How To Practice Nude Beach Etiquette

[HeyEww]

Why does this seem like its directed at guys only?

[rajusman]

Self control don't stare assume nothing about morals= cut your dick off before you get there

[TheBrocky03]

Nude beaches: Good in theory , bad in excecution.

[woot1196]

i cant stop staring

[mhsgvmrigss]

Can... Can you masturbate? O__o

[JkTwins13]

She said looking at birds

[X9Justin9X]

who are we kidden we didnt come to learn etiquette we came to see some big ole titties!

[attiyeh422]

idk how i got here but, if i got stiff then i WOULD flaunt it to the whole beach >:)

[freddy9854]

the woman in the beginning looks like Sigourney Weaver

I'd like to fuck her roughly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sigele110]

What if I would stare at those parts fully clothed. Ooh I can stare naked then. Gotcha

[Blacxbrazz]

i think we're back to primitif attitude

[Livesinashack]

I hate politically correct speach.

[novoyaseridiota]

Fuck off american puritans

[dunky472]

@novoyaseridiota fucky u

[jsharps1000]

see if im nude on a beach with a bunch of nudist im showing my dick and im showing my boner.

[hereticxhexen]

im 100% sure its about sex... but from another road...

[kaylietripper]

you would be surprised at how natural it is to be naked at beach just after a half hour, Although , I will have to admit , I was feelin pretty darn in the mood teh whole so as soon as I gopt home i went to

DoMePlz.com

and found myself someone to have some fun with in the bedroom.

[1991teamjacob]

i think i wouldn't mind going topless however i do have stretch marks and if people looked i'd be quite embarrassed

[shrivandarum]

THIS IS A GOOD INSTRUCTIONS.

[shawmutt]

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have....

[arappabugzappa]

I just searched for 'nude' looking for the band...

[sachax8]

lol if i walk here i get a bone__r

[113gsp]

So much for bitch culture of America

[alonenjersey]

For you chaps worried about getting an erection @ a nude beach, my advice is simple: IF it happens, don't flaunt it or cover it up. Worry about it is a waste of time.

[moviefan520]

i found this hard to jack off too

[alonenjersey]

@moviefan520  This was'nt produced for such an activity.

[greatfanofg]

love nature, love naturists ;)

[arsenball4ever]

i came here from THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP [MUSIC VIDEO] of smosh

[ameliabenhot]

here is the best nude collection.. adf . ly/3mRW8

[Pjor1cp]

What if you get a boner? 

[BCete]

damn im so bored. Why did i clicked this.

[claudius2u]

'Naturists' rules are all about women's rather pru prudish objections to men being male. But, it's nice to think guys can be a little modest:-))

[Blazinnningnstuff]

ಠ_ಠ

[aliensupremacy]

people will only go to a nude beach in the hopes that it will get them laid

[Johnh1999]

Thumbs up if you searhced up "nude beach" to see a naked chick.

[KaTooM3289]

If you put it out on display, I look at it, end of story.

[liplegend]

I accidently typed in nude b*tch 

[PeTreTTyy]

How did I got here from Dead Island gameplay ?

[williamkendrick]

@PeTreTTyy i know right?

how the FUCK did i end up.. oh YEAH..

i CLICKED IT.. THATS HOW.

CMON DUDE, NO ONES FOOLED.

[jmathews408]

@PeTreTTyy Same question lol

[repoman174]

People go to see tha ass,arousal is a problem.

[ModernMegalomania]

That guy really needs to put a bra on. It's offending the children.

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@ModernMegalomania guy? bra? you are fucking gay

[MoMaurors]

if you have jelly rolls dont go to a nude beach

[WKmugen]

Why do I find this funny!?

[naturismforeal]

More real nudists and naturists on mynudists.>>>>>> com

[thegso1]

@awsomemount hahahahahahah

[Magnus1177]

Again in the strange part of youtube...

[ekrub1959]

I LOVE WALKING AROUND WITH AN ERECTION AT THE NUDE BEACH IT REALLY EXCITES ME KNOWING EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT MY COCK..I JERK OFF ALL DAY LONG UNTIL I AM ABOUT TO LEAVE THEN I HAVE A MASSIVE ORGASM AND SHOOT A HUGE LOAD...LOVE IT !!

[Mephistin]

Rules to make a nude beach the most unfun thing ever. Screw nude beaches

[barakobama]

Great info

Thanks



[Thetruenihilus]

What if you just popped like 10 Viagra. How could you possibly lose your erection? See they need to be more specific.

[justspaztik]

My keyboard does have an F13 key.

[sadlonelylad]

porn life

[TheSmallfly]

780p removes the blur

[14vdul]

What if you an old time nudist...how would u get a boner?????

[marythenudist]

how gtfo if your not here for the actually etiqutee

[spdunk524]

f13



[allseevid]

is it wrong to do rough anal sex with my gf or only regular intercourse is allowed?

[redeye117]

Naturist club usually prefer couples and families as they would like a equal amount for each gender.

[nude2011]

veryyyyyyyyyyy nice boooobs

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[stupidcantbefixed]

Hey, if they don't want me looking at their tits and pussies they should cover them. THAT'S NY ETIQUETTE and I'm sticking to it:)

[HappyGuy00000]

oh ok so were pretend like everyone wearing clothes come on

[MuffinsVids]

thanks this helped alot

[BorgKing001]

if your commenting on this video, then your a virgin

[SK8BRDDUD123]

'Some naturist clubs only accept married couples'- yeah, swingers

[Destructoid17]

Thumbs up if you searched "nude beach".

[fnfrfrnds]

@Destructoid17 f14 downloads try it

[budakblue059]

Moobs and small dick. Pathetic guy.

[PantieInvader]

That would be embarrassing to pop a boner mid-conversation.

[iamyourmom2]

Can you jack off in nude beaches?

[Pzypro]

I lol'd. That guy is win :P.

[amitooislam016728398]

fine

[nybiker1]

Naked



[2submit]

naturist my ass...

[FixerNK]

please, make a video on how to see through video blur.... ;)

[carlosaglez1]

it's funny how these nude addicts knows intimate body* details from other persons

[Nightmare060]

@carlosaglez1 "Nude addicts"? What the fuck are you on about?

[carlosaglez1]

@Nightmare060 Hahahaha

[13bestkisser]

why dont they show the boys penis



[furstenfeldbruck]

only women should do this...

[Nightmare060]

@rizaru78 It's natural but it is also rude. You wouldn't do it while clothed, so don't do it while nude!

[carlosaglez1]

@Nightmare060 Sometimes we do it while clothed, yeah life is rude,haha

[Laticalsor]

Kanhaiyalalram@ovi.com

[votaocu]

how the fuck is that rude is like a girl has a huge cleavage but says that she doesnt want anyone to look though like its only because shes hot?thats bullshit its the attention. naturists go to those beachs because they want to show private parts so i can get a erection and masturbate

[Nightmare060]

@votaocu Just because you cannot control your own sexual urges does not mean that other naturists can't either!

[cactusmilo918]

@rizaru78 I know! but maybe she´s talking about those ones staring at people´s private part fot TOO LONG jajaja

[EVH3730]

I am black and WE got to naturist beaches all the time

[Ahmadkhamash]

Thank god am a muslim lol Wtf is this

[D3THSCreaM]

@Ahmadkhamash Its an epic bullshit my muslim brother even non-muslims are angry coz of that shit hehe

[xbox7888iscool]

have you ever seen black people on a nude beach?

[DavoHardy89]

@xbox7888iscool - More than that, I've TAKEN black friends to nude beachs. I am a crusader!

[Ram671000]

Most people should always stay fully clothed. Not all of us are beautiful people.

[gomeiha]

I always get aroused when going to these damn beaches. Sorry! I can't control it. WTF do you expect? They are NAKED. What do you want from me?!

[bestamerica]

'

why this lady bossy tell the man NO camera and NO binocular,,,

what is her problem,,,

this lady use a sunglass and did look at another man nude

[shfbdfi1273]

For Atheist.

[werdesook]

Thumbs up if you went here to see some naked chicks

[maniaslayer9]

i can't ever go to a nudist beach naked, i will have an erection most of the time

lol

[zombiedeutsch]

@maniaslayer9 i'm watching this and got an errection, i wonder what happens if they show tits, or if i go there o.O

[cactusmilo918]

@zombiedeutsch "cum"

[zombiedeutsch]

@cactusmilo918 what cum does mean ? :o

[Foodfast123]

@zombiedeutsch you know... ejaculate

[SidDaBunneh]

If you don't like seeing a man's erection, then maybe you should exercise self control and keep those nipples soft too. Let me know how that works for ya.

Oh and pics? If you're in a public area, you're fair game.

[mrazimuthaal]

telling a man not to stare at a woman's boobs is like telling a fish not to swim.

[lootingtoday]

You notice how people with small dick's never go to nude beaches.

[carhart001]

@lootingtoday Bro check out the 'naked bike ride' videos nudists have posted. A few nice boobs but mostly a wiener fest and I mean smaller than a cocktail wiener. Scary.

[MegaSuperman54]

i find this hard to masturbate to.

[Jsmith12292]

F13 Removes The Blur ;)

[XXXsanctumXXX]

@Jsmith12292 u son of a b**** ;) i actually looked too

[Jsmith12292]

@XXXsanctumXXX XD

[thunderbirdmrocks]

@Jsmith12292 Jesus christ! my board has a F13 key.Lol..

[emaciation]

@Jsmith12292 i'm buying a handful of F13 keys, stripping you down and force feeding them to you. covered in sand and chocolate.

[steelixbido]

@Jsmith12292 awesome!

[bullshitproof]

@Jsmith12292 u got me...

[TheWolfJim]

@Jsmith12292 thnx it worked!!!

[Jsmith12292]

@TheWolfJim No problem

[narutofan9tf]

@Jsmith12292 THERE'S NO F13!!!!

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@narutofan9tf dumbfucking naruto fan of course theres no F13 you sick pervert did you really find it? dumb fuck

[narutofan9tf]

@zAdrenalizedGamingz

it was a joke, of course there's no F13, you're clearly an idiot for not realising that

[narutofan9tf]

@zAdrenalizedGamingz

removing your comment, so you realised how wrong you were, no biggy. We all make mistakes

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@narutofan9tf no no no cuz I thought you were another guy nevermind sorry about raging earlier have a good day man

[narutofan9tf]

@zAdrenalizedGamingz no prob mate

[MegaTimebomb098]

@narutofan9tf i heard there's an f13 on macbooks.

[Leijona321]

@narutofan9tf Fucking sherlock

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@Jsmith12292 yeah riiight...

[cedarandmore]

what?



[PhatNinjazProduction]

@carhart001 nope why do you think she has her legs closed

[carhart001]

@PhatNinjazProduction I don't know. If you pause at 0:45 her leg is raised enough that if she was really naked and if that area wasn't censored you would have a clear look at her private island which looks to be bare. BUT if you look at other nudist vids posted on youtube not only are most of the women unattractive their bush hasn't been pruned since it sprouted so you may be right. Case in point in the YT search box enter 'world naked bike ride madison 2010'. Completely disturbing.

[carhart001]

0:51 Anyone else think the girl in the shades is 'shaved'?

[ShadyTheJoker]

i didnt search for this.. but reading the comments on this is pretty damn funny;) hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[briandressler2]

private parts?

[carhart001]

'If you get aroused you needn't hide it'??? Huh? 

[DragonRider520]

@carhart001 "If you get aroused you needn't hide it, but don't flaunt it, either" Its saying that if you get a boner, you dont necessarily have to hide it, but dont go around and show everyone either.

[carhart001]

@DragonRider520 I don't no bro unless your hiding behind a brick wall a boner is pretty tough to cover up and unless you're a perv you wouldn't try to show it off. Besides judging from the appearance of most of these nudists who could even get it up? Accidentally or on purpose.

[jbbang123]

7 steps just to get naked at a nude beach

[jbbang123]

how cast has everything make one on how to do a blowjob.

[goovreau]

lol howcast, you would obvi show this

[MysticDMBherb]

I have a nice penis, Im gonna work on my body now and hit up one of these, I've always wanted to

[AssurgentGaming]

What if you get a boner -__-

[SaiyajinCMC82]

Hate to tell you vinorob.....the creator doesn't give all men on the planet big weiners...so it's no control what your born with.

[shaher92]

أححححححححححححححححححححححححح

[freeharddrive]

I have a stiff dick!

[nurbsenvi]

WTF is naturist? And why?

[geasscanceler16]

@nurbsenvi google :P

[jkarlnyc026]

Some of you are saying GAY like it's a bad thing! I'll have you know that Gays and Straights get along perfectly well with each other on the east coast beach at Sandy Hook, NJ where nudity is completely allowed. I'll bet that would solve the boner problem for all you "straight" guys!  "Minds are like parachutes the only function porperly when open!"

[FuckThatShitBitch100]

i wear dark sunglasses so i can check out the chicks

[irishgummybear]

@FuckThatShitBitch100 Thank you for telling people to wear sunglasses because I'm going to a nude resort in 2 weeks.

[gekisen01]

its natural to attempt to have sex with an attractive, undressed individual

[marcsw5000]

@gekisen01

No its not!!!!!!

[Gergle7]

@marcsw5000 HEY, FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!!

[carhart001]

@rizaru78 LOL. That is one of the first places our eyes wander to whether we have clothes on or not. Unfortunately most of these 'nudists' or 'naturists' should stay COVERED UP preferably in a dark room. Yikes. No chance of playboy asking them to pose.

[smoke10108]

this gave me a boner

[gamilaze]

where's the nude beach in france for exemple?

[Draconimemnous]

Lol? Alright let's hit the beaches woOoOoOot!

[ChideraOkolo]

Awesome! To the beach!

[adamcaul]

have you all lost your minds? Whats the point????? You not supposed to look at peoples private parts THEN why on GOD GOOD Earth dont ya just wear clothes.

[naresh9804]

why they are nude

[gamemaniac1000]

PORN ON YUTUBE

[Doomsday2060]

Why is it rude to look at someone else's 'private parts'.

They have nothing on so what do they expect?

It is like when someone comes and sits next to me and they have very low cut top. What do you expect? Of course I will stare at you because you are ASKING for it by wearing a low cut top.

[johnthegreatdriver]

@Doomsday2060 I agree. If it's in the display case I'm gonna look at it.

[borontheborelord]

@Doomsday2060 if you were trying to have an honest, intellectual conversation with someone while naked-I don't think i'd like it if s/he were just staring at my junk thinking, "hurr durr he's naked.". That would be rude and hurtful and make me feel like nobody listens. So even if they are just "asking for it" it'd still be rude. You can't change the rules of society to suit yourself.

[Doomsday2060]

I couldn't give a flinging fuck about any other part of a woman's body.

The lady's face might look nice, maybe her eyes.

But I would much rather see their big bouncing breasts because:

1) They look nice

2) It is not often that you see a naked woman in public. (Not where I live anyway).

The only time I am going to look into their eyes is when I am holding a conversation with them.

[SidDaBunneh]

@borontheborelord

So, instead we should just kowtow to those who want to change the rules of nature. Look, I'm no naturist, but unless all these guys there are gay, there's going to be gawking. I'm not saying overtly, but some. If you want normal guys at these places, then deal with it.

Oh, and ladies, women and/or tarts, feel free to gawk at my magnificence all you want. Touch and my girl will bite.