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  • Repeat after the MOOSE of USC: UAT UAT UAT

  • Hey guys, I'm gonna ruin toomers corner because of an event that allegedly happened 28 years ago with no evidence that it actually happened, and then I'm gonna call in and confess to it on air. What an un-classy idiot. WAR DAMN EAGLE.

  • Roll on you dam bears! Cal Bears

  • This guy named his kids "Bear Bryant Updyke" and "Crimson Tyde Updyke". This man has NO life and is the most pathetic individual in sports fandom.

    Poisoning trees because your favorite team lost - a team that you don't even play for and a school you never even attended is beyond pathetic.

    If there is a hell, I hope he goes there.

  • wow. bammers bammers bammers. the most unclassy, dickheads there will ever be. so how bout that tornado?

  • ROLL DAMN TIDE, Y DON'T YOU TOOMER LOVERS MAKE LIKE YOUR TREE AND DIE!

    FREE UPDYKE

  • So was this guy guity or not? I haven't heard anything about him for a while

  • do you really think i care? i really dont! roll damn tide! lmao thats effing halarious!

  • he's not in custody. he lives a block down the street from me and he's got off scot free, he was a state policeman in Texas and will brag about this incident to ANYONE he meets...anywhere..in the store, doctor's office, etc.

    he was accused (and questioned by police) last year of putting super glue (4 times) in the lock of a shop he had words with.

  • @brujeriadiosa qustions: 1. were the trees actually poisoned? 2. was he the one to actually do it?

  • typical bammers....showing class like always

  • I live in Sydney Australia so have no idea.

    Did those trees die??? Or or are they dying??

  • I laughed so hard when i heard this this is absolutely hilarious.

  • Roll dayum tide!! Funniest video ever

  • Roll Damn Tide!!!!!!

  • That guy is a god roll dam tide

  • DUDE KILLED YALLS FUCKEN TREES... ROLL TIDE BITCHS!!!

  • ROLL Damn tide this guys nuts hahah

  • WAR DAMN EAGLE

  • This is what happens when Jerry Sandusky's victims don't get any help.

  • People not from the South don't understand the passion people have for college and high school football down here...Im not saying what Harvey did was in any way acceptable, but football is part of the culture here in ways people above the mason dixon line can in no way understand.

  • Repeat after me, "It's just a game." Geez! Applauding a coach's death, destroying sentimental property, it makes little sense and doesn't have to be that way. And two wrongs never make a right.

  • i wonder wat he did after the LSU lost

  • #1 bama fan

  • War Eagle - Al from Dadeville can go to hell! And for the record for anyone who supports him, I don't think that's any worse than supporting the tornado that hit Tusculusa.

  • WAR EAGLE!!!

    

  • That is sick Alabama does not need fans like that

  • Roll Damn Tide!

  • @rich56562 Tide can roll to their heart's content, as long as they roll Harvey UpDICK flat into the dust on their way through!

  • Worst fans in the history of sports.

    Auburn-Alabama fans - Vancouver Canucks fans

  • @Garrett24OThis year I was at the Stanley Cup, and i saw where they put a Tim Thomas jersey on the Roberto Luongo statue. Well i went to Boston Massachusetts cause i live 30 miles away, and i poisoned Bobby Orr. I put Spike 80DF in his Coffee Mug. He's not dead yet but he will die. Go Canucks damn go.

  • @Garrett24O Yeah but as much as I hate the Canucks and their fans, Bama and Auburn fans are just flat out psycho. Not saying it's like going to a Raider game, but there have actually been lives lost in that rivalry. Canuck fans aren't so much dangerous as they are arrogant.

  • wareagle

  • Auburn is the little brother of the state. Meaning their fans will always pick at Alabama and especially if auburn is winning games. Example: after auburn won the bcs championship, fans drove to ttown to put stickers on the walk of champions and the coach statues. Alabama was in the same exact situation a year earlier and didn't find it necessary to make little brother aware of their accomplishments. With that said you can understand if you pick at big brother long enough he will retaliate.

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  • ROLL DAMN TIDE! *mimics this crazy ass dude*

  • War eagle

  • I hate Alabama but I am open minded enough to realize he does not represent the entire Crimson Tide fan base....this guy will pay for this for the rest of his life. War Eagle

  • I swear alabama fans get so jealouse!!! even if I were an alabama fan I would still say that they are so jealous of auburn!!! When they get good we say dang alabamas really good this year! Ooohhh but when we get a good player and alabma loses! They get sooooo mad.. it amazes how jealous they get...

    Like if you agree

  • I'm going to take a chainsaw to them after this year's iron bowl. finish those decrepit oaks off

  • Roll Dope

  • Got a question as soon as this guy breaks him out why does Slimebaum not run his ass? Mix in a call screener!

  • How do you disburse a large group of Alabama fans?

    Yell Diploma check!

  • Thats freagin hillarious! Roll Damn Tide!!

  • @met1bama Wow, screw you, sir. Ignorant redneck Alabama fans like you need to get some class.

  • Im a hardcore Yankees fan. I hate the Boston red sox more than anyone can hate any other team. But I am NOT going to go around destroying their traditions because I "live 30 miles away"

  • All this over a football game. Bible-belt my ass.

  • An idiot who poisons trees while saying "Roll Damn Tide" is about the same as the drunk bastard that pisses in the bleachers at a NASCAR event screaming "Earnhardt". All it proves are these 2 things:

    1.) Behavior like this is prominent in the south. We love our teams!

    2.) Behavior like this always makes Southerners appear to be dumbass rednecks and it is a very obvious misnomer and stereotype.

    This one particular "dumbass redneck" does not represent the majority of southerners.

  • WAR DUCK

  • I'm a Bama fan, and what this fucking idiot updyke did was fucking stupid. I have never nor will I ever like auburn, but damn, they have the right to have their traditions and when they win, they can celebrate however they want. Poisoning their trees was a pointless, stupid act.

  • southern college football fans are hilarious

  • Bryant-Denny Stadium name should be changed to Bryant-Denny-Updyke Stadium

  • ROLE TIDE ROLE

  • I am a fellow Bama fan and it pains me that someone had to do this. All people think of when they think of Bama is trailer trash and uneducated rednecks. That's got to stop. This guy is a JERK and has NO SENSE. He can't understand that you win some and you lose some. Auburn will win Iron Bowls and Alabama will win Iron Bowls. Each team will score embarrasing defeats. Don't let it get to you.

  • ROLL DAMN TIDE!

  • I'm a die hard Alabama fan but I have respect for Auburn and every rival that we have.This saddens me that one idiot had to do this.

  • UAT!

  • @Greymoose1000. Man what a joke. If you want to hate on Nick Saban thats fine lots of others do too. He has only 5 losses in the last 3 years. The NCAA isn't looking into Bama but rest asssured they are still looking into Auburn. I'm still not sure Auburn will be able to field a team this year though. I mean the season is still over a month away. That's a lot of time for players to get picked up by the police for things like armed robbery. Think Cam will help pay for their lawyers? RDT.

  • @FcFaP21... Statues can be fixed. Trees dying are forever. Programs that pay players get in real trouble. Have fun with no bowls for the next three years. You wont finish with enough wins this season to make one, then once the NCAA gets through with OSU they will bring the hammer on AU with a 2 year ban. Roll Damn Tide

  • @jelassiterII Being from outside your state, this is from an objective observer. Knowing a few influential and important people associated with the NCAA Infractions Committee, you should be informed that UAT, not Auburn, is the one who is in some hot water at present. The word is that Nick SATAN has gottent he UAT program in some trouble with oversigning and out of state recruiting deals. The word is also that a UAT Asst. Coach was involved with the Cam Newton deal while at Miss. State.

  • @greymoose1000 My man! Have you heard how much ass USC sucks?

  • @leggomygumbo John McKay and USC saved Bear Bryant's job and USC beat AUTURD 23-0 when they last met at AUTURD in 2003.

  • @greymoose1000 Like I said before to your dumbass, no fan here, but USC still sucks ass I've heard.

  • @leggomygumbo UAT!

  • @greymoose1000 Florida State!

  • @leggomygumbo since FSU is the MOOSE's second team it is disheartening to see your comments.

  • @greymoose1000 Maybe we can let bygons be bygons and forget our differences and hate on the SEC.

  • @leggomygumbo The MOOSE will certainly go along with this since his number one team is USC and his number two team are the NOLES. Was there when FSU beat UAT 21-14 in Jacksonville. A thing of beauty since all we heard from the Crimson Turds prior to the game was how they would tear Bowden a new one since he was too old and NICK SATAN was the second coming of CHRIST!

  • @greymoose1000 the moose is mentally retarded

  • @buddy31tide The MOOSE is LOOSE and UAT only has four titles to eleven for USC Trojans. Read em and weep!!!

  • @greymoose1000 you are a funny retard ill give you that

  • @buddy31tide UAT!

  • @jelassiterII WOW, you were wrong twice in the same post! Auburn has six wins now and is bowl eligible. Now they are headed towards a nine win season. AND, the NCAA ended AU's investigation and stated that there was no evidence to put penalties on Auburn. Must suck to be you.

  • Love u Harvey

  • @Keithattal5 roll damn tide

  • roll damn tide. fuck the barn.

  • man i could smack him for that. no respect for the rivalry

  • what a idlot

  • Lol when he says "Roll damn Tide"

  • I have friends who follow other conferences, the Big 10, Pac 10, ACC, etc. I try to tell them that no rivalry is as intense and bitter as that between Auburn and Alabama. This event seems to have convinced them, finally.

  • scumbag

  • fucking piece of dog shit. ......

  • @schlong19 how dare you talk about the auburn trees like that

    roll damn tide

  • @ohowhelovesus coo-coo coo-coo

  • This guy will have fun getting his colon prodded in prison.

  • i feel bad this guys family is gettig all kinds of threats. I can see him but come on his family?

  • @seanhan744 i know his kids are named Andria Zow and Sherman Williams, thats bad enough

  • Radio guys thought he was joking.

  • Don't mean to be harsh, but the saying is what goes around come around. I wonder how updyke feels about the tornado that just ran through ttown, I will be donating through red cross, salvation army, and i have the deepest sympothy for those who lost their loved ones and lost their property, and kudos for the state of tennessee for their support of coming down and showing support as well. BTW Updyke,! instead of worrying about Auburn trees you should be showing your support!

  • LMFAO!!!!!@ ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!

  • roll tide roll, around the bowl and down the hole, rol tide roll! lol WWWWAAARRR EAGLE!

  • @themissionmars The guy is stupid for doing that crazy shit, over a football game Bama gave up in the second half, now he says he got jumped by some people behind the Tiger Express in Opelika,Al by 4 masked people, the guy said prized possesions are a TV, a 2003 Kia, and an Alabama hat.

  • Here's Updyke's adress as anounced on Paul Finebaum Radio Network 2 days after the ass said he poinsed the trees. 259 Silver Hill Rd, Dadeville,Al, 36853-9656, (256) 307-1037,

  • You bastard Updyke, we got your adress you bastard, we AU fans are gonna kill yo bitch ass, FUCK YOU UPDYKE YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!

  • @WARcAm2EAGLE UH...kind of stupid move to threaten someone's life via interweb...but sure, have fun with that witty and clever thought/move. Got a proxy or....wait what am I thinking, of course not. Do people not realize it's not as anonymous as you think; these here electronic time warp message thingy ip wonders. IKR, jokes on us, you're in the UK~

  • @WARcAm2EAGLE

    hahaha....You're a loser. hahahah

  • Too Hilarious!! Roll Damn Tide!!

  • @DmmDakid WARRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG­GGLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!! loooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • fucky you updyke! by the way, im a bama fan

  • Fuck updyke!

  • Wow...it takes a real tough guy to kill a couple of trees.

  • screw u al and hey guess what theres now a 40% chance that toomers will live AU ALL IN

  • that shits great, tosh.0 would have a field day with this clip

  • Geaux damn tigers! I just wanted to be different.

  • That's hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!

    ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!!!!!

  • Im an Alabama fan and I am so freaking pissed that this guy poisoned the Toomers Corner Tree. This guy ruined their tradition. We would not want our tradition ruined. PUT THIS GUY IN JAIL!!!!!!! Im sorry to all of you Auburn fans out there that this happened.

  • what a hero!

  • WAR EAGLE BOO HARVEY UPDYKE

    HE RUINED THE TRADITION

    WDE

  • No football team in the USA wants anyone like Updike as a fan or any fan that sounds like him. Alabama University is so disgusted with these kinds of people that the student presidents from both Alabama and Auburn now plan to plant twin oak trees on the school grounds of both universities.

  • fuck those oaks!!!

  • this dude harvey updyke aint gonna live past this year real talk... cuz they have slash his tires and they got this man livin in his car...

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  • 10 years is all they can give this guy that really sucks this dude is crazy

  • greatest moment on espn radio

  • the trees will come back 24-0 war damn

  • I Hate The Guy Who Did This

  • Dummy

    It took me until this happened to realize the parody among SEC fans. We're all exactly alike, we all harp on each other, we find certain fans that make fools of themselves over games (Just like Al) and juxtapose the entire fanbase based off of that one (or several people).

    Roll Tide, see you guys in Auburn next year :)

  • @THall4509 ...thats alright dude....the only tradition Abalama toll ride has had the last decade was having losing seasons and losing to Auburn.....i have inside info that revenge is near and it is gonna top what this sister fucking hick did to our trees.....just be on the lookout....its gonna be biblical

  • well all the hick sister fucking alabama fans that think its funny , just show how classy they are , wait a min they have no class....too busy fucking their sisters and having no tradition at all...well the only tradition they have had over the last decade was losing...just wait and see what happens to that statue of Bear Bryant.....this is gonna make the tree thing seem like a practical joke.

  • Trees Died, roll damn tide!!!!!!

  • @jelassiterII ....alabama winning seasons are dead WAR EAGLE!!!!! i dont see y someone would get so mad...his sister must not of gave him any pussy that day , but anyway any hick that think this is funny , i cant wait to see how funny they think its gonna be when the statue of Bear Bryant Statue comes up missing or something that cant be fixed will happen to it ..watch......NOW THiS is gonna be funny hahaha WAR DAMN EAGLE

  • @TheSouthern500 Well said! I'm from California and I think 'Bama is my favorite now, just because of this? You know of any 'tree killer' apparel i can purchase? Roll MFing Tide

  • Although this is a terrible act by a fellow Bama fan. I do think that Cam Newton and his dad will buy Auburn two new oak trees with some of the $180,000.00 they were given by Auburn. Then again maybe you could ask Bobby Lowder to replace the trees too.

  • Umm actually it's not gonna be your year...

  • Is this man an idiot or what? He has just confessed to an unlawful act that can land him in jail. I say let's hang him from the highest branch on the trees at Toomers... Football rivalry is one thing, but this is a travesty. As far as the tide goes....round the bowl and down the hole, roll tide roll... It is a shame you are having such a hard time accepting the year of the Eagle....WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!! It's our year 2011 and we BELIEVE....

  • Arguably the funniest thing Ive seen come out of this! lmao

    **look up "Harvey Updyke" on EBAY lol!!!

  • Typical Bammers...Just because we Auburn fans go to Tuscalooser" and etch 28-27 into the concrete and spray paint the Bear Bryant statue, and destroy grass at Bryant Denny, and spray paint racial things on histroric buildings, gives these bammers no Right reach a breaking point and do something like kill our Trees!....War dam Eagle!!

  • @Stunr99 LOL I think everything you just said gave perfect reason for those trees to suffer every last breath of their decaying existence

  • @thislifeimn well guess what sister fucker.....WAR DAMN EAGLE 2010 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPS..FUCK ABALAMA TOLL RIDE..IF GAY ASS TUSCALOSER

  • u cant even spell

  • I bet all the auburn fans are going to wear the harvey updyke t-shirts to the next iron bowl just to piss off the alabama fans.

  • I'm sorry, this is just so DAMN FUNNY. Poisoning trees is sad, but just listen to the pride in his voice! "You think I care??" LMFAO.. go Harvey... anyone with balls of steel like this guy needs to be honored. It's not like he killed anyone. Trees are trees. I killed a bunch of WEEDS today with some Roundup. Send me to jail! lol

  • @thislifeimn this was no man "with balls" as you so call it, this was a COWARD! Plain and simple, anyone that would destroy 130+ years of history and tradition should NEVER be celebrated. You show your extreme ignorance of what the importance of these trees mean to Auburn University and the city of Auburn as a whole... it's not about just killing a couple tree's... it's about something a whole lot more than that, something you show you will sadly never have the capability to understand.

  • @killatop you're right...I don't know why I can't stop laughing about this. Well maybe they shouldnt have put a Cam Newton jersey on coach Bryant's statue. If you cant handle consequences don't start a fight. A just reaction I say, not that it was right, but it was justified. Sorry I'm from California so when someone starts poisoning our fine ass women then i will give a damn lol

  • @thislifeimn so taping a jersey to a statue, is the equivelent of killing a 130+ year old tree that is the center of a city and it's traditions... the law doesn't see it that way.... and you sound like you are 14....

  • Quick question. How is it Obama's fault?

    Roll Tide.

  • As An auburn fan this will help us be motivated to beat bama this year

  • It's Obama's fault.

  • The man obviously has a mental problem. Team rivalry is one thing. Pure hatred for a sports opponent to the point of unethical and illegal and immoral behavior is something else. This poor tortured soul allowed himself to stew in hatred for over 30 years. He needs to be locked up and treated for mental illness.

  • Roll Damn Tide haha freakin hilarious. I'm a gamecock and our rivary with Clemson isn't that heated. I wish i could smash howard's rock though lol.

  • can't stand either...but this takes the cake for stupidity. Congrats Al from Dadeville, you have ensured that the rest of your life will be a living hell!

  • They are selling Harvey T-shirts on EBAY.. LOL!

  • I'm an Alabama fan to the core but this guy is an idiot to the core!

  • Stop and think for a minute what Bear Bryant himself would have thought about this man killing these trees. How ignorant are you.

  • Alabama is great to live in, certain parts anyway. But, this kind of ignorance makes me nervous to tell people I live in Alabama. Tone it down a notch you morons, it's collegiate football. Maybe this is just a sign of why our whole country is in bad shape?

  • @UberWagen yea and thats y everyone thinks that everywhere except in Auburn which is a beautiful town unlike tuscaloser .....this is y ppl think that all yall fuck yall's sisters moms aunts and sit on the porch drinking moonshine watching nascar while playing a banjo.

  • @TheSouthern500 there again...i know no bama fan saying" roll damn tide"...............

  • @haterzgonnahate2wde ...yea how about this sister fucking hick saying ROLL DAMN TIDE.......isn't it ROLL TIDE ROLL>? u can tell that he is def a real loser fan i mean bama fan....they have two winning seasons and bama fans come out of the woodwork...iv never seen so many of them , where were they these last 15 years when they hadn't had a 500 season? fuckin fair weather fans all of them...it comes from the extra chromosome they have from generations of inbreeding

  • This is yet another example of how ABSOLUTELY CARRIED AWAY we as a culture have gotten with our sports.  And believe me, I've loved college football my whole life and will until the day I die. But at the same time, I understand that when all the dust clears, when we get passed gossipy ESPN, etc., IT'S JUST A GAME and is supposed to be something fun, not the ultra ultra serious institution that we all too often treat it as. The guy who did this is one sad, pathetic old man.

  • If a person can do that, is it really far fetched that he would do something like that to an animal, or to a person. This guy will get what he deserves. And don't put the blame for this on Finebaum, he did what he should have; alerted the authorities.

  • only in america

  • I was a student at Auburn in January 1983 when Coach Bryant died. I'd like to see that newspaper story because honestly, I don't remember any rolling of Toomer's as a result of the coach's death.

  • Typical Bama fan.

  • Nothing like doing something that stupid and then confessing on a radio talk show! What an idiot!

  • Absolutely disgusting

  • I hope his life is made miserable. 

  • screw those trees. AU students already tried to kill four trees at Alabama's campus a few years back but we diddn't bitch about it the way the Aubbies are now. Plus that stuff abour them rolling the trees to celebrate the Bear's death is absolutely true. So is the fact that they vandalized Saban's house after the Iron Bowl last year. I personally would never do something like that but those bastards had it coming. Fvck you and your trees. Roll Tide!

  • screw those trees. AU students already tried to kill four trees at Alabama's campus a few years back but we diddn't bitch about it the way the Aubbies are now. Plus that stuff abour them rolling the trees to celebrate the Bear's death is absolutely true. So is the fact that they vandalized Saban's house after the Iron Bowl last year. I personally would never do something like that but those bastards had it coming. Fvck you and your trees. Roll Tide!

  • Just turn them into toilet paper and wipe your fucking tears away

  • BAMA FANS THIS GUYS WEAK. you wanna know how real hardcore fans roll. after killing two people they show no remorse while they lay on the lethal injection table. they look the victims families in the eyes and the last word they

    SCREAM AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS IS IS BOOMER SOONER.

    YOU GOT NOTHING ON OUR FANS WE ARE THE WORST

  • When I heard about Toomers Corner I nearly cried..WAR DAMN EAGLE! And get well trees :(

  • I am actually sadened at the fact that family traditions will cease to exist now at Toomers corner. My brother is a hardcore AU fan and told me that he cannot wait to take his son, my nephew, to throw a roll there someday. I saw the excitment when he stated that and now my nephew will not be able to do this. I am an Alabama fan...we are classified as disrespectful already as it is...

    now this shit brings on a new perspective on the rivalry and things are about to get dirty. I hate that.

  • Sadly this puts an ugly spin on what traditionally and especially recently has been an entertaining and heated rivalry. At the end of the day Auburn and Alabama fans live, work, pray and learn together, and what this guy did is just way off the hook.

    As an Auburn fan I bear no blame against the Tide nation for this one nut's behavior. He's disgraced the great rivalry that has made both teams better throughout the years and taken it to a level that's just unnecessary.

    Let's keep the rivalry