Top 10 YouTube Comment Types

[herpadiddlyderp]

gamecube gam,ecube ayayaya

[HumanityNPhilosophy]

like for a tbh :)

[Songspoint]

Gay! You have no life, get a girlfriend. *joking*

[purplemonkeydude]

your mum....=p



[GamingWithMoAndAaron]

Yuor mum...=P

[prestozable]

i just say im awesome tea weiners

[J88Wolf]

Hey now! Don't insult the trolls, they can be brilliant mind manipulators. Anyone who can take hold of some stranger's anger, and drag it along for 30+ minutes, has my total respect.

[sailormoonfan45]

@J88Wolf Trolls?! Respect for them?! NO way! They get happineses from peoples anger and they don't give a care about thier actions. thats called being a sociopath

[saadatsec]

@motormaxis206 get a life

[Coseepo]

Was that a wakizashi the defender had?

[motormaxis206]

WTH! this video sucks! u fail at life & u're gay!

[ghostrider437]

@motormaxis206 woooo ahahhhahahah you're so funny and original lolololo ahhahahaha a i'm dying!!!

that was sarcasm, gtfo loser

[TrynityAnna]

Sweet jesus marryme. Yes, I have the ring. GTFOH.

[AlexanderAnarchist]

@SailorMoonAMV Fuck you you dirty asian fuck. Anime cartoons are fucking gay. Most Australians are Asians? I'm gonna have to go out on a limb and say that most, if not all, Australians are Australian. U MAD BRO?

[AlexanderAnarchist]

Get the fuck out of Australia you fucking chink. Take you and your 2" dick back to your rice paddy.

[SailorMoonAMV]

@AlexanderAnarchist i think u need to shutup u hateful hater, and go learn some geography because most of australians are asians anyway, and asians r cool people they make all ur plastic n nintendo n anime n shit so shutup

[deejaaydope]

Liker: you rock

Disliker: wait, no you dont

Troll: put on some shades and cut your hair

Defender: im an asshole for saying that

Irrelevant: well your moms an asshole too lol

Spouse seeker: i wonder if she'll marry me, could you ask her??

Loyal: 12 minutes ago, i saw your video.. and im still waiting for the funny part!

Detail junkie: lmao @2:15 your face is like so many others..

The hardcore: ill fall asleep to this video.. 3-2-1......

The desperate: ffflk.fddw,............miof

[IzalovesU]

@Troll

[Chad99tt]

@Troll

[Chad99tt]

@ Troll..

[MrSillybutts]

i write the first thing hat pops into my head and has something to do with nipples!!

[FlyingMonkeys7000]

Or you can say something witty or smart to get people to like it.

[StevehStudios]

ROFLLOLMAO, this was awesome... i subbed :)

[barneythedog28]

your mum!... :p

[MrChipmunkFunk]

lol 0:52 you are NOT on youtube

[hwselfproductions]

@superiorlongboards everyone else can, y not?

[kyesarin]

1:43 was sooooo cuteee!! "please Marry meee~~~"

[flintp51]

you sound a little bit like Salad Fingers

[NStarStudiosLTD]

great video, I will think about subscribing :-)

[PlatinumMoney67]

You have very many binders

[ThePoliteElephant]

2:29 funny tongue

[blisskalok]

andy you're very creative.

[iGamingProHD]

Please check out my channel! SUB fo SUB!!1!!1!!1!!

Please check out my chaaaaannel! SUB fo SUB!!1!!1!!1!!

Please check out my chaaannel! SUB fo SUB!!1!!1!!1!!

Please check out my chaannel! SUB fo SUB!!1!!1!!1!!

=P

[jayke1k996]

The first thing i did this morning was write a comment on this video.

YOUr MUM... =P

[itchypigie]

YOUR DAD/ :P

[XxDEATHRUNExX]

ROFL @0:27

[sandbar3000]

I'm the detailed type. Sometimes I'm a defender

[ItsMnztrr]

your mum!.. =P

[ErichGlendale]

u forgot arrow to knee people -.-

[Af3ktt]

@ErichGlendale because this was made more then 1 year ago..

[PS3roxMYsox]

@ErichGlendale made in 2010 :)

[KiNgS4EvAful]

how about "puts on sunglasses"

[TheSantiayo]

what about if i'm kind of all?

[gerrard2615]

Im definetly #8

[MontageMan13]

@gerrard2615 diddo

[wintherkill]

ill defend u

[superdougvideos]

lol i just realized im a hardcore

[Fsk1125]

@PeaceKeeper347 that is trolling lol :P

[TehGraffitiCarrots]

@PeaceKeeper347 Made before Skyrim duh

[RacistWeasel]

@PeaceKeeper347 Look at the date this was made

[superiorlongboards]

can i get a like for no reason? :)

[ThePOOLOOKER]

@superiorlongboards here's 40

[brian2189114]

544 poeple have never commented on a video

If I get 50 likes I will strap my brother to a chair and make him watch this

No top comment? I must Sieze the opprotunity!

I never get likes =*(

DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!! Tomorrow you will meet your ture love for the first time. They will have brown hair and green eyes. If you post this comment on 4 videos then push alt enter their name will appear but if you don't you will be killed by a car exactly a week from today.

[rosepetal29]

@brian2189114 Thumbs down:

1. Fucking chain mail

2. There is top comments.

3. Who gives a fuck on what you do to your brother?

[brian2189114]

@rosepetal29 Haha LOL. I didn't really mean any of that. I just wrote it and put it there because I've seen a crap ton of top comments that follow one of those 5 formats. They are all just more specific top comment types. = )

[Ollieisanarchy54]

@brian2189114 I will meet my ture love?

[Statonic16]

I want a video that lists those comment cliches like '...took an arrow to the knee' and 'I want to be a horse...' or 'Roses are red...'

[KetchupExplosion]

I used to get top comment, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[KendlRecords]

im a troll, (By the way your video sucked!) LOL JK loved it

[LightningStripeDFTBA]

I am a: liker (a bit), a defender, a bit of a loyal, a detail junkie.

[MeleeFiend01]

i feel offended u didnt include the all in 1 youtube commenter.

[ICookieMonstaar]

@ 2:32  DORAEMON (:

[dominoeangel]

Oh my word...this is so funny. Love humans! each one of ya labeled youtubers are enjoyable....most of the time haha Lets all remember a real person is on the end of your keyboard. We need to be aware of our integrity upon the computer. Soooo if we don't like a vid we can say so....but why on earth do we try and slash someone's character? Let's be real all and keep integrity within here! TRON all the way haha! luv, ME

[jagjagin]

i can be loyal , defender, detail junkie

[TheFisherman95]

im a TROLL ( usuck unub omg)

[AvrilBritneySelena]

you forgot the thumbs uppers! you know those people who always ask for thumbs up

[AvrilBritneySelena]

your mom...is a mermaid!:O

[ZammexNobody]

wow. this was on the front page once. awesome vid btw. subbed!

[fiercedietyknight]

Every communitychannel subscrber is loyal for lamingtons, including me!

[italia932844]

I am a liker, defender, and detail junkie :]

[gbernard23]

I'm the sort of person, complete nutcase, but I wouldn't like to be what I am, I try to find common ground with people, so I can feel sane again

[TheModdedBullet]

0:39 Your face is classic

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

i'm liker, defender, loyal & detail junkie :D

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

wtf... I thought I was the only person ever using ROFLOLMAO xD

[QuZWesTHere]

your vids married me :Dheh

[TheWesT89]

The word troll is as old as the word swag.

[TheAnneRobinson]

WOW he has a gamecube

[4killercod]

does "My Dick itches!!" go under #5? if so...i sometimes am a #5

[MinecraftTwinsInc]

lol @ 2:29, your face was classic. lol jk. :)

[NerdNerdTOOT]

Top

Rick rollers

Omg

Lick penis

Llama

[MsSMSgirl]

LOL. lets see ..ive been a few.. the defender, the detail junkie, loyal (lol). i have trolled before just to see what it was like(from a different account!) .and ive been an irrelevant. lol. and think of something funny to say.

[chris5342000]

what the heck!? this wasnt funny!

[starfishpoop]

@chris5342000 shut up you hateful hater! get a life!

[machogrubba14]

I hate it when i type something down that just thought of and i get so many comments saying, "you just want a thumbs up don't you" and i get very angry... >:( but i believe i am a difendor.. :D

[19Jones91]

The people who leave the "[so and so] disliked this video" in hopes to get the top comment annoy me.

[ryanwong0119]

The like and dislike is the cigar Justin Bieber smokes.

[Soakedboy]

I'm a "sit there and try to think up something funny" and liker person.

[magickittenz]

Top 10 traits in people :)

[magickittenz]

This is soo funny, and soo true! I subbed. :)

[LorraineBaines1]

I don't comment

this is the first time

[TheMarksmenCat]

did he dieded?

[sisiroxu]

Lol hen he said ur bum

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

i was on deviantART and i liked a pic. it was a pic of rouge bat ^///^ i typed sexy and there was a troll. >=(

[GamerInari]

i'm an irrelevent!!!

...your mum... :P

[gateway268]

0:00 to 4:01 was my favieriote

[gateway268]

0:00

[pqvimana]

lol I like it awesome video I subbed!!!! ... just kidding but I subbed 4 real ... I submitted a video response but I understand if U don't approve it ... always friends

[TheTonyChau]

Something on yourı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨­̨ screen?

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

pika!? pika pika chuuuuu????!

[leethehedgehog99]

LOL LMFAO AT 2:44 ITS A CLASSIC

[ELMATTO1000]

the real thumbs up somments are the ones hat dont ask for thumbs up

[msp2041]

You forget the one comparing a video to Chuck Noris xD

[Animecarazy24]

i bet u cant get more likes than the that guy

[UrbanFr3eFall]

lol @ 2:28 your face is classic!

[Oliveeeeify]

NO HOMO ! hahaha.

[AQWorldsDarklonso]

Lol @ 0:39 your face was classic! ;)

[KinnyT3]

THUMBS UP IF YOU NOTICED AT @2:28

[deanman007]

I Like Him.... he Make Me Smile!!!

[darkerthannemo]

lol @2:29 you flicked you tongue out :P tried to catch me out with that one

[zZzLucariozZz]

@YoutubeUser I'm a replier, so I just say things that no one actually knows what they mean. ha.

[DisneyTv123]

@TROLL shutup you hateful hater! get a life !

[nutcrackersong]

how the fuck is a asian Australian ?

[MegaBization]

lol repetedly press 7 and try not to laugh

[Michessense]

Im Ah Defender & Detail junky :)

[Cal7890]

iiiiiim liker defender :D and replier



[dgineye]

im a #9 the first thing i did this morning was to check if you had a new video X)... heh.

[zZFr0sT3dZz]

You'r Mom .... :P

[Rani1597]

I'm a liker, defender, and detail junkie. But I also am an informer and a replier.

Btw I know a loyal, he's more like a stalker though.

[iloveredalert3]

@Rani1597

my is

Defender,Replier & TruthTeller (not made yet, its basicly telling truth whenever its true or false. like "Dragons Are Real?" or "Ghost exist?" is that true or false? lets use the "Dragon" answer is : True,Because scientist has discovered the fossils that dragons have lived when dinosaurs ruled the earth.) oh and Classic Face :P

[TheLinkroy1]

@Rani1597 for secont there i tha that you say i'm a hitler i was like what lol

[drizzleDC]

ROFLOLMAO, this was awesome... i subbed :)

[fiercedietyknight]

1:54 yeah, well i'm still waiting for the lamingtons communitychannel promised me!

[Adcmd19]

I'm a Loyal and Detail Junky. I can be a great Defender if I have to.

[prontoplx45]

Lawl @ 2:20

[zane2kewl]

lol @ 42 yyour face is classic

[CrystallLink]

1:03 PIKA

[czam425]

Good trolls are actually the ones with the larger vocabularys and his example of a troll was fail.

[WorldWideSims]

I'm a loyal :)

[88megagirl]

I'm both defender and desprate. So subscribe, and GO AWAY TROLLS!

[LeDosh1]

the dislike bar is the size of Justin Bibers penis :D

[orangevolume]

ima liker and a defender :P nice vids btw :)

[MintChocolateCow]

lol i love #4

[matthews237]

Lol @ 2:29 look what his tongue does! XD

[andrewrhood]

A mix

[greyclaw654]

bad troll is bad he's complaining about a youtube video on facebook

[vilked]

You that cuddly toy thingy that's in the background at 3:28, i think i have something similar to that

[2259masterchief]

need to take a shit... oh i´m the irrelevant type :P

[killer7151]

what about the people who try for thumbs up like:

"justin beiber small penus"

"Thumbs up if you read this comment"

"boobie"

[hellokittyemochick]

i am not any of those... i am a BANANA!!! heh :P

[computergeek0916]

im a defender a liker and im one of the loyals also i am a detail junkie i hate to admit it

[DemDemDavid]

P.s lay of calling things gay as a insult.

[EmoHugBoy]

TROLL TROLL TROLL WHY DID ME BREAK MONETIER

[IFloatful]

Im a Loyal defender Commisioner, Now Im Gonna Load Up My Keyboard And Vocab For Battle, >=(, Wish Me Luck

[AwesomeUnicornMagic]

Lol @ 2:30 your face is FUNNY

[xPeAcEfOeVa]

Your bum

[1236grant]

I'm #4 & #7.

[GuruEdward]

maybe do a top 10 flavors video?

[AfroNinja0077]

What the hell. This isnt funny!?

[computergeek0916]

@AfroNinja0077 imm a defender now shut up troll u have no life lol jks i know you are kidding so am i

[nemesisk38]

defender >D

[scoot24925]

#1: Fake and Gay

[xXxMuSiCdUdEXxX]

I wanted to say lol @ 2:21, "Wow thats gay" but then I realised that you were talking about exactly that... i feel like an idiot lol

[CoOKiiECRUMBLEPANDA]

1:43 foot clap <3

[Kagura876]

looool @ 2:29 ...yuh face looked funny

[DarthLoI]

LOL pause at :39! Classic face :P

[BdonYoo]

You forgot those kids that beg for likes:

"OMG 536 people are stupid! THumbs up for everyone to see!"

I always give em a thumbs down for fun.

[jiffypillow]

peka :D and i think i have done allot of them but im a liker :D

[jiffypillow]

lol @ 2:29