Steve Jobs Macworld 2008 Keynote in 60 Seconds

[ko089434]

sucksssssssssss

[onee]

This basically sucks. You should watch the real Keynote it is way more fun!

RIP Steve Jobs 1955 - 2011

[efgragin]

Nuoh mah gosh!

It does all the things my devices already do if I apply minor technical knowledge!

[joseph30angelo]

THE INTRO IS LIKE THE ONE IN JEEPERS MEDIA

[AaaaghJOE]

Gets Better and Better... then just steals idea's of stuff it should of already had, and calls them upgrades.

[TheWildKiwi]

awesome :D

geile sache :D

[JorJorArmany]

Apple made my life, thats it

[icarus313]

Steve Jobs: the king of hype and exaggeration

[MrRifleMaster]

Apple sucks

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[ice0cold0eu]

10 years ago: "think different"

now: "think like us"

[dutchbb1979]

Better and better and better. Unless you are unfortunate to have the Macbook Pro 15-inch of late 2008 with the flickering screen because of bad Nvidia chips and Apple refuses to repair it.

[sweetbutdaring]

@dutchbb1979 Yep. I had that. Pain in the butt.

[birdman9564]

ahh, where would apple be without him..

[mujrfster1234]

@PrototypeAndroid OK i just learned about trolling and why im not gonna do it (i watched the whole Eric Douglace thing) and for my spelling OK ill give you that

[mujrfster1234]

@PrototypeAndroid you know some people run linux here and no i dont run it i run windwos 7 wich loads 10x times faster than your osx crap with my i7 just rember who gave apple 10 million dollors back in the 90's to get it started again 

[drrobertoboogie97]

Why do I see a half-nude slut in the related videos?

[kakashi02saidHOTKOF1]

better and better and better

[bvssvni]

You people that talk bad of Steve Jobs, I bet you never tried to develop a commercial standard software. Windows is a nightmare which I'm trying to escape! It's only good for games and servers. I predict Mac Os Lion will boost mac sales to the sky.

[GotLakai686]

I believe that Gates is a way better person than Jobs. How much haven't Gates contributed to charity? What has Jobs done?

[mujrfster1234]

@GotLakai686 rember gates also gave 10million 2 apple in the 90's

[chakracannon97]

why do i see paris hilton in related videos???

[brutaka359]

The iPen: shinny, faster, magical, successful, stronger, thinner, better. And all that for just 499$

*slaps*

So yeah were really happy with this. It's going to change the world.

[kev42o97]

Can anyone say snake oil pusher, who here cannot see he is pushing and not letting the product sell itself. The realty is in his mind Apple has no flaws, meanwhile people are stuck with 1 to 2 thousand dollar machines that are is flawed and hardly flawless.

[9227541]

why is he still alive ?

when he goes to hell all the fanboys will finally set free LOL

[fbilgrami]

He does know how to sell his stuff.

[kev42o97]

@fbilgrami He also seems like sometimes he is over hyping is product, bottom line still remains the whole Apple everything mind set from Steve seems really obsessive. Also the price tag is way to high, they are charging way to much for something I could build myself for cheaper and better.

[LunaticTazz]

Isn't it sad if it is possible to shrink a 90min speech down to 1min?

He still could talk another 90 days - I still wouldn't buy a laptop without a DVD-drive for 1799$, a 1TB USB-Hard drive for 299$ and a mobile phone you cannot switch off.

[lkoihsadoji]

@LunaticTazz what u mean "cant switch off" just hold the power button lol

[gobipill]

@LunaticTazz Cool. I'm sure he cares about your business.

[zzoot]

customize the homescreen on an iPhone? umm I dont think so unless he's trying to make us think that moving app icons around is custominzing

[katakis1]

You got a friend in me

[origamiguy106]

BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER

[headbAngrl]

I agree youtube's life man, but wtf it keeps givin me the shit "you post too many comments already and that silly code" and that makes me go like: Hello youtube, I'm no robot! I'm a human =D haha

[headbAngrl]

the better and better and better voice is hilarious.....haha but on a serious note, that's definitely the case when it comes to Apple :)

[TrigonySL]

"MacBook Air...."

"How thin it is..."

*audience gets a boner at the tone of voice*

It's like he's undressing sexy hardware. XD

[headbAngrl]

@TrigonySL

hahaha :D hadn't thought of sth as creative lol

[eeti27]

He talks a lot of crap in these keynotes.

[MedicineMaster]

Nice. Who sings the song? I know him from Toy Story, but I never figured out who he was.

[DoktorTim]

@MedicineMaster Randy Newman sings You've Got A Friend In Me

[MedicineMaster]

Thanks.

[TheVIPTube]

Gets Better and better and better...... that's Apple....

[aghabeypasha]

@TheVIPTube And it's is so true too. Thank God for Apple collectivly, but especially Steve.

[JayMoreProductions]

@TheVIPTube Well it's still got a long way ahead being shitty as it is... lol

[sonyvegashelperz]

is it me or does steve jobs wear those clothes all the time?

[gonzaload87]

steve jobs you are the man, live forever!!!

[CuriousGeorge53142]

What is an apple?

[SatinDollBand]

Its a fruit, or a revolutionary brand

[run2home93]

Haha this made me laugh out loud good job

[xXxMaGGoTTxXx37]

ese we es una verga

[gps456]

you got a friend in me..one of my favorite songs

[gps456]

Steve Jobs is great in giving presentations isn't he?

[nicomarloni]

Yooooouuu got a frieeeeend in me

[EmmaDilemma91]

do be do be do be -do :)

[dallegre]

Nice job on the Craft services, Calacanis.

[ticovaldezmd]

WELCOME BACK STEVE !!

Nice to see you doing your keynote speech again yesterday.

[SiddifOnline]

HAHA nice i remember watching this Keynote (1st one i watched too) your version was just short enough to bypass the reality distortion field of Steve Jobs lol

[juleswaite78]

what a cunt

[brandoon111]

Hey, Juleswaite78

cunt spelled backwards is tnuc

The . National . Unofficial . juleswaite78 is a cunt .

CONVENTION!

[CarlJUK]

Better and better and better =)

[ivor31]

what? weren't you able to send multiple msgs at once prior to this?

[cstyleroxXu]

don't think so

[MattGrubbTV]

RIP Steve Jobs

[11010neo01011]

No.

[ForsakenEntity1661]

always thought the guy who sang you got a friend in me was black ha

[ablack1993]

Your life must be dull without an iPod!!!

[SARUJAN5]

im getting an ipod touch on my birthdaY!!!

[redshovel]

better and better and better and better

[TostedAlmond]

... Hes not dead

[NaggersNagToMuch]

are you sure????

[TostedAlmond]

yes...

[avto91]

one guy commented 51 minutes ago that jobs died is it true?=((

[TostedAlmond]

no its not

[11010neo01011]

Not.

[Deathrobe]

That hard drive is a piece of crap. A 1 tb hard drive is like, 160.

[XANA8446]

y do i get the feeling he is going to say "$599 us dollars"

[1Eddy213]

lol you got a friend in me.

[cattiguen]

i wonder how many nerds have fapped to this...

[yormato666]

two. only us.

[CPnieuws]

Better and better and better... =P

[TheN3bster]

next time u post a comment think about all the americans that are also on youtube that can view ur comment fuckin dumbass

[WindowsAndMacintosh]

USA!

[TheN3bster]

america!...fuck yeah! haha

[WindowsAndMacintosh]

lol YES! USA! I hate racists against Americans...

[irreverentmoose]

YEAH!

MERICUH!

[themistoklis1984]

Yeah! You stupid american!

[WindowsAndMacintosh]

You stupid racist greek.

[themistoklis1984]

You replied like: I'm not racist! You are Greek!

[talesac]

i REALLY enjoy the keynotes from steve, but.. could u make a similar for every WWDC there is?? cuz the true one is SOO long xP btw i have a mac ok x]

[sean1256]

Hmmm. Are you sure about that???

[ericelectronicsworld]

im with sean1256

[hagios9]

im a pc person. i love lenovo. macs are really cool too. i enjoy windows and i know if tried a mac, id probably enjoy it too.

[studionightbird7]

I don't mind macs. and this is coming from a PC Nerd. I know what you thinking. "change over to mac". Well to anwser your questions. I just love my PC. Their cheap and easy to repair. Still macs are the same just software wise....kinda Not the cheap part but who friggen cares xD

I even have some mac functions on my PC Like the dock

[rkukentertainment]

rocketdock is nothing like the dock on a mac

[studionightbird7]

true but it has the basic functions which is all you really need.

[TheBarbzArcade]

um no? fuck you

[tman15555]

i love my mac.

[windows7linux]

LOL, "The Macbook air is so thin, and the bare bones P.o.S model start at $1800."

He talks like money grows on trees.

(I hate steve jobs)

[qqq3815]

i hate gay ass penguins and

bootleg OS' (windows)

the original is always the best

( i got your back Steve =] )

[theroden]

OOOMG soo cool !

[ticovaldezmd]

Dear Steve Jobs ...

KNOW THAT WE LOVE YOU AND ARE PRAYING FOR YOU.

Forever grateful for the way you've changed the world permanently with your brilliance, and provided personal inspiration to most of us with your work ethics and discipline.

Hope to hear from you again --SOON-- under better circumstances, and that you are not in much pain. Ciao.

-- TV

[dubadudu1]

I know about cancer he should built space shutles

[bengoevaerts]

Haha

[najeebputhiyallam]

hahahahah dats a gr8 edit... 5 starssssssssss

[IBeBlindMon]

betterandbetterandbetter!!!

[fastlane59]

is he in drugs? he looks ver sick... O hope he is ok

[aluall2]

he has cancer

[GlebLepeshkin]

Kattowt, you shithead don't know dick about making software. So shut the fuck up. Steve, you are a genius, my friend!

[NowDanny]

that was so cool!

[StasherDragon]

Ha ha ha, great edit.

[deadlywizard234]

Steve Jobs is a witch

[kevinwashere12345]

why are you watching then? D:

[yoshionthego]

thats super awesome!! great job!!

[john7743]

you talk about your psalms your john 3:16 and where has gotten you nowhere austin 3:16 says i just whipped your ass

[drumbum8561]

Agreed, It's not even comparable when it comes down to it. Look at that mac book air hes got, compare the price and its specs to a pc with the same (or far better) specs, the price on the pc is much cheaper.

BTW Windows 7 runs very efficiently with the aesthetics of vista

[patpatboy2]

Wow. All that has been done before. As for the 1 TB external hard drive, it's been done for only $100... apple SUCKS!!! PC FOR THE WIN!!!

[obamawalker]

I'm an Apple/Mac fan but... holly crap that was lame.

[Davidwov]

WTF 1:18 ?

[EmoPerson29]

yea like wtf

lol

[PickledPictures]

hahahahah yeah

[BabyBoomerEater]

Wow!!! can u do this for all his keynotes???

[prevostsrocklike456a]

hey, thanks. You just saved me a loooooottttttttt of time.

[mikethebiddles]

Better And Better and Better! LOL

[cabist]

And didn Mac recently produced macbook with preinstalled windows? that should explains well to the hardcore apple fan why windows is not bad as they think. Mac is probably good only for design stuff because there's less chance of getting crush or virus attacks, why? no one bothers to attack mac and since there's so much compability problem with mac, u install less programs, u get less chance to crash. SIMPLE! and one last thing, mac is still too slow for design software, i'm a designer so shutup

[Faavtro]

You have, ABSOLUTELY no idea what you're talking about.

[roberry82]

No, Macs ship with BootCamp; the built in ability to be able to boot multiples OS's, like Windows, but not Mac COMES WITH Windows pre-installed. LOL. Macs do, however, come with with the world's most advanced operating system pre-installed: Mac OS X; it's far more intuitive for me, than Windows is. I used MS Windows for 15 years, and switched to Mac 5 years ago and have no plans of ever switching back. It makes my life easier! I love it! LOL!

[68W2M072]

Yes, by your post I immagine you are an amazing designer of "stuff." But I'm also sure you have never used a mac. just because people put windows or linux on a mac doesn't mean that nobody has never put OSX or linux on a standard PC. I like my mac, I also like my PC, there are good and bad things about both - but alot more bad things about PC.

[cabist]

this gates vs jobs thing never seemed to end. and hey W8ter5 i like the way how you pull down mac's super expensive and yet not performing machines! My personal opinion is if u are wan a com for serious business, or games go for PC, Because Mac has a serious combaility problem

[imprezaver4]

no... it's more like Gates duplicating his work.

Apple's OS GUI became Windows (1984)

Apple Mac OS X = MS Windows Vista (2GB!!)

Apple iPod = MS Zune

iPod multi-touch technology

becomes bigger in size called MS Surface

[mvang01]

didn't he work with bill gates??

[W8ter5]

mvang01, yes he did.

[qwertisdirty]

dude their are better alternatives hardware wise for all macs, and the average pc user likes to get REAL work done, not fuck around with ifart on the iphone and edit together boring clips of your dumb ass buddy's in imovie, the only thing apple does good is the ipod and the zune is better then the classic (cnet prizefight), you can get a way cheaper shuffle sized thing with way more features, so really apple's only two good things are the iitouch and the nano, and yes I grew up with macs so shut

[CrazyCheezBoy666]

I gotta spend $500 on a "TIME CAPSULE" (which is just an external Hard Drive) when I can buy one for Windows for $80.

Apple is overprices GARBAGE.

[cabist]

the reason why you do not need to make trips to PC store or install Anti-virus softwares on mac is simply because no one or NOBODY will plot a virus against MAC! simply because the WORLD is using WINDOWS, if windows got to shut down, all the virus will attack MAC! go think about it dummys!

[W8ter5]

Cabist, here is a PC that I found on this Best Buy catalouge.

HP Pavilion Media Center Desktop PC featuring AMD Phenom X3 8550 Triple-Core Processor

-4GB Memory and 500 GB Hard Drive

-Super Multi DVD Burner with LightScribe

-NVIDIA GeForcce 9100 Graphics

-15 in 1 card reader, USB 2.0 and FireWire

-Windows Vista Home Premium 64-bit with SP1.

And thats WITHOUT any upgrades.

Price?: $799.99 (with the monitor and keyboard.

You can get less than half of those specs for $2000 on a Mac.

[68W2M072]

One reason I will always spend more money on my (far better performing) mac? Apple actually tests it's software before release, instead of using first release as the test. The result? Instead of waiting 3, 4, even 5 years for microsoft to fix vista or whatever the new crap will be, I know that apple with perform right out of the box.

[fettmaster5]

What will it be preforming? games? opps. sorry. didnt mean to offend... o! how about Word! damn. microsoft's got that too. *snaps fingers* OH! u dont have to install itunes! its allready there!

[aegnt09]

this video is 1:49 not 60 seconds lol

[avatarelite]

He is not dead :P

[maxsuperdudeisawesom]

exactly

[hallle2]

no microsoft.... mac 4 ever!

microsoft is shit...

[Emzieroy]

Microsoft FTW!

[trytuningthat]

cant wait til they bring out the Macbook Button

'everything you could ever possibly want to do, with the click of just one button'

'everything that is......except clicking buttons...you do have to actually do that. But next year i hear theyre bringing out the macbook button clicker..which in itself you still have activate.

BUT...... (lol)

[m00nsp3ll4ever]

nice 1

[schieese]

Steve Jobs Rules.

[jessebean13]

does the ipod touch upgrade include text multi ppl at the same time?

[Ameeran5]

thanks for this, now i dont have to watch the whole thing and prove to my brother that i saw it :)

[jumpmansbro]

You're a load of overpriced bullshit.

[aegnt09]

actually macs are cheeper than pc's with the same specs and are underpriced, because u don't need virus software or trips to the computer store so don't give me that bullshit!

[jumpmansbro]

I wasn't saying Macs were overpriced. I was insulting someone who DID say that.

[aegnt09]

oh lol well its true ;)