Haha it's Bob Saget talking about adult topics using profanities!!!!! WHAT A CLEVER AND WELL PLANNED LAUGH RIOT! LETS ALL THINK HE IS ACTUALLY NOT A TALENTLESS HACK.
@codypg A FEW DAYS LATER HE REALIZED THAT CUNT KIMMY GIBLER WASN'T DEAD...HE SMOKED UP HIS BONG SHAPED LIKE A VAGINA (go with it) AS HE MUTTERED UNDER HIS BREATH..."FUCK! I RAPED AND KILLED THE WRONG GOAT!...AND SHE HAD 3 OF MY FUCKIN KIDS!!! MUTHA FUCKING FUCK THAT SHIT BITCH FUCKING TITS SHIT ASSHOLE TWAT!!! I'M BOB SAGET BITCH!!!".....
(was I close on the the ending of the story???) :D
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@9:30 ....and Im like "hey, dont you talk like that." and she says "but you talk like that" and i say "well yea im puttin you thru college with this shit bitch, you shut the fuck up im Bob Saget" thats what i told that fuckin bitch!. --LMFAO! I found my new idol for a father figure haha
Haha, you guys take this waaay too seriously... Bob is a rich man with nothing to prove, I'll bet you he's doing this show just to fuck around and have a laugh himself, and I think he enjoyed it too! :) Sometimes you gotta cut lose and just do whatever, no matter how un-clever it is...I can apprecciate that shit just for that! And people complainig and talking shit about him because of this show is probably just gonna add to his enjoyment...:p
this is freakin hilarious.... when he was talkin bout smeagol from lord of the rings in "part 1" of this video?? HAHAHAH ME AND MY BOY WERE DYINGGGGGGGGG
"if you go outside tonight and you see ET standing in front of this fucking building fuckin shoot that thing. It might be cute you might think its from another world but that was in a movie!." haha best part
I remember the video with the guy jumping off the ladder "Real TV" use to show that shit all the time. The idiot balanced the ladder against a 3 foot fence instead of a tree and it had like 20 feet of "play" above the fence so he was bassicly jumping off of air and flew like 2 feet forward.
well time for my once a month youtube douchbageyness move. Kyle says "he's almost as bad as that guy on full house" In general I let mistakes go. Bob is still pretty damn funny.
i seriously love this man. he is so funny!!! haha! and i'm like fuck... and my daughters like shit... and i'm like you watch your fuckin mouth!!! haha classic!
mr. family man says *(to my daughter) i'm putting you thro college w/ this shit, you shut the fuck up bitch, can you fucking imagine? goddamn sideways man, i used to suck dick for coke, i seen him, you ever suck some dick for marijauna? no czAn't sasy i have
Wait, does Bob actually have kids or is he still playing on the "Full House" jokes from earlier?
TheCandymusiclover 1 week ago
Random shit is funny.
bluntfatty 2 weeks ago
"so i told that fucking bitch"
MrYahya0101 2 months ago
Haha it's Bob Saget talking about adult topics using profanities!!!!! WHAT A CLEVER AND WELL PLANNED LAUGH RIOT! LETS ALL THINK HE IS ACTUALLY NOT A TALENTLESS HACK.
jas16899 2 months ago
@jas16899 you mad bro
jarviseatsbrains 2 weeks ago
@jarviseatsbrains bob saget sucks
jas16899 2 weeks ago
5:01 - 5:22 had me rollin' lmao!
MeowcatBissy 2 months ago
I don't understand the mummified ants joke... Please explain
iCrlyfreek 2 months ago
Omg Bob your bad your the total fucking opposite then you are on Full House
foxwoods1000 3 months ago
its not rape if she came first.
mrfourtysevenman 3 months ago
keep pressing 5 than 6
lovelyigorilla 4 months ago
where do i find the video with the drunk fatties breaking glass???
AGEofURANUS 4 months ago
shyah, yits wat we wear.
Rayen015 4 months ago
LOL JARED IS GOING TO GET MADE FUN OF BY HIS FRIENDS ALOT THAT SUCKS
JRockKush 5 months ago
"no, but, enjoy! What?"
ruuuuudiii 5 months ago
BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
codypg 5 months ago
@codypg are you mental?
joshfan518 4 months ago
@joshfan518 no, are you?
codypg 4 months ago
@codypg you've commented the same thing that's not true, in every single one of these parts.
joshfan518 4 months ago
@joshfan518 its a joke, chill out broskii
codypg 4 months ago
@codypg lmfao.... damn right lol
wolfking95ify 4 months ago
@codypg A FEW DAYS LATER HE REALIZED THAT CUNT KIMMY GIBLER WASN'T DEAD...HE SMOKED UP HIS BONG SHAPED LIKE A VAGINA (go with it) AS HE MUTTERED UNDER HIS BREATH..."FUCK! I RAPED AND KILLED THE WRONG GOAT!...AND SHE HAD 3 OF MY FUCKIN KIDS!!! MUTHA FUCKING FUCK THAT SHIT BITCH FUCKING TITS SHIT ASSHOLE TWAT!!! I'M BOB SAGET BITCH!!!".....
(was I close on the the ending of the story???) :D
DemonicDeathNoise 4 months ago
@DemonicDeathNoise Cool story, bro!
codypg 4 months ago
i love this.
frannyfine29 6 months ago
poor Jared..
frannyfine29 6 months ago
"You asshole, put a fucking Post it on it" Lmao.... Great.
greenAppleVodka 6 months ago
the fat people doign it joke is one of my favorite jokes of all time hahaha
CM907AK 6 months ago
I'm Bob Saget, bitch!
TheTwytch 7 months ago
WATCH THIS BOB SAGET! I'M OVER HERE BOB SAGET!
mpauger15 7 months ago
Bob Saget (mis)quoted Shakespeare among this cocaine-fueled rant?
ianferrell08 7 months ago
"if its the 14 year olds i'm killing all 3 of you" HAHAHAHA
mjdangerous91 7 months ago
the schmeegal bit is so funny
nardo363636 8 months ago
@ChuckNorrisKratosLOL It isn't immature, it's funny.
NeoBattousaiGX 9 months ago
"you shut the fuck up, i'm bob saget" LOL
kangaroo9123 9 months ago
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legendaryicecream 9 months ago
Does anybody know how to find the videos he's talking about ?
Glupipi 10 months ago
@Glupipi Look at the "suggested" videos on the right, over there ----------->
toddh1988 7 months ago
hahahahaha this guy is hilarious
chicolatino13 11 months ago
@9:30 ....and Im like "hey, dont you talk like that." and she says "but you talk like that" and i say "well yea im puttin you thru college with this shit bitch, you shut the fuck up im Bob Saget" thats what i told that fuckin bitch!. --LMFAO! I found my new idol for a father figure haha
BoDanGRUz 11 months ago
OJ..and Robert Blake we played clue...they're very good at clue!
XD Lmao.
greenAppleVodka 1 year ago
10:01 XD
LHP201 1 year ago
its so gross and wel so hot you gotta see it lol
Reidiculous22 1 year ago
"It's what we wear!!"
XD
Radman1889 1 year ago
ET... a set of shaved nuts? Stuffed animals in the closet? that is some crazy stuff man.
MrProComedian 1 year ago
Watched the Bob Saget episode of South Park today. haha.
BritishBaby 1 year ago
their tounges connected to your what? hahaha
MrProComedian 1 year ago
Keep clicking 9:07
ShortFingeredShreder 1 year ago
I would love to go drinkin with Bob Saget!
francobobfred 1 year ago
"you shut the fuck up im bob saget" bahahaha
TheoneandonlyGTA 1 year ago
but im bob saget and im putting you through college with this shit bitch.. LOL
germyfromirc 1 year ago
so i went to prison and prison is awesome.
signinname41 1 year ago
1:23 priceless
christian661199 1 year ago
Amazing
AVikingProduction 1 year ago
Haha, you guys take this waaay too seriously... Bob is a rich man with nothing to prove, I'll bet you he's doing this show just to fuck around and have a laugh himself, and I think he enjoyed it too! :) Sometimes you gotta cut lose and just do whatever, no matter how un-clever it is...I can apprecciate that shit just for that! And people complainig and talking shit about him because of this show is probably just gonna add to his enjoyment...:p
Go Saget, go! Haha :p
gram84 1 year ago
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smkymt0 10 months ago
yep I'd be insane too if I had to do full house and america's funniest home videos for 8 years.
ginariggio 1 year ago
alens gay
XxchardoxX 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
6Tdubs 1 year ago
whoever flagged it must have fallen on cement in a scuba suit
zapthathattrick 1 year ago
Paused the video at 05:54...WTF is wrong with his face!?!
Biggs6076 1 year ago
how can you call your daughter a bitch multiple times even if joking. maybe im fucking old fashioned but this guy is a fucking pussy.
dlembert 1 year ago
9:30 fahhkin hillarious
ChillGuitar721 1 year ago
He's making me pee! >D< "It's all connected.. Their tongue to my- Penis" xD <3
MsPoptartx 1 year ago
OMG. This guy... I've watched all his shit ((That Ain't Right 1-5)) Like.... 2,000 times! What the hell!? >O< He's HILARIOUS! <3333333333
MsPoptartx 1 year ago
if it is the 14 year old i am killing all 3 of you
yellowbook4 1 year ago
LOL, I hate snuff in the afternoon.
fabettoni 1 year ago
1:22
420Killuminati420 1 year ago
"They're very good at Clue!"
JamesOhGoodie 1 year ago
The video of the guy falling off the ladder is on YouTube, by the way... Several copies of it.
SecretTimeWarp 1 year ago
Serious...what the fuck happened to Mr. Tanner?! lol Sagets cool
KornCreedClutch 1 year ago
would like to stab at least 16 people in the face....bob saget is my hero for this!!!!!
freewowgold100 1 year ago
5:59
their tongues are connected to my penis
and he immediately starts to say
No!
No!
so funny :D
skaplis 1 year ago
wha wha wha wha wha bob saget...bob saget is my best friend...
imchilean 1 year ago
Thanks Lennie
cynthiafoster77 1 year ago
if you go outside and you see bob saget.... shoot that fucker
MrJwrench 1 year ago
this is freakin hilarious.... when he was talkin bout smeagol from lord of the rings in "part 1" of this video?? HAHAHAH ME AND MY BOY WERE DYINGGGGGGGGG
TheARMDogg 1 year ago
Funny my ass.
worldends08 1 year ago
Hmm its Kyle and not Cartman who says the sentence with the full house guy^...
but it's still fucking funny!
GreenTeafromPlus 1 year ago
bob saget is not funny at all i wasted my time watching this
MrMarkphillips132 1 year ago
@MrMarkphillips132 and your mom isn't as good as her neighbours said, I wasted my time fucking her last night
Hamgammy 1 year ago
"if you go outside tonight and you see ET standing in front of this fucking building fuckin shoot that thing. It might be cute you might think its from another world but that was in a movie!." haha best part
nickyfitz 1 year ago
The two fat people and the guy who fell off the ladder were the ones who flagged this video out of embarassment.
jakemk21 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK 7:60
CaptCharisma09 1 year ago
666 likes.
We are all going to die from this coincidence.
lwm3398 1 year ago
FUCKIN EPIC!! per say
slickemrickem 1 year ago
this is lame
mlindquester 1 year ago
wow...first comment in 11months....dude bob u suck
mlindquester 1 year ago
1:06 - 1:12
"Watch this, Bob Saget!"
*walks further away*
"I'm over here, Bob Saget!"
XD
CaptMARNEY 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Dude if someone dont like this, its simple dont watch it!
jlcoy19861 1 year ago
Dude if someone dont like this, its simple dont watch it!
jlcoy19861 1 year ago
Whoever flagged this is out of their mind. Why didn't you flag the first two? Seriously. You have a serious problem.
dradenlovelorne 1 year ago
I don't know when this was made, but that's gonna be the new name drop.
Retiring " I'm Rick James, Bitch"!
Bringing in "Fug you" I'm Bob Saget!"
JEDI7ACEN 1 year ago
I almost laugh to death thanks to him.
chelseafcfanisy 1 year ago
bob faget
Ryandaez 1 year ago
@Ryandaez learn how to spell.
thisishowweviewit 1 year ago
its all connected, they're tongues connected to- my penis- NO! that is wrong!
GiefGoldPlx 1 year ago
shoot that thing fuck
johan2day 1 year ago
he sounds so drunk FFF
Darkfireness 1 year ago
UNCLE JESSIE NIGGGGA!
BluntSmokinAnus 1 year ago
jarred :D
jaskov1 1 year ago
yeah haters just dont fuck that shit
nickmartini413 1 year ago
wtf?
Peteryankee97 1 year ago
Where can I find that ladder video?
ShortFingeredShreder 1 year ago
hahaha! yeah.
ToxicDisorder 1 year ago
its what we wearrr
tharindupremaratne 1 year ago
sob baget
CheetoKO 1 year ago
Anyone know were I can find the videos he mentioned?
Dizazsters 1 year ago
I was like "Fuck"
And she was like "Shit"
And I was like "Watch your fuckin mouth"
sounds exactly like my parents. hahahahaha
emopinata12345 1 year ago
You know, I REALLY want a shirt that says "You shut the FUCK UP BITCH. I'm BOB SAGET!"
THAT would be the greatest shirt ever
fia2322 1 year ago
This shit is really funny drunk.
Jdilanch1987 1 year ago
Some losers have no life so they have to flag videos for a living
Sad
rtanner2121 1 year ago
I remember the video with the guy jumping off the ladder "Real TV" use to show that shit all the time. The idiot balanced the ladder against a 3 foot fence instead of a tree and it had like 20 feet of "play" above the fence so he was bassicly jumping off of air and flew like 2 feet forward.
rayhs1984 1 year ago
she was a walk in the park, if you like rape hahahaha
ryanmcvitty 1 year ago
Tongues connected to my penis! lmao
MikeyKnox1 1 year ago
"Flaming Arrow(PHEW) Sorry dude..". hahahahahahahahhahahaha
J12number1 1 year ago
You Shut the Fuck up! I'm Bob Saget! xD
oppstoppersnopp 1 year ago
wow.... lol!
fastmekillyou123 1 year ago
there tounges connected to my penis
rrfflloorreess 1 year ago
Common people this is not funny.. He's trying to damn hard..
illwillcruz 1 year ago
@illwillcruz Don't tell us what's funny and what isn't you low IQ'd nitwit.
cupocity303 1 year ago
YA SO THATS WHAT WE WEAR
cracknigga 1 year ago
LMFAO
3vanfilms 1 year ago
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CM907AK 2 years ago
ITS WHAT WE WERE!
fras3r666 2 years ago
well time for my once a month youtube douchbageyness move. Kyle says "he's almost as bad as that guy on full house" In general I let mistakes go. Bob is still pretty damn funny.
runtripfall54 2 years ago
No actually I think Kyle really did say that in that episode..
Pam4Rob 2 years ago
Exactly what I am saying Bob referenced the wrong character as saying that line and I was urged to point it out.
runtripfall54 2 years ago
Bob saget is really fuckin funny, I seen this in Comdey Central right after they roasted him
tjsalinas 2 years ago
LMAO!!! ga dude this shit was so fuckin funny :D
cmanheman09 2 years ago
"Their tongue is connected to my penis" LOL
Geoshi 2 years ago
lmao.... my last girlfriend was a squirle...
cam04goleafs 2 years ago
"their tongue's connected to my... penis" LMAO!
texanfanjorge91 2 years ago 2
for the video for the guy falling from the ladder, search "Ladder guy 1" for the first part then part 2 will show up on the side
TwoRiversGreg 2 years ago
lol thanks
CodyChipman94 2 years ago
Where can I find that video of the dude falling and hitting the concrete?
CodyChipman94 2 years ago
im looking for it too
TwoRiversGreg 2 years ago
whoever flagged this needs to end themselves, gruesomely.
ESPguytillidie 2 years ago 16
@ESPguytillidie Fucking agreed.
NickDBaker 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
FUCK YOU TO WHO EVER FLAGGED THIS!! BoB Saget is Awsome =D
Kickassmaster08 2 years ago 18
he has to be on something lol
oh Bob Saget
musiclife099 2 years ago
HIS NAME IS ONW WORD!
Elecktricd00m 2 years ago
haha where do u find that video
fuckinloozas 2 years ago
I love it how he just calmly says subtle things like "we've been dating and its going pretty good"
abkewl5 2 years ago
whoever flagged this should go die, fucking cunt.
gunzt3rkenfu92 2 years ago 16
dose anybody know the link to that video when the guy hits the concrete??
STaT4thekrown 2 years ago
Funny stuff kinda ended at second part.
jurgnn 2 years ago
He hits the concret and I'm like... Fuck.
I love the Nyquil jokes, Bob.
SAGET!
Dude?
IronreaverVII 2 years ago
Fuck yea
cock shit fuck
volcomsk8er420 2 years ago
i seriously love this man. he is so funny!!! haha! and i'm like fuck... and my daughters like shit... and i'm like you watch your fuckin mouth!!! haha classic!
cheezitman100 2 years ago
who da fuck flaged this?
TheAplombMan 2 years ago 5
a dumbass lol
Redrik666 2 years ago
i cant find that south park clip he's talking about :(
xxxlAngrygiraffe7 2 years ago
Where the fuck can I find that awesome video of the dude who dies! I need to see that shit.
dimsumboy22 2 years ago
search DJ and the Fro on youtube
max2k3 2 years ago
Thanks man, funny ass video. If only there wasn't two idiots commenting on it while I watched.
dimsumboy22 2 years ago
john stamos got in his head hahaha. john always said to hid wife persay now he says it.
BEJH2008 2 years ago
ITS WHAT WE WEAR!!
I dont know if i will ever fully recover from that! hahahahaa
jonesmcfly1 2 years ago
01:43 "This guy's fuckin' dead" lmao
BECK26x 2 years ago 2
We'd fight over the little things (my penis) LOL
PowerHeal 2 years ago
Who woulda thought "Danny Tanner" had it in him??
Tonyaosburn 2 years ago
Sick jokes, it's so sick that it's funny XD
That is Danny Tanner WTF
TerrawindX2 2 years ago
omg i know lmfao
TayTayFan92 2 years ago
"FUCK YOU"
"HEY don't you talk like that"
"but you talk like that"
"yeah but i'm puttin you through colage with this shit bitch you shut the fuck up bitch I'm Bob Saget"
LOL the most epic thing I've ever heard
bobbyewing311 2 years ago 6
woooooo, bob saget isnt a fag no more in my mind
pureindian407 2 years ago 7
wowowowowoowowow
bob saget is an ashole =/.
who knew he had it in him
i rember watching full house
and was like wow this guys a fag.
aha but that aint it no more.
fallenangeldemon666 2 years ago
stop it, what? stop it
tech4ce 2 years ago
lmao
ScrillaVilla1 2 years ago
I can just immagine Bob while he's high.
JcM944 2 years ago
i just seen it
oldirtydoggie 2 years ago
not to hard looks like he always is
HelpmeHelp1 2 years ago
PUT A FUCKIN POST IT ON IT
MCRisLIFE 2 years ago 2
07.14 xD
TheDouglasWay 2 years ago
Bob Saget looks like a cool guy to hang out with.
RedTrainerCo 2 years ago 15
6:00 made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a long time XXXXXD
metallicakixtotalass 2 years ago
do you know how dry your grandmother's vagina is?
VelocityTheory 2 years ago
mr. family man says *(to my daughter) i'm putting you thro college w/ this shit, you shut the fuck up bitch, can you fucking imagine? goddamn sideways man, i used to suck dick for coke, i seen him, you ever suck some dick for marijauna? no czAn't sasy i have
aliensbakedemericans 2 years ago 2
were can i find the tree video