I saw this on Adult Swim the other night and had it stuck in my head all the next day. It was all I could do to keep from singing it out loud at work.
You know there are many old guys who would be totally turned on by her sexy ways. Shoot, if I was 80 years old I would be all about getting my freak on with Ruth Carr. Fortunately, I still have many years left before reaching 80.
BTW, women can not resist a squirting hose no matter how old they are!
If you have children you might want to suggest they become counselors and psychologists. People will be banging on the doors to find some sort of help from the hell that assaults them from all sides, like this disturbing video which, BTW, made me laugh so hard I nearly plotzed. I can't help but wonder what kind of life this woman has had that she would demean herself by being featured in this visual attrocity. It should come with a warning for causing internal bleeding from raucous laughter.
What guys are doing the boning? Let me tell you, I live in Florida. I am surrounded by older people including large retirement communities. To many of these guys she is a hot piece of tail. As a 41 year old guy there are 40 something year old women I now find attractive that I would never given a second look in my early 20's. It's all relative. Most older men do not have the wealth and power to be courting attractive 20 something women (or would even if they could).
@aintdoingit The shot provides us with an intertextual reference to an established piece of American New Wave Cinema: Coppola's 1979 epic "Apocalypse Now"
Old ladies love dick more than anything. No joke, they look all nice and innocent but they disguise their lust with things like "Dancing Clubs" and "Bingo" which are simply terms for "Old People Sex Brothels". This conspiracy has long since been ignored by the mainstream. I'm glad Tim and Eric have finally caught on to this.
Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
WHERE do they find the people to do this?!?
z2thaanko 5 days ago 12
SM1 needs to replace this with a karaoke video at BWW.
UnstableCore 5 days ago
A'lee naw
duuuuuuh.
ralphyetmore 1 week ago 3
haha the camera in the mirror.....QUALLity work :)
aj0446 1 week ago
this gives my nose a strange smell
zildjiandrummer1 1 week ago
what did i just watch,,,
Tamaraaaaaahh 1 week ago
awesome.
Rayzkevin 1 week ago
The guy washing the car looks exactly like my uncle... e_e
TheNobleGoon 1 week ago
craigslist ad?
rayallen1137 2 weeks ago
She mouths 'my husband's dead, he's left for work' at the beginning.
ChristianU2ubeh 2 weeks ago 3
Weird song but its good i guess......
MeowMixer1000 2 weeks ago
Just another day in middle-America.
TheLastSliceOfPie 2 weeks ago
This is... something else
TheLastSliceOfPie 2 weeks ago
To be honest if you got somebody that could actually sing and changed the lyrics this song wouldnt be half bad.
metathus1488 2 weeks ago
Atrocious.
JamesMajdali 2 weeks ago
bala nanuw ahhhh needah now
death2egoLyserg 2 weeks ago
there's no way that's a real song... XD
partack1 2 weeks ago
I saw this on Adult Swim the other night and had it stuck in my head all the next day. It was all I could do to keep from singing it out loud at work.
zafers15 2 weeks ago
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JUSXTREME96 2 weeks ago
Great Job
ImmaVejituh 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
i love how it trails of into the light
JrTroopa6 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if you saw this last nightXD
likeit292 3 weeks ago
@likeit292 thats why i looked this up
JrTroopa6 3 weeks ago
LMAO!!
MizzIssy 3 weeks ago
lol
sarys73 3 weeks ago
Needs more Doo Dah Doo Doo!
serialclone 3 weeks ago
like a catchy public access music video from hell.
tubeviewerX20 3 weeks ago
my panties are like the pacific ocean
likeacannibal 3 weeks ago
This made me ill.
hughharman 3 weeks ago
ooooooo that part about her getting wet. gave me a boner.....
aj0446 4 weeks ago
reminds me of jan terri
johnnyarngrim 1 month ago
she looks good enough for a poke
JustWannaFeelGood 1 month ago 33
@JustWannaFeelGood lol Good enough for a poke.
deebsboy 3 weeks ago
why am i getting an erection
chrisbbbbchris 1 month ago 4
manito arriba si viste el video en el face del aweonao
facebook/aweeonao !
retlawotoc 1 month ago
disturbingly hilarious...
RipEddieAndChrisLov 1 month ago
Right up there with Salamé.
dustindo 1 month ago
Super hot blonde
Shningpolaris 1 month ago
I don't wanna get old...
Akashic8Lamb 1 month ago
Hahahahahahaha
apocx61 1 month ago
Damn you 0ShinAkuma0!!!
Stimpackswe 1 month ago 12
@Stimpackswe 0ShinAkuma0 linked to this ? lol he uploads great matches.
C3lticlord 3 weeks ago
I find this easy to masturbate too...
Axewhipe 1 month ago
Bala nanuw Ahh needa dow Bana ling mada dow Dee dah m'dee dow L'tee Bah'da hum nahde hee ahmaw nauw A'lee naw duuuuuuuuuh
Estoypooping123 1 month ago 4
Ahh needah dow
BeanTheDynamite1 1 month ago
Good to see Jan Terri still performing
exunderscorejai 1 month ago 2
This reminds me too much of tonetta.
xonar778 1 month ago 2
the thing that makes this so much more disturbing for me is that she looks so much like my mom. o_0
danceshimmyshake12 1 month ago
Catchy tunes... Bah'da hum nahde hee ahmaw nauw!
TheKrullmaster 1 month ago
sick
jopdap1 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric Musical Moments
Grandma.......?
sleepysheep67 1 month ago
ewww i didnt make it the first 1 second
:P
daftpunkdj98 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric Musical Moments
thumbs up if you would fuck ruth in the doo doo puss
EASTLOSELEMENT 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric Musical Moments
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
lol
klyzn 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric Musical Moments
That guy strangely resembles David Hasslehoff....
barbiiexcalii 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric Musical Moments 3
I think I've got chubs for Ruth, big fat chubs for Ruth.
SkiMang999 1 month ago
it's kind of a good song and people in their late 50s need sex too.
Floodlezoot 1 month ago
this is better than the AtoZ version
DexterityFilms 1 month ago
comedy for stoners?
BigBizkut 1 month ago
@BigBizkut Yes.
Robergine 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job
You know there are many old guys who would be totally turned on by her sexy ways. Shoot, if I was 80 years old I would be all about getting my freak on with Ruth Carr. Fortunately, I still have many years left before reaching 80.
BTW, women can not resist a squirting hose no matter how old they are!
naturefreak799 2 months ago
"We're Sorry"
UltimateAoshi 2 months ago
This is the greatest thing ever created
SirLoin21 2 months ago
I find it easy to masturbate to this.
gooodhuntan 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Afterwards my friends and I were inspired to watch granny porn.
thesoapthatfloats 2 months ago
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thesoapthatfloats 2 months ago
From June Cleaver to this frightening outcast in a mere fifty years. What are you going to be for the collapse of Western Civilization?
lazyriver2 2 months ago
@lazyriver2
I think this outcast is June Cleaver. June looks good for pushing 90. With Ward being long deceased, June needs some loving!
naturefreak799 2 months ago
If you have children you might want to suggest they become counselors and psychologists. People will be banging on the doors to find some sort of help from the hell that assaults them from all sides, like this disturbing video which, BTW, made me laugh so hard I nearly plotzed. I can't help but wonder what kind of life this woman has had that she would demean herself by being featured in this visual attrocity. It should come with a warning for causing internal bleeding from raucous laughter.
lazyriver2 2 months ago
@lazyriver2 Shut up
rockufaler 2 months ago 2
@lazyriver2
At least she is keeping it real. Better than being an uptight old prude without a sense of humor. More power to her!
naturefreak799 2 months ago
Fuck.
MetalMetallica8642 2 months ago
Anyone know where I can find the stalking song. It has this woman in it.
MermaidBlueFins 2 months ago
@MermaidBlueFins You can find it on adult swim video if you google 'lindsey porch I can wait'
uosasd2 2 months ago
I think I genuinely like this song now.
StickWarrior 2 months ago 5
duuuuuuh
AnnihilateThisWeekYo 2 months ago 2
Do women like that actually get laid? i guess they do but what kinda guy if boning them lol
itsmejunky 2 months ago
@itsmejunky the kind of guy in the video
pillowsinmypants 2 months ago
@itsmejunky
What guys are doing the boning? Let me tell you, I live in Florida. I am surrounded by older people including large retirement communities. To many of these guys she is a hot piece of tail. As a 41 year old guy there are 40 something year old women I now find attractive that I would never given a second look in my early 20's. It's all relative. Most older men do not have the wealth and power to be courting attractive 20 something women (or would even if they could).
naturefreak799 2 months ago
L'tee
HanzSygnal 2 months ago 5
I hope my man agrees to this as the music for our 1st dance when we get married <3
greenleif 2 months ago 3
I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMG LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
blurock29 2 months ago
my stomach hurts now.
ButterIsntGood 2 months ago
shot of the ceiling fan at the end is very poetic and contemporary
aintdoingit 2 months ago in playlist Season 2 22
@aintdoingit The shot provides us with an intertextual reference to an established piece of American New Wave Cinema: Coppola's 1979 epic "Apocalypse Now"
gregliam 3 weeks ago 4
I'm at the library trying to study for finals but now I'm watching Tim and Eric.
bridjetjones 2 months ago 6
Beck- "Girl"
MadMikeMega 3 months ago
awww....20 people are not coming over... :(
ORBISON88 3 months ago
how much acid to they take when creating each episode?
dirtbiXe 3 months ago
The last line of the song wraps things up in such an evocative way.
NewsLynne 3 months ago
Some nights, I feel like masturbating. Then I watch this and I'm ok.
samasjacaj 3 months ago 3
@samasjacaj
One can do both. Ruth is quite the senior citizen MILF.
naturefreak799 2 months ago
yeah you are getting me ROCK hard
njdude420 3 months ago
I'm afraid that if I watch this another time I will live a life a celibacy.
checkunderyourbed 3 months ago
I wonder if tim and eric finds their cast memebers at a walmart or goodwill
Josh10311 3 months ago 6
that guy kinda looks like Jim Jones...just saying
Irishluckily 3 months ago
duuuuuuh
tylergunnzebra 3 months ago
what am i even watching?
cky12qxz 3 months ago
This is actually Jan Terri's newest video.
YinXao 3 months ago
they actaully put an ad on this.
jaredleospirit 3 months ago
Great Job!
kailuagirl87 3 months ago
damn that was just weird and scary!
casablanca4381 3 months ago
Should show this in sex ed. Would stop just about anyone from having sex
marquendra 4 months ago 46
@marquendra fuck that im in my 30s and it just killed my sex drive
chriskoob 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric Musical Moments
@chriskoob XD lmfao
marquendra 1 month ago
Atleast its not a guy dressed like a woman...
CrazedNovaProduction 4 months ago
when she is singing "my husband's gone" in the beginning watch her mouth. she is actually saying "my husband's dead" lol
Periphery830 4 months ago 25
camcorder in mirror = win
DiagramOfTruth 4 months ago
This video is the perfect birth control.
deussolinvictus 4 months ago
Bala nanuw
ItsTylerMarie 4 months ago
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Does the casting director for Tim and Eric just find these people at local Thrift shops?
Mastodon704 4 months ago 2
Old ladies love dick more than anything. No joke, they look all nice and innocent but they disguise their lust with things like "Dancing Clubs" and "Bingo" which are simply terms for "Old People Sex Brothels". This conspiracy has long since been ignored by the mainstream. I'm glad Tim and Eric have finally caught on to this.
Ichiboy900 4 months ago 4
@Ichiboy900 sounds like you've really done your research. lol
DZgirl837 3 months ago
grandma!?
lLambsie 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
u can do me like know dan can sike thatts the wrong man
mmawrestlereg 4 months ago
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mmawrestlereg 4 months ago
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mmawrestlereg 4 months ago
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?!?
tomfong292 4 months ago
@tomfong292 my high school drama teacher has made multiple appearances on Tim and Eric, for starters
TheJasonCastle 4 months ago
You make me wet when you come through the door
kekoa6 4 months ago
OMFG LOL
honeyshenn 4 months ago
This is my happy place:)
PeterNooner 4 months ago
Tim and Eric blur the line between comedy and horror.
FSMNoodlyAppendage 4 months ago 119
@FSMNoodlyAppendage Possibly one of the greatest comments I've had the honor of reading on this site. Love the name, too!
Maj0ra 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric Musical Moments
My favorite one is l'tee
Oollolliepop 4 months ago
that bitch is outta pocket,.....i am not coming over
iBecomingInsane 4 months ago
He was probably really hot back in the 80's.
SuburbanoidMisfit111 4 months ago 4
@SuburbanoidMisfit111
1880's?
naturefreak799 2 months ago
this video gets my penis wet
jefferyDonner 4 months ago
wow i am tempted to post this on facebook!
Oollolliepop 4 months ago
I bet her house smells like a casino ash tray.
trueredexe 5 months ago 2
@trueredexe lmfao wtf
amberjezebel 4 months ago
@trueredexe By "house" you mean her vagina right?
psychomajic666 4 months ago
AAaaahhh! This is somebody's mama! x _ x
ArcaneThingOfBeauty 5 months ago
i think this demonstrates what makes t&e unique--humor in things that are awful, awkward, revolting, depressing, etc.
jjbinks3 5 months ago
the best part of tim and eric awesome show great job is that music :D
TheMegapwnage666 5 months ago
this video is hell of hilarious and random!!!!!!!!!!
mrsevette08 5 months ago
Fuckin sick....
/Like
avaughnimous 5 months ago
68 yo here . . . how to get this on the ipod ?
her0indragon 5 months ago
@her0indragon click "put on ipod"
low72 5 months ago
The guy is my high school english teacher. No joke. Mr. Lynch
wolfisloose 5 months ago
how does this not have millions of hits
jerseydevil8775 5 months ago
Ruth Carr is a fucking hottie! I'd slap my pickle upside her head until i knock the bitch out! lmfao!
BillyO8834 5 months ago
If this had more prominent guitar, it would be a Laura Branigan song with Samantha Fox lyrics.
MageReactor 5 months ago
its like some HORRIBLE 80s video!! ;-)
victordls 5 months ago
I find this difficult to masturbate to.
TheBrandonShort 5 months ago 60
@TheBrandonShort i dont
killerkombat428 3 months ago 6
@TheBrandonShort i find it easy. haha jk
firebird372 3 months ago
@TheBrandonShort LOL!!!
Cuishi10 3 months ago
scares the shit outta me when she's creeping @ :48
codimis 6 months ago
Bala Nanuw Ahh Needah dow...
Reiki151 6 months ago 4
i came
Krazykevin3000 6 months ago
SSSSSOOOOOO GROSSSSSS!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
jaredleospirit 6 months ago
This is quite disturbing.
Sk3pTiCz 6 months ago
The most un-sexy video ever...loved it.
rrbrown813 6 months ago 3
Jan Terri is back in business, suckers.
fromhereon 6 months ago
wow she looks like a wet ox
WetOxen 6 months ago
Im not gay and I'd rather do the man! 0_0
JekPorkinsFan 6 months ago
what the fuck did i just watch?
KingOfSilver2 6 months ago
<---
mkshujinko 6 months ago
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
Leterren 6 months ago
This song kind of reminds me of "Regret" by New Order.
onemidnightgone 7 months ago
honestly the ads wouldn't be AS bad if it weren't for
1. THEY NEVER FAIL but the videos have no problem getting errors or loading slow and
2. THEM BEING LONGER THAN THE ACTUAL VIDEO
cyborgsamaraya 7 months ago
lmfao wtf
amberjezebel 7 months ago
the melody in this song isnt half bad!
tattleboad 7 months ago
I listen to this every time i have sex.
Twizzlleerr 7 months ago 5
her face at 0:21 kills me every time
N05h00b135 7 months ago
My guilty pleasure x) for some reason I like the song. not even kidding x)
zackaroni21 7 months ago 4
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zackaroni21 7 months ago
I'd hit it...with a bat.
sillygoose544 8 months ago
Some lucky kids out there have a cool-ass grandma.
noscopmankillerz1 8 months ago 3
Hes just going to leave the hose running?
frenzyforester 8 months ago 2
She looks good enough for a poke
tombrokaw3 8 months ago 3
Ill come over just tell me an address beautiful <3
WTFJustnoRELOADED 8 months ago