If The Elder Scrolls Guards Were In Halo

[StrengthUnknown]

Halo+Elder Scrolls+Super Mario Galaxy.

WHAT

[KlayTube1]

i was expecting an arrow in the knee joke :(

[MadGameBoy]

ok im just going to put something here, and it probrobly wont matter in the future because the ad will be gone later, but the nissan inovation challeng ad is pissing me off -_-

[Trio445]

what the song that plays during the video?

[KatNoble2]

That red elite was the Dragon

guard: DRAGON!!!!!! KILL THE DRAGON!!!

[LesterDragon]

0:43

[ddafresh19]

No Lollygaggin'

[ChapterGames78]

Noble 6 kills someone, "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

[SomeDude1403]

you forgot the daggerfell guards: "STOP...STOP...STOP...STOP...S­TOP...STOP...STOP...STOP... *starts glitching and spazzing out*"

[LilThrillaGorilla]

1:30, don't think and drive

[511CamJam]

I like it when the oblivion guard always appears out of nowhere, it is so funny!

[black24mamba777]

dont you think we were tired of the "FINISH HIM" annotation now ur addind the "EAT THIS" annotation

[VideogameMaster389]

REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!!! 

[dmanstheone]

no lollygaggin...

[HaloReachSkillz]

I used to be a Spartan like you - but then I took a needle to the face

[MrGutty117]

You forgot

"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE RIGHTEOUS!"

[MooneySuzuki3654]

I like the Super Mario Galaxy music. Nice touch.

[Gferd176]

I was hoping one of the guards was gonna say "I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee."

[EliXD787]

2:07 XD

[RECON2461]

@EliXD787 hahah all random

[sengokusamurai1]

OMFG LMAO XDDD epic

[Lolllolololmaster]

No lollygagging.

[YeahMate42]

Oblivion guards are way better then the ones in Skyrim.

[valorthefox]

remenber the emperor!

[jorjacboy]

goddamn THE MUSIC,CANT DISLIKE!

[Zlot117]

There is evil afoot. Yea hes fucking weird guys

[Sniprchick]

Is that Mario Galaxy music I hear?

[V4rietyG4ming]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT "NO LOLIGAGIN"

[thesimmist]

is it just me or are all the oblivion guards CQCs and all the Skyrim guards EODs?

also, WTF is UP with the SUPER MARIO GALAXY MUSIC FOR TALOS' SAKE?!?!?!

[JackRussel1337]

HA HA this is great and tru curse if da gurds from Elder scrolls where in halo they whould be all like "Halt Halt Halt" "Stop you violated the laww" and "you have commited crime against Halo" Every time someone kill someone!!!!111

[iamTehBagels]

i love the guy just floating sideways on the ghost just like, "Haters goin hate"

[Shenty117]

1000 bounty added to the Reach.

[pbzwriter]

the last clip was roflmaoing to me

[Wagnersuperior]

his bounty is OVER 9000!!!!

[HungarianNationalist]

REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!

[A2000MIXMASTER]

No loitering, and no loligaging!!! lol

[PopcornRopertino]

Where is the arrow in the knee joke?

[vinnycent56]

this should say "If Bungie employees were in Halo Reach"

[Arkhamhero21]

HAHA!!

[masterbuilderk]

Remember the Emperor!!

[SuperSoakerSniper]

Super mari galaxy music?

[roflsniper1]

standing on top of slow moving ghost, "No lollygagging" i fucking lost it couldn't even watch rest of video.

[XxJumpinNinjaxX]

no lollygaggin... on a ghost lol

[Steinke2142]

No lollygaggin...

[bobby666x]

ah fuck didnt read the top comments. Now an Oblivion guard is currently on his way to my door... I'd rather die than go to prison.

[bobby666x]

"You should have paid the fine!"

[Trio445]

whats the song played in the video?

[icedragon685]

1:31 rofl!

[The5ilentType]

Where's the arrow in the knee joke?

[McXombiGuts]

Always remember the emperor.

[SirRoswellington]

No Loitering

[m0v1e2s]

Lololol

[OreallyR17]

I need a universal device that changes any voice of authority to Elder Scroll Guards

[OreallyR17]

*Surfing a Ghost* No lolligaggin.

[Juicetinfeb]

"...WITH HIS VOICE!"

"DUDE, GET OFF OF ME!"

[connr3456]

have to do it because no body has. he would of picked up the cone but then he took and arrow to the knee.

now to wait for the hate comments :L

[TheMat0004]

and no arrow to the knee joke, nicely done.

[gamez12100]

i thought for sure they would have a arrow to the knee somewere, pwew... thank god

[NINJA5589]

Lol

[Paxton171]

Yeah, he fucking weird guys.

[MoronicIrony]

Oh my Gawd!!!

[NobleRookieSix]

Its videos like this that make me play Halo Reach and Skyrim even more.

[jntcoolman1]

oh FUCK!!!!

[TomVasak]

2:04 no loitering

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

[pyr0maniac100]

Super mario galaxy soundtrack xD

[Calix324]

probably should of paid the fine.

[pyr0maniac100]

Omfg love it!

[SpyroxCynder]

lol, I'm imagining if you could pickpocket people in Halo. Pure chaos.

[BabyVegeta9000]

No lollygaggin'.

[Subtitles00]

They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

[Xdeser1]

YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!!!!!!!!!

[dracolich221]

400,000 bounty added to Halo:Reach

[S4NCT1FY]

@dracolich221 Awesome. Just. Awesome.

[PwNaGeWaFfle54]

@dracolich221 More like...

400,000 bounty added to the Reach...

[Lolllolololmaster]

@PwNaGeWaFfle54 That IS what he said.

[1Kelvar]

should have paid the fine!!!!!!!

[ArtMusicLaughter]

That's not what they say

[MrBlueRockstar]

how do you put ur gun down

[zalom1modur]

@MrBlueRockstar this is from oblivion and skyrim

[LoZandCoDfan]

So, here I am in a computer lab, searching videos. I eventually stumble upon this one. Two minutes in and people are starting to wonder if I'm having a seizure because I'm trying to hold in my laughing. = ]

[JM1980s]

Halo Reach needs the elder scrolls guards, so there will be no loitering (camping).

[LastPlaceWinner]

Skyrim teaches children an important lesson: If you have money, There is no law.

[ManTheFort]

I wish people were like this in rumble pit. *GASP* I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!

[thewholefinshow]

U SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!

[ReaperKillerZ]

REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!!!!

[TheBosstrain]

Dude, you forgot the best one: HALT! HALT! halthalthalthalthalthalthaltha­lt!!!!

[michaelthespartan]

I get a little anxiety everytime i hear Stop right there, criminal scum!

[orcacam07]

"We were just wondering why you were standing there..."

"There's evil afoot, and I have little time for chatter.

"Yeah he's fuckin' weird guys!"

[Bobbyboy532]

I' glad my local police aren't like that... >:O

[Bobbyboy532]

It wouldve been funny if the guards slaughtered the citizens who ignore them. :D

[blackheart096]

I used to take arrows to the knee, then I stepped on a landmine...

[kravencho890]

no arrows in the knee eh? i find this a joyful moment

[FrEaKoZOid16739]

The music in this video sounds like some generic prideful victory road music before you enter the pokemon league.

[kravencho890]

@FrEaKoZOid16739 *gasp UR FREAKZOID. IVE SEEN ALL UR VIDEOS UR SO BEAST!!!!

[MyMrWalkthroughs]

there's a trader in Skyrim who says he took an arrow in the....rump which is better than the knee

[TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

All these arrow to the knee jokes almost make me wish for a nuclear winter.

[killerslayer543]

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes, then this adventurer with this wolfish grin and fur growing out of his ears took my sweetroll when my cousin was out fighting dragons :/

[leon3624]

STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

[shadowspike99]

The sign at 2:06 should have said No lollygagin'.

[Sirceaser999]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes then *Head assplodes from cast fireball.*

[Hyper131]

/yawn, boring. both are my favorite games but this was weak.

[cyanman123]

Gusty garden music :)

[tetrashiek]

is that zelda music? O.o



[UthertheNIGHTbringer]

Ahh.... I remember good ole "YOU SHOULD HAVE PAYED THE FINE *arrow to the face*

[Bitdsa]

I know right i used to play halo reach, lol you thought i was doing the joke?, well i was but then i took an arrow to the knee lol and im 19 but then i took an arrow to the knee

[mrwoweu]

he took an arrow to the knee xd

[ogorhan]

You should have paid the fine..... Classic

[Bladez4Hire]

Let me guess, Someone stole your sweetroll hmm?

[0riginalxx0utlaw]

"what is it now! someone stole your sweet roll?"

thats a good one =)

[muldmike]

skyrim would NEVER be a part of halo. its way too good and halos too shit

[MaGiiksBeast]

@muldmike Halo is one of the best games around how about you shutup and go play cod

[muldmike]

@MaGiiksBeast while cod is better than halo, its like comparing shit to shit. one might be nicer than the other or smell slightly less terrible but its still shit. FPS games have lost there way. most modern games have. studios like bethesda are keeping real gaming alive.

[JustAddWat3r]

no loligaggin



[cafaling]

I used to do arrow to the knee comments but, you know what? fuck that! stop doing something to your knee quotes, they're stupid!

[Zachc108]

@cafaling lemme guess... someone stole your sweet-roll....

[LilNicky45100]

It's a dlc map

[CommandantNOVA]

what map is 1:12

[OldReaver]

@CommandantNOVA Breakneck, A annerversy map

[JazzcoreBNP]

OH FUUUUU-!

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

I GOT MY EYE ON YOU.

[smasher1357]

REMEMBER THE EMPEROR LOL

[LordvadeROTMG]

I used to play halo, until I took a plasma grenade to the knee.

[SergeantCheezeburger]

@LordvadeROTMG did you play black ops til you took a tomahawk to the knee?

[CaptainOomp]

Yet none of then had taken a plasma pustol to the nee

[MrAlProc]

REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!

[TheUFear]

@MrAlProc when do they say that ?

[MrAlProc]

@TheUFear at the very end

[havoc123100ray]

YOU SHOULD'VE PAID THE FINE!

[Sac077]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!! That line gets me every time

[Romanator42]

Mario galaxy theme.... haven't heard that in years

[Arkhamhero21]

1:47 - 2:00 are the best three

[TheUberFanboy]

press 2 over and over :)

[SharpieTheSuper]

those guards are hardcore man, i cleared a shipyard of people for a side quest and later on came back swimming underwater ( im an argonian) and a guard jumped and talked underwater saying "you have commited crime against skyrim and her people!" i was like "wtf o.O"

[Silver7761]

Mabye i'm the dragonborn.. but i just don't know it yet.. *Boom*

[Jonborg123]

Ha ha ya

[plasticwinter]

@AbadonXXX

[Rycalla15]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

[TheMackyG]

They should have had an arrow to the knee joke. The most famous guard line of all

[AdamShifnal]

@TheMackyG No...its the most over used line by little kids.

[DARKFAIL999]

@AdamShifnal what did he say?

[dallas1831]

@AdamShifnal didnt even have to look at what he said to know he made a arrow to the knee "phrase".

[SharpieTheSuper]

@TheMackyG in the knee, not to the knee

[MultiOrri]

@TheMackyG NOOOOOOOOOOOO it STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! and its not over used.

[elitegenoside]

Where is the "nows the part where you fall down and bleed to death!" part :(

[AbadonXXX]

XD that guard that is always pursuing is the best guard ever

[nico4dead3]

the sad thing about this is i remember all these lines fro the games

[battleaxes98]

"No Lollygaggin'..." *Watches guard on top of ghost* XD

[34Abeezy]

Stop! You violated the law!

What?!

Then pay with your blood!

[34Abeezy]

And they say Ulfric Stormcloak MURDERED THE HIGH KING... WITH HIS VOICE...

DUDE! Get off of me!

[34Abeezy]

GOT TO THINK... MAYBE I AM THE DRAGONBORN... And just don't know it...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!

[shippo55555511]

Yea he's fucking weird guys

[Thunderscreamer]

No sweetroll?

[XxKungFuZombiexX]

Badass guard at 01:59

[foxjono96]

Best video ever!

[TheGP3s]

"The hell you tALKin about?!"

[flang]

music shouldnt be louder than the voice

[gamer2467]

lol whats with the super mario galaxy music in the background

[pro595]

Hahaha

[TenchuAnubis]

Lmfao@"Should of paid the fine!" "Somebody do something!!!!"

[redninja302]

Huh people still watch halo videos? Thats crazy!

[MEGADOKURO]

good work1

[hadoude3]

ROFL hahahaha

[BrentMakesYouLol]

Now, I wake up to this video everyday just to get happy

[Jacobhalohat]

What??!!??!!

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!!!

[Se7entail]

This was hilarious. really, well done.

[MadSteveo957]

Got to think.. maybe im the dragon born *suicide*

[CoolGamerPro]

Hey these Fucking wierd guys.....HOLY SHIT!!!!

-i have my eyes in you @_@

[CoolGamerPro]

this arnold voice...why?

[commoe]

... These voice actors are fantastic.

[deepthought23]

Hehe made me laugh ;) Loved the "No lollylaggin' " part.. N1

[ROKMONSTER714]

Why is super Mario Galaxy music playing?