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  • What do you mean by "find the lord" ?? I hate life, I hate people. I don't hate MY life or the people I choose to interact with though, I just hate everyone else's lives. I hear you about the people feeling that they are superior to most around them. That's a major reason why I hate people. If the assholes mess up at work or are imperfect it's humorous, but if the underdog is imperfect then they are picked at and frowned upon as usual. It's a societal asshole club and some just aren't invited.

  • Love watchin ur vids man so funny

  • My asshole is the husband of a barbie doll. 12th June 1997

  • LOL ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­f ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

  • to protect innocence of cat, it leaves. cat now happy.

    8 )

  • Sorry for the late reply, your welcome.

  • Ooooh there's a cat. Awesomenezz!

  • You alive??

  • WHAT WHAT

  • CHRISTIANS ARE ASSHOLES. SO TRUE!!!!!!

  • Fuck you! Fucking pedophile asshole! :)

  • will you plz visit rekkitten on youtube peace

  • I have been there so many times before dealing with someone like that. All I can do is just smile or grin stupidly and just yes them to death. I just refuse to let that kind of antihuman get to me and I find a way to cheer myself up after dealing with them. Get home and then play a Resistance on my PS3 and that dose help. Hope you are feeling better. Have a great week.

  • It's seeming these days that most bosses are asshole's, they seem to be putting the worst people at the top, if you ask me it's social engineering lol.

    Talking about the bible, that Cain was an asshole, four people in the world and one's a murdering asshole, so basically that means that one quarter of this entire earth are probably assholes, at least there's more good people like yourself than the asshole's, so thats something.

    P.S. Through the cunt down a real big set of stair's, job done.

  • I'm sorry~~~ I was watching your kitty cat in the background~~~LOL!

  • They call me karma for a reason...

  • Get a better quality microphone and cam...

  • huh. Yeah, I likely would have just called him a 'dick'. or 'dickhead' It says it all for me.

    - roc

  • He'll get his one of these days, might take a while but when it does you can smile from ear to ear. I love those moments.

  • So, he was an asshole? I kept watching, hoping you would tell us WHAT this guy did that made you so upset.

  • aaaasssshole.

  • CHRISTIANS ARE TOTAL ASSHOLES!

  • @TheTruthisBackNow stop generalizing okay!!! I'm not so please stop 

  • 0:10 - 0:18 did you sh*t urself ?

  • This vid is EPIC because the average person knows exactly what ur talkin about LMAO

  • You crack me up!

  • wow

  • Slow the fuck down son! hahahahahaha

  • Every time I run into someone like you described, I always wonder what kind of horrible things happened to that person to make them so out of control--you know nobody can stand to be around them. if someone needs to treat people like that, that's some kind of awful needy. (or it could be the dreaded buttwarts making ppl like that cranky. cheerful ppl never have those.) Sux to be them, everyone always runs screaming away from them LoL

  • He probably has a massive truck to compensate for his small dick...

  • You really ought to confront this guy, face to face. The type of man you are describing sounds like one that isn't going to back down, and if he's THAT BAD the only sensible thing to do would be do something about it. Not physical, but if your going to take his stuff might as well say something to him.

  • Mike... you might wanna get my shotgun for this

  • Sounds like my co-worker! Assssssssssshole! Fucking prick.

    whew, that felt good to say. :)

  • Who, what, when, or where??? Who was he, what did he do, when did he do it and where? You covered none of those things except when..."today" (the 10th of June). I have NO idea what you're talking about.

  • amen

  • Hello from Colorado. God Bless you.

  • Want me to beat him up? Or beat him down?

  • lol kitty seems annoyed or confused that your bed is made and stomps off in a huff.

    The very first thing I think of when I meet an Asshole is that they're horribly insecure. I've actually taken the time to get to know Assholes and learn what makes them tick. Most are working hard at making people around them feel like insignificant losers so they can reign as King of the Shitheap. If you respond with reason, they'll shout you down just to keep the illusion of their superiority up.

  • funny and interesting for about 30 seconds but I got bored as there is no real reason for this video, however I hear you have partner status? fair enough man!

  • Wow. You're passive-aggressive. LOL I'm still laughing at the explosive diarrhea at boot camp. :)

  • <3 WE MISS YOU!! ((((HUGS))) <3

  • Hey man, assholes are the shit (no pun intended) don't degrade them by comparing them to these cunts, er em dicks, I mean uh...irritating stupid people.

  • delt with assholes as a chef i'm as passive aggresive as you.. it only ends in 1st degree burns on private parts but that soup was stirred to perfection, DON'T F**K with the people who have access to your food.

  • I've been on vacation for a month... one day back at work and I've already dealt with an angry, disgruntled, hateful bitch... I'm choosing to let it go.

  • What an ass. He should be glad to work with the captain fury super chicken! El Pollo Diablo.

  • HI THANK YOU FOR MAKING AND POSTING THIS VIDEO I HAVE SOME VIDEOS I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE TO WATCH AND COMMENT ON

  • I'm starting a new job tomorrow. I wonder if I will despise anybody.

  • Hey everyone its captain fury, where is the fucking intro? *fart*

  • Tan-ness AND cleanliness? That's a tough combo to beat.

  • I've met plenty of those types of assholes in my day. It's almost fun when you start asking them why they are such an ass. If you barrage them with questions as to why they are acting like a 2-year old throwing a tantrum, they often get so flustered that they can't speak or they just continue on their tangent. If that doesn't work...a nice healthy, "Go fuck your mom in the ass so I don't have to" usually works.

  • @TangoDownProduction

    Oh yeah , and saying shit like that to people who are already pissed off is really going to help the situation , huh ?

  • @DanameaTheBattleLock I never said it was designed to "help" the situation. Those particular types of people are going to be pricks no matter what you say to them. Usually just breaking it off back in their ass forces them to take their shit out on someone else who won't stand up to them. Or if it's in a work-place environment, simply smile...go to HR and tell them you want to file a violence in the workplace complaint. Or, you can just be a puss and let people walk all over you. :-)

  • congratulations, you just described about a half of the people i went to school with, if you weren't as good as them, they'd shit all over you, i don't use the word arsehole, douche-nozzle or the infamous C-word does it for me, but yeah, i hate people like that, they are cunt wafts of the highest echelon.

  • Some people just cant help being assholes. Jerks.

  • It can only get better grasshopper.. lol

  • CERCL!

  • Lol - I know what you mean when you say this person is the ultimate definition of negativity.

  • I met one of "those guys" and we were in the 8th fucking grade. I guess he's starting out early. I even said to him,"Someday someone somewhere is going to beat the crap out of you, and I am going to hear it from where ever I am you're going to scream so loud."

  • my name's not Christian, but if it was....i would be offended.

  • wow this was entertaining

  • Say it one more time.

  • i love the use of asshole

  • Wanted to say too love the videos, keep it up fury.

    And don't let him bother yah. What's the worst he can do?

  • Glad I've never had to work for said people.

  • You want to call me names?! Surprise you're fired! You'll never work as an esthetician in this town again my friend!

  • Man! I hope he papercuts his thumb, underneath the nail!

  • @mdebass Wait, maybe he already did...

  • Im going to the love the army aren't I?

  • a good reminder of why I don't want to work for anyone other than me!

  • dude i made the absolute best cheeseburger today

  • Dildo's!

  • An anecdote, even a fictitious one simply inspired by your epically bad encounter, would have been far more entertaining. But this is more like those facebook status updates where some spineless little girl rants on and on about "Some People" without ever saying how it's relevant. Those people are so passive aggressive, but then again, that's what you said this video is. By the way, if your boss is gonna see this, I've seen people get fired for less, maybe not rightfully so, but still.

  • I ate a cinnamon doughnut.

  • I totally understand what you mean, although, my trouble doesnt really come from customers, it comes from a co worker. Its all good, because I learned how to take control of the situation around him to where he cant start shit with me, and my manager knows not to let us work for more than an hour with each other, otherwise, he might end up in the oven. lol jk jk. good video.

  • Honestly, based on the title, I thought you were going to tell a story of how you got into a fight with an over-zealous Christian, or (Enter Religion name here). It was surpirisng you said 2/3 of the title once. xD And 1/3 of the title....... Many, many, maaaaaany more times.

    Trololoolololol. <3

  • You owe like 30 bucks to the "Swear Jar"

    but i wont tell if you dont :D

  • Wow after that kind of a day, I am here to offer you a HUG! Hope you never see the Ahole again! xoxox

  • btw, i look forward to your rant videos, though they don't come as often as we'd all like! :(

  • yeeeeeeah you worked with an asshole ;)

  • All douches have their day eventually.I've worked with and for to many of the same type they don't last long though their heads are to far up their asses to see they are fucking up.

  • I have run across a few miserable people like that and had to work with one or two...

    I'm hoping for your sake that you don't have to deal with him again.

  • Hey I work with a bunch of those people "assholes" that is.

  • @captainfury2007

    LOL YOU KNOW UR CAT IS BEHIND YOU LOL

  • Good to hear from you, I always look forwards to what you post as it's always good.

    I have always been curious what you do because I swear I watched that one video and you are in a suit and tie, but you don't come off as a suit and tie kind of guy.

    Anyway best of luck, hope everything works out for you and such. Please keep on updating, even if it's just once a week and you are shooting shit. I could easily watch you watching paint dry and find it entertaining. Please?

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