Keeping it...umm...real.

[chavejandro]

Miss you Chris... Happy New Year.

[imegalovehalflife]

im watching this in 2011 XD

[TheGoldenNostril]

This guys humour makes me lololololol

[GiggityGiggity247]

Thumbs up if you just typed in umm

[buttcometjacob]

Burn that whore....she doesnt deserve this cult!

[XxzeldawolfxX]

that "jesus wore clothes" and "jesus is cute""i think you mean SUPER cute" became inside jokes with all my friends because of this video

[letterstovenus]

He has the Brillance of Dave Chapelle!!!!!!!!!!!!

[garylewis91]

Lol... there you go - aren't you glad i kept it real

[Fredthelog]

For some reason, Chris reminds me of Steve Carell.

[zofire123]

I agree

[StephJayneV]

jESUS DOES SO WEAR HIGH TOPS

He told me ;D

[StreetCatAvacado]

YES !

[UberMan5000]

Steven walks across the water with the power of naked.

[Musicalpiglet]

Where can I get a t-shirt?

I looked everywhere on his website

[bcjdl]

real.. is usually horrible

[PrincessWilhelmina]

Who is on anti-depressants because she can't stop ripping out her fur.  Tell me about it. . .mwah hahaha

[emisthebestestt]

You ungrateful whore.

...

LETS LOOK AT SOME KITTENS!

[breakitdownsyndrome]

naked jesus is hawt

[Orbster25]

"You ungrateful whore.."///lol

[OxieyMoron]

On the contrary.. I believe Jesus wore low-tops.

[superrrsonicc]

I don't give that shit away for freeeee xD

Your show is amazing.

[tehautumn]

get out of my cult bitch XD

[LadySorrowIshana]

"Real is usually horrible."

Amen, bro.

[ThatFreakBabyKenzie]

You ungrateful whore.

Let's look at some kittens!!!

[moviedirector88]

a cat on depressives" hahahahhahaha

Chris your hilarius! :D

[jadethegem5233]

'and an iguana named dumbledore" ROFL.

[shortstuff129]

oh chris, how i love the...

[ekspresis]

the same porn music as in natalie's videos :D

[squirrelygurl]

"you ungrateful whore."

"tell me about it."

"really is usually horrible."

lol

[rob2049]

who gives a shit !!

[Star3Wars3]

I hate how people just ave to put religious stuff in everything...

[theyellowdart204]

love it

[sharonhate]

I feel bad for that cat. And I hate animals!

[pumkinpie5]

i mean greatful

[pumkinpie5]

hahaha! ungratful whore! lol

[LaughingOutLoudGirl]

"Jesus is cute!"

"I think you meanJesus is SUPERcute"

hahaha very...cute

[bparacana]

you mean, SUPERcute ahahha

[MykEff7]

nice almost-reply to lanette, I just feel bad that rude attention whores get talked about more than the nice people.

[FMArocks1234]

I agree with her...I'm not as addicted as before....sorry chris I used to go to your website everyday now I'm lucky if I go once a month

[horayfox]

cause I'm a sell out and I dont give away that shit for free!!

[tangledinribbon]

lol @ "get out of my cult, bitch!"

[Jimmyhasahat]

all i want to know is where the shit do i get one of those badges from?!

[FaultAndDakranon]

The old Chris would've done a better job of balancing voice vs SFX and music volume. I can't hear you in your three latest vids. What's wrong with your mike?

[Jamie02174]

I was thinking the same thing...

[sparklekitten16]

p.s. keep the nekkid boys coming in!

[sparklekitten16]

i love, love, love this vlog. that is all.

[luvtolaugh1234]

ohhhh poor kitty!

[JessicaSue]

alienating genuine viewers = bad.

But the ungrateful whore comment was pretty classic.

[tennisl12]

wow chris gained some weight.

[UssenterprizeDv2]

If the cat fell it'd be fine, cats have a wind resistance coefficient that keeps generally all falls from being directly fatal, unless there's a sharp object that. . . oh poor kitty...

[tubehax]

pets = retarded people ............

[killerpanda12]

you = retarded person

[ashleypants07]

you=waste of breath.

ILOVECWC. :DDDD

[LazyLimonada]

hhmm, i cant remember why i unsubbed. you're...husky now.

[LiLMissDee2]

I have a black cat, Kizzy that liked to rip her fur out...Its a black cat thing?? She doesnt do it anymore.

[killath303]

You ungrateful whore. hehe i love it :P

[CIeopatra]

THAT'S SO FUCKING SAD SAVE THE CAT

[gageoninja]

i think they dident rescue the cat because she dident own the cat and there was not money involved. lol, NOW EVERY LIFE COMES WITH A PRICE TAG!!

[Lunerrrrs]

animal control & the fire department wouldn't help!? Isn't that there job?

[Haik000]

I know the cops usually dont show up or just put u on hold till u dont feel like talking to them, but i guess animal control and the fire department is starting to slak off like thos jack ass cops

[MamaPojo]

I know I can't believe that! Maybe she should call the electric company. O.O I cannot believe they wouldn't help, I hope the cat is ok..

[dewarknows]

"Real is usually horrible."

[Moonmourner]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh

poor kitty fuck i wood climb that pole for it :'(

[mpeters13]

I love you lol.

[danc3hallkrashr]

☆☆☆☆☆s　for calling Lynette an ungrateful whore!

[GQSOUZA]

sooo cute!!1 lol marry me

[gaijin319]

☆☆☆☆☆s　for calling Lynette an ungrateful whore!

[kira902k]

omg that cat-on-telephone-pole story was so depressing :(

[lisadreamin]

Bahahaha! Gawd, Chris, you are hilarious! But yes, I NEED TO KNOW: What happened to that poor cat?!?!

[SaBoTeUr2001]

What's wrong with the sound? The talkies are way too soft and the music in between too loud.

[sMw89]

one of the best episodes, Chris your so funny, every episode makes my day. :)

[DannIsANerd]

How the hell do I vote for naked Jesus. :(

[WyckedWyccan]

"Get outta mah cult bitch!" OMFGROFLMAO!!!!

[EnderTXenocide]

its not selling out if its his own product....

[scorpionof86]

Its not what he is selling, hes being sarcastic sayin that because he wants to earn some money he is being a sell out e_e lol

[baxtdacat]

LMAO -- "...because real is usually horrible"

[Kinder101]

"i'm a sell out, i dont give that shit away for freee" LOL

[DeanLeonard1]

Oh, you *are* keeping it real--by being deeply, hilariously wrong. For realz.

[JimmiDensen]

dude, you need to shave. your face looks like the chest of a 50yo kaukasian construction worker.

keep it reeeeal

[hugheyhudson]

Is Chris growing a Mullet?!?

[perfectlyMessy]

Ha! I knew he would say real is usually horrible at the end lol

[attolia2491]

been a while since Chris made a really funny one! w00t! Puppies are jesus=lord

[SarahLev3]

Oooooh poor kitty... I hope he will be OK!!!!

[sawITonAmovieONCE]

you ungrateful whore... let's look at kittens!

[niki2005]

LOL

[gymnasticscowboy]

haha! i agreed with the letter until i watched this episode. awesome dude! LMFAO!

get outta my cult bitch!

[endocondor]

I kind of agree with the letter writer. Not about selling out, but about talking about his shows and stuff.

[Enthropomorphia]

ROFL!!! Oh by the way, that tune that plays for a bit at 0:27.. anyone know what song it's from? I've always wanted to find out! :)

GO CHRIS!

[Olivegal55]

I would go to Animal Control, Smack someone, and make them save the kitty! And I would also Smack the evil firemen!

Save the kitty! O.O

[jss2109]

that picture of Jason makes a great desktop wallpaper.

[Rewritten321]

you got some issues jss2109

lmao

[jacero10]

Whatever happened to the cat on the telephone pole?

[annaafterlife]

LMAO. HAHA.

You ungrateful whore.

HAHAHAHA.

[martina42891]

get outta my cult bitch!

[smurfaka]

jesus is lord!

[backshesh]

o that cat i remember it was in the news, animal controll did come

[katemichellouiseweb]

Animal control did NOT come. The power company did.

[LordMoku]

You are.... amazing. You should have your own internet show or something! And defiantly put your name in its title.

I would pay for this shit - sell-out all you like! A man's got to make a living.

[lawnmowersrideongras]

lol he was trying not to laugh at 0.57

[katemichellouiseweb]

Thanks to everyone who mentioned the "pole cat" I felt so bad for him being up there. I'm waiting for him to come outside so I can take a picture of him alive and well! Thanks again Chris for putting it in the video! You're the best!

[splicegrrl]

when you say "come outside," do you mean "come back from the dead"? it's okay... you can tell us the truth. we can handle it... (and yes, chris is the best!)

[katemichellouiseweb]

Ha ha! He lives across the street, and I don't know the neighbors. Or else I really would just go over and tell them I needed to take a picture. I promise, he's happy and healthy!

[splicegrrl]

by "across the street," do you mean "in a cold dark grave"? and by "happy and healthy" do you mean "dead as a doornail"? because, seriously, katie, we just want the truth, however "real" it may be. :-)

[Ciaracc10]

lol

omg jason is a ugly man whore naked.

[Personofinterest007D]

"Tell me about it!"

[facedowninthedirt]

LOL. oh man..so many awesome phrases. i love cutewithchris!

[catsmew]

Please tell us what happened to the cat???

[CacaMilisAgusTae]

TAKE THE CAT DOWN CHRIS! You know this is all your fault,right?

[SoggyCraackers]

... ?

[Axxelator]

Great video.

[XXXLilxxLetteXXX]

"Jesus is cute"

"I think you mean super cute"

LMAO

[Cyanidesin]

"-I don't give that shit away for free!" XD

Oh yeah. And poor kitty trapped on a telephone pole.

[di5n33]

At first glance I thought that Naked Jesus had a hard on.. hahaha turns out he's just covering himself with his hand.

Poor Chris :( He's trying so hard and people are giving him shit. Well I'm still apart of your cult Chris! :D

[RoseRodchester]

I don't give that shit away for Freeee. LOL

[SWEETTEA884]

your so funny..im glad you kept it real...

[trevsweb]

yay that was a catchphrase rich CWC ! :D

[tadshackles]

You ungratefull whore!

[zachariahgriffin]

Poor kitty on the telephone pole... :(

Great video chris. You kept it REAL. ha ha.

-z-

[swededude92]

"tell me about it"

[ariseb]

Chris always cheers me up! Thank you you crazy Canadian...hahaha :* :* :*

[Reonrei]

Boogie!!!

[KissHolic]

you are awesome chris...

[chulowhiskers]

save that cat =[

[holdquitestill]

great episode and your hair is extra cute too.

[sqwishdabug]

save the kitty! D:

great vid :D

[zoot69]

"which are true...you ungrateful whore" - haha gold.

[RoseOnyxis]

"That's why I'm not going to say those terrible things that I said ...about you ...which are true ...you ungrateful wh0re =D" Lmao EPIC WIN!

[DarkSoulDarkLove16]

Chris sounds like my Art teacher xD Naked (well, kinda) Jesus should win xD

[NB5BHVL]

Lynette can stuff it! "Just keepin it real" :-D Great show btw...Keep it up

[L0LUNIC0RN]

"Get out of my cult, bitch!"

LMAO. :D

Awhhh, poor Shadow. :[[[

[IAGuy06]

You pull out your hair?

But you still seem to have it all on your head...

[Meconstrue]

I think you mean super cute that line ensures I'm going to heaven

[ChoppedNumbers]

haha... that was funny. loved it.

[Bonkorz]

I was starting to worry about you selling out to, but this video restored my faith. You can sleep tonight now.

[Spiralworm]

I agree with you Lynette. Chris is a sell out. (He admitted too).......but i still watch.

lol

[firkyfaz01]

boogie boogie boogie ! :)

[Me242008]

awe i voted for the bird:p

[luvinlife66]

oh my god!

sexy porno music from communitychannel!

[NowImHeelsOverHead]

i dont give that shit away for freeee

haha

[WannabeJessica]

MANITOBA! bahaha inside joke sorry.

[supastar2bee]

get outta my cult bitch!!

you ungrateful whore!!

ahh chris, you've made my day.

[Auraveda]

The old Chris had better sound balance in his videos.

[splicegrrl]

did jesus wear a terry-towel wristband, chris?

[Francinstyn]

hahah, ungrateful whore.

[rojawyllconout2]

You ungrateful Whore

[hillsdalekid]

i agree with lynette soo very much

!!!!

[Voltage1919]

haha naked jesus.

[DepressedAnimeAddict]

nice!

[mountaingirl434]

i agree with lynette

[LegendKiller0084]

lol rock on chris

[merckx44]

you have the same voice as Tim Gunn from project runway!

[KoriSoftball530]

haha he kinda does =]

[periwinklefrank92]

That's how we roll in Wisconsin. We keep it real.

[rent907]

Get outta my cult, bitch!!!

LOVE!

[frankthecat101]

Lol!! XD I wanna be on CWC... :$ I saw this show when it wasn't even popular! I was like, this guy is hot, so i click on it!

[Alkaline2009]

LULZ you ungrateful whore!!

[8thsinn]

the best joke ever!

[lalito6691]

I don't give shit for free xDD

[Wheelsgr]

OMG, I love CWC.....

[92RedRevolver]

Is this the first video in...ages? Or have I just been missing Chris?

Goddamn exams & having a life...

[MistakenMantis]

"I think you mean super-cute!" Best line probably ever

[pukabird27]

CRAZY CAT LADIES UNITE TO SAVE THE CAT ON THE TELEPHONE POLE(copy and paste please)

[virusone25]

What happened to the cat on the telephone pole?

[sarre87]

i enjoy all your episodes=)

[emprise]

lol

[kazyroo]

I think that you are well within your right to mention your show and t-shirts. Running a cult isn't cheap, and you certainly don't owe anybody a damn thing for free. The fact that your youtube show is free should be enough. EVERYONE LISTEN: BEING A LOYAL VIEWER DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE OWED ANYTHING!

I hope your live shows continue to be a success, Chris. I'm looking forward to the time when I can afford to get to Toronto to go!

[KiraIsNoSuperman]

wow, that girl got owned

KEEP IT UP CHRIS <3

[knibbles1882]

Have you always been a mean jerk?

[cerbydoo]

You're wrong. Jesus wore Converse hi-tops and he was naked a lot. A lot.

What the hell happened to the cat on the telephone pole?

Boogie

[YellingYaz]

i luv your show but i wish that my dog pictures would be featured, show some attention to the people that love your show outside of the states. Us europeans are pretty cool people too.

[MediocreGenius]

omg, poor kitty!

[SynxVII]

Whats up with the sound levels? your voice is quiet but the music is really loud

[imperfecttt]

DUMBLEDORE!!!

[Beanieboy182]

Real is usually horrible! :O

GOD IS EVERYWHERE!!

Kev...is not

[xogilmoregirlxo]

you ungrateful whore. hahaha Chris your hilarious...honestly I'd be too scared to write you an e-mail lol

[freddieelm]

What happened to the cat on the telephone pole?

[simple11q]

cat on the phone pole xD

[djskabone]

and now a word from our sponsors....oh wait....

[holluchan]

Hey Sellout Chris!

Ahahha, I'm kidding. XD I freakin love you, and I totally agree that Lynette sould get out of your cult if you're not 'real' enough.

Just like that poor cat. T.T I hope it's ok.

[Azoruk]

Too. Much. Real.