Ron White - Sunglasses

[mrguypersonthe5th]

lol at 3:31

[GuitarShreder1000]

AWTER FAUCKIN SPAICE... hahahahaha. thats NARLEY

[epictorres]

It's true what ron said

[ilovethisvideo741]

redneck audience



[bigfootgunot]

he went from a bar stool a glas and some cigarrettes to a carpeted night stand, fancy scotch bottle and hair that only elton john could call straight....god bless ron white!! lol

[xxaimpiratexx]

If you aren't Ron White, you shouldn't have ads on your video.

[Krioux3]

Crappy sound!



[rancherhicks]

I don't know why comedians need to swear so much. Not mention smoke and drink while doing a routine. oh and chew gum. what's up with that? Is the gum supposed to disguise the booze or the tobacco?

[trusttruth1985]

@rancherhicks Is that really an issue? Or rather a problem? So what if they do? As long as they're funny it doesn't really matter.

[hickerap]

@trusttruth1985 Exactly. Some comedians swear and some don't, and frankly I find both to be funny. As for the drink and smoke, that's just Ron being Ron.

[unclemikecombs6]

no sound to this video

[damres]

glasses cost more than a tv bahahahahahahahah fuckin genius bahahahaa

IRONY ALERT

[GlitchMaker101]

it be funny if i was deaf

get some ears

[cole7184]

FROM OUTER FUCKING SPACE!! LOL

[colinrocksursocks]

0:01



[unclemikecombs6]

i have a hard time listen to this and i have my speaker turned up all the way.og course they are built in to my mointer

[ejr23]

PISS ON THE ADS! If I want to watch commercials, I'd watch TV!

[thatdude701]

LOL i love this guy

[runepk4life500]

Why is this so quiet?

[debramabe13]

29 people don't get it.

[universalninja22]

freakin hilarious. ha. maybe u dont get it these things have a decoder from outter fucking space! Then i found out they got basic cable and i felt like a dickhead! :D

[angusyoung15]

why DOES sunglasses cost more than a tv?

[angelgibson2006]

outter fckn space

[Suni253]

Dear car ads, I still have another year until I can buy you. So please.. go away.

[dutchdude1985]

"And i ask the guy, very politely 'how do you sleep at night you little prick?"

[unacceptablepenguins]

i love the vodka add before the ron white standup

[mommyof4monkies2010]

volume sucks BOOOO!!!!



[thethird3d]

@fabiosoares4450 No, he just wants to. Get over it cocksucker!

[Rebel3000]

UP THE DAMN VOLUM! theres so few i can find with good volume =(

[swtwsk74]

25 people have sunglasses that cost $309

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

outer fuckin space! lol i love it

[nayeriarah]

stfu about ads on youtube, you don't like it you can stop watching

[eliseccc77]

this is hilarious. *low voice* wel sir apparently you dont get it. these glasses eliminate 100% of all UV raaayyssss

[Cuyameck]

a two minute ad? Seriously!?!

[whaddupitscourtneya]

"well apparently sir you don't get it... these glasses eliminate 100% of all UV raaaays"

"no, apparently you don't get it this things decodes a digital satellite signal that picks up from outer fuckin' space"

and the it turned out the glasses got basic cable and i felt like a dick head.

[TheDarkLordLink]

The volume is too low, I have to max my speakers to hear it at average. Any way you can fix this?

[TwinUzis]

@TheDarkLordLink

I'm using turtle beach headphones and it's still quite.

[TheDarkLordLink]

@TwinUzis Indeed!

[inuyashacoolieo]

@TheDarkLordLink buy bigger speakers man

[TheDarkLordLink]

@inuyashacoolieo Haha, two things to say to that:

One: My speakers are fine lad, ask anyone to watch this video and they will say the same thing I did.

Two: Got the money? XD Good day. :)

[PixelsGratz]

@TheDarkLordLink

Buy a decent computer.

[TheDarkLordLink]

@PixelsGratz Now you're not making any sense...

[kpsnnf]

@TheDarkLordLink yeh.. up your windows volume or get better speakers..

putting my speakers around a quarter of the way up and i can hear it perfectly..

[TheDarkLordLink]

@kpsnnf Actually, my window's volume is always at max. My speakers are fine, and so are my sound settings, I still can't hear the video all that great.

Now I'd appreciate it if this was the last reply to a comment left here 6 months ago. Good day.

[DJYuoh]

i thinks its funny that there's a ray ban sunglass ad right by the screen

[LordKorlik]

@DJYuoh gotta love the ad system. I got zenni glasses lol

[playingbass45]

The 25 dislikes on this one are likely all Sunglass Hut employees.

[Krantiqua]

and then i found out they got basic cable

[ChrisPenta]

Damn turn that down!

[Nicholas265]

"How do you sleep at night you little prick?" L0L

[wwetitle818]

@Nicholas265 Well, apparently you dont get it, these glasses eliminate 100% of all UV rays

[3lijah11]

@wwetitle818 no, apparently you dont understand. this thing decodes signals from outer fuckin space

[Ktwizzleforshizzle]

no one cares that ur worried about ur son playing football shut the fuck up

[MrTheRobb]

ADS SUCK, boooooo youtube!!!

[vladutz8]

@MrTheRobb 

[MrTheRobb]

@vladutz8 Using Chrome and AdBlock, works great!

[Thex1SHOTx]

@MrTheRobb if there arnt ads utube will be payed for i can wait 30 seconds 

[jimisvoodoochild]

@MrTheRobb firefox + adblock = win

[DarkDecade619]

@MrTheRobb

... At least I got Keith Stone in my ad. Bet you didn't.

[YeahItsDJ]

@MrTheRobb you know what ads are what make youtube free so you should just shut the F*** up and sit for 30 seconds and wait

[Yargasblarg1]

@MrTheRobb Ads are the only way any youtuber could make youtube his full time job. I'd say wasting an extra 30 seconds of your life to pay youtubers like yogscast, totalbiscuit, omfgcata, tobuscus, or any others for free is a pretty good deal.

[DkrAz3]

i dont love em.. idont. I like em... LOL

[mullbenkt]

Where's the scotch?!

[soupnazi45]

This is the same stage as Larry's special...wtf?

[XxXxdyedsoulxXxX]

"and i ask the guy very polittely...how do you sleep at night you little prick!?" hHAHAHAAaaha lmfao xD

[AKARaccoons]

I got a commercial for Rick Perry before this video...

Wow, could there be a more stupid commercial?

[TWINERD90]

@AKARaccoons Wow, could you be anymore of a douche?

[AKARaccoons]

@TWINERD90 Probably, want me to try?

Let's see, Texans are a bunch of inbred morons who can't tell the difference between Hispanics and black people.

Texans are so fuckin' stupid they thought that they could actually get away with seceding from "The Union"--Epic rofl right there.

Texans actually think they aren't completely stupid.

Hm, what else?

[RevHMan]

@AKARaccoons Hahaha sounds like someone is just jealous that Texas is better than your state.

[AKARaccoons]

@RevHMan Texas isn't better than anything.

Except maybe Mexico...But just barely.

[SpartanB359]

@AKARaccoons fuck you you peice of shit

[AKARaccoons]

@SpartanB359 Cry? :'(

[thornbloodrose]

@AKARaccoons um sir im from texas and we can spell we can tell the diffrence and the whole seceding from the union has absoulutly nothing to do with the texas of today.Belive it or not we are not all ignorant backwoods and for lack of a better term rednecks. true we say ya'll but its the way we speak like people from New York say youse guys.I'm being polite as possible but please don't include all of us like the rednecks we r sterotyped as

[jgq85]

@AKARaccoons

Right.

And everyone from California are homosexual, blonde hair, blue-eyed surfers that walk around with surfboards and skate when they're not and say things like "gnarley", "radical" and "tubular".

Look ma, I can stereotype like him!

[AKARaccoons]

@jgq85 Good.

Now make judgments based on experience. Then you'll be like me. :D

[gibsonstrat66]

23 people dont get it.

[theMERC416]

FROM OUTER FUCKING SPACE. XD

greatest story/joke in under 2mins

[theMERC416]

FROM OUTER FUCKING SPACE. XD

[smugbasterd]

Ron White is one of the most underrated comics around. Sure lots of people know he's funny, but I would rank him somewhere between George Carlin(RIP) and Dave Chappelle. His bit on paying for the war is priceless observational humour. He's proof that it is the jesters who have the greatest wisdom, by showing us the absurdities of life.

[imanacdcfan]

needs to be a lil louder

[Glockerman]

i do...can't hear shit.

[tenderhalffoot]

Wow that fuking funny man where dose he get this sh*t??

[briantheslug]

this man is fucking shit, may be that's why these septics find this cunt funny?

[EPICxRECON]

@briantheslug press the pause button you dumbass

- i farted

[ProTuner06]

@briantheslug That's funny because on your page, every single comment you've made was a negative, douchebag comment. Your just another negative asshole that has no life.

Fuckin' brits think their shit don't stink. Pretty much the only reason why I fuck their women then, give them the boot! Worthless country full of negative people with no life. Go ahead and get the last word in. Every fucking child feels the need to and I wont read it. It's only going to be ANOTHER negative comment from you.

[TheItchyFetus]

This cunt isnt funny.

[ProTuner06]

@TheItchyFetus Well, neither are you cuntface. Now GET THE FUCK OUT!

[TheItchyFetus]

@ProTuner06 you're funny though, faggot.

[mrdanman9]

How do you sleep at night, you little PRICK?

[swanheezy]

THIS IS A SCREAM!!!!  TAKE A LOOK:

youtube.com/watch?v=1o7BpCnYF0­g&feature=related

[GoPredators2010]

OUTER FUCKING SPACE!!! LOL

[Ecofreak96]

I did not click on this video to see ADS.....stoopid Youtube...>:(

Ron White rokks. Period. End of story.

[transam0141]

you cant even hear it

[XjulieO]

@transam0141 Turn it up.

[ebrithil212]

@transam0141 turn it up?

[Camokid516]

omfg this is hilarious ron white rulz

[darthdylan1000]

How do u sleep at night ya little prick. Lol I love Ron white :)

[1999kelkel]

fucking funny!

[nickthestick26]

We have ads on youtube now?

[rotolo]

@nickthestick26 yes youtube has ads now, youtube.. fuck you!!

[stevemcgranahan]

4 more blue collar comedy plez check out the channel of the WORLDS STRONGEST REDNECK.

[knightweiser]

this thing decodes a satelite feed from out-fucking-space! lmao

[kickthecat75]

WTFZORS!!! THIS MADE ME RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JokesOnYou187]

ron white is funny 

[GarfieldFanForever]

yes

[britstitch]

can`t fricking hear it!!

[blake11998]

this is my fave ron wite joke

[iAmGOD009]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

[evandeecanaday]

dane cook deff

[astroass34]

ron white sucks- dane cook sucks- kevin james is the best at standup.

[kurtizzyflush]

@astroass34 Is there a hidden reason for you nine year olds that post on youtube? Are you so out of it that you think your ramblings are going to make someone quit listening to whomever you slam?

[diamondbabe]

What?  Can you repeat that..

[mriphone1000]

enough with the fuking advertisements

[Nightwoe]

can someone fix the volume please -_-+

[TheLyraSaga]

i love ron white!! lol hes from my state texas! woot. lol

[ihatestupidvideo1000]

@billboby28 i did

[danimal97520]

And I asked the guy very politely...how do you sleep at night you fucking prick? LOLOLOL

[blake11998]

Great quality it looks like im watching it on t.v.

[emdan13]

sound is screwed

[metalictempest]

dude google how to make youtube vids, your audio sucks.

[phoenixzion82]

God damn...it's just a word.

[devilspsy]

FFS.. for real ?? why is it so quiet ??? and why.. when you saw that the volume was as low as it was.. did you not take this one off and try to fix it ????? ffs..

[FranticLes]

After reading some of the negative comments on here .. I suggest to those people that you go watch rons 'Can't fix stupid sketch' .. see if anything applies!!!

[diddymuck]

didn't know he was vulgar

[tonystewartchamp]

@diddymuck ......Seriously?? lol

[Sadnessismymotive]

"Well apparently sir you don't get it"..................."I'm listening"..... I practicaly peed myself, best comic ever XD

[OmgItsGaryBusey]

why don't you TURN UP THE GODDAMN VOLUME BEFORE YOU UPLOAD JESUS H CHRIST

[enemyofyourownself25]

wow why dont calm down before mommy sees all the bad things you typed on your computer. i mean god its just volume.

[OmgItsGaryBusey]

well because

[tonystewartchamp]

@OmgItsGaryBusey why don't you not say GD...

[Chrome104]

"How do you sleep at night you little prick" LMAO

[IFreakingEatPeople]

lil quiet

[74America]

Punch lines are delivered perfectly. xD

[ms0487a]

"And then it turned out, the glasses got Basic cable, and I felt like a dick..."

Priceless...THAT set-up and punchline are what made me follow Ron White.

[Greatintentions23]

this is the best video of his stand-up. for one hes looking good and healthy which i guess helps his act cause he is drop dead funnier than any of his latest standups. goes to show ya what that much alcohol and cigarettes can do to you after some years. look at this stand up and go on down the line to his latest one

[KI11ERMUSHROOM]

this would be so much better if the video were louder :(

[TopGear6666]

@KI11ERMUSHROOM try turning up the volume :)

[FroggerFilm]

@KI11ERMUSHROOM ummm there was a new invention its a know that makes things get louder

[KI11ERMUSHROOM]

@FroggerFilm

Really? tell me where I can get this invention because I can only watch this with youtube volume at max, laptop volume at max, and with noise cancelling headphones. With all that it's about normal volume. The volume the video was recorded at must not have been very high.

[bsauter97]

Outer fuckin space!!

[srcraigo]

"...I'm listening!" HAHA!

[hugster77]

"How do you sleep at night you little PRICK?!"...haha made my day

[MaxNuclear]

I'd buy Tater a drink just ta hear tha stories!

[billyboby28]

anybody else have a hard time hearing this?

[jessefan21]

i am

check your volume level near the HQ button

[yossc22]

@billyboby28 YES

[anonnemus]

headphones, baby

[jennicase]

@billyboby28  huh?

[Morphd]

@billyboby28 yea had to use headphones

[XjulieO]

@billyboby28 Nope. You turn it up.

[blodbound]

@billyboby28 no you just need to get better sound

[Boing407]

Speakers all the way up! :D

[Hecksum311]

@billyboby28 agreed

[Hefewy]

Outer FUCKING space!

[throwntomato]

good observation.

[blacktoofgrin]

this guys insane! hahaha yeeehaw

[TheBuffaloChicken]

Oakley's kick ass!

[wisesatyr72]

this guy smokes weed and hes not a dumb redneck..

[Konota0clone]

yeah.....i can barely hear it when i turn it up all the way.......

[khlundgaard]

Doesn't he sound like bush at the end

[IBSPT]

Ron White kills me every time!

Says what your thinking in these stores!

[Atonil]

Jeff duhnam is not funny ron white ie beast

[Indians118]

I would like to have these 4 guys on blue collar tv and Jeff dunham in one room together that would be frigging hilarious.

[steelerfan011876]

better fucking sound

[Bearram1]

SPEAK UP!

[linneaLS]

bad souuuund

[awesomesjake]

yea well this thing can decode a satalite from FUCKING OUTER SPACE!...

[LudoLeTexan]

funniest guy on Earth ! Engvall ranks second :)

[juicygurl09able]

HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!  this is way 2 funny!!!!!! im cryin from laughin so hard!!!!!