Dirty the Pooh, Chapter Two

[fanofdirtypotter]

closed captions pretty much nail it here

[vash47]

He made a fine sand castle with his... painfully... expelled... liquid... FECES

[LineDancer97]

Epic level Wizard Staff of Homomancy with plus one anal penetration? Jim Dale didn't strike me as the D&D type.

[BearGirl26]

LOL Nice shout-out to "Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh" with Tigger's many "fuck you"s xD

[GloriousOtaku]

fukhh me fukkhh me!

[KeybladeKorney]

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[KeybladeKorney]

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[TheHalloweenHead]

It was called, doing the bitch LMFAO

[Gossipnastar]

xD



[MirageDragon1600]

TIME FOR THE THIRD HALF

[TheCheshireLion]

Not the grass...but for my donkey ass.

[The42ndStreetMutant]

GLITTERING.

CAWK.

JOOCE. 

[zbradley1990]

am I the only one who Lol'd at rabbit throwing his BUNNY poop

[AandR1408]

"ocean of glistening...COCK"

[usahp]

One person isn't in bed with Jim Dale, fucking his hot, strong body with all his might.

[Brainzorz]

Epic Level Super Magic Wizard Staff of Homomancy...

Can i has one?

[Gundamluverx]

I think Jim Dale disliked this. All the buttsex must be getting to him!

[moxiebacardi]

haha I'm having just as much fun with the captions on as listening to this! :)

[CaptainMcMuffin100]

Fuck you, tuba? EXCUSE ME?

[schmagum]

@CaptainMcMuffin100 I think he's saying 'Fuck YouTube', but there's a slight 'a' sound on the end of it where the splicing wasn't exact enough. I think that's what it is, anyway.

[451ianDragonist]

I tried Piglet's best sexual position. It wasn't any good.

[BubbleBobble1996]

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMMY SHIT

[KeybladeKorney]

YYYYYYYYYYESSS!

[MisterFii]

I love the little nod to the "Very Uncensored Winnie The Pooh".

[Ravusvita]

One dislike? Seems like Jim Dale has a Youtube account.

[BrownyTCat]

"There was a knock"

"It was pooh"

"in bed"

Who the hell puts a door in a bed?

[adam91094]

I want to play doing the bitch

[thomasbaron06]

@adam91094 me too! lol =D

[theslasher99]

a new game became popular, it was called doing the bitch

[althegamefreak]

the Game of Doing the Bitch and Put in HERE MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING CUMMIN' Hard!!!!!!!!!!

[NecroMantis87]

I fucking came, right away

[bonesofme]

haha waldfield reference.

[DarthWobbey]

"...until there was another spash, and Piglet found himself bobbing around on an ocean of

GLITTERING

CAWK

JOOSE."

[Ryuhza]

Holy shit, there are three 'halfs'-?

[accentman917]

That part from 3:22 through 4:29 made me come close to dying of laughter xD

[dirtypottertube]

@accentman917 the noises are probably my favorite thing to make in dirty potter audiobooks

[accentman917]

@dirtypottertube How long did it take you to make these?

[dirtypottertube]

@accentman917 umm probably about 3 months altogether. We're pretty lazy.

[accentman917]

@dirtypottertube Well comedy takes time

[KeybladeKorney]

@dirtypottertube It's actually the sound when you collect HP and MP orbs in Kingdom Hearts at around 4:00.

[ilexgarodan]

"Epic Level Super Magic Wizard Staff of Homomancy with +1 anal penetration"? Looks like Jim's been playing too much Dungeons & Dragons.

[kurale10]

@ilexgarodan or World of Warcraft

[MarioZone69]

You're never too small to fuck Tigger, if ya know what to do!

[Tirgo69]

I love the waldfield reference

[RoflmaoStudioz]

JESUS CHRIST! this video was voted to ruin 42 young lives every 12 minuites.

[wehavebiscuits]

lol, reference to very uncesored whinnie the pooh! I loved it

[bobalt93]

THE BEST STORY EVERRR LOL

[NinjaKow0]

Will this be available for download off the website soon?

[dirtypottertube]

write to my webmaster (hobbes). I keep bugging him to put it up but he's pretty busy. maybe if he hears it from a fan he'll get on it.

Once all the chapters are out there will be one big file with all three for sure.

[Boonz5583]

...After that, a new game became poplular in the forest, it was called: Doing the Bitch!!!!!!! lol

[sm2142]

where do you get the background music? It's incredible!

[dirtypottertube]

It's actually from the Ren & Stimpy production master collection.

I got the idea to use it for my non-harry potter stuff from spazkidin3d's sonichu the animated series

if you want i can pm you a link to get it

[NinjaKow0]

I'd like a PM on how to get it! Ren and Stimpy music is great for just about anything.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

@dirtypottertube Everyone's using the Ren & Stimpy music these days.  Wasn't djy1911 the first to use it on YouTube?

[Korolev61]

I wonder if everyone will die in chapter 3? Maybe after Pooh unleashes a massive minute long fart of ultimate destruction!

[FeygeleGoy]

@Korolev61 OMG, did you predict it?

[tandx]

DPT, you've finally made a reference to Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh!

But why not add more?

[maclover201]

Holy crap, Jim Dale must play too much World of Warcraft. 0:44

[bjd020695]

Holy shit Piglet.

[HeatLegs]

*poikpoikpoikpoikpoik* Bam bam bammy bam bam bammy shit!!! *poikpoikpoikpoikpoik*

[Eranduck]

Chapter poo. Erm, I mean TWO.

[MsBlackKnightmare]

lol at 2:15 ive never heard the word cock spelled so epicly

[gmmg93]

i heard som wldfld lines starting at 2:36. great stuff

[HeatLegs]

"You have to be ready for it with a piece of paper".

[Korolev61]

Dirty the Hedgehog next?

"Sonic grunted as Knuckles penetrated his ass with his huge fists as Tails masturbated with his tails."

[TheDevilbuster]

It only works if Jim Dale has narrated a Sonic the Hedgehog story.

[dirtypottertube]

@TheDevilbuster I'm holing my breath for it

[TheDevilbuster]

Hell, you probably have so many clips of Jim Dale's voice, you could make one yourself.

[dirtypottertube]

@TheDevilbuster Aint that the truth.

Our Dirty Potter folder has nearly 2300 wav files in it and is nearly 5.5gb

[TheDevilbuster]

Seriously? Holy Jim Dale, you could make just about anything with that.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

@dirtypottertube How do you organize those? Do you have folders for specific words and syllables or something?

[DirtySplicingInc]

I love the very last part.

"A week ago last thursday there was this hedgehog. The hedgehog-"

"Nobody cares, Eeyore."

Poor boring Eeyore :,(

[1337guitarist17]

Man, the nod to waldfield's work was brilliant.

Also, ROFL at "and Piglet found himself bobbing around on a glittering ocean of COCK juice."

[Azukido]

The cum here is more "wet" in this one.

[HeatLegs]

Omg the WLDFLD reference was epic!

[tomservo3]

Also, LOL at Jim Dale quoting Waldfield's "Very unsencored winnie the pooh".

[tomservo3]

Piglet was thinking of going to bed with jim dale.

[BlueKewne]

Enable transcribed captions for this too! It's icing on the fucking cake.

[WLDFLD]

A timeless tale in which a little bear loses his innocence, along with the elasticity of his anal cavity.

[bad4urhealth123]

I'm already excited about part 3, judging by the several litres of body fluids splattered all over me

[Korolev61]

3 parts! I love you!

"Fuck you George Bush! Fuck you Youtube!"

[Mortskcab]

@Korolev61 he has been out of power for years now, let it go.....

[taterman1234]

Fear Jim Dale,the powerful Homomancer!

[N8DT7777777]

As soon as I heard "Fuck you, Longears!" I started cheering in my head because I knew a near perfect Jim Dale rendition of Waldfield's Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh was coming up. Excellent work.

[Mrdwd007]

"after that a new game became popular in the forest, it was called doing the bitch."

[MsBlackKnightmare]

its disgusting and i luv it

[DjGeraldo0023]

doing the bitch lmfao

[gavain788]

5/5

[darkstar1987lx]

"OOOOOOHH LAH LAH (jizz)" !!! O.O'

"You stupid ass cunt..."

This ep is fucking powerful... T.T

[Leafblower29]

This was a great way to start the morning.

[lolzerzez]

epic lvl super magic wizard staff with homo man seed with +1 anal penetration?

[dirtypottertube]

Homomancy.

Kind of like Necromancy but gay.

[cheezyman2k7]

dont u mean very gaaaay

[ineedmorenaruto]

holy fuck this one is intense!

lol @ waldfield reference

[ss4cypher]

lmao 5/5

[AndrewJimScott]

That poo gives me da fear