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  • Somehow i cant look in your face, cause i cant get my eyes off that shirt.

    its switching colors from grey to green, blue, red and purple.

  • Scheisse=shit

    Egal=doesn't matter

    Soo you can't really translate it to English where it would make sense :P

  • lol hängetitten xD

    youre good, bro

    by the way its better if you say scheiß egal and not scheißegal! dont say it to fast :)

    by the way, your german flag is just an inofficial one. but it's allowed to have it.

    haha correct my english grammar please :D

  • what the hell friggen doing!?!?!?!?!?!

  • The symbol in the middle of your flag is the "Reichsadler" . It's the Eagle of the "Reich" (like 3rd Reich). Its meaning belongs to the romans, they had it for their executive and legislative powers (the might regulation of the state was showad as an eagle). Sorry for mistakes, it's hard to explain.

  • @n1roxxer

    actually it's the "Bundesadler" which means eagle of the federation -> FEDARAL republic of germany :)

  • The symbol in the middle of your flag is the "Reichsadler" . It's the Eagle of the "Reich" (like 3rd Reich). Its meaning is belongs to the romans, they had it for their executive and legislative powers (the might regulation of the state was showad as an eagle). Sorry for mistakes, it's hard to explain.

  • Dummscheißkopf^^ hab ichnoch nie in meonem leben gehört!

  • @sexymate56 this way to formal, use du or dir instead of sie

  • dummscheißkopf?

    hahah im from germany and we do not say something like that.

    but ur vid is cool, so thumb up!

  • I am from germany :) your german is really good :)

  • Wie witzig xD That's cool... I mean don't ppl like the german language so much? xD

  • If you really want to learn how to swear in German you just have to watch the first scene from "Full Metal Jacket" in German... Best swearing in German I've ever heard... and I AM German :-)

  • Really great. Deine Oma hat Hängetitten^^ lmao. Just a little thing. Dummscheißkopf doesnt exist. We say scheiß Dummkopf. So scheiße means also fuck like in fucking idiot. Or what the fuck is was fürn scheiß. But not Ich scheiße dich that would be weird.

  • whenever i say "what is this shit" in german i just say "vas ist das scheiße" it probably sounds a bit broken but i am not that great in german.

  • @PreppyBoy248 you should try something like "was ist das für eine Scheiße"

  • you shouldve added "hurensohn" which translates to "bitchson" which hof course means "son of a bitch". its pretty cool cuz you have it in one word.

    great video.

    greetz (from germany of course)

  • a german flag ?? youre cool boy^^

  • DU ARSCHLOCH!!!

  • what the fuck are you doing? XD

  • The Emblem in the middle of this flag is the emblem of the "Bundesrepublik Deutschland". The flag you got there, is the inofficial flag.

    Greetings from germany.

  • softer, and ich habe hunger, try to say hunger not so english....and btw, no one ever would ever say hosenscheißer or dummkopf.. try to pronounce each letter and make sure you look for consonants and vowls ;) but otherwise you did a good job considering that you're still learning

  • you said "so ein mist" like zoo ein mist, try to say the s a littlers

  • where do you learn german? Goethe-Institut in amerika?

  • Cool bracelett ;-)

  • hey coolcat,

    i think you could translate "scheiß egal" with "what ever" "who cares" "i don't care".

    usually it is used to end a sentence, topic or a discussion very quick, in which you are not interested. usually to say "Das ist mir scheiß egal!" is really rude in case of a conversation. :)

    keep it up

  • The sign on the german flag you own is the german "Reichsadler" Its our Emblem and just stands for germany. It contains the 3 colours of th flag. Black feathers a red tongue and a yellow background. We still use it but not on our flags

  • your accent is sooooooo adoreable!!!! hahaha

  • your pronunciation is good! just when there's an -er at the end of the word, pronounce it more like you have a british accent, more like an -uh or -ah (hard to type this how it sounds). but yeah, other than that, pretty damn good.

  • haha deine videos ist komisch ich werde abbonieren!

  • i really like that video^^ it was amusing and quite enjoyable ;D and i also think that your german is very good, but most of the swearing words that you´ve mentioned are a bit "innocent" like "Mist"....XD as a german i can tell you there are a lot of words which are much worse than this...really worse XD but anyway, good job! ;DDD

  • your pronounciation is awesome. keep it up!

  • Nice man!

  • I'm from Germany, but never heard "Dummscheißkopf". :D But a good video though.^^

  • Kacke-Schieber

  • @BloodAlwaysFlowsDown

    the way I see it, "shit" is for harmless things, "scheisse" is really serious.

  • this kid made a shit video

  • lol i told my guy friend that i had a crush on and knows a lil bit of german i told him bumsen sie and he was like huh? and then i was like kiss me then he was ohh i get it then he was quite for a while then finally he said do i have to do it? and i said if you wanna he did lolz!

  • @meezsims2luver956 "kiss me" is küss mich in german

  • that was funny to watch for me as an austrian. but your german is very good.

    now you could try something like hurensohn, what means ´´son of a bitch´´ or arschloch means ´´asshole´´, and finally schlatzfotze which is austrian, not german , it means something like ´´dirty, ugly, stinky pussy´´.

    greetings from vienna

  • This is hilarious when your german:)

  • i love german and hate german for a few reasons.

    Like:

    Sounds friggin legit as hell

    easy to learn

    Dislike:

    Lots of cognates so that english speakers can understand alot of cuss words if u dont have a thick accent

  • @brysonwilliams70 wow that's interesting for me to hear: You really think german is easy to learn? You know I'm german and everyone says that german is damn hard to learn :O

  • @katebieh english isnt that different and i have a pretty good memory for languages. I thought latin was easy too. the words in german get freakin long tho lol

  • @brysonwilliams70 your mom was easy lol

  • junge junge junge, dein deutsch is so gut wie mein russisch! =)

  • ive been learning german for 11 or 12 years and im only 15 lol. if only i were good

  • translate PISSFLITSCHE^^

  • i liked the grandma comment :) and your german was good. it's difficult translating sometimes because there aren't always the words for what you mean. well done

  • good freakin job r der student or teacher

  • Respect! your german is very good you almost speak it better than some people that live in Germany ;)

  • THANKS

  • lol nice work :D

    Gut gemacht x)

  • the symbol on the flag is only used in official institutions like the bundetag (similar to the white house, quite.) I don't think it's really allowed to carry the flag with the Bundesadler in public. It's kinda stupid, but that's how it is. Usually we only have the normal flag with the three coloured stripes.

  • if you really want to SWEAR ,,so ein mist'' is too mild. you say ,,so eine scheiße''! XD

  • your german is pretty good! the only real mistake I noticed was that you said "Scheißewetter" instead of scheißwetter. but that´s no big deal ;) how long have you been learning german so far ?

    Greetings from Germany :)

  • Haha thanks! I've been learning German for about 3 years now.

  • And why :D ? Don´t get me wrong but I always thought that there aren´t that many people who want to learn it.

  • @coolcat12121 So they teached you how to swear in the last 3 years at school, eh? ^.^

    Ok, more examples:

    If a german is really pissed off, he says something like "Was für ein gottverdammter Scheißdreck!" or "Ich habe die Schnauze gestrichen voll!" or "Du kannst mich mal kreuzweise am Arsch lecken!"

    And always remember, the german language fulfills the highest swearing standards in the world. Just pronounce it right, shout it out and your american friends will shit their pants, haha. ;-)

  • haha its not schiza its scheisse(u know that weird B lookn letter well it acts as a double S so thats how u sayit not like schiza like everyone knows.) im not fluent in german all that much but i know enough to teach sum1 sumthn lolz im teaching myself german lolz but ya nice job german is a hard language

  • i wanted to post a link. it does not work. youtube sort of block it. when someone is interested in a link with a short text about the flags that explains the issue i mentioned before, then gimme a PM. i'll send u the link

  • this flag is used by employes of our government. it means u represent the government. u are not allowed to show this flag in public in germany (as long as u dont represent the government). normal folks like me use the flag without the eagle. still most ppl dont care about this law and use this flag with the eagle nevertheless. u can do the same. as long as u dont run around with it in public. but dont worry. never heard that someone got arrested because of it.

  • oh and btw... the Hängetitten one was creative^^ I think you beat best when you come up with something your counterpart does not expect/have heard all day.

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  • *grins about the giggle at 2:53*

    I used to make up a random Insult to translate to spanish (because hey... swearing in all kinds of languages might get useful some day, no?) The sentence to go in german was: "Deine Mutter hat einen schönen Schnurrbart" (your mother has a sweet mustache)

    highly recommended(also quite creative and disturbing) some Klaus Kinski rage-outbursts can get quite handy(very unsettling)... there are some videos on youtube of him doing so...

  • You're good ar cursing in German - and German is my mother tongue! I nearly pissed myself seeing cursing you in German.... NO OFFENSE! You're quite good. But "Hängetitten" is very very very seldomly used in German ;D .... But if you really wanna insult somebody, German is the right language for you! German is the "Insult-Language No. 1" in the world. ;)

  • Its the Flag of germany, only with the 'Staatswappen' on it... (Staatswappen is quite simmilar to the 'great seal of the united states') By the way, he pronounces the 'ch' like in 'ich' better than many other german-learners!

  • the flag i think is the symbol of the capital city of germany

  • you have the whitest voice ever

  • How do you say blow me in german?!

    Schlag mich right?

  • Schlag mich would more likely be "hit me"

    blow me should be translated as "blas mich" or in a better german "blas mir einen"

  • My german friend says (sounds like) "Lutz Mine Shwanz" (suck my dick)

  • Entweder bist du Deutsche oder Deutscher, aber "ich bin deutsch" geht mal garnicht. Das Wort für die Person und das Adjektiv/Adverb sind zwar im Englischen das selbe, aber eben nicht im Deutschen.

  • lol, i really like ur video. keep on goin'

    :) greets

  • Oooh this will help me with the telemarketers!

    Thanks <3

  • great ! xD keep it going !

    The bird on the flag is the "Reichsadler", it got removed some day, but dont ask me why ^^

    Greetings from Hamburg, Germany

  • e with the dots, a with dots, u with dots that kinda crap I was refering to in the first comment.. so yeah..

  • confusing but yeah.. tried to explain as much as I could.. by the way, essen Scheisse und sterben is a funny "phrase" when you tell it to teachers you're pissed at X]

  • Lol. I'm fluent in German and yeah.. you pronounced them pretty good for someone who isn't fluent in them.. umm.. it would be better if you taught people how to spell the stuff like Scheisse.. thats how you spell it out and yeah I don't have a German keyboard and I don't know the Alt nums so I can't really explain but like ei sounds like I.. ie sounds like E in the words.. there is alot of German letters and words that are differently spelled and are hard to understand if you aren't fluent..

  • dein mutter ist eine landstreicher

  • Deine Mutter ist eine Hure! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • echt guts deutsch , finde ich^^ . 5*

  • LOOL

    Gut deutsch! =]

    und auch fantastisch englisch!

  • Haha That was funny and cute. You just have to work a little better on how you pronounce German words. Oh and the 'weird symbol' in the middle of your German Flag is the Coat Of Arms Of Germany. It has quite a long history but its also quite interesting. Look it up on Wiki next time you are bored.

  • you all have 2 remember if anyone of u wanna visit germany than visit Hessen its the best country around here XD

  • yeah i that place was great !!! ilove the black sounds

  • hahahaha

  • i am critiqing your grammar i am critiqing your grammar i am critiqing your grammer i am critiqing your grammar... That was an awesome video!!!

  • This thing in the middle of the flag is the so calles "Bundesadler". You can visit the english Wikipedia "Coat_of_arms_of_Germany" if you need more information.

    Btw: You can translate I'm hungry to "Ich bin hungrig" which means exactly the same grammar as the English one.

  • Suck my balls - Leck meine Eier

    Suck my dick - Leck mein' Schwanz

    Mother fucker - Wichser or Mutterficker

    Fuck - Fick but we don't say 'fuck' we say 'Scheiße'...

    Bitch - Schlampe or Nutte

  • the symbol in the middle of the flag is the so called "bundesadler" (like "federal eagle") it's the heraldic animal of germany ^^

  • i though it was like the communist (or how ever it is spelled) eagle!!!!

  • echt nicht schlecht. auch wenn die aussprache nicht ganz perfekt war.

    das ding in der mitte der flagge ist übrigens der bundesadler, das wappentier der bundesrepublik deutschland. ähnlich wie der der weißkopfadler im wappen der usa.

    schöne grüße aus köln!

  • cologne for the win :D respect to the author of the vid, not bad

  • ur fanni :P LMAO i love this vidd

  • Thanks! This really helped!Schonen Tag noch!!! XDp.s. i subscribed!

  • how fun it is to spoil kids :p

    some advises from me, as a german: theres one big difference in cursing. english people use more sexual things, fuck you, fucker, and stuff like that.

    germans dont use that as often, we use things that go together with excrements. like you said: scheisse 'shit' or mist 'same as scheisse', but more polite. or arschloch (butthole). do use 'arschloch' not 'arsch'. 'arsch' is like 'buns' the part of the body you sit on. so long (leckt mich am arsch! xD)

  • i said 2 my teacher diene oma hat hangetiten and she said wat does dat mean and i said have a good day teacher and she said diene oma hat hangetien to all of us!!!!!!!! ty ty ty

  • Wow LOL really , glad I could help xd

  • lol it was fun :D

  • that is pretty good for someone who is not fluent in german.

  • about the symbol on the flag:

    that's a little bit complicated (typical german ^^):

    1st: the official german flag has no symbol in the middle.

    2nd: the flag with symbol is the flag of the german state. only institutions of the state are allowed to use it.

    3rd: the symbol your flag has is a little bit different than the one on the real state flag. this one has no meaning at all... you could call it a fake state flag. it was made because civilists aren't allowed to use the real one ^^

    weird huh?

  • more german words? :) often used: penner = bummer faggot = schwuchtel idiot = idiot, depp, trottel, schwachkopf, dummkopf asshole = arschloch fuck you = fick dich kiss my ass = leck mich am arsch or just leck mich get outta here = verpiss dich and the most humiliating word: hurensohn = son of a whore and to have a nice ending of the comment: Have a nice day! = Schönen Tag noch! :)
  • oh ok thanks i didnt know that, German culture is a little confusing. Are u a native German?

  • i would call myself native bavarian :)

    another complicated thing about germany ^^

    germany and bavaria are like two different things ^^ austria is more similar to bavaria. we have the same forefathers: "bajuwaren" (engl.: baiuvarii) an old tribe with celtic and germanic roots.

    the rest of germany is prussian (which is actually a cussword in bavaria ^^)

  • 1. Bayern ist scheise

    2. Der rest ist preußisch???

    was ist mit Baden? was ist mit Würtemberg? Hannover? Pfalz? Holstein? hessen? Thüringen?

    Das ist EINDEUTIG NICHT Preußisch.

    Außerdem: Lang lebe Reichskanzler Bismarck und der preußische Militarismus du Baumschmuser!

  • 1815 A.D.

  • 1. "bayern ist scheiße" soll ich dazu jetzt noch irgendetwas sagen? sagt doch schon alles über dein niveau ...niveau ist übrigens keine handcreme! ;)

    2. in bayern wird umgangssprachlich jeder deutsche, der kein bayer ist als preuße (saupreiß) bezeichnet. habs schlecht formuliert, aber hatte keine zeichen mehr...

    außerdem: viel spaß weiterhin in deiner preußischen traumwelt. byebye

  • ich sehe keinen unterschied zwischen "bayern ist scheise" und " jeder der kein bayer ist, ist ein saupreiß"

    Irgendeiner muss dir und deinem ländlichen bayrischen Weltbild ja Einhalt gebieten...

  • das wort saupreiß hat historische/kulturelle bedeutung im gegensatz zu deiner schwachsinnigen aussage - du saupreiß du greisliger! :P

  • OMG! is dat spongebob in da back at da end!! ohh n i wanna learn german 2 =]

  • danke man i could cuss this kid out in german

  • nice video ^^

    I think everything is already said.

    ...greetings from germany :)

  • hey ur German is really well XD

    it seems u like Germany so much don't you

    do u just learn it by urself or it's a subject at school or what

  • the symbol on the flag is the german eagle. like the irish with the harp. like a national mascot. ur pronounciation. "so ein ein mist" 1st word sounds a bit like "tso". just pronounce any single "s" like "z" in the english language. te rest sounds pretty good. (im german). btw: dont get fooled by the spammers: schneider means tailor and is not a swearing expression. bitch is a weird word to translate cuz it probably means "schlampe" which imo is rather "slut"

    use with care: cunt=fotze

  • the thing in the middle is like an emblem from german government flags. i was wondering that too!lol

  • schneider

  • seriously???? wow, thats a common last name here.

  • ´lol willste die hier verarschen??

  • I need a German not an American srry

  • i speck German .. sheisskopf is used, but not alot. .

  • eher Arschkopf xD

    glaub von Türken erfunden

  • no german dont really use the word scheisskopf... lol

    but it sounds funny!

    i like him xDD

  • Would scheisskopf be a actual German word.

    Cuz I use to call my brothers that when I was living in Germany for a few years.

    Do Germans use the word Scheisskopf.

  • scheissekopf is shit head in german

  • without the second E! "scheisskopf"

    both brothers together are "scheisskoepfe" ;)

  • lustig :) dein deutsch is garnet schlecht du solltest aber an deiner ausprache ein bisschen arbeiten auch wenn des schwer ist

  • Well I don't speak german, but I thought you were GREAT and I learned so much! I can't wait to surprise my german friend...He will love it! :) But I wont say some of the harsher things. I loved it!!! Thank you

  • Thanksssss!!!! =]

  • Hey man good lookin out.That is the coat of arms of Germany.or sorry Deutschland =] One way to help with pronunciation is listen to German music,like rock Rammstein or die Toten Hosen or rap Fler is good or ,Bushido is ok I guess, or like more R&B you have Glashaus or Silbermond are good.I don't know much German but am learning thru music and translation and movies and things.There are just no classes I can take near me. Good video tho!

  • so ein mist is pronounced more, zo ine miest (something like that)

  • Hey, not bad.

    I was gonna tell you that the main thing you need to work on is your pronunciation. I am also not a native german speaker, but I've studied it for about six. However, you've got a german honey on your comments who likes your accent, so it can't be all bad. I still think that a native speaker might not totally understand you at the first listen when you said a few of those. Listen to Boehse Onkelz to learn other fun phrases.

    Es kotzt mich an- pisses me off

  • hahaha thanks dude now i can tell me teacher i dont give a **** now!

  • Hey

    i'm from germany an i like your video very much..

    you've got a ucte accent

    :)

  • Thanks glad u liked it!

  • u can also say "du bist ein Scheißekopf(you are a shithead)" or u can make it short and sweet and say "du Scheißekopf (you shithead)". it's my favorite sentence or insult to say!

  • fick dich

  • @lcreinan raus hier du kleine schlampe :P

  • Hi I am from Germany..and I really enjoyed your video. I am in England right now to improve my english.. and it is really fun to teach english people how to swear!!PS. the sign on the flag is the german eagle.

  • even though your aren't exactly "fluent" in german, i would like to add something to improve your speech in it. When you say "Scheisse (or Scheiße)", You say the e at the end too long. You should say the e at the end short and quick.

  • Sorry..I meant to hit to thumbs up button...not the thumbs down. Scheisse! Sorry

  • okay what does futsal mean?.....i know i didnt spell that right but idk

  • i think you mean "fotze" which means cunt :D

  • If you really mean Futsal.. that's a sport like football but a little different. actually i only know the word. I've never seen this sport

  • hey, i just saw your video, i am from austria, graz and i mus say that your german is not bad at all. i really like the word haengetitten. hahaha das hoert man normalerweise nicht, so i thought it was funny. oh and the flag thats the german adler.

    ok also dann, ich hoffe dass du dein deutsch noch verbessern wirst/kannst.

    liebe gruesse, babsi

  • doch mann häbgetitten gehört zum täglichen wortschatz

  • lolz kool im trying to learn it too...and ill try to look up wut that symbol is

  • cool. That should help me out lol

  • das Symbol in der Flagge ist der "Bundesadler". Es ist eine Art Zeichen für Deutschland und hat sehr viel Tradition.

    Manchmal wird die Flagge mit einem Adler abgebildet. Normalerweise ist die Flagge aber einfach nur dreifarbig und hat keine Symbole.

  • Damit, Fach in die aB

  • dein video is nicht schlecht aber nicht gut i habe 19 jahre in deutschland gelebt und ich weiss alle schwerwoerter haha aber nicht an hier zu viele kinder bezuchen u-tube ok aber mach weiter so und du wierst alle woerter lerhnen :)

  • im from australia but think i can help ya.

    my friend is half austrian n hal german and he got a tattoo of that eagle.

    its called the bundesadler and its the german coat of arms.

    i think its the older coat of arms and the new one is like an updated version..

    hope i helped ya..

    if ya got any more vids on speakin german please send me em cos im tryin to learn..

    thanks

  • wow didn´t know you are learning german!

    ...wait... All auditioners spoke German!!

  • du weisst es deutsch ist super...nein ehrfürchtig! Sorry u didnt win but dont stop making vids' ich denke kuehl du bist

  • wow danke aber du auch.

    freu mich schon auf nächsten montag (oh nein, da ist schule).

    If you can´t translate:

    wow thanks, but u are cool too.

    i´m looking forward to next monday. (oh no, school starts then)

  • yee now i can joke my teacher man. finally thanks man i only knew how to say shit but nice man.

  • thanks glad u liked it, or u can draw arrows @ funny looking people in ur german text and use some authenitc german^^

  • *giggles* Neat!

    Though you usually don't say "dummscheißkopf". But the rest was nice.

    Want some more?

    "Wixer" ('formal" spelling: "Wichser") - Jerk, Wanker, something like that

    "Sackgesicht" - translates to something like "scrotum face" - yet another way to say "asshole"...

    "Deine Mutter..." - German version "yo momma":

    "Deine Mutter ist so fett, die hat 'ne eigene Postleitzahl!" - "Yo momma's so fat, she's got her own zip code!"

    Oh, and "Leck mich am Arsch" can be reduced to "Leck mich"...

  • hey langston! this quality is pretty good! with a good lighting and the camera standing still it would be perfect! :)

  • scheißewetter...

    dummscheißkopf...

    deine oma hat hängetitten...

    scheiße its so funny, it made my day. great job :)

  • Thanks

  • Habe alles ohne Probleme verstanden. Deine Aussprache ist in Ordnung, wenn auch nicht ganz perfekt - aber bei wem ist sie das schon. ;) Lustige Wörter, die du dir da rausgesucht hast. ;)

    Der Adler auf der Flagge ist der "Bundesadler". Search for "Coat of arms of Germany" on wikipedia for infos about the eagle on the flag. Wünsche dir alles Gute und noch weiterhin viel Erfolg beim Deutsch lernen! :)

  • danke du bist sehr freundlich. Ich werde im Deutsch geläufig sein.

  • keep it up ^^ mach weiter so :D

  • hahaha :D you're good. woher hast du deutsch gelernt?

  • Im meine Schule learne ich deutsch

  • meggex3:

    gut aber sei nicht so nervoes.. :]

    auch ist dein akzent nicht perfekt aber geht!

    gut gemacht :)

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