THE REAL Worst Movies Ever Made - Part 1

[ombrascura]

i hope that the movie with the dinosaur its a fake,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[herore]

4:33 Someone must know the name of this song

[mikepyro713]

I can't see boobs but I have to watch man ass? Not cool!

[starcrash64]

I quit watching thiis turd of a video at 01:50

NIGHTBEAST rocks, and the pretty blonde deputy is hot....but you edited her.

[GATOSUBLIME]

I´d eat him too!

[TheMadamMalice]

Did he punch her cooch? lol



[ninjakio930]

1:48 Haha! nice timing!

[Sheaps123]

Fun Fact: The FATHER of the guy who directed Vampiers vs Zombies was the producerof Troll 2!

[iammontecristo]

Talk about stupidity.

[messenger360]

2:14 "Are yoiu masturbating in there, cus I aint cleaning up the mess again!"

[HeyItsAARONv]

3:53 did he punch her in the vag?? 0.o lmao

[tybittz]

these are REAL COMMERCIAL RELEASED FILMS????? 0___________0

[lurch321]

"Can I get this shirt off?"--one of the sexiest movie lines EVER!

[Cowboy742617000027]

the lizard (or whatever it was supposed to be) used autotune

[drumdoctor58]

"Monsturd": tourette's Guys first movie

[2AndAHalfInches]

Monsturd? You're joking, right?

[Luminouskebab]

wat the hell is MONSTURD!

[LiberalDemocrat83]

was that last one an Israeli film? It sounds like they're speaking Hebrew.

[HansTheSexRobot]

i watched monsturd and dear god.... dear sweet god lord christ lord

[FRAJAHEHI]

sex scene has 2 girls 1 cup music

[GNATPr]

For everyone who believe these movies are not real, or being distributed.

I live in Mexico and I bought here Vampires vs Zombies at Wal Mart (for $2usd aprox, and didnt worth it); really crappy film, not in a good way...

I like trash cinema a lot, but the movies you present here are actually the worst of the worst

[KurtsBiggestFan67]

wanna waste 2 hours of your life? watch 12 days of christmas eve. Stupid ass movie.

[skumringbegravelse]

Hillbilly Monster and Monsturd were INTENDED to be bad.

[scholasticjeff]

the thing is alot of these movies are supposed to be poorly shot b-movies. people should watch mr. jingles if they want to see a ridiculous movie.

[Appleboxman]

Is part 2 ever coming out?

[ChloePierre]

OMG HORRID! So bad it's hilarious! THANKS! I laughed my ass off!

[jujkuj123]

unfourtnatly i sat through vampires vs. zombies and it was TERRIBLE!

[ToonLinkTink]

"YOU BROKE MY FUCKING TOOTH!"

"Well now we're even....You broke my fucking Cee-gar!"

THAT IS A GREAT FUCKING LINE

[bossenhei]

hahahahaha 2:41 omg the worst ever!!!!!! i need to see that movie fuckin epic!! :P

[TheBlackenedWHITE]

if this is real, then.... OMG O_O

[FourFliesDVD]

This is fake, right? You shot most of this stuff yourself or borrowed these movies from friends of yours who shot this - right?

[darksam81]

something like that really exist???

[manbearpig1962]

lol, can i take this shirt off?

[Zeetana]

OMG! These atrocities should be banned!

[tromeokid]

p.s. yes, there is an audience for this z horror crap. it's fun for the whole family...especially if you're baked and drunk off your asses! the more friends involved the merrier...make it a drinking game. the point is, these are all cult classics and a form of entertainment. they aren't for everyone, but if you know whats ahead, they can be quite enjoyable!

[tromeokid]

i love these type of movies!! i own monsturd and vampires vs zombies... looks like ill need to pick up the others!

[chosentonessournotes]

I was kinda hoping one of the vampire's titties would flop out.

[billyblackattacks]

5/fave Im so glad they made this, I got tired of garbage day and shark attack 3...this is some seriously horrible shit.

monsturd?

[Liolar43]

I'm sure he punched her in her female parts..(3:57)

[darksungames]

meh.. these shouldn't count toward the "Worst Movies Ever" list. Any videos you can make at your house should never count. Having movies be a certain level of production/popularity is what makes the bigger budget bad scenes so bad! Everyone know they can suck with a home video, it's boring.

[OstrichKick]

These are not fucking movies... These are just cruel jokes that distributors play on true film makers.

[celestialvoyager82]

what are these movies???

[TimeForAFlameWar]

LOLWUT from 0:40 - 1:13.

[ItalianoYMexicano]

Did that dinosaur blow it's load all over that guy's face? wow that made me laugh hard lmao

[Lorenzio88]

As an "actor" to me the viewer, this guy isn't really convincing me... the viewer that he is really serious about finding this guy. He isn't convinceing me that the guy to be found is important in any way. If anything, all I get is that he does'nt give two shits. I'll tell you what was shit... the movie he got paid for.

"Monsturd" They serious? Sounds like something a 3rd grade boy came up with.

I loled at the paper machet dino-attack.

Oh, and that sex scene... uhhhhhhh... :\

[discoder]

Does anybody else see the irony of putting a Plan Nine From Outer Space poster in Hillbilly Monster?

[justfilmit]

these obviously arnt holywood films. They look too bad to be independant films. Looks like just sum crappy youtube videos directed by teenagers.

[grimrazziel113]

wtf fighting a turd and losing

[pubicsuprise]

at the very end with the retards head fucking. what is that song called? ive been looking for soo long.

[Jones1022]

lol 3:08

thats a horny dinosaur

[chromethink]

That was actually one of the better scenes from Actium.

[doodoo13ird]

00:47-1:11 wtf? was that the sound of a wookie singing while getting his balls scrubbed by some gay ass??? friggin horrible

[bendastreetballa]

hahha u need another one......i wish i knew the tune to the deathless devil..its catchy

[ninjapunk200]

its called popcorn by warm butter

[ReesiePuffs64]

These ARE MOVIES. They are available on NETFLIX!

[chromethink]

It gets worse...you can actually stream the entire Actium Maximus movie online on Netflix! If you dare!

[HarrisonRocks]

Are people actually making money with these!?

These aren't just some horrible joke?!

o dear... i'm making a film

[YertleDaTurtle]

Look in HELL if you have to.

[sg500]

:39 is the reason why i favorited this video. I cant beleive someone financed that movie. Nothing about that fat dude can be taken seriously! His face dont fit the role, his voice sounds like some surfer ordering a pizza. His clothes look like they were donated to him.....by a homless person. Did i mention that his head sucks? I wouldnt even want my family to see that crap if i were involved in it.

[Pele2269]

computer geeks fighting a squeaking dinosaur head--classic cinema!

godfather? no way! apocalypse now? no way! star wars? no way! the dinosaur chronicles?

LOL!!

[LoverANDfighter84]

in the sex scene calm down calm down lol

scouse accent

[jimbodude747]

these arent movies

[ponychamp94]

mosturd, r u fucking serios

[XCHAPYEG]

2:29 to 2:39 are the funniest moments in cinematic history.

[EphesianShade]

It's never a good sign when a sex scene is dominated by a moustache man and his ass.

[Meadras]

Those can't possibly be real movies...

[Japut3h]

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

[backseat00]

WTF IS DINOSAUR CHRONICLES ??

[TacticalToast619]

was that kenny rogers?

[mysteriousracer]

lol 4:12 to 4:20

[shad79]

fucking turks and thier stupid movies lool

[gilli39]

Who the hell flagged this, AND WHY?????

[jaksel]

Isn't it obvious? Seeing that moustache-wearing guy naked gave me emotional scars, and I'm not even a minor!

[lesterwink23]

I've seen Hillbilly Monster, and that clip is pretty much on par with the rest of the movie in acting ability. Absolutely one of the worst movies I've ever seen, if not THE worst. Kudos for the collection and actually sitting through these monstrosities

[elbob099]

lol that cop looked like mugatu will ferrell

[oldandboring]

the cop with the afro totally turned me on

[TheCowSaysMoo2You]

That thing in the first scene sounds like it's singing an indian folk song.

lmao

[Filmkaga]

LOL, I love this stuff. But I cant agree with the dinosour attack, i thaught that was freakin scary. A bony theradon model that attack and then craps on you... "shrug"

[cawabunga360]

uhhh uhh that hilarious stuff, you broke my fucking cigar,ah that hurt, the sex scene

just hurts to watch

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

who gives this a 4 1/2 star rating ?

[NoBrianNoGain]

Jigsaw - put him together and he'll tear you apart!

[BrownsnBucks]

This is some prime entertainment, great job! and thanks for suffering through those movies.

[rageagainst1025]

at 3:08, did....did it cum on him?

[JBWorksProdcutions]

1/5....all these movies are great

jk 5/5

[Overseer32]

that dinosaur attack, i actually had tears coming out

[LasseCristianNielsen]

You´ve got to be kiddin me! ... WTF is this shit, these movies arent real, the cant be real, i´ve never seen worse ...

[WulapadarNikosita]

freakin' looks like someone's home videos!

[scootskiles]

wow id really like to see monsturd

[drunkasssteve]

When the "Most exaggerated scene" screen came up for Monsturd I thought you were going to use the puking scene clip (which was pretty damn funny). I've only seen a couple of these movies, but I really rank Monsturd very high in my favorites for comedy. The sequel (RetarDEAD) is also rather funny.

[sloucho84]

That sex scene hurts to watch.

[oakr8r]

hey i liked that movie Actium Maximus

[Nabizat]

can i take this shirt off?

[smurfkabob]

Awesome. These are most definitely real and crappy movies. I've seen a couple on the list and even owned one.

[Ehiguy101]

what is safari?

[HarryPotter1992x]

Damn these are even worse than some of the movies on MST3K.

Times like tthis I wish it wasn't cancelled.

[EnglishSmoker2]

the obscure bad movies are funny but TBH any idiot can make an awful movie. it's the higher budget terrible movies which are really hilarious

[looker999997]

What country is the last movie from?

[Imaxination80]

Turkey.

[sg500]

guy in sex scene looked like "welcome back kotter"... guy in fight scene looked like kenny rogers but with terrible acting

[RoyStorey]

I actually want to see that last movie.

[HellDude848]

dumb

[YertleDaTurtle]

That sex scene was ass. XD

[Linkster2o]

Damn that dino could have taken some one's eyes out!

[jazzzjackrabbit]

hahahaha you broke my fucking cigarr

[Ramschlooker]

fuck yeah

[gerardoherrerajr]

lmao!!!!!!im STILL hella laughin @ tht last part hahahahah..

[gerardoherrerajr]

aaaahahahah...the random stunt was the best!!! lmao!

[looker999997]

Vampire fight scene was epic.

[bedshow]

3:56 vagina punch

[MadHittman]

the random stunt with the popcorn song... looool

[hangen3]

r these even reel movies

[IEeTdeRt]

Holy Sheeeit! OOO THAT HURT lol

[robdanob6]

the music in the worst sex scene sounds like 2 girls 1 cup backround music.

[roflsaurusrex00]

wtf was with the alien things voice? that was the funniest part in my opinion

[mwalker05]

most random stunt lol. that was amazing.

[Ushoy]

WHAT YOU MEAN He disappeared...??!! lol and the oscar goes to the fat old man on Hillbilly Monster, best actor ever lol

[LeeroyJeenkins]

erm, are half of these just home movies lol

[HellDude848]

lol

[JMRabil675]

dinosaur chronicles one could of not been real!

crappyfilm most likely made it by himself

if not, what a peice of shit movie omg

[pisteador1985]

Hey the last one video got the POPCORN song hahaha

[1ShotStudiosCom]

All this is so funny you have to love it!

[ssjt0m]

Vampire vs zombie needs a remake, it made me do a big fuckin LOL. 'You broke my fucking tooth' - 'well now were even since you broke my fuckin ceeeegar'

[SaitanMar]

That guys hair at 1:27 is deep stuff man! makes you think about the world doesn't it!

[jefarr85]

the last one made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxDaveyxxx]

if you don't laugh out loud...how else would you laugh?

[ssjt0m]

silently, internally, stealthily, secretly?

all of the above.

[BenCJoker]

+1 Internet

[dkr28]

the guy in worst sex look like oates with grey hair, remember she is a man eater!!!!!!!

[VitoGodfather82]

0:48 the dial-up monster omfg!

[maddash24seven]

Actium Maximus looks so fucking abysmal I want jab a pen into my dickhole. DEAR GOD.

[PATSnSOXn08]

ive seen funnier

[UrizenTheNegator]

Omfg, that dinosaur cronicles can't be a real movie, lol.

Btw, you broke my fuckin seegar, lol.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE MUSIC PLAYED IN THE LAST CLIP?

[shinkaito]

Popcorn? I think that's what it's called?

[UrizenTheNegator]

Thanks

[YertleDaTurtle]

"Look in HELL if you have to..." Deep stuff...

[braydoz]

did they make the actual movies?

[PhantomofSpades]

I dunno, I think the sex scene in Carrie 2 was worse.

[Cutekat45]

Wow, some of these look like home made movies:l, others, I have no friggen idea.

[hunken2]

haha the dinosaur sounds like a swede

[ANGELCRUSHerxx]

1:30 White goodmans dad

[Pap3rCh4s3r]

u just broke my fuckin seegar

lmao

cigar he means haha

[Impthra]

that dinosaur just nutted all over him

[Impthra]

actium maximus omfg must see

[Salaco1992]

The movie is called "Monsturd"! HAHAHAHAH

[vernsi]

That last one was kind of cool.

[JackDaScarecow]

2:44 to 3:15 So fuckin funny

[jookie4]

LOL Theres A Moive Called MONSTURD Thats Frigin Rad

[SirSplintered]

Vampire: You broke my fucking tooth. Man: well, now we're even. Man: you broke my fucking cigar.

[ele90]

there is no way these are real movies

[CU4N6]

I own most of these...

[JNT11593]

in the zombies and vampires one did he punch her Vag?

[JanoSeishu420]

I can't believe those scenes were in actual movies. Its so unbelievably bad. Looks like some six year old kids home movie project. No scratch that, a six year old could do better.

[Introgressive]

This looks more like film school projects (or simple home videos) than distributed feature films.

[bendastreetballa]

ROB SAVAGE IS A FUCKWIT

[tjmilhoushmandzadeh]

Is that Kenny Rogers in the fight scene?

[poahnfiap]

i dont get where the milk came from in the worst monster attack =P

[TheGodParticle]

sorry but these arn't even B-Movies, there ether home made of just jerk off movies. good effort and made famous by youtube..

[rodnis]

this doesnt really count most arent real movies but fan movies

[XCHAPYEG]

LOL he cant unclog the toilet!

[cpinill]

HAHAHAHAHA Loved the dinosaur one!

[Dante1Savage]

me too laughed so hard.

[Terrorizzzm]

amazing

[haxxledoor]

No teh Dinosaur!

[utubegod35]

there is no way that the dino movie is real.. no friggin way..

[Dimitrij90]

the last stunt.-. Awesome!

[14mm2]

that last stunt was fuckin awesome.

[ShadowoOfBlood]

DAMN YOU!! :O 01:49

[Mythtern1]

that was some horrible acting

[K3nn4]

Haha was that Kenny Rogers fighting that vampire?

[bitchyb73]

HELL NO that wasn't Kenny Rogers what are yall smoking?!!

[123spasser123]

LOL the last one is so funny!

[Ograws]

That last scene had the song Popcorn!! Excellent Song

[Krazywoot]

Did that old guy cunt punch the vampire bitch?