Cassetteboy vs The Bloody Apprentice

[CounterVoid]

Sadly enough, a true story:

I laughed so hard while watching this that I threw up. xD

[CCDProductions1]

This is a youtube poop. You stupid normies!

[neverguessuk]

Still the best video in the history of YouTube.

[MrGwhiz3]

I love it

[molieman]

alan .... piss off!!!!! had me on the floor

[TheFireboy699]

"my cock and bollocks stretch from tower bridge to westminster"

[lgee191]

Y U NO MAKE MORE VIDS!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 

[JackStepek123]

'Sir Allan I will put my hand up your arse' I love this video! :L

[JoshDaZoid]

do you wana kissy kissy my mouth

[dancecaptain2804]

LOL thumbs up if your watching this in 2012 and lyfao

[TheIimatii]

lol

[LOLitsZakable]

1:43 jizz face.

[gta4digger]

"jumping up and down in my sparkilng knickers"

jesus, imagine if he actually saw this vid XD

[athull08]

@gta4digger He has, and he loved it!

[gta4digger]

@athull08 :D

[TheLegocreator01]

wow



[TheUnknownELF]

bloody bloody bloody bloody-SHUT UP!!!!

[iJenBubz]

LOOOOOOOOOL!

[alirig]

thumbs up if your still laughing in 2012

[2601andrew]

@alirig No, I'm still laughing in 10,000 B.C., watching this on my iStone.

[thetank971]

2:42 hahahahahahah

[XxtotalpwnagexX]

is your dick a handful. LOL!

[matthaversonisback]

i eat in a lot of Italian restaurants

[TheJmanCommunity]

press 9 would u like to kiss me?

[TheJmanCommunity]

SCOTTISH BABY CLOTHES! xD

[Drewthema480]

This is pure genius.

[channel6543]

bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bleedin bloody bloody bloody bloody

[dbyo88]

OMG 1:50 was lolathon!

[itzZJoelxx]

my cock and bollacs strech from tower bridge to west minster llolllololol

[YamatoXion]

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[Flotcher1992]

tell us about pants man 3:20

[roryt8]

Sugarmans face at 1:42 xDDDDD

[xIJamieeXO]

Do you think that appeals to a woman?

I don't give a shit.

[laurawattam]

You're all bloody shambles and you haven't got a bloody clue, not a bloody clue! XD

[rivanskylark]

1:43 he stares into your soul..

[MegaWonga]

Some parts of this just reminds me of embarrassing bodies

[ClaudioSanchezCC]

Thumbs up if your cock can stretch from tower bridge right up to westminster

[1984mrbell]

You tell me, do you wanna kissy kissy my mouth, yes or no.

[JoyGarratt]

i am dying

[charliechocolate31]

These days Sir Alan's worth more than £8 (clap clap) Shut it!:)

[MrBigmouth27]

i'm writing this with one hand ... :O

[hyperoon]

I'm suffering from lol-hrea

[brunostolosa]

"it don't mean jack shit to be honest!"

"You haven't got a BLOODY clue!"

I'm looking forward to next season!

[brunostolosa]

I've seen this 10+ times and i laughed every single time!

The bloody bit is GENIOUS!

[TheoSaTxClan]

309 people were dissapointed with the size of alan sugars cock ;)

[squills123]

Hahaha at the women on the right at 3:04

[bloodyscenekids]

My friend had to pause this twice while I was watching as I could not breath and my face was covered in tears. Hilarious!

[bingo7612]

2:46 is where it makes me laugh my effing ARSE off it is really funny XD

[Neoanderton]

"bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bleeding, bloody, bloody apprentice !"

[ILiveForScience]

Shitting frying pans! Oh I laughed at that one.

[danielmilwee]

STOOOGE! THIS IS NOT REAL

[Joe898100]

It's my birthday today Sir Allen *grins* :D

[Mr1995sam]

Absolutely effing brilliant!

[MegaBunky]

"i wont put my hand up your arse"

"ooooOOOOOOOOOOO"

"your fired"

[sophiejaynepegg]

this proper makes me laugh. never fails :L

[connorrbenson]

'It's my birthday today Sir Alan I'm 36 today' 'Are you 'aving a laugh or what? LOLOLOL

[crystalwillow]

my cock and bollocks stretch from tower bridge right up to westminster" *curly haired woman is far too excatic*

[CheckerdSailor]

1:40"Sir Allen Sugar will see you now."

awkward staree..

[DayumBass]

3:06 woman's face is hilarious

[MuseFan777]

how could anyone dislike this?! this is so funny!!!

[Lewsh100]

Omg I'm in tears! This is so bloody funny!!!!!!!!!

[miniHogan]

lmfao!!!!!!!

[beyblader10171]

2:30 -

Sir Alan - ' get a job in mcdonalds' ??

Candidate - 'yepp'

ahahahhahaha

[YungPrince97]

FUNNY

[Whiteylad1981]

"I'm shitting frying pan and cocktail sticks" ha'ha fuckin brilliant.

[SakuChanofthesand]

'Let me put it this way. My cock and bollocks stretch from tower bridge, right up to Westminster'

[MatthewNJDavis]

4:00-4:04

[123Snowy456]

0:45 to 0:47 ahaha sooo good all of it

[MrGwhiz3]

Great! Loved it when sir Alan said I have a jynormous cock.

[androwbmx]

alan sugar tits teh most borin person in dah business lul

[XRayPigeon]

I LOVE THE LIPS!

[ethzero77]

"Tell us about Pants-Man", he asks... 3:13

[feelingthesubstance]

"The bottom line is, as a business man, i've got a problem. I've got a problem with the hole in my bloody arse! There's been alot of interesting stuff come out, and some of it, has surprised me.

The full gourmet dinner, scottish baby clothes, this green stuff... 600 pounds of a fish, some electronic item, 4 lollipops, the uni-cycle, one of my video machines. i'm shitting frying pans! cocktail sticks! and things like that."

hahahahahahaha. this is fucking hilarious.

[DRD930717]

This never gets old

[shade5062]

The bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody apprentice

[JaKaTaK14]

3:08 - 3:14 ;D

[zxcvbnm974]

1:40 sir Alan looks into your soul

[Dinermite1]

this is a great challenge when merry; watch this and don't even smile.

[xPinkFlamingox]

I love the lips!

[Toddscast]

maaaan I did enjoy the Fireworks! Felt right in your face when it splashed colours right infront of my eyes

[PLOxChannel]

Ya do the hokey cokey and ya turn around, 2:06

[captiancooshen41]

"its my birthday today sir allen im 36 today" " are you havin a laugh or what!"

[athull08]

@captiancooshen41 *Alan

[captiancooshen41]

" i got a b in gcse french"

" i know all the words to candle in the wind"

" i won an egg and spoon race once!"

" i drink 1 thousend cups of coffee a day"

" my car can go hundred miles an hour"

"(smiles)......nice!"

[systemofapown]

@captiancooshen41 oh is that what happened?! I had no idea.

[Kibblinator]

"Tells us about pants man!" :D

[sheppied1604]

This had me crying with laughter.

[HIMITSUGUITAR]

etc

[HIMITSUGUITAR]

wtf

[HIMITSUGUITAR]

wat

[dannymaccyable]

I hit a gold mine with this video!

[TheRussianPigeon]

Huppy

[PLOxChannel]

Pause at 1:42. Those eyes have too much wisdom. :P

[TomasMales]

This is absolutely brilliant! Funniest thing I have seen all year!

[Viyolent]

Haha lol 3:05 She's a bit excited!!! :D

[danniedundas]

epic face at 3:05

[nuggetsandclide]

I like men.

[MrAngryapplepie]

I'm watching this in TIGHT PANTY GIRDLES and I don't give a shit.

[xZosu]

What a load of unfunny crap

[Harryissocool0779791]

Press 7 5 times!!! :D

[BoroGirlX1]

Every time I watch this I still laugh ... it's hilarious!!!

[BangherFM124]

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[Clarey428]

my cock and bollocks stretched form tower bridge right up to westminster !!

[ElMattador]

nice...



[MChandler815]

2:40 that guy looks like tomska...

[Sanjdabest]

I love the lips!

[mrmcrgriffin]

"I won an egg and spoon race once." Lmao

[stannerssss]

I've got a B in GCSE French.

[spider909999]

i drink a thousand cups of coffee a day!

[NishaPiparia]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :D

[TheInlineGamerz]

Shiting cocktail sticks frying bans and things like that! *=/*

[ZinqqGaming]

nearly shat my pants!!

[NoahMakower]

I could watch this all day!

[TGSxProductions]

I know the words to candle in the wind

[EmberLarson]

i swear about a thousand of those views are from me :)

[Eartax18]

5:28-5:33 LOOOOL.

[fgdfhtrhg]

Absolutely brilliant ! couldn't stop laughing

[MrLTproductions]

Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bleeding LOL

[squishy3000]

Nice. 

[eclectica1]

Hahaha...this is bloody brilliant :-)

[Kisschan98]

this never gets old.xDD

[Amarox3000]

AHAHAH The expression on his assisstants faces just MAKES this. A pure work of youtube art.

[GeekKnightUK]

"These days Sir Alan is worth £8."

"8 Pounds?!"

"*stand up and clap*"

"Shut it!"

[danielmilwee]

@GeekKnightUK CLEARLY YOU HAVN'T BEEN TO VENEZWALA

[MrAndyJ19]

Lists things coming out of his ass '..and some green stuff' LMFAO!

[73129Dude]

some Cuban jail somewhere...

In Cuba I expect, if it was anywhere else it wouldnt be a Cuban jail! Doh!

[derrklavier]

tight pantie girdles xD

[rikeebaz22]

When he is listing things that comes out his anus I laughed for hours.

[KENDOPOCALYPSE]

"Sir Alan, I don't think I should be fired because I won't put my hand up your arse." "Ooh, Ooh. You're fired, goodbye." FUNNIEST THING EVER 5:05 - 5:25

[MChandler815]

from 1:20 can i request lyrics?

[911chinkie]

OMG hahaha couldnt stop laughing at the womans face on the bottom right hand corner at @3:04 :D

[sacredcamelot3]

"Quite frankly I'm shitting frying pans."

How did I get here?

[Kooseandco1]

cassetteboy's hairy bikers was on rudetube

[The1ThatsAlwaysRight]

Just wondering, whatn is this type of video called? Thanks:)

[animeducky9]

Wish the hole in my arse did that

[killianb9]

whats the opening music ?

[delgirl0101]

I've got my aye on some Scottish Baby Clothes.

[letsplay0free]

FUS RO DAH

[grantbrendan95]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

[mattrabeauthehero]

i eat in alot of italian restraunts

[sam1698]

Genius

[xbox3601111]

8 pounds LOL

[Sn00pyGRL]

LOL

Looks like there are a few outtakes in there... Wondering how you got your hands on those.. ;-)

[truelad96]

don't ever ever under estimate me... i've got a B in gcse french XD

[TheLiamCanning]

you win the internet

[TheHazbo123]

niccccce

[poodem1]

so goooood ahhahahahah

[berealandstaytrue]

cassetteboy ur the fucking man

[connorTHEdragon]

crazy woman at 3:05



[ModestNinja666]

I love sir allens magical changing tie.....

[Inyourfacebro]

He reminds me of my business teacher :L

[Inyourfacebro]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[M0DzZCr3aT0R]

2:45 hahahahah

[TheBlacknWhiteVids]

@ScaryCornflake go get a fuckong life u fucking inbred cunt no likes ypu so you hide behind a computer screen thinking your big fat bastard

[TheBlacknWhiteVids]

This is my Dad's M8 that does this hahaha still he amazes me ! Lol ( ---his name ) u funny guy

[ScaryCornflakes]

@TheBlacknWhiteVids do you want a medal?

[fp9876]

absolutely brilliant

[BluepieRedpie]

LMAO! x'D



[1italianboy]

Brilliant video mix. I love the show but I also like taking the p**s out of it.

[ellamae2009]

2.38 sooooo funny omg

[lemur12341]

to be honest, i'm shitting frying pans, cocktail sticks, stuff like that

[harryb12993]

@lemur12341 and im really annoyed because | its all gone down the drain | its lost me money!

[apertPS3]

i used to have a ginormous cock... but then i took an arrow to the knee

[SoundDoctor1]

This just made my day :D

[TheWorldStrider]

I find it amusing that the apprentices from the young apprentice do better than the adults. Signs that roles in the world should be reversed?

[Zakith21]

@TheWorldStrider bloody hell know; the young apprentices are just as bad. personally i like those who are interesting and different, not arrogant pseudo businessmen!. the only really good person on any apprentice is helen from season 7 <3

[99YOURFACE]

'Do you think this appeals to a woman?'

'I dont give a shit!' LOL

[livy14100]

This is probably one of the funniest videos on YouTube. I had to pause it at one point because I couldnt stop laughing :)

[thelexus]

@livy14100

I second that, I nearly fell off my chair

[Lucy7014]

hahahahahaaa