Enemas are extremely healthy and necessary to clear up years of putrefied food, undigested starches, and unfriendly bacteria.
HOWEVER, coffee is simply not good to drink, much less insert anally. It overstimulates the adrenal glands, cuts off blood to the brain and overactivates your brain's natural opiates.
Try wheatgrass juice enemas! Extrememly beneficial with no negative side effects.
Further reading: Be Your Own Doctor, Dr. Ann Wigmore and Survival in the 21st Century, Viktoras Kulvinskas.
Oh, yeah! My favourite Green Wing scene. Too bad the second part is missing, when dr. Statham runs out of his office, hand-on-arse, screaming "No warning!"
It seems that this has been flagged by some fucking cunts. I really can't understand that, it's a perfectly normal and healthy procedure, which I do every morning with espresso. Although I wait a bit to let it cool off... I mean we can't all be as extreme as Dr. Statham, Consultant Radiologist.
coffee enemas became "fashionable" in the same ways a complete colon clean-out is often popular now (or, it was, a few years ago. ugh!). thing is, the coffee is NOT supposed to be hot.
this might be from one of the episodes.. i can't remember which one. it may even be a clip that was cut... shame if it was!
why? well, dr. statham is a bit of a masochist. one might as well ask why does it pour when it rains. ;-)
Jesus. You know, you'd think a doctor would know better than to do something like that.
I've uploaded a video on my channel of a very young Mark Heap and Mark Saban doing a juggling routine if you're interested, by the way. Glad to see there are other fans of the Heap out there.
I couldn't breathe for laughing when I saw this for the first time. Mark Heap who plays Statham has created a character easilly as great as Basil Fawlty.
mark heap = insane genius! one of my fave comedy actors ever- he always puts 110% into his roles, and he is usually funny yet disturbing at the same time! yes, friendoftheband, legend indeed, totally :)
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Enemas are extremely healthy and necessary to clear up years of putrefied food, undigested starches, and unfriendly bacteria.
HOWEVER, coffee is simply not good to drink, much less insert anally. It overstimulates the adrenal glands, cuts off blood to the brain and overactivates your brain's natural opiates.
Try wheatgrass juice enemas! Extrememly beneficial with no negative side effects.
Further reading: Be Your Own Doctor, Dr. Ann Wigmore and Survival in the 21st Century, Viktoras Kulvinskas.
clairemitchelli 3 months ago
emo phillips joke
drwierd 1 year ago
Oh, yeah! My favourite Green Wing scene. Too bad the second part is missing, when dr. Statham runs out of his office, hand-on-arse, screaming "No warning!"
ThomasAH6 1 year ago
I dont need to copy this, all i do is watch this everyday & nearly p*ss myself laughing
fumps 1 year ago
I prefer my coffee enemas with cream and sugar :D
scotchlouis 1 year ago
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jonnycoxy1979 1 year ago
I'm so gonna try this. LMAO
verzeda 1 year ago
Mark Heap is a fucking cast iron genius. What the fuck is he doing on Lark Rise To Candleford?
Alembic25 1 year ago
Reference to an Emo Phillips joke?
SonOfFurzehatt 1 year ago
You are now awake.
chinesemonk 2 years ago
So funny. This made me laugh until I filled my shoes with piddle!
thenevereverboy 2 years ago 6
HAHAHA! The funniest thing in green wing!
threbelsheep 2 years ago
This is my best moment on Green Wing!
willmatthews10 2 years ago
It seems that this has been flagged by some fucking cunts. I really can't understand that, it's a perfectly normal and healthy procedure, which I do every morning with espresso. Although I wait a bit to let it cool off... I mean we can't all be as extreme as Dr. Statham, Consultant Radiologist.
EpifanesEuergetes 2 years ago 29
Ahahaha!
Bigthunderrumblefish 2 years ago
the noise he makes.
and his shirt is tucked right into his pants xD
datcheeseyguy 2 years ago 5
probably my favourite scene ever.
datcheeseyguy 2 years ago 4
LOCANO!
clownclown3 2 years ago
ROFLCOPTER
sirhenryandco 2 years ago 2
great.
M0Faux 2 years ago
Why is Statham doing this? What episode is this from?
Love the screams, by the way. =)
Asarelah 2 years ago
coffee enemas became "fashionable" in the same ways a complete colon clean-out is often popular now (or, it was, a few years ago. ugh!). thing is, the coffee is NOT supposed to be hot.
this might be from one of the episodes.. i can't remember which one. it may even be a clip that was cut... shame if it was!
why? well, dr. statham is a bit of a masochist. one might as well ask why does it pour when it rains. ;-)
bastianskaye 2 years ago 5
Jesus. You know, you'd think a doctor would know better than to do something like that.
I've uploaded a video on my channel of a very young Mark Heap and Mark Saban doing a juggling routine if you're interested, by the way. Glad to see there are other fans of the Heap out there.
Asarelah 2 years ago
or... perhaps not? ~chuckles~ i think medicine can somewhat warp the brain. then again, statham was nuts to begin with.... wonderfully nuts.
bastianskaye 2 years ago 5
he's a radiologist!
and yes, this is a clip from one of the episodes.
Eerik7 2 years ago 2
Falling in love with someone you should never have fallen in love with feels EXACTLY like that!
cwwiss 3 years ago 2
His scream at 1:02 xD
Noppanman 3 years ago
Yeah, this is really funny...
sjefendin 3 years ago
what jesus loving dick flagged this as innapropriate
religionwhore 3 years ago 6
This will become the best comedy classic sketch of all time- in about 50 years!
sailorralphy 3 years ago
that is definitely the best scream of horror ever on tv
mepsib 3 years ago 4
The things some people do for comedy...
...I appreciate every effort of Mark Heap's
lol
MoPapparani 3 years ago 3
...hahahaHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
00angel4200 3 years ago
Great! Can't help thinking that this sketch would be right at home in an episode of Jam! ;)
tigersim303 4 years ago
This video makes rectums drool for fresh, hot coffee.
The soundtrack is also utterly magnificent. Does anybody know the name of the artist that put together those incredible sounds?
tindala 4 years ago
The artist is Trellis. Available on the soundtrack album from itunes,
Arcmate 4 years ago
Thanx a lot, mate!
tindala 4 years ago
yes, thanks!
apgeegpa 4 years ago
y the hell wood u do this..... ahahahahah idc it is so fucking funny
raiders1293 4 years ago
omg that was so mesed up
smileycentral10 4 years ago
wow
martinyearly 4 years ago
hahahaha... just don't try this at home! ;-P
procrastino 4 years ago
ただの馬鹿だ
hiroyukinisimura 4 years ago
Fantastic! I love Green Wing
schermozzel 4 years ago
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thats fucked homo
257robts 4 years ago
I couldn't breathe for laughing when I saw this for the first time. Mark Heap who plays Statham has created a character easilly as great as Basil Fawlty.
Arcmate 4 years ago
That scream XD LOL
mikejarratt 4 years ago
... he pours more in...lol...
girrrrrrr2 4 years ago
this cuts off the best bit when he runs out.....statham is genius
l0ki666 4 years ago
that was sooo hillariously funnily. I was crying from laughter.btw I found the complete dvd box set for 8 pounds at hmv's. I'm buying!
zavier1981 4 years ago
yeah, allright... that was weird..
Papapandana 4 years ago
Not sure what's more funny. The clip itself or the text comments made apparently in all seriousness!
jpjeffery 4 years ago
loooooool
uliduli 4 years ago
He must have forgotten the sugar.
fedcep 4 years ago
talk about being an arse.......
memassivbeast 4 years ago
why would you do something like that!???
digitalpunk006 5 years ago
Where's the release?
djdangler 5 years ago
The idea is to let it cool down first
evildoctorbluetooth 5 years ago
omfg i lol'ed sooo hard
fistusfanius 5 years ago
Apsolutly brillient! :D:D Thankx for sharing! ;)
AnimalEntertainment 5 years ago
The best part of waking fast, is Folgers in your ass.
lenskap 5 years ago
ROFL!!
Skullgrin140 5 years ago
LMAO i saw this last night on tv and was crying. LMAO =D
MINGEFACE 5 years ago
Do you believe that video is real?
darkcheq 5 years ago
mark heap = insane genius! one of my fave comedy actors ever- he always puts 110% into his roles, and he is usually funny yet disturbing at the same time! yes, friendoftheband, legend indeed, totally :)
TobeUK 5 years ago 2
LOL, Mark Heap is an absolute legend
friendoftheband 5 years ago
....wth this is fucking painfull to watch man, my ass just hurts seeing it.
nivin69 5 years ago
Agreed.
That's prolly the closest thing a male can get to feeling Childbirth :PPP
TheConverseKid 5 years ago
Oh my lordy... o_O;; This is probably one of the strangest and funniest things ever.
Popmi 5 years ago
Lmao at this - so incredibly random - I love it!
Siskeh 5 years ago
LOL this one is so funny!!
benderette 5 years ago
That should really be COLD coffee.
fzoe 5 years ago
Haha I can't thank you enough for posting this , I can't stop laughing everytime I see this clip. It's priceless.
Dr Alan Statham.......Legend
Boogiedude 5 years ago