Mini moni - Telephone Ring Ring Ring

[LohanTheBlowhan]

Jesus christ how horrifying.

[MrAguila]

This is one of those times where I thought "What the fuck am I watching?"

[BaNzUuUu]

i want that minimoni telephone and cameraaaaaa<3<3<3

[RG7621]

They're all so cute and beautiful.

[itsumonihon]

@RG7621 omfg pedo alert they were like 12 years old when they made this vid

[kurox67]

the mini version of morning musume they are cute

[indonesiaxjapan]

awesome song

proud to be asian

especially south east asia and east asia lol

[5thcenturyad]

Can anyone suggest any other Japanese pop groups I might like? Similar to Mini Moni in music and general style?

P.S. I love the original Mini Moni but not Mini Moni 2.

[MsSeaKittens]

@5thcenturyad  Pretty much any other HP group. Mainly C-ute and Shugo Chara Egg.

[5thcenturyad]

@MsSeaKittens No.... I do not like what I've seen of those 2 groups. They sound too teenage and dress too slutty which I really hate. I love innocent, childish, playfull, harmless, non-sexual, non-offensive girls. Not slutty teenagers dressed like prostitutes and singing about "relationships".

[MsSeaKittens]

@5thcenturyad Well, the Shugo Chara Egg songs are just about friendship and being a mahou shoujo, from what I've gathered. I can understand your dislike of C-ute, though, Maybe Aya Matsuura, 11 Water, and Berryz Kubou would be more to your liking? Aya has a few songs about a boy, but they're pretty innocent and muchc more on the cute side.

[5thcenturyad]

@MsSeaKittens Yes, Berryz Kubou made a song called: Piriri to Yukou, I really love that song.

[FeloniousAngel]

Is this really a pop group, or is this from a children's show?

[MsSeaKittens]

@FeloniousAngel Both. They were an idol group with their own show.

[TheRaina234]

somehow i love MINI MONI!!!

[MyPopiejopie]

It's Ai Kago. I know now. She is the smoker. Very bad. I hope she quits.

[arcanacoelestia]

Yep, exceptionally corny -- but considering it was really meant for kids, it's pretty cute. And the Mini Moni gals (who were genuinely talented) seemed to be having a lot of fun making this video. Mega-kawaii!

[MsSeaKittens]

@DYB37K10p0203 氏ね

[LittleSweety]

This song was 10 years ago no.25 in the world charts #mini #moni

[cleon24769]

It's like Japanese Teletubies.

[smellers45]

I bet their parents are proud.

[deaconkris]

@smellers45 of the millions of yen they made just for doing this one group? Sure i bet they are.

[MsSeaKittens]

@smellers45 Considering they were idols, and they all went on to pursue careers in the entertainment industry, they definitely are.

[rwk1983]

This is embaressing

[deaconkris]

@xMcLoven That's because it is for kids genius.

[2realmugen]

@xMcLoven if u think its corny y r u watchin it.

[TheGumboVariator]

This could be a Frank Zappa song .....

[meliante2]

Ring! Ring! Ring! When I answered the call, the line had already dropped.

[BeckiiCruelFan]

This song belongs to children's channel

[KierstonSays]

Ohdanqjessica

[OhDanqJessicax3]

I love this song

[METALLICARULES11]

2:28 did they say shit?

[OhDanqJessicax3]

@METALLICARULES11 no they said yeah

[kenlo77]

@METALLICARULES11 Funny you should ask. Aibon and Nono had a childish fascination with poo at the time they made this song. When they squat during the dance, they laughed about taking a crap. (see Mini Moni on Utaban) Mika-chan taught the twins the english phrase "big doo-doo" and Nono wrote a song about poo, (I think it glowed in the dark) complete with choreography. Things were never dull around the duo of Aibon and Nono.

[METALLICARULES11]

2:03 dont you just hate screamer pop ups

[Zwiebeluni]

why are they drinkin milk while singin a song about telephones?

[51dino]

@Zwiebeluni　Milk is not related to telephones. In Japan, there is a myth that says "milk will increase height", so those short(4' 11") girls just wants to get big by drinking milk.

[CrunchyClip]

I thought Justin Bieber is bad.

[jasin95]

@CrunchyClip

What does that have to do with anything? Mini Moni is amazing :3

[RyuukiArtsTV]

I Remember this from my childhood used to love it...now? Not so much...

[chickensarealiens]

...Why do they hate milk so much? I freaking love milk.

[kenlo77]

@chickensarealiens Apparently the Japanese overly pasteurize their milk ... Have you ever heated milk and overdone it? It tastes bad. .. as a reusult there is one Japanese dairy farm that doesn't pasteurize their milk at all. The farmer goes to great lengths to see his cows are always relaxed and happy, and thoroughly tests the milk for safety ... The Japanese government has OKed it ... His milk tastes good ... but is more expensive. CK out outtakes of ring ring ring on YT ... so funny

[ThePinkMandarine]

@chickensarealiens

I hate milk !!!! But gambatte nomu da pyon ~

[ElyDSS]

evvai, evviva l'italia!

[TheBeatlesfan28]

O.o wtf

[germanxguerra]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHA XD

[KikkiChanTV]

This is the craziest japanese video I saw in my entire live, after the Pizza Song, obviously XD

I want the Mini Moni telephone T____T, i think it is better then Iphone XD

[Ippo1985]

0_0

[dr38dn0ught]

Even their minihamuzu versions are less trippy than this O_o

[bacon2boy]

Still better then rebeca black

[darkxxzero]

i have one word jail bait

[danpluso]

@darkxxzero Jail Bait?? Maybe for you... sicko!

[darkxxzero]

@danpluso dude it meant to be a joke ok

[danpluso]

@darkxxzero A Joke??? Sicko!! lol :P :P

[dukeyxxyz]

1:49 Kamehameha?

[TheDrugsIsInMyHeart]

Sub italian! Yaaaay! XDD

[drawlimi]

@MsSeakittens oh, thanks !!!

[kenlo77]

Yagu-chan is so adorable ... such a sweet, happy personality. I always thought she'd make a wonderful wife and mother. Yaguchi Mari's future will definitely be looking up .... Nakamura Masaya is 192 cm tall!! ... Much happiness to you both ... and Mari ... make sure Kei-chan catches your bouchet... :)

[Foxymanga]

@kenlo77 lol at the Kei-chan part XD

[a0k5i2k7o]

懐かしい＾－＾妹と一緒にはまってました！！

妹、ミニモニ。が好きで、ミニモニ。にグッズを集めてた❤

[drawlimi]

@MsSeaKittens really, is it a fan page or do I need to be a friend of her?

I want to see her in her wedding dress (^-^)

[MsSeaKittens]

@drawlimi I really have no idea. :( But whoever it is, they update quite a bit. Look for it on Facebook!

[MyFudginBrother]

who ever did them is a peadophile

[drawlimi]

wow Mari is getting married <3

she have been so beautiful or who am I kiddig, she have always been so beautiful

<3 I miss her in momusu <3

[MsSeaKittens]

@drawlimi I saw her upload a picture of herself in a wedding dress on her Facebook page. She's gorgeous!

[jsz430]

@MsSeaKittens lol she doesnt have a facebook. I looked it up and whoever created the Mari Yaguchi account(s) are just fans/ weird people pretending to be her.

[MsSeaKittens]

@jsz430 Not surprising, but they update a lot so at least I get pictures on my newsfeed without checking her blog.

[AFirmKickInThePants]

I used to have a brain then I saw this

[killwinsock]

@LadyGaGaFan848

They are not saying ding ding ding. Japanese people pronounce their r's weird lol

[sarahloveslax1]

Horrible

[ShugoxMelody]

@sarahloveslax1 So you are :)

[nikki999999999999999]

The only reason I watch mini moni iz cuz they make me rofl!!!......... But Rlly wtf

[qsljfsopiucvn]

Where's the rapist samurai?

[xXKeksyXx]

WTF..

I think Friday by rebecca black is a little bit better than this shit!

[xXKeksyXx]

@MsSeaKittens

ohh men... -.-

shut up. I don't care what u say, so please just shut the fuck up.

[MsSeaKittens]

@xXKeksyXx No YOU shut up, if you didn't care you wouldn't of responded. Next time don't be such an insufferable bitch and let people listen to what they want.

[xXKeksyXx]

@MsSeaKittens

WTF U TALINKG ABOUT???!!!

So, for very stupid people like you, I have really nothing against Japs! But it is my FUCKING OPINION! And my opinion is that this song/video is shit! Come so clear! It is and remains my opinion! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S STILL MY OPINION, STUPID BITCH!

I mean it's OK, IF YOU LIKE THAT, but I really don't like it. I actually hate it.

and again for U! IT'S MY OPINION!

[MsSeaKittens]

@xXKeksyXx You do realize that "Jap" is a slur? It's like calling a Chinese person a "chink".

[xXKeksyXx]

@MsSeaKittens That's not the point!!! Why u don't get it?? I remain, nevertheless, to believe that this song is shit, and also the music video! I do not care whether they are Chinese or Japanese! I stand by my opinions! >.< I do not know what you are taking, that you like this song. But please let it be my opinion! I mean, I do not care that you like this song and music video! And I can handle it, but this video has so far 92 Hater, and there will be more! But that's the life. Don't cry ;D!

[mariaeatsunicorns]

well it beats the wiggles

[Kenny2k08]

WTF IS THIS?

[AdorableMe2000]

They kinda freak me out!..

[soheartlezz]

Why did they always have Mika dressed differently than the rest??

[Khandhalha]

@soheartlezz There are a lot of answers, but the most possible is because 1) She's not full Japanese. 2) She's a bit more developed than the other girls and needs to be more covered. 3) She's actually taller than 150cm.

[188metalhead881]

?_?

[kenlo77]

@TaylorBingen Their audience are children. They sing about eating thier vegetables and drinking their milk, and behaving on the school bus, and such. They are so cute, they transcended their children audience. Mini Moni was very successful commercially. Aibon and Nono became "the two top" of Morning Musume mostly because of Mini Moni

[a5kylar]

this is way better than those retarted us kids shows seriously they have a pimp for kids on tv lol

[fugor001]

now we talkin' bout real epic dance

[KiraDaable]

Now after watching this i Want to kill somebody

[pw3uk]

Who's the blonde?

[mariahnikol]

@pw3uk Mari Yaguchi

[xombia3]

their phones are sooo advanced O___O

[madara435]

kawwai! 0:50 - 0:53 !

who is SHE!?

[Rami22789]

@madara435 Kago Aibon. Kawaii chiccha!

[AetherEthereal]

This is so catchy...

[lizhilove]

esas niñas deben estar bajo la influencia de alguna droga jajajaja lol XD

[OyonTheAdept]

wtf....

this proves that catchy songs can have meaningless lyrics.

ugh @_@

[cunningklobe]

@OyonTheAdept I guess its meaningless, but its for children, after all.

[ecoute8]

可愛いすぎる←

[FFWFreedomFighters]

I want some of whatever drug inspired this video.

[Ajoura]

@MsSeaKittens Imagine what? No one of my friends rated it good.

[TheDarklord0211]

0:13 lol piggy has a knob-head!

[ToscanoRomano]

Come cazzo sono riuscito ad arrivare qui guardando un video di Kevin Ayers?

[METALLICARULES11]

ARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrFireyballs]

i only like it cuz its japanese.

[Ajoura]

My ears! My eyes! They are bleeding!

Oh my dog! Even modern Russian pop is better, seriously.

[MsSeaKittens]

@Ajoura cry more

[cluckyxlog]

whats with the american flaggin one?is she half n half.

[deaconkris]

@cluckyxlog

Yes. She was born in Hawaii

[METALLICARULES11]

i thought kowanchi was hello in japanese

[ReallyBakedRodents]

@METALLICARULES11 Nah, its "moshi moshi."

[ReallyBakedRodents]

Never.... EVER.... Get high and watch this.

[missbrookigrace10]

japenease make the worst songs ever

[MsSeaKittens]

@missbrookigrace10 Then why do you listen to them? Mini Moni telephone da ding ding ding~

[ReallyBakedRodents]

@missbrookigrace10 I know, right??

[ThomasMin1988]

moni... was fürn doofer name!

[CookieDamage13x]

"cookie chan desu!"

[ariisu9]

@kawaiimisaprincess Lol would be an insult since Miku is a man, and saying he looks like her would be saying he looks like a girl.

[ariisu9]

Not trying to inult Miku, as I loove An Cafe, but the blonde looks a LOT like Miku.. Kinda weird..

[ggrahamm17]

This is childrens entertainment Blake Tahoe, but just for you i will ask if they will sing the arias from Madame Butterfly. God Bless America, Thank God for the Atlantic

[BlakeTahoe]

this is still better than anything on MTV

[deaconkris]

@BlakeTahoe

This is like everything on MTV. Full of child stars singing shallow songs. But people with a butt fetish for Japan won;t see that.

[BallisticFat]

What ... The... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......

[Freestylegun]

wierd brainwashed kids on drugs......in japan nothing special

[anneke637]

Gosh XD

[Tommyponny1]

i searched this song and exactly when i clicked enter my telephone started ring...

[DeathAngel810]

who drugged my drink...

[TheScencesterBitch]

Naaaaah Minimoni wa hounto ni kawwaii dessssu!! Watashi daisuki~ :D

[Electronicality]

Mini moni was made for kids ;x . . . so obviously there MV'S would look weird so stfu its for children not for kids aged 12 to 19 +

[Fuzzygirl421]

ah you gotta love the japanese =)

[liwrt]

Hehe, I want this as my ringtone xD

[Zwiebeluni]

whoa....

they're creepy...

Hel

Luni<3

[0MrRib0]

I don't get it, Is it like a kids TV programme? Or is this an actually music video? ahahha

[Klasseheertje]

Big telephone from 1840 ;3

[Klasseheertje]

@Klasseheertje 0:40 *

[molster14]

i think this is what it says It is the mini-moni telephone ring ring ring ring ring ring phone call Let's Open the phone ring ring ring ring ring ring you you you vrrrrr It is the voice of this mini moni ah let the answering machine answering machine It is the makeup lalala apiamo open the door trick lalala nice person tell me you better without make-up better without makeup if you can not find it anywhere if you

[XHikarixxx]

hmm. Mari drank the milk like it was nothing! :D

[kenlo77]

@XHikarixxx Go watch the Ring Ring Ring out takes ... You will see how "easy" it was for Mari ... LOL ... She hated it ... and was so cute making faces.... Japanese hate milk but love tofu ... go figure...

[sineadgartland]

way better than justin bieber ...

[mosingbubble]

thats probably the coolest phone of my life.

[NekoCat86]

What are they saying at 2:25?

[inubaby67]

Since I'm a little slow, why did Tsuji and Kago drink the milk and freak out, like it was gross.

[Stammyify]

@inubaby67 generally japanese don't like milk

[inubaby67]

@Stammyify

Ah, thank you!! :D

[Celedam]

@Stammyify Now try explaining why...

[Stammyify]

@Celedam if you take a sip of it and then wait for the after taste you'll know why :D

or go for sour milk

[Celedam]

@Stammyify That's not what I meant. *I* know what Japanese milk tastes like, and why. I'm trying to tell you that if you're going to answer questions, then your answers should actually be useful.

[Stammyify]

@Celedam well someone asked for that answer if the question is "why the face after drinking milk?" then isn't that the obvious answer in this case? and even though *you* might know what "japanese milk" tastes like and why, theres still people who don't but i apologise that i wasn't useful to you today

[Celedam]

@Stammyify Okay, work with me here, it's not that hard...

Your answer, while superficially correct, was neither obvious nor useful. Seeing a few Japanese kids make faces doesn't necessarily lead to the conclusion that Japanese people don't like milk. I could say they made faces because KIDS don't like milk. It's just as correct.

So the next logical step is to explain WHY Japanese people don't like milk. Simply saying "taste it" is not useful. What is it about the milk and/or the Japanese?

[Stammyify]

@Celedam AHAHAHA... yes i see your point here but i think you are just being ignorant here... and you, in your great wisdom, could enlighten me here instead of waging war. you already told me that you know these things so why can't you just leave me alone? is it fun? or are you lonely?

[rmiloveramen]

WHATA CUTE SONG!

[cdetentenuchiha]

Vocaloid sings this better

[bigbunniebites]

The Japanese Lazy Town :3

[MsSeaKittens]

@bigbunniebites B-But Mini Moni came before Lazy Town.

[Celedam]

@MsSeaKittens Don't bother. Some people just can't help making those connections, even when they're logically wrong. It's how they make the world bite-sized and understandable.

[CuteLeiii]

too cute song xD

[YesIm10]

2:46

Oh my Lord.... o.o

[Jupitersthunder]

*dies from laughter* I'M SO GOING TO DOWNLOAD THIS SONG! *and hope no one tries to kill me because it would drive them insane*

[Muffini96]

There are Nono, Aibon, someone and that blond girl. Who is that blond?

[mariahnikol]

@Muffini96 the blond is Mari Yaguchi and the other is Mika Todd(from Coconut Musume)

[mils2211]

@Muffini96

Blond girl is Yaguchi Mari. She founded Minimoni.

My favorite morning musume.

[LadyGaGaFan848]

i guess american phones go ring ring ring and japanese phones go ding ding ding

[Feralia1987]

@LadyGaGaFan848

I guess you mean "ling ling ling" not "ding ding ding". xD