Dirty Great English Fry Up in Spain

[Will137]

Why is everyone arguing over a video of a fry up? what a bunch of cunts.

[ribenawrath]

dave mental, you are mental. I would love to buy you a pint and just let you talk at me for an hour :)

[likyam84]

wish i could have that one chance of flying to Europe and eat a plateful of "Original English Breakfast" then just fly home after a sumptuous meal. sigh! :(

wish i'd be the lucky guy who'll win the biggest lottery in our country today. that would be awesome and life changing

[alritetrevor]

I love how all the Americans get so pissed off with you XD Americans are the angriest people in the world, thats probably why he brought up the war

[SethHesio]

@alritetrevor No fundamentalist Muslims are the angriest by far. lol, Americans are imperialistic and get mouthy at people, but Muslims will actually kill people for insulting a person who lived 1400 years ago. I'd sooner share a lift with an American than an overly religious Muslim. What this has to do with a fried breakfast I have no idea. What's everyone's opinion on Black Pudding?

[coltsuperocean10]

@SethHesio ...my opinion on black pudding is that it should be force fed to every muslim bastard!

[inkey2]

@SethHesio why the hell is it on EVERY youtube post it all boils down to muslims, george bush and Americans

[madmono1994]

damn... brb :D * the fry up is calling me *

[ilovep00psecks]

hai eurofags, you used to be immigrants too

in the grand scheme of things

agreeed, we have been the aggressor lately, but you cunts have been fighting each other over your shitty little strip of land you call europe for thousands of years now

[steveharley0345]

You can't even spell Hi ... lolz

Are you japanese? Coz if you are, world war 2 would like to speak with you.

[heccyweccy]

fucking bitch why would u bring up the war. fucking racist white trash piece of shit

[steveharley0345]

War isn't racist?.. lolz..

If you think war is fought over racism - you got a long way to go, buddy.

[Dave18mental]

Fourth: Don't insult the British, they're deadly. England is like comedytopia. As well as that, Americans are the rejects of Europe, all they know how to do is gain weight and start wars. In all fairness though Americanos, ya offer reasonable prices for stuff that costs a bomb over here.

I think that's all I can think of right now so I await further comments with humorous anticipation.

[buttlord123]

@Dave18mental ...What's you're problem with Americans? you irish piss ant douchebag

[SethHesio]

@Dave18mental You sound like a moron.

[Dave18mental]

Second, I'm blooming skinny as hell so I don't think one DIRTY GREASY FRY UP would do me any harm.

Third I can eat whatever the hell I like for breakfast and Dirty Great English Fry up happened to tickle my fancy regardless of wheather I'm in Spain or the Moon. If I was in America does that mean i have to eat from the garbage can (I say garbage can in case any Americans can't understand 'bin'!)

[Dave18mental]

Just to clear up a few things.

First I'm not actually English, I'm Irish, that was an accent I got off Eastenders, I'm an actor and accents are just one of many things I do.

[Dave18mental]

Hmm I haven't checked any of the comments posted on this video for ages...a year I think. Anyways wow like what the fuck...I didn't think such uproar would be caused from eating a DIRTY GREASY FRY UP in Spain. Thanks for all the comments folks, good and bad...I'm laughing my arse off here LOL.

[leeoc07]

win

[HaGGaRd447]

ROFL

[Kronzox]

1. Branston beans ARE the best, yes! 2. LOL 3. Tbh, it looks sexy, but its not in england therefore its not genuine :(!

[metallica123890]

ye..there slightly better then heinez

[Nik07z]

A DIRTY GREASY FRY UP AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Legend!

[patpat070]

haha i love it! its funny how us brits go abroad to eat the same shit tho lol!

[XzakXftwX]

lol what a legend xD

[skeletalwreck]

For fuck sake, does anyone else here with a minute pinch of culture in them see the extreme irony and pitifulness of going all the way to another country only to eat the very essence of dirt-cuisine from where you just left ? Its extremely sad when people travel abroad to find an 'england with sun' rather than to get away from the shit hole to experience another culture or to check out the good things unavailable to them at home. Bleh.

[crazzer123]

Maybe he does not like the food? Maybe he just likes an english breakfest or wants to try how differently a spanish place would make a fry up? Chinese food is aquired to a british taste in england so its normal. Go to china and you eat the same thing only it tastes different

[yurganhaf]

Dear Skeletalwreck,

In your boney and fleshless haste, you may not have considered the possibility that Dave18mental is actually a native Spaniard with an impeccably good English accent - who is simply trying to diversify from such local specialities such as Paella etc.

This may be for a whole plethora of reasons, and it stands to mind that the most logical explanation is that he may be a trainee Sumo wrestler and is looking to bulk up. Didnt think of that did you... Never assume. "Bleh"

[switchest26]

OMG man,....i went to portugal and nearly took a shit on this one place where they gave me......wait FRANKFURTERS instead of pork sausages.....floppy bread..instead of toast...and fresh tomatoes cut like you would find in burgers too.....the bacon wasnt bacon..more like raw ham...and i was fucking distressed!!!...cant beat my local greasy spoon!

[PDFandTRIPLEJ]

I had a really nice fry up in spain :)

[switchest26]

hmm yeah i wreckon the spaniards may cater for the brits as long as its a main resort etc...the place i went to ws a bit of a backwater fishing town....although they did have english bars!

[Alban1R]

love the voice over!

"Without a diiirty greasy fry up"

[hazzpro]

beans look like shit tbh. i always find they are too liquidy abroad

[SpacedTime]

I worked on a ship for 6 years and everytime we came to an English port we all came running out to buy Heins beans. You just can't beat them.

[mivholio]

Branston beans r the best now!!

[SpacedTime]

Branstone beans are the best? I'm so behind on my breakfast foods. I need to catch up and keep in touch with the youth of today. How could I not know that!? :D

[heccyweccy]

thats horrible, if you are in Spain wouldn't you buy something that is actually from spain? wierdo

[yurganhaf]

This is probably the most genius thing I have ever seen, regardless of the level of class and of nationality, the way Dave plays on the English stereotype is simply outstanding.

Congratulations to you sir.

[wra7h]

why would you buy a fry up if your in spain, get some class please.

[boihaggos1]

why wouldnt you buy a fry up in spainn?

[grimdigger]

loage funny as xD

[Clempt90]

Why would you go to Spain then go and eat an English breakfast ? Brits like yourself make me cringe . No class

[wra7h]

lol you basically said the same thing as me, and i didnt even see your comment :P

[chickens2007]

"brits" people still use that word? wait wait no thats americans, i wouldnt class them as people :) 5 pounds the comeback has the word bitch or mother in it, any takers!?

[Emmerson1492]

haha. brits aren't classed as people. I'd say our attitudes are wrong but I think we are classed as people mate. :)

[chickens2007]

way to go, you just repeated me :D oh so effective.. no -.-

[XzakXftwX]

lol you are a legend :P

[heccyweccy]

agreed.

[sparkyspore]

ITS NOT FAST FOOD ITS REAL FOOD hahaha XD wtf is with people ? gosh the english finally make a dish and people say its fast food noo its just fat food xD but evry1 loves a BIG FAT GREASEY FRY UP one in a blue moon ay ;)

[grantpolo]

GREEK BACON IS WRONG

[numnuts2009]

ditto

[kounter006]

What you on about Greek Bacon is wrong you idiot 1. There in Spain 2. All Bacon comes from the same animal. 3. Your a twat!!!

[bozwell69]

All you Americans saying its is fast food are talking out of your fast arses (not asses!)

[ShroudedFury]

Exactly!  A British breakfast isn't fast food. They're just jealous because we thought of it first lol.

[steveharley0345]

LOL I dont get why everyone is being so negative xD

This video if pretty funny xD I lol'd when he put that voice on.

[iPenisHead]

the world would be a better place without you or your family

[iPenisHead]

what the fuck is this shit video

[theimben]

Youre a penis head

[iPenisHead]

...thats my name you ballbag

[WhatsMyRSN]

your kids must be proud

[penguinplanet]

Thanks for the video, watching alot of BBC and even ordered some "Brown Sauce" from one of your mates! If I ever get to England, California is a long way off, this will be a MUST!

[skettcharmstrong]

Looks like fucking shit on a plate! Then again, the English eat some nasty fucking garbage. Whats Christmas pudding all about? Taste more like Christmas shit!

[Ramsey192]

Take it your an ignorant American. I wont even say anything rude or nasty just remember assuming makes an ass out of me and you.

[skettcharmstrong]

Oh! Im sorry douche bag. I didn't realize you were an actual walking sterotype that ate this fucking mess of a meal. Ive tried it and it blows shit out my ass! Id rather eat my own shit cuz I know it will taste better than, beans and eggs with a side of grease? What? So, no assumption there dickwad. Just pure nastiness.

[Ramsey192]

Alright, you go eat your own shit. I'll mail you some of mine if you like.

[unarmed1234]

Full English Breakfast > McDonalds

TBH

[WarlockGman950]

Narp. English breakfast > Fastfood > Shit >Macdonalds :)

[steveharley0345]

How is an english breakfast fast food? o_o...

[ShroudedFury]

War > Lock > Gman >950 > Possible Macdonalds Financial Saviour.

Because you go there like fuckin 50 times a day you fat bastard. Fuckin' yanks where would they be without us in their stupid fuckin wars, they'd be extinct!

[WarlockGman950]

No i dont, im a hater of macdonalds til the day i die. I think that A pile of horse shit is better than macdonalds

[WarlockGman950]

I very rarely go to fast food restraunts but ANY restraunt is better than macdonalds plus i do fight in the RAF.

[ShroudedFury]

Wow i actually respect you for not being abusive. A lot of people on here just go on for days posting commentrs back and fourth to one another arguing.

Sorry for my previous comment about you going to Macdonaldas 50 times a day.

I was actually going to join the RAF a few years ago to train to be a pilot but i'm 6 ft 3 so too tall sadly.

[WarlockGman950]

I accept your appology, however i have been a little missleading aswell, and have got my theory of this Item A > Item B thing, i thought it was kind of like a foodchain, meaning macdonalds is the worst and english brekky is best.

[jeecreate29]

grow up, you're an idiot

[ShroudedFury]

Shjut it, fat shit, i could paste you across the fuckin walls, bitch. Don't believe me then let's meet up and i'll even phone the ambulance for you, prick.

[londongeezar]

im english and must admit i aint never understood that nasty xmas pud they gave us at school,nowadays it woulda bin classed as child abuse feedin us that crap

[adzie91]

Christmas pudding is amazin, I never used to like it but its a really nice pudding "GROW UP!"

[m52spy]

Shut up you fat yank. Eat some waffles bacon and syrup for breakfast???? fat twats.

[skettcharmstrong]

First of all. Waffles are a Belgian dish you fucking stupid sack of gorilla shit! And second, I happen to be in excellent shape. Considering I was pounding your wifee for 2 hours straight up her ass last night!

And your mums a BEAST in bed, my boxers are literally hanging by their threads! Now, shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!

[yurganhaf]

Please, please enough of this UK/US tension, cannot we just hold hands across the pond and both agree that the we in the UK go for quality and the US go for quantity - neither being better than the other.

Also this swearing is pathetic and shows that you have no better way of articulating yourself than to sink to using derogitory remarks.

And then making 'your wife jokes'... really, are you guys still doing those moronic jokes?

englandarebetter (whoops I slipped... still slipping)...

[m52spy]

Did i mention the origins of your fatty breakfast lard boy? Lets face it, the sum total of american culinary excellence is the Burger. Mostly everything that you fat boys eat is from another country (as you are all immigrants). BTW my wife said she didn't feel a thing...

[steveharley0345]

" the sum total of... "

Fail

[m52spy]

Please an alternative. Wow i think he understood what i was saying. Therefore it's ok...

[steveharley0345]

yeah but..

The sum total...

lolz.

Fail

[m52spy]

As English is an evolving launguage i think its ok. Something you must subscribe to by your use of "lolz".

Anyway, feel free to waste your time on here correcting peoples english. You'll be a busy man..

[steveharley0345]

Way to make yourself look like a fool >_>

You know you've got nothing in an internet arguement when you start talking about peoples relatives...

Even if you win an internet arguement - you still look like an idiot.

[skettcharmstrong]

Doesn't matter considering that I don't eat burgers nor am I fat. And m52spy's wifes asshole was bleeding when I was done with her so I don't know what he was talking about.

You guys got your opinions on matters and I have mine so get in like and kiss my dickhole bitches!

[skettcharmstrong]

I meant get in line and kiss my dickhole bitches. Anyway you look at it, I'll piss on you douche bag cocksuckers.

[deejayshero]

ah im starvin now lol

[lumpfish99]

im hank marvin!!!

[jippohead]

Great reason to visit Spain, eat an English breakfast with lots of other English people...

[Dave18mental]

Damn right man except I'm Irish and I didn't fancy gaspacho cold soup for breakfast.

[jippohead]

Haha,its not the best breakfast in the world I'll give you that. Now a San Miguel perhaps...

[Dave18mental]

yup yer right there the breakfast in the video wasnt the best

but theres a great little restaurant in the alley of restaurants that dus a deadly fry up.

[Dave18mental]

Cool yea. Spanish ommelette thats good too or else a lamb or beef shish kebab in tipi tapas.