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  • Um I agree with some of the shit that was said about #1 but judging from what was said about it you didn't watch the movies or else you would have gotten it right i.e. edward was the one bugging her about getting married (for 2 books) not bella

  • im not praying for anyone, i hope they all die

  • See that's why I never watched Twilight. Bella is a slut. And the bitch who wrote it should give all the money she made off of that crap back and kill herself. Fuck her,

  • i hate Bella. I suddenly don't hate Twilight...i actually feel SORRY for Edward and Jacob. -_-"

    what's even worse, is that the fact that girls all over think that these actions are normal, let alone MORAL, and the fact that this set female rights back several years, that makes twilight the dumbest movie thus far. scratch that, the whole fucking franchise. >.>

  • jar jar is not stupid he planed it all from the beginning do not believe me watch robot chicken star wars 3.

  • I think that Doug lets his feelings for certain characters and actors get in the way of his review. For instance, April o'Neal. He always talks about her in such a positive light. Why? I still thought she was an irritating character. Or how about Jack Black in Neverending Story? He was over the top and silly and just a bad performance. I love ya NC but sometimes it's hard to agree with you.

  • I DISSAGREE, MR. I'M SO AWESOME AND EVERYONE LISTENS TO WHAT I SAY!!! PEACH SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS LIST, AMY ROSE SHOULD! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT WANT TO BE OBSESSED WIH SONIC!!!

  • @SomariGuy2000 This maybe me going off on a limb, but I don't think Amy could be on the list since Sonic runs away from her, and she chased him with her mallet. Plus in some games, you play as her and fight to save the world, where Peach became the hero once that is not a dream. I'm not saying it to be mean since I like Ms. Rose too, just wanna say what I think about your reason that Amy's not in the list.

  • Whats the piano piece playing over the Bella rant?

  • @WelcomeGhostsIV River Flows in You by Yiruma

  • The smile on my face when #1 ---> 8)

    The smile on my face after my gf seeth #1 ---> >8D

  • bella is such a whore!

  • Jesus, maybe we've been looking at Twilight all wrong these last few years. Maybe it IS a complex saga of how a twisted, emotionless, evil human put heart, soul and body into bringing war to a mythical world. Maybe, just maybe, there's more to it...wait, what am I saying? It's Twilight for god's sake. A log cabin acts less wooden.

  • i so agree on jar jar & bella!

  • #1= AWWWWWW YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Take that you idiots!

  • @Speedyman153 Then its a good thing i havent seen the movies then

  • yes to number one. FUCK TWILIGHT. All these teenage girls look to Bella as a rolemodel and thus believe thats its ok to be self-indulgent needed female stereotypes and thus the entire franchise is literally sending women back dozens of years. "what do we do if our boyfriends leave us in highschool??? Ooooohh this is the end of all things!" they reflect on twilight. after a second of pondering "I know! ill commit suicide so he will understand the error of his ways!" -_-" idw2 live on this planet

  • I want Twilight to die...Bella is a horrible rolemodel to young girls and the message I got from it is there is nothing more important than haviing a boyfriend and if you love someone it doesn't matter how horribly he treats you get him to marry you.

  • @Arella17 Don't worry its gonna be over soon, Part 2 of breaking dawn is underway but after that its gonna be nothing more than a bad hangover.

  • Pray for these boys, people. Pray for them.

    Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! No.

  • Holy fuck! They really nailed #1!

  • fuck twilight

  • Lulz, Fuck Twilight (The Movie not the Pony).

  • @Sexualwendigo that reminds me ever notice how the pony's name is Twilight Sparkle. Its like she predicted this crap was gonna happen.

  • @Shanethefilmmaker Indeed.

  • jar jar sucks!

  • I honestly would have put Jubilee bellow Willy and Shortround, and those two again above Robin.

  • also wasn`t scrappy the villian in the first live action movie. it was like an island and there was this stuff and he was a cannibal puppy or some BS. all in all scrappy is......crappy

  • No, we should not pray for Edward and Jacob because they are bad characters too (especially Edturd)

  • i liked that in one episode scrappy actually got flattened him self

  • I think Belle is a great character... as representing everything that could possibly be WRONG with teenage girls in the most extreme case and the bad decisions they can make and NOT as a relatable everyday teenage girl.

  • LOOOOL "I HATE YOU" 7:47

    

  • honestly, I thought #1 was going to be amy from sonic, but bella is alot better choice imo

  • @Mabiki13 wait Amy never had to be saved, she was just constanly chasing after sonic and she has a GIANT FUCKING HAMMER

  • "These are what women in the FORTIES use as weapons!" cracked me up. Welcome to Japan, critic - it's the forties in the future.

  • 0:24: Nice legs. :))

    

  • @qwuezalothus Its an animation. Sad fuck.

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  • Dude, you actually watched Twilight?

  • @rachenar he took one for the team

  • Peach cannot fight for herself, her voice is annoying as all fuck, she lacks a real personality (or interesting), and the only thing she really has going for her is her looks. She is pathetic ultra femenine, bland, un-interesting, and well, might I bring up again, she cannot fucking fight for herself!??

  • @baahhhFATALITY11 And this is why I like Daisy better

  • @lizachan99 I need to add, peach HAS helped out at times. BUT I still strongly dislike her for her personality (or lack of it) and how weak/pathetic she is. I happen to really like daisy so I agree with you there!

  • Peach is my favorite character in Smash because I'm good with her no other reason; she gives a reason to play the Mario games; I just fucking wish she'll b the jumpman for once.

    Scrappy :'( ruins like 5 scooby shows, I love scooby I have every movie. and most shows and let I will never watch some of them because I hate that little turd and I love dogs I babysit them for money. The dog has no redeming qualities but to be the butt of inside jokes in modern scooby

    As for Bella...he said it all

  • i want to include Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4 and Shaymin (land form) from Giratina and the Sky Warrior

  • @TheM1D93T Zelda actually fights and is really helpful in a lot of the games

  • THANK YOU NC. This is your best list ever!

  • I will pray...

    THAT THEY BURN IN HELL!

  • I thought princess Zelda would have been one of them. She gets turned to stone in almost every game

  • 1 best choice

  • They do need the pray, Critic.

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  • muscle boys! lol

  • You forgot about Penelope Pitstop.

  • Now I wanna hook up my NES and play some games.

  • Fuck twilight!

  • Say what you want about peach, but she was probably the best character in super mario rpg with her healing abilities, beating the final boss is impossible without her. I've never had a problem with peach, sure she gets kidnapped time after time, but that's the point of it.

  • i agree on #1!

  • I never had a problem with Jar Jar Binks in fact I like him, what is the big deal

  • @TheJJHardy

    some people may find his voice annoying or the fact he was created as a comic relief for the movie

    I personally didn't like the character but it didn't ruin the movie for me 

  • YOUR VOICE IS BUGGING ME GOO BYE

  • Peach was a pretty powerful character in Mario RPG.

  • @JamesIsStone jar jar binks in mass effect 3

  • Ha Ha... this guy actually watched Twilight.

  • @stronty Idk, sometimes to justify hating something, you sorta need to give it a shot. It makes your opinion worth listening to instead of just whining about what everyone else seems to think.

  • I agree with number 1.

  • If I would have gone through with the main idea I had when I was 17 (3 years ago lol), I would be pennyless in Russia I think...

  • Number one. Yes. Yes. A million times yes.

    I honestly, seriously can't understand this fanbase...

  • No Slippy the Toad from Starfox? : (

  • In Jar Jar's defense, I'll have to say that if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have badass clones, Darth Vader, and Jar Jar himself to make fun of.

    Sure we was retarded, but he was retarded in the name of comedy!

    (Being unfamiliar with Twilight for a reason, now i REALLY, REALLY, don't want to see it. o.O)

  • didn't see #1 coming, but now (can't believe im saying this but) i actually feel bad for both the twilight guys. AND I NEVER SAW THE MOVIES!!! all i heard was: they sucked

  • jar jar binks is an ambomination, SAY IT!!!!

  • I'm surprised Slippy the Toad didn't make it in this list.

  • After Princess Peach its obviously gonna be Zelda.

  • sparkly

  • @SonicFamilyGal What, "the scrappy" trope:\??? yeah i'm like obsessed w/ that website idk y it's so entertainingXD! Plus I'm a writer so it's really helpful.

  • Don't diss Jar-Jar! I like that screw-ball!

  • The second I saw that Bella was number one I was like oh my god YES!!!

  • "I'm the Nostalgia Critic and pray for these boys people *pulls up pictures of Edward and Jacob* pray for them" BEST ENDING EVER!!! Lol

  • @Blisterdude123 you got through that far?! respect for you! i made it through the first 4 pages and the last page of the first book. then i put it down and was just like, no. im not reading this anymore. and my friend made me watch the first film and it was honestly the worst £8 ive ever spent in my life!

  • Please watch this on the Nostalgia Critics website so that Channel Awesome actually earns money from the content they themselves produce!

  • I HAD to watch the Twililight movies after seeing this review. OH GOOD FUCKITY GOD, is he right! Like Robin, all you had to do was replace her dialogue with "I want to be a vampire. I want to be a vampire. I want to be a vampire. I want to be a vampire. I want to be a vampire. I want to be a vampire. God I can't act."

  • @3brerfox

    WHY? Why in hell would you torture yourself? I went to the first one with my, now ex, and a few friends and us us blokes were trying to commit suicide at the first 3 minutes.

  • @gm3dgames When something becomes popular, I always feel I owe it to myself to experience for myself and find out why it has such a broad appeal. With the Critic's rather dismal critique of Bella, I was curious if it was as bad as he made it out to be. I only saw New Moon and Eclipse, and suffice it to say, am I wrong in my earlier asessment? Though to be fair, most girls I talk to say they watch the movies for Jacob and Edward, and they don't like Bella.

  • @3brerfox

    No i agree, i felt the same way except i didn't see nostalgia critics video first. Personally I hate to death every single actor and character in that damned movie. I despise the plot, of which it lacks. I completely agree with what you are saying, and surely you must admit that it was a horrible experience?

  • @gm3dgames I never said it was a good movie. It was painful. Deplorable. Atrocious. Sickening.

  • Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lmao he hit it on the nail!!!!!! xD

  • Lawl he forgot to mention how the Scooby Doo movie even picked on Scrappy Doo and his annoyingnness.

  • @eartianwerewolf Wow, we must be really proud of the Nostalgia Critic for having some of the most popular opinions on the face of the planet! Speaking of which, I wonder if Scrappy has Asperger Syndrome like I do because I have to get constantly rescued like he does, regardless of how "brave" and "capable" I am.

  • I agree with certain things mentioned about bella but honestly it doesn't seem like he actually watched the movies before doing this

  • @mcharris84 He's seen all the Twilight movies. He's reviewed them all.

  • @mcharris84 He's seen them all (I don't think he's read the books though). He did a full review on Breaking Dawn Part 1 as himself and he absolutely hated it. He actually likes the other 3 in a "so bad they're good" sort of way.

  • Jarjar re minces me of goofy

  • you know, when you look at it (1) like that, for a second i almost feel tempted to consider the thought of maybe watching those movies

    it's gone now

  • I gotta be honest...the only reason i DIDNT see #1 coming is because i forget twilight exists until someone brings up "horrible plots"

  • Haha Bella ur #1 u got higher than peach & @ least peach is intentionally patheticXD. & yes jar jar binks is a dumbass but it actually entertains me more than annoys me although yeah it's tru he can get irritating

  • Every1 hates scrappy doo that's y they even hav a trope on him on tvtropes called 'the scrappy'... But hey dont dis the frying panDX

  • @Maikkacrackshiper13 Aha! I knew someone was going to point that out!

  • I would like to shout out for Earth, earth does nothing, earth has evil people on her, and SHE HAS TO BE SAVED ALL THE TIME! Seriously Earth fuck you and make me some god damn pie!

  • OMG I HATED SCRAPPY DOO! I HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM! SPLAT THIS AND SPLAT THAT! Y O Y DID THEY MAKE THAT DUMBASS PUPPY!?

  • lol she got a small reprieve in mario RPG..but was still kidnapped twice in that game

  • To make matters worse, they made Peach a really good character in Melee...

  • i didnt mind scrappy in the shows i watched thought he was a good change to the show

  • Hey hey! I'll have you know frying pans are very useful wepons! Ever seen tangeled? =3

  • @RukiMoogle Or Hungary from Hetalia

  • @RukiMoogle Dont forget left for dead 2!

  • Jar Jar Binks is gonna be annoying in 3D! tee hee!

  • Did anyone else see #1 coming? Cause I didn't!

  • @SpeedyCXLIX How DIDN'T you see that coming?!

  • @SpeedyCXLIX and yet, it makes perfect sense!

  • @SpeedyCXLIX me either! wow

  • @SpeedyCXLIX I did, she's the most unappealing bitchiest character I have ever heard of.

  • @SpeedyCXLIX The fact that so many teenage girls think that franchise is the best they've ever seen and that teen romance is like that makes me want to retch.

  • If bella resembles a normal teenage girl then I would nuke the hell out of america and move to Japan because I would not be able to take any of their annoying shit. I would rather see her get stabbed in the stomach multiple times, then stabbed in the eye until it becomes soup-like in consistency and then have everything above her bottom jaw slowly cut off and if anyone can think of anything more painful than all three of these combined than you should know I wish that would happen to her too.

  • @TokikoNyuu I heard that Stephenie Meyer based Bella on herself. Wow, that's just wrong.

  • @Cartoonguy133 Does that mean stephenie meyer is also a whiny emo bitch?

  • @TokikoNyuu I don't know. But, it does prove the theory that Bella is a self-insertion Mary Sue. What the hell do those guys see in her?

  • @Cartoonguy133 That...and the fact the entire series was based on a fucking DREAM!!!

  • Bella sounds like jacy from last picture show

  • I love jar jar binks, he's like one of the funniest character on star wars.

  • Jubilee was much more awesome in the comics than the animated show!

  • I forgot about bella. I thought he only did older things.

  • haha Bella reminds me of this girl I know...

  • Princess Peach also pulls Toad out her p***y

  • Well at least Peach is on this list. I HATE Peach.

  • Yeah! Bella as the 1st position!

    *smile*

  • there WAS that one game where Peach has to rescue Mario!

  • You know, I actually like Scrappy-Doo. But that's because I hate the traditional Scooby-Doo formula. he actually shook it up. As for Jubilee . . . she was better in the comics than in the cartoon, having actually rescued Wolverine there and getting points for being a clever little street urchin (or is it mall urchin in her case). The cartoon version, though. Hoo-boy. There's a reason her part could have easily been played by a chair in much of the later seasons.

  • Scrappy-Doo = Leeroy Jenkins. The Mario games have the "good guys" and "bad guys" backwards. And 'The Smurfs' is Marxist propaganda.

  • Gotta say, Peach wasn't useless in Mario RPG.

  • Fucking Bella. If it was wasn't for our hate for Justin Bieber, we'd kill you in a slow painfully death.

  • dont fuck with Lois Lane tho

  • Best princess is Wonder Woman. She's a secret agent ambassador amazon goddess. And she never needs rescuing EVER.

    Wonder Woman rescues Superman and Batman!

  • Wow, star wars is thanks to Jar jar and Bella is the true villain orchestrating Twilight.

    But remember in SMB 3 peach isnt kidnapped until after funding 7 kingdom rescues and in SM64 the castle is reinforced by 120 Power Stars but it backfired

  • Peach only gets kidnapped to have her affair with Bowser

  • @sdgundum990 eww...but that does explain where the koopa kids come from.

  • LOL Jar Jar was funny but I'm glad he shut up from the other sequels.

  • Thank you jar jar ¬¬...you killed "all" the jedis!!

  • Only good thing form Twilight? That song, "river flows through you". Reast? It make Dracula you in to the hole of stakes.

  • So... NC is on Team Jacob? XD JK But yeah, totally agree with those top 3 :D

  • So if it wasn't for Jar Jar the original SW movies would never happen

  • On the subject of nostallgia critic's view on bella I say: amen brother

  • Of course, bella's a very great dummy in distress.

  • I was pulled into a conversation about Twilight with some girls I barely knew. I told them that I hated Bella's character and mentioned how a typical teenage girl wouldn't jump from a cliff simply so her ex-boyfriend will look at her. That would be retarded.

    Two of them said they would do just that.

    Bella is corrupting the youth with thoughts of pointless suicide; that should be a good enough cause to hate her.

    Seriously, what the f**k was Meyers on when she created these characters?

  • I totally disagree with numbers 6 and 2. Lois Lane and Princess Peace. How are these characters dumbasses? Furthermore, I can't believe that The Critic would shit on a Superman character and especially a Mario character. Even more futhermore, I think these characters were purposely designed for the sole purpose of always getting kidnapped and need saving.

  • I think Peach has a crush on Bowser, she wouldn't get kidnapped so often if she didn't like him.....

  • Jar Jar has hideoustly bad luck, it is better to mail him to your enemies than keep him for yourself.

  • OMG Peach...she can save her own ass for once. With her ass. XD

  • theres a Major problem with the fans hatred of Jar Jar, and i don't mean them hating Jar Jar himself, but his WHOLE SPECIES.

    his people KICKED HIM OUT, his own father tried to get him killed, supposedly they made him a general in the battle TO KILL HIM, and i bet they made him a senator partly to GET RID OF HIM.

    see Gungan haters? Even his own people hate him, stop ragging on all of them.

  • Fuck Scrappy Doo!

  • ah Nostalgia Critic..............genius

  • Oh my god BELLA! I am a Twilight fan (I'm not ashamed of it and you can't make me) but COME ON just one example of how much she thinks things through is In the first book where James has "kidnapped" her mom, does she even realize she has an EFFING CELL PHONE in which she can CALL HER MOM to make sure she hasn't been KIDNAPPED. and even if her mom didn't answer, she could still call her STEPDAD who ALSO HAS A CELL PHONE!!! any normal sane person would figure that out!!! (facepalm) -__-

  • @blue3616 Thank you for proving how little even Twilight fans approve of Bella's stupidity. I'm sorry but that speaks to Meyer's capabilities as a writer when her fans are asking for a competent female lead. But then again why have use for a romantic plot if the lead can handle herself? I'm trying to use common logic here, I hope it's working...

  • @DemonicRemption Yeah I get what your saying. I like a strong female lead and I never ever once got that from Bella, the only time she ever showed some girl balls was when she cut her self in the third movie. and SM didn't even put that in the book.

  • I'm straight so i've never watched twilight. Zelda should have been on the list.

  • I don't know why everybody hates Jar-Jar. I like him, sireously!

  • Good news!

    Scrappy doo is in jail

    for being evil with spirits

  • belle is like a girl called amelia from mmy school 

  • Lois in the old cartoon pulled a fucking machine gun out!

  • You forgot to mention that if it weren't for Princess Peach, Toad wouldn't have been telling us our princess is in another castle all those times!

  • My gf used to be a twilight fan until the nostalgia critic enlightened her :D

  • Thank God he listed Princess Peach. She really is one of the shittiest characters ever made. And her fanbase is nothing but retarded 10-year-olds on deviantART anyway.

  • that was the greatest bella rant I have ever heard!

  • I'm a Star Wars fan,and unlike,apparently,everyone else on planet Earth,I don't hate Jar Jar Binks.I've never hated him.In a world where Adam Sandler,the fact that Friedberg and Seltzer can constantly find somebody to produce their work and the CGI Alvin & The Chipmunks exist,there are far,far worse things in the movies to hate.Jar Jar doesn't even make the top 100.

  • @snarkus63 damn, that is pretty true. while I still hate Jar Jar, hes not as bad as those things you listed.

  • you were smart to put bella at 1

  • finally critic has attacked the fanservice film fuck twilight

  • Well Peach got kidnapped several times but thanks to that, I got hours of fun. And besides she has to wait for me to rescue her and I don't care if it takes me a year! Let her smile... forever.