Crack Head Gangsta: The Translation

[Noobkilla99786]

I would have ran that motherfucker over if it was my car..

[dloc231]

even if it was staged i would of loved to been in traffic and see it cause i would of been dieing laughen my ass off

[gfcff]

"It has been confirmed that the video is not real. It was staged. The man goes by the name of Chaos and he is homeless. He was paid $500 to do beat the hell out of the car. No police report was ever filed. The person in the car was in on it the whole time."

Well, this just confirms that it's staged so e-thugs and rednecks.. please no racist comments and just enjoy the coolnes of how they made it look real. :)

[MrClassikal]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MrSKINFLICK]

I could not really decide if i should add this to my playlist HISTORY or my playlist COMEDY, so i added it to both. Was it a made-up video ? You never know here on YT.

[MrErmal1983]

RUN HIM OVER. HAPPY ENDING

[SandersonCallum]

gang bangng killling skinny frogs mother fuckers

[ChicagoJoe670]

This guy should be chained to the city walls so good citizens can do what they want with him.

[RunnerReign]

some of the translation is wrong, i translated it all a while back lol, for instance he says mopey dope on this bitch, not monkey dope, saw like 3-4 errors up to now

[1cintron2]

this guy is an ass hole and he better hope he never runs into me! How can someone do that to a person that is weapon less. He jerk is lucky this guy didn't have a gun. This is why people can't get along because of idiots like this shit head. I bet he wasn't even arressted.

[LTCimbulletproof]

i think people have this man confused. based upon the translation it sounds like he is talking about a very long road trip with hoes. "been rolling six out of L.A. southbound for ten years strong" that's probably why he hates PT cruisers....

[edge24x]

This fucking angers me. I am a hard working citizen, i pay my taxes, i earn my money fair and square. This world is too small for these types of jobless niggas to be walking around. They are slowing down the human race from moving forward. They are costing soziety, they are nothing but trouble. I never had a problem, but now from what i've seen in my town, city, country and even on youtube I AM PROUD TO BE WHITE

[whatisitfuckface27]

good ol' Microsoft Sam, I could listen to this voice all day.

[One5thOfWhiskey]

Holder's assistant regarding the war on drugs. . .

[piffypooffy]

hahahahahahahahahahaha my stomach hurts ahahahahahahaha!! great video man!!!!!

[cyrushanleone]

why is the only word this gay ass "translator" can pronounce is nigger?

[PatrikMacGoohan]

He's convinced this witness not to testify, but I think he has to convince two other witnesses as well or he's not going to pass the mission.

[fullofbaddassness]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! goddamn i wish that was my car he was hitting i would smashed his ass in between my car and that  300

[fullofbaddassness]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! goddamn i wish that was my car he was hitting i would smashed his ass in between my car and that pt crusier

[mrstevemarr]

felt bad for the driver until i found out she was chinese

[freebird20002012]

@mrstevemarr

i felt bad for the driver when i realized she was a chinese instead of a fucking redneck like you

[mrstevemarr]

@freebird20002012 calm ya farm ay? Guess someones a little too motivated by a video like this

[freebird20002012]

stupid nigger needs to be tortured and killed. i would tie him down n cover his body with raw meet and let loose 5 pitbulls...lolz

[dbloch6592]

@flynneeee racist

[chocbumbles]

translation is hilarious... aaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaha still laughing!

[Inyto25]

Would have whoooped his ass. Maybe even shot him then fed his skinny ass something to eat.

[iBtRolliN20]

the translation is genius.

this man is hilarious.. although it shows how primitive he is.

this video makes the afro american race look even worse... if it could get worse.

[whiteboypatrickkelly]

Id ran his ass over and draged him like that black kid in texas

[CorrectMotion]

hahaha

[FelchBelcher]

It's not "court" it's "Corner" with a little Arkansas twang to it - think of if like "Cone - uh"

[SaraCHAII]

I would've run over that piece of dung

[COPLINKILLA]

why is his ass smashing a blue car.. HES LA CRIPS NIGGA!!

[Subaru904]

THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD REINSTATE SLAVERY!!!

[411adrianne]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! This is GREAT! But I think he's saying this is my G*^damn "corner" and not "court".

[Sicproductions1]

i think this dude needs to drop a few bucks in the swear jar

[firebat42]

pop a cap in his ass.

[XTaylorTrainwreckX]

seriously they dont even roll up the windows

[psyhobill5150]

i bet he got at least 4 yrs. for it.

[siddbastard]

poor bastard is probably in jail or worse. Hope for him this vid wont be the only trace he left in this sick world.

[D333ZNUTTS]

@siddbastard Actually I saw a comment on one of these videos lately and someone said he saw this guy chillin' at a McDonalds somewhere in Las Vegas lol

[MrSKINFLICK]

@D333ZNUTTS: I actually presume this video is a made-up hoax, like so much on YT.

[FelchBelcher]

@siddbastard "the only trace..." ? TOO LATE FOR THAT - HE ALREADY REPRODUCED.

[LTCimbulletproof]

@siddbastard how do you feel bad for someone who did this?

[siddbastard]

@LTCimbulletproof well yes, i tend to feel more sorry for the junky livin in the street than for the guy in the big car ...

[LTCimbulletproof]

@siddbastard and it's the guy in the nice cars fault that this idiot is a junky? oh that makes perfect logical sense...

[siddbastard]

@LTCimbulletproof i never said that, cmon ... is my english THAT bad ?

[siddbastard]

@LTCimbulletproof aint about logic, dammit !

[LTCimbulletproof]

@siddbastard no it is about logic. you aren't even worth arguing with you're the biggest idiot in the world.

[siddbastard]

@LTCimbulletproof you're not even able to comprehend my original comment, and yet you call me stupid ? fuck you !

[PumpingSmashkins]

@siddbastard "poor bastard?" It's a less-than-worthless, subhuman piece of shit.

[hypersupermamado]

@flynneeee FUCK YOU FAG;ALL WHITE BITCHES ENJOY OUR COCKS A FUCKING FACT

[JohnQRandom]

@hypersupermamado

Perhaps trailer trash white girls, but let's face it, white guys are smarter. And being that we (along with Asians) control genetic engineering and stem cell research, I'd say the black man's ass-clock is ticking.

[hypersupermamado]

@JohnQRandom hahhah yeah fag,hahah you trippin fag hahahha

[JohnQRandom]

@hypersupermamado

You probably don't even know what I'm tlking about.

[FilthFactory18]

FUCK NIGGERS KILL EM ALL!!!

[hypersupermamado]

@FilthFactory18 damn white trash youll be dead meat.

[michaelrose93]

1:10 "Selling all kinds of mother-fucking dope out of this bitch" - not "monkey-dope"

[MannyBeamer]

I just let my WHITE (thank god) g.f watch this video :D

[sme411]

lol this shit is priceless

[MannyBeamer]

HAHAHA thank you for making this video ! lol i love the translation. so funny. now we know why our prisons are overcrowded !

[Droze1000]

FUCKING NIGGERS



[hypersupermamado]

@Droze1000 fuck you

[MortiisFaust]

If this piece of shit did that to me while driving I would step out of the car and put a 45.round in his ape fucking head.Sick and pathetic how you have pieces of shit like that on the street.Fucking kill them all!

[juicebox178]

@flynneeee LOL aww sounds like someone is scared! LMAO!

[danigon1990]

does anyone know the name of teh background music?

[LTCimbulletproof]

i don't know who's funnier, this guy or propcecia. either way they would make a GREAT couple.

[LTCimbulletproof]

i think he needs to be on judge judy, i'd love to hear her try and translate him hahaha.

[Lemonjelllo]

He says I don't give a fuck about nobody in this mo fucka then I'll fuck up anybody in this mo fucka. I don't know why anyone would need a translation though. It's really not that hard to follow if you're around black folks a lot.

[LATINOJKE]

Dirty chinese motherfucker ! lol classik

[badseed951]

Bwahhhaaaahahahahaaaa!!!!

[00Shaythe00]

omg yes you hAVe answered my prayers i have been wanting to know what he has been sating for the past year and now that you have its 10x funnier

[mztodahizow]

HURR HOW I DOES SUBTITLES

[autobahnguy]

don't blame him, it's the whole nigger race. they're all incompetant, illiterate and uneducated. selling drugs, robbing ppl, and other unlawful acts are all that they know.

[catlame]

@autobahnguy you are ignorance incarnate 

[Crossbowman]

Where did you get a niggerbabble dictionary?

[jabytvakaris]

if he is a crip, why the fuck he destroys blue ca? a red truck is nearby, why didnt he fucked it up?

[ShapeshifterMusic]

@jabytvakaris Maybe because the person driving wasn't a crip. Idk.

[Lemonjelllo]

@jabytvakaris Because he don't give a fuck about no color he don't like them chinese fools.

[brantk81]

This nigga has his head on straight than most of all the other crack addicts and meth heads on youtube. I hope he makes it on the LV streets. Full of queers and drunks....

[dudeman13bt]

those fucks in the pt crusier should have blown this nigger away

[snorlaxx1337911]

watcha gona do nigga?

watcha gonna do huh??

I BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF ESE, BAM !!!

[TheNoLifeGoodSirMan]

I would like to elaborate on some of the translation. Some of these were wrong. Heres a list of the corrections:

1. I don't give a fuck about nobody in this motherfucker.

2. At any given moment i can go out there and fuck up any goddamn body in this motherfucker.

3. Instead of court its corner

4. Instead of don't drive away from me now its do what the fuck I want to nigga

[zigen9]

@TheNoLifeGoodSirMan

autobahn guy is just a dirty nigga

[kingklw]

gta?

[Xaymaicana]

lol.

[zackstork]

That piece of human excrement should be killed. Scum like that should not exist. A waste of space and oxygen.

[MOUNTAINOUS]

i would kill this nigger in one second. i would of got out of the car and blew his nigger head off

[Xaymaicana]

but yet you are hiding behind a computer typing. quite an imagination not enough balls.

[curlingisgay]

@MOUNTAINOUS I woulda justy ran him over haha

[jelop13]

typical nigga

[1925phantom]

The nigger that molested me

When I was kid acted just like him.

[Porch9k]

L0L'd!!! XD

5/5

[MoreHaitiEarthQuakes]

White people invented everything.

Even the wheel, copper age, writing, & the bronze age.

White guilt has done the opposite.

Before the Eurasian Hyskos invaded Egypt, Egyptians had not even had the invention of the wheel, chain mail armour or the composite bow.

[rackdomino]

I LOLED soon as I heard the music

[Xaymaicana]

lol.

[mikehennessey94]

fuck u nigger suck a fat babys dick

[Rheaume100]

holy Shit whys he on the Streets!!should be in Jail

[DxtKillu212]

If i was in that fucking car I'd get out and beat the fuck out of him slam his god damn head in the car door

[ak47justin1]

silly negro

[mouse0554]

not very nice at all

[violinmac]

yea 200 million, and theres gonna be alot of dead niggers

[juiaob]

A bum crackhead nigga screwing my ride... now THAT'S a good reason for a beating.

[rp801]

no gangsta just a crackhead

[hyperdude144]

And I'd exercise it by running him over.

[purpledude603]

Bullet to the brain makes everything better, know wat im saying

[prettyboy1970]

They should have run over that bitch ass fucker

[costamesa22]

How fitting is the music i love it comedic genius.

[eyeparc]

Give this nigger some crack and a crowbar and watch the show.

[Teezatos]

ur translation sucks, second part he says "ive been gang bangin, killin, stillin, robbin mutha fuckas, sellin crack in my hoes in the back, i dont give a fucka bout nobodys mutha fucka"

[DogMugsy]

Typical monkey. Yes hes crazy and got balls of steel. But Notice how the car had a woman in it. I think a guybwould have run his ass over.

[zay42424242]

He doesnt say "court" he says "corner" @ 1:30

[rabbitking10]

i thought is "IMA SHOW YO ASS UP"

[papatoony]

LOL at 2:14 they don't say "You son of a bitch" they say "Call the police!"

[D333ZNUTTS]

Yes I've been meaning to update it, thanks for the correction I've already known for 3 weeks now.

And there's nothing wrong with that "I'm nobody's motherfucker". It's not what he's saying, but it means basically "I'm nobody's fool".

[narcissusdark]

@D333ZNUTTS no its still wrong... he says "i dont give a a fuck about no body's mother fuckers" basicly translated as "i dont give a fuck about any of these mother fuckers" and its been a year and u still havent updated it LOL

[916pm]

he's actually saying, "this is my corner" not "my court". and not "rollin 6" but "rollin 60s" which is the largest Crip gang in L.A.

[xUFCxDanaWhitexUFCx]

oh yeah i almost forgot about phrase 1.

"I've been southbound on this street for 10 mothafuckin years. Strong you know what sayin? Been drawlin LA, rollin sixes out this motherfucker. (crip lingo)"

[xUFCxDanaWhitexUFCx]

phrase 6 "ain't nobody stoppin me from doing a god damn thing out this motherfucker. let me show your ass something."

There you have it folks. A true translation.

[xUFCxDanaWhitexUFCx]

Phrase 4 cont. "I've been in this motherfucker for YEARS nigga! Sellin all kinds of motherfuckin dope out this bitch." Phrase 5. "all these motherfuckin ho's think they runnin shit out in this motherfucker. It's MY god damn corner, just remember i've been comin up for 10 god damn years. Metro can't even get down on this motherfuckin corner nigga, metro can't even get me on this motherfuckin corner nigga, metro can't even get me on this corner, nobody can."

[xUFCxDanaWhitexUFCx]

couple mistakes i have noticed. the 2nd part is actually. "I been gangbangin, killn, stealin, robbin motherfuckers, sellin crack got my ho's in the back, I don't give a fuck about nobody out in this motherfucker." Part 3 is "at any given momen't i'll go out there and fuck up any god damn motherfucker" phrase 4 "Out here in Vegas nigga, LA style. They would take your motherfuckin (something something too) IT'S STRAIGHT GANGSTA OUT IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

[CanberraChris]

this is some funny shit better then the original

[choforito4000]

fucking lol so hard when i see this video, that chimp is soooo fucking hilarious, isn't he?

[badboybitch69]

you might wanna edit the part at 0:42.. he says i been gangbangin, killin, stealin, robbin motherfuckers ... and then: don't give a fuck about nobody in this motherfucker

and at 1:13 he says : selling all kind of motherfucking dope on this bitch

[39tommyboy]

and then they say whitey is keeping them down. maybe its because they just dont want to improve their life? but if ya say that then youre prejudice. like bet telvision. if we had a wet t.v. then we would be prejudice. lord

[younghook1413]

if u think about it bet is owned by white ppl now and 2 me mtv is 4 white ppl but dats only my opinion

[MrJudgeSmails]

The sad thing is...no one got out to help that poor woman.I would have fucked that guy up.

[papatoony]

LOL just yesterday I saw that BET was having this movie marathon that they were calling "Black Buster" movie night. Isn't that...like...reverse discrimination!? WTF

[Cipirano]

Good translation !

This guy is crazyass, dude!