Master Chief Theater 3000 - Episode 2

[zgtfreak]

WORST MACHINIMA OF ALL TIME!!

[TheRevsReturn]

@zgtfreak couldnt disagree with you more

[zgtfreak]

@TheRevsReturn Where's the comedy? I love Machinima but not this one.

[ODSTScoppyElite]

wtf Assassins Creed Brotherhood is already out?!!!! where the fuck was i?!!!!

[BananaNinja96]

@ODSTScoppyElite You were in, "Holy-shit-I-didn't-know-assas­sins-creed-brotherhood-came-ou­t-land"

[ODSTScoppyElite]

@BananaNinja96 lmao yea i kno XD

[mwelsh1988]

fuck you machinima

[3000arbiter]

hahaha

[kidswall]

DUH

[goblinglider01]

wow that was a racist vid

[SamusVSMC]

that's why it's so good.

[NightmareJokers]

Man if I had 1 nickel

You'll have 1 NICKLE!!

wow lol

[PivotMaster135790]

man if i had a nickel

you'd have one nickel

[stardust113ify]

Woah...Balck guy white guy fist bump does exsist.....

[warpigg216]

lol ih i had a nickel u'd have 1 nickel where do u guys come from

[glubritz]

"if i had a nickel--" "u would have 1 nickle" lol

[bbj73194]

it's like he threw but nothing came out

[gorthake]

thats how u know whos talking

[Whatyousay12]

if i had a nickel

you'd have 1 nickel

[SergioMena555]

lol pull my finger!

[llamapaddocks]

I hate it when people in the movies talk like that. Good video though!

[natedawgninety4]

lol "black guy white guy fist pump does exist!"

[THEKILLER1231233]

its "bump" not pump

[mewmew1993]

woah white guy black guy fist bump does exist lol

[nlcolas16]

i the 105,389 viewer yay.

[Feldaion]

your life now has meaning xD

[rtsandlotr01]

105,145

[skeletonkey245]

if i had a nickel--

U would have 1 nickle

[gibsondoubleneck]

if i had a nicle...u would have 1 nicle

[eybe1]

if i had a nickle ill have 1 nickle?

[kingofpie102]

wohoo im the 103,897th veiwer

[Nddesh]

103972 here

[Zant5976]

if i had one nickel

you'd have one nickel.

XD

[nicholasblanger]

O o

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[dadestor]

anon is everywhere

[SGB301]

christ.....this makes me miss mystery science theatre 3000 alot!

[OURsuper]

So who cares

[ArramKohime]

whoa..... black guy white guy fist bump does exist

[5attheend]

hi!

[007spyglass]

why cant i see the video

ANYONE UP? I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO sB

[StUdMuFfiNZA]

man if i had a nickle...you would have 1 nickle

[manny9567]

if i had a nickel

you'd have one nickel

[itachiseclara]

if i had a nickel for everytime i laughed...i would have one nickel...because i passed out laughing the first time

[24sizehoofupyourass]

man thats really low

[goobervongoober]

now what if one of us HAD a mental illness? damn wouldnt you be the jerk.

[sheddedtears123]

"if i had a nickel" all u retards wud stop posting the same fucking comment over and over.

[quinncyquinnquinn]

then u would have a nickle

[trashlucian]

The first was gud but this 1.

[xSpecialTedx]

LOL!!!

[Rockleefangirl6293]

I love this video

[SpikeWolf13]

"If I had a nickel..."

"You'd have one nickel." Lol

[Megaman1218]

uhh.. no.

[NiGhTmArEs09]

do u have the map...no i thought u had it LOL

[78213dg]

these videos are hilarious

[Patatoes3]

if i had a nickle...

youd have 1 nickle

[GAGFEST2000]

lol "if i had a nickel" "youd have one nickel" lol

[HaloSpartinSlayer354]

Hey Moremo97

[BornHalo]

lol its not he best series i have seen but it is great.

[niblenible]

pull my finger XD

[blazeion212]

man if i had a nickel..

you'd have one nickel

lollloll

[trickflip1]

wow, black guy-white guy fist bump does exist...

LOL

[MilesDude32]

Well, this episode lasted a while. Lol.

[duckmanham]

lol 'man if i had a nickle-'you'd have 1 nickle!'

[Gennady100]

man if i had a nickle...you'd have a nickle

[KimetersP]

Also yeah i just wanted to watch the video and this guy shows up? what???

[viNCeK13]

dont touch me.....

lol!!!

[Jango555555]

if i had a nickel...you'd have one nickel.

HAHA!!

[WoodsBalla7]

hehe...

if i had a quarter for every time i said if had a nickle id have FIVE times as much theoretical money!

[sryimanoob]

whaaaaaaaa im confused o wait im always confused lol

[KhmerDubbed]

WOAH... Theres 666 Comments XD

[Wolfie9X9]

WOW. That mountain just swallowed that pelican whole!

[Chaosshrine]

no arguing please. at least not in this video. if you guys are gonna duke it out out about a damn stupid subject, go ahead, but somewhere else. some of us dont want to argue. i just wanna watch this episode, thank you.

[arbitor66]

THANK YOU!for saying that

[diskchrisco]

man if i have a nickle-- youd have 1 nickle

[prophetarm]

man if i had a nickel.....you'd have one nickel lmao rofl!!!

[jezzafolife]

"man if i had a nickle"-"you'd have one nickle"

[brup123]

*dodgy battle cry*

"Haha, it's like he's sick but there's no puke"

I had to pause the video because I couldn't stop laughing, mostly because it's actually true - sounds like he's puking!

[GearsOfWarfan314]

man if i had a nickel

u would have nickel

[ozzyman75]

great ep. but kinda short love it though

[IJamesBarber]

i think the books are based on the games but the books go into more detail

[popryan04]

lol

Pull my finger

[turok810]

haha pull my finger xD

[deadprayer3]

"if i a nickel had fo-"

"you'd have one nickel"

lol funny

[Vicious713]

If i had a nickel for every time a pelican went in a hole i-

You'd have 2 nickels..

[bibdoleoeoeoeoeo]

Sierra is com. jargon for the letter "s", as in "S"partan 117. They keep it a secret from the covenant by using these jargon words to replace other words.

[Greeneyetreemonkeys1]

Not like it really helps right?

[soccerstarj17]

lol luv it 5 stars agian

[Luke139]

"whoa, black guy white guy fist bump does exist" rofl

[VPHLIPERS]

funny

[DonDevesso]

"if i had a nickle-" "you'd have one nickel" lmfao

[spainishell]

i thought u had the map no i dont

[KimetersP]

It is sierra 117 everyone says jon, the books weren't made by bungie.

[darvoz]

umm the books say John too

[KimetersP]

I know the books say john, it's not jofn 117, it's sierra 117. Then I said that the books weren't made by bungie.

[urben117]

chief name is john 117 the mission is named sierra 117 its not call him sierra 117

[spazgecko]

sierra 117 is a code name so covenant don't know who theyre talking about..but it's john

[hmm1tzchr15]

ur a dumb shit

jofn...wut type of silly person types it like that

[KimetersP]

never heard of a type error in your life 8 huh year old?

how about your butchuring of english? hmm?

ur.

wut.

never were they words.

[hmm1tzchr15]

stfu you white boy

go listen to ur nasty korn shit

OH NO I SAID UR

OMG

CALL THE FUCKN INTERNET POLICE CAUSE I MISSPELLED UR

go fuckn cry about it white boy

[KimetersP]

? yeah you can't make fun of mine if yours sucks. also why do not have enogh of a life to go back at leat 7 PAGES and reply????? Goodbye faggot.

[hmm1tzchr15]

oh wow u really dont know how to use youtube dont you...u get a fuckn notification if someone replies to ur comment u retard

and also its ENOUGH OMG U MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE OMFG AOSIJDAIOSJD wow ur such a faggot stop crying honestly u cant even rant right. u fuckn white boy dont fuck with me

[KimetersP]

you are simply saying the same things, can you please leave me ALONE if you have nothing creative...

[ghukra]

maybe not...however bungie asked the authors to write the books

[TheRug53]

Games are based on the books.

[stopthatfool]

do your fucking homework, the books are based on the games

[TheRug53]

Well suck my dick and call me Sally. Your right.

[slasherx115]

no not nessasarily harry potter book wasnt the same as the movie

[ShadowsFilmsStudios]

this halo

[hmm1tzchr15]

no its harry potter

[njd062199]

Master Chief isn't a 16 yr old kid that goes to Hogwarts and cast spells.

[hmm1tzchr15]

cortana is hermoine

when u see them in a corny movie its the only thing that makes ur dick go up

[cooldudemikel]

lol

[draco12999]

well um that was short

[SamdeSquirell]

wasn't as good as first

[Sob92507]

this is makeout point and uh..PULL MY FINGER! rofl:P

[dustrav]

you would have 1 nickle

[IMakeMovies4Fun]

"...Dont touch me" rofl

[qawqawqawq]

is ur siEAT

belt on  I DIDNT HEAR IT CLICK

[Iconoclasm333]

"Whoa, black guy white guy fist bump DOES exist!"

Haha, ooobama

[megaearplugger]

"Don`t touch me:DDDD LOLOLOLOl

[billypaczesny]

love this seris

[sharinganC78]

lo if i had a nickel-you would have one nickel

[redblood6669]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[naruto132899]

'wow black guy - white guy fistbump does exist' hahahahaha

[PRobbs811]

whoa, black guy white guy fist bump DOES exist!

[shadowkill4141]

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[lostsoul343]

Faggot.

[shadowkill4141]

well so is your mother.

[lostsoul343]

So is my mother? Wow, you are the best at comebacks. I have to tell you. Now, goodbye, I have something better to do.

[mindmounster]

lol if i had a nickele " youd have one nickle "

[amskater4fun]

"thats the biggest set of binoculars iv ever seen," "yes, yes it is" haha

[dantelho]

by SIERRA, they mean the airship in FF VII advent children??

[derduhdoy]

lolhiyal UR SHITFUCKER and this seious is kewl

[JMon618]

its like he threw up, but theres no puke. lol

[xFluFFys1ay3rx]

lol "man if i had a nickle,ud have a nickle lol

[ThatsBitch3n]

MST3K was THE funnyiest show around. I found it after it had been cancled but that dosent make it any less funny. With a little more movie time(not 1 fucking minute) this would be better!

[KingdomKillaz117]

this whole series is based off of an old show where a man and two puppet robots are stuck on a ship in space and are forced to watch horrible old movies but like to make the best of it while making fun of them with funny phrases. this series has little to make it as funny. if you dont believe me, go buy the originals.

[Vancha09]

I've always loved how the two marines pound it a few hundred years into the future.... wouldn't that be like walking around in tights and buckled shoes and powdered wigs nowadays?

[GopherBoysayssnarf]

if i had 1 nickel u d have 1 nickel XD

[xxxjames76xxx]

cortana is a ppprostitute

[DRZROCKZ]

ffs the shiit is funny 10/5

[bobzass2]

"if i had da nicle.." youd have one nicle lolololol 5/5

[VulcanXL]

If I had a nickel...You have one nickel, hehe. Not as good as the last one, but very nice.

[kutiekrissy]

Lmao,

"Do you have your seat belt on?

Yes

Is it on

Yes

I didnt hear it click

So.."

LMAO

[ldsricky]

fucking stupid

[5118208]

get a life and some humor while your at the "to be or not to be, am i an idiot?" store ok?

[gandalf5454]

WOW this is very hilarious :)

[wwwesp]

wow the black guy white guy fist bump does exist

whoa that mountain just swallowed that pelican whole. Man if i had a nickel.. You'd have one nickel ROTFLMAO dude

[darthtenchi]

whoa the black guy white guy fist bump does exist xD

[Minithewhiteboy]

this is makeout point...pull my finger

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

don't touch me, bro!

[dustylee]

lol

"see how they treat their tramp"

[OffDaChng]

hahahaha if i had one nickel... YOU'D HAVE ONE NICKEL.

[Deltahalo1177]

do you have the map? no i thought you had the map. no. god damit!