... what's going on with ya'll? All this sh*t could only come from the mind of a clueless dumbass, to say the least.

[erecyog]

QUEE FEE MAE MO BOBO wow seriously wtf

[HeiLong]

omfg the crying voice. i broke down laughing on the spot, and my brother looked at me like i were as asstarded as chrissy.

dethchemist, you have my heart. even though i already have a girlfriend.

[wwwwolf]

This is seriously one of the best episodes so far. This narration is stuff of legends!

[VigorBalloon]

Possibilities as to what Bionic is doing at 7:12 :

1) He's sticking a tool into a Kleenex box to make a crude sexual reference.

2) He's taking a wrench to an old Sega console.

3) He's jacking off a robot.

[thedancemetaltwins]

"GASPYOU!"

one of my favorite lines in the video.

[raptoreggy]

This comic makes me wanna go smother pink and yellow hedgehogs

[adudehere]

NOT RIPPING OFF COPYRIGHTED CHARACTERS, AT ALL!!

Chris go suck a cock.

JJUUULLAAAYY

[thecardboardbox13]

That Julay joke is getting old.

[adudehere]

I've actually been using it as a "signature" or sign off, but yeah, I think I'm gonna start using something else now

[krilc]

Heavy: Eheh...CRY SUM MOORE

[Aphrodine]

OH GOD! Dethchemist just keeps getting better and better. I like to pretend that he uses the Giovanni voice in everyday life, just for the hell of it. The whiny Sonichu voice was equally brilliant.

The music score was pure WIN, as always.

[dethchemist77]

I do whenever I have cause to use "implore" in a sentence.

[VonRiffenstein]

This part is the best simply because of Chrono Trigger seguing into Fresh Prince and back again.

Also Deth's amazing performance as whiny Sonichu.

[BATCHARRO]

What rank does Sonichu hold that he may make the bad guys Mayors of the town? And when did Eggman and Giovanni reduce their operations from "taking over the world" to "taking over a city...for four years"? And why in the helions couln't Sonichu take on a stupid robot, two nonpowered unarmed humans and a gimp who shoots a diarrea curse? And who the hell am I asking?

[colulz]

Can't believe you can still go through these things!

[Hatsumi92]

Oh God. Deth's whiney Sonichu voice is just the best

[robokill387]

what the cock is wrong with you?

[dorr213]

Well, I just saw Naitsirhc shit and piss himself. I'm ready for death's sweet embrace now.

[WowComics]

What the cock was that end about?

[dethchemist77]

I don't know how to add my own bleeps when I record the audiobooks, so I just started saying "cock" whenever Chris uses "*?#@&!" in the comic, and then Viv adds the bleep.

The stuff at the end is just the unedited audio.

[WowComics]

@dethchemist77 don't worry i'm not actually questioning it

[PunkyBear36]

Great as usual. You're scores keep getting better!

[WolfeReborn]

4:00

"GASP YOU"

awesome narration

also the Fresh Prince part was fucking hilarious

[Alecal89]

i would diagnose Sonichu with ADHD

[ChibiNikki]

nice transition from chrono trigger music to Fresh prince

[robotdan]

according to this comic a basketball can take down any and all evil...... WHAT?

[dethchemist77]

Bionic >>> Everybody

[Lost4ubabe]

*** 9:30 ***

WHAT THE COCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Lol, I'm using that on my bf next time he gets on my nerves ^_^

[JoeNostalgiaReturns]

Wait is Punislave pronounced like that?

I always thought Chris would pronounce it Puny Slave because he's a racist bastard.

[douboymk2]

@JoeNostalgiaReturns no its proonouced slav as in puny-slav( the race) cuz he's a racist bastard

[dethchemist77]

I think he said it once out loud in a YouTube video, and it was "pun-iss-lawv" instead of "pyoo-nee-slave".  I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.

Keep in mind that Chris pronounces it "Rows-chu" and not "Rows-eh-chu". The original narrator just did the latter and it caught on. So Chris can make up words, but we're the ones who decide how they're pronounced.

[krilc]

8:52

Smugface.jpeg

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

@ 2:40 Oh lord, not moar text +_+" ....

[thecardboardbox13]

4:01 epic zoom in is epic

[posthumanfetus]

For a gay guy, Reldnahc has like zero fashion sense.

[TheFinalFantastic]

Chris based him off Key from Excel Saga.

Ironic, because the female characters LOVE Key.

[CaptainTooner]

2:05 - Why does that voice remind me of Superboy-Prime?

[MrAwesomeTrex]

@CaptainTooner Because that's the voice Linkara used in his review

[Timall89]

Oh god please no more

The audiobooks are amazing but the comic is shit

Like even worse than usual

[ljyong21]

It's official. dethchemist is the best fucking narrator ever. HANDS DOWN.

[VT16]

So, if Megagi used to be a basketball teammate of Bionic's, and therefore male, and is now wearing a female cheerleader outfit, he's a fullblown transvestite? How oddly progressive of Chris.

[LulzIshall]

I fucking love his Gio voice.

Also thanks to Gio I have now realized that even Chrissy's evil homosexual twin has a better relationship with his (adopted) father.

[ToruKun1]

God, Chris can't draw Giovanni worth a shit, why is he wearing brown and purple goddamn

Reldnahc should TOTALLY become the new CWCville mayor. Since he's the exact opposite of Chris, he'll usher in a new era of happiness and prosperity as of yet unseen in CWCville~! :D

[TheFinalFantastic]

Down with communist soda, government-controlled media and Dating Education!

[ToruKun1]

MONTHLY TUGBOAT MACHT FREI!

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

What the cock is wrong with you?!

I lol'd, also, does anybody watch these videos for the shitty nature of this comic or for the annotations and DethChemist's epic voice?

[WolfeReborn]

Rage at the comic

Fap to the narration/annotations

[bainaka]

there is not enough "waa waa" music in the world for chris' fuck ups

What the cock is up with christian weston chandler... oh thats right i almost forgot, he's retarded.

[DeoMachina]

Epic english accent

[scorptatious]

Goddamn, now I want to play Chrono Trigger again.

(Rummages around for DS)

[orbthesela]

Vivi you should get Deth to do an audiobook of A girl who brought down the world, it would be made of win.

[jackbarr3tt]

@orbthesela oh god yes

[WolfeReborn]

greatest idea ever!

[kirbykrew]

"What the COCK is wrong with you!"

That made my day.

[EvilMuppet1979]

Someone mailed Chris and asked why Giovanni never uses his Nidoking, because Nidoking would pwn Sonichu in a real fight - basically accusing Chris of rigging the comic to make Sonichu look good. So Chris puts Nidoking in and (surprise surprise) gives Sonichu a new attack that would defeat Nidoking (i.e. rigging the comic). Basically, nothing can ever defeat Chris' little god-mode Sonichu.

[MarkTheMagnificent]

how many parts does chris need in his shitty comic?

[keyblading13]

7:24

wow

[ChevalierAguila]

Naitsirhc literally shat brix, otherwise i can't see how it will drill through his pants.

[keyblading13]

I love the bleep

[douboymk2]

whats with all these double/triple/9000x posts?

[Gregunit]

Is that supposed to be a metaphor for how Chris shits himself?

[LulzIshall]

Reldnahc is supposed to be Chris, but he "gave in" to what Chris considers "negative urges".

It makes sense that he'd be embarassed about shitting himself, as the real Chris has no issues with it.

[TheYoshi2021]

I hate megagi now, she was supposed to be the punk type tomboy, and now she's a %&$*ing cheerleader.

I really hate Chris and his female dolls with no minds.

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

Ditto.

[Jesterclown17]

What he says:

"Now see here! They just want to have a little fun, and what girl wouldn't want to play cheerleader... or-or play with a mini bake oven and such. She's ENJOYING it.

What he thinks:

"Hmmm... a female is only good for... for making the dude look good... and... and sucking their, uh... 'Ducks'... Mmmmmm... yeah... I'm ENJOYING it."

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

Wait, CHRIS THINKS?!

[SP441TheOnly]

@EdTheHedgehog1894

No, He watches Family guy and poorly pass it on his comic.

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

I imagined so.

[ToruKun1]

Chris even stated in Mailbag 7 that Megagi is supposed to be a "tough army-type" who "endures difficult perils and obstacles and guns down her foes quickly". Now she's been demoted to a wiggling, giggling cheerleader.

FUCK YOU CHRIS GLJALJHFLHJFLSHGL

[LulzIshall]

I always figured that Megagi was the embodiment of how Megan treated Chris IRL (Comic Megan is what Chris assumed her to be at heart).

Since he's erased all negative memories concerning Megan and written her out of the comic, Megagi has suffered.

[MetalShadowX]

He should totally do the voice for sonic that Atop the Fourth Wall's Linkara does for Superboy Prime. That would be awesome.

*Annoying, obnoxious voice* "I'll kill you to DEATH!!"

[dethchemist77]

Chris reminds me a lot of Superboy Prime.

[MetalShadowX]

LMAO. I didn't think the narrator himself would respond. Awesome!

Oh, and I meant Sonichu, not Sonic. BTW, keep up the good work. :)

[TheYoshi2021]

I know what Bionic is doing. He's God modding.

Where's my star?

[shbomb]

haha, this is actually one of the funnier episodes. good job guys!

[EFistChamp]

6:28

I had a cow.

[toker606]

I fucking hate bionic. My favourite bit was when he got twatted in the face with the pokeball. God damn, this issue is just so fucking bad.

I am clapping right now for his proformance.

Tell Deth good job.