LotR rewritten: Anduril

[Trustworthyalma]

I'm showing this to my boyfriend, haha 

[doitlikemasteryoda]

it cracks me up everytime i see it!!! well done! this deserves a million views :D

[mossiano]

sword of fucking kings

[etka3646]

your Guard character (in the red coloured shirt) sounded a bit like the Joker from the new-fangled Batman films!

[cherylelgersma]

ur too old to do that

[polikolpol]

very nice work man! reminds me of mighty boosh !!!

[ABTEX20]

Nice job ! would like to see more of it !

Maby something like the council where everyone distrust everyone( my opinion because dwarfs are hung like baboons, humans cry for there mommies al the time & elfs like have 1 child in say 50 jears, so or there utterly pist because tey never get a moment free or elvish girls are not easy to get laid ...) see ya !

[astralentity]

reminds me of places that won't allow concealed carry

[laser8389]

Bravo, Magnulus!

[Flaeren]

im not leaving my fucking staff xDxD

[ProfessionalHobbit]

xDDD Hahaha, nice. Well, make the whole thing and I really won't need to read the books ;3 (did try.... got very bored...)

[seesea89]

haha thanks for this video

pretty impressive acting there

my sister and i were laughing so hard at the singing

[Magnulus]

I don't know if I would call it acting, but thanks. ^_^ The music is probably my favourite part as well.

[morwen555]

-Grins- This is brilliant, thanks for posting! =)

~xx

[Magnulus]

I'm glad you liked it, and thank YOU for posting, too! ^_^

[QueenDemonDoll]

LOL!! Just great!!

[tuce1241]

omg thats fuckin hilarious! "this is sword of fuckin kings, dick" and the background music! HAHAHAHAAH

[betweenhispaws]

Oh god, this is the best thing I've ever seen. The background music cracks me up! 5 stars!

[Magnulus]

Hahah, I'm glad my unparalleled musical prowess could get a chuckle out of you. ^_^

[betweenhispaws]

You do have unparalleled musical prowess. :)

[Usmcspartan420]

ohmy frakin god.... musical prowess isnt shit comaired 2 ur musical preformances. "im not leavin my fokin staff.... omg lord jesus thats funny shit.... did u have to get homo with legolas...that was 10 times the hilarity. good fokin job u english Saxon(white power)

[ERUNAMExNIS]

That was hilarious-- I can sympathize with your frustration reading the books. Great writing!

[coyotee88]

OH my god ahahahha i fell in love

[Metallicazack]

The background music is amazing!

My sister was watching LOTR and I couldn't stop laughing :D

[LanaB2]

Dammit, I was watching Two Towers yesterday, and this scene came up and I couldn't stop giggling just thinking about you going "This is the sword of fucking kings, dick" lmao I'll never be able to watch it without laughing.

[Magnulus]

Hahah! Yay! I've "ruined" many scenes in Lord of the Rings for many of my friends. I lubs it. It means they think of me every time they watch it... Thinking of how better to kill me, but still!

[LanaB2]

Lol yeah. But oddly enough I love ruining films for myself - Phantom of the Opera being the best, I just can't watch it at all now XD

[dylangio]

this proves my idea that you really dont need to have any money to make a great video just great writing. good job

[Magnulus]

Wow! Thanks! ^_^

Probably my ego's favourite comment ever!

[tuor1984]

Anduril likes the girls lol

[Magnulus]

Anduril makes holes in beef + a plethora of other fallic sword-metaphores. ^_^ I'm glad you liked it!

[101Lyall101]

that was fucking wicked

[Magnulus]

^_^ I'm glad you liked it!

[JessicaEBigham]

That was great!

[Magnulus]

I'm happy you liked it! ^_^

[doitlikemasteryoda]

lmao!!! that was hilarious!!!

hahah

[guitarfreak714]

ah! that explains it haha,i hope that dosn't get in the way of more important matters :D

[Magnulus]

There ARE no more important matters than me! Jeez!

[guitarfreak714]

geez one man show haha

[Magnulus]

I'm such an ego-maniac, you wouldn't BELIEVE!!

[LanaB2]

Ok, u scare me...a lot lol but that was funny as hell, I couldn't stop laughing. Vera...lmao

Great vid

[Magnulus]

BOO!!

How's THAT for scary?! ^_^

[LanaB2]

I'm terrified, really I am :|

[sykodude4]

haha thats really funny good job!

[Magnulus]

Glad you liked it! If you subscribe, you'll be around for something fun to happen quite soon. ^_^

[cheerGgirl]

hahahhahahahah!!

[g4yozlykMAYO]

Haha!!!!! The background muzic iz the best!

[Magnulus]

Thanks! You can download it from a link in the description!

[saradominswordrule]

HAHAHA man thats funny

[Magnulus]

Glad ya liked it! Thanks!

[JuicyOrange]

Haha.

Firefly reference!

Someone probably pointed that out before...

[Magnulus]

I think maybe one or two people noticed. It's very subtle, only detectible by true browncoats! ^_^

[chipsmusik1]

lol, legolas

[s3ntimental]

F*cking awesome. MORE

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks a lot! If you want more from the characters, check out my video "Winner of T-Shirt Contest" which isn't directly from the book, obviously, but uses the Aragorn and Legolas characters and a few more.

[dancegypsy]

Just as funny today as when I first saw it, and yeah, I love it when Legolas calls Aragorn: "Dude...Aragorn...Honey." ROFL Before, you could portray them all, with your hair long and golden. You might have to invest in a few wigs, as the newly shorn Magnulus, but please don't abandon your idea to recreate more scenes from the book. This is priceless.

[Magnulus]

^_^ Bad wigs would work quite well, I think. Once I stop getting new ideas that I want to finish, I'll start the LotR series.

[dancegypsy]

Ahhh... nothing captures the aire of Middle Earth like your soundtrack. Just had to come give it another go. After the Annie Lennox video for "Into the West", this is the next best thing.

[Magnulus]

*chuckles* Thanks! ^_^

I hope I can get back to doing the LotR: Rewritten series I've been planning.

[elvomirr]

We'll just standby and wait. May the Spirit of the Lord of the Rings be with you.

[elvomirr]

Yeah Magnulus, I can never get tired of listening to it, again thanks for giving me the MP3, still haven't used it yet. This is my 5th account though. I like your shirts, I consider ordering one maybe by January 2008.

[Magnulus]

Heheh, thanks. ^_^

[TheRavenOfPoe]

Brilliant! =) If you ever have a spare 10 years on your hands, it'd be great to see your version of the rest of it, hehe!

[Magnulus]

*chuckles* That was, in fact, the plan. I was going to go through every single chapter and do basically the same thing as here to them. I might still continue to do them.

[TheRavenOfPoe]

You definately should make more of them ;) The Anduril one was hilarious! I loved your characterisation of Aragorn, Legolas and Gandalf!

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks!

[ravenlillysoa]

lol @ legolas! This is awsome well done!

[Magnulus]

Legolas and Aragorn do seem to be the favourites. ^_^ Thanks a lot!

[Shadow13Magnusownz]

I love this video so much! I love LOTR. this is hilarious. "I'm not leaving my fucking staff." i love that.

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks!

[tabithascobra]

i love LOTR, this was funny!

[Magnulus]

Thanks! ^_^

(Yes, I am determined to answer all of them if you are determined to WATCH all of them. It's the least I can do, considering all the pain you are about to inflict upon yourself as you get to my long-winded ranty videos.

[tabithascobra]

lol i'm trying my best!

[elliemeypambrige]

Jesus Christ, that was fucking brilliant!

...?

[Magnulus]

^_^ Haha, thanks!

[haveanicedayeveryone]

Thas gonna take forver with over 1000 pages

[GuardiansSpirit]

Imagine if they did all three volumes of the LotR, the entire 9 or 10 hours of the movie this way...? You would play every character, the whole fellowship. Love the Aragorn character.

[Magnulus]

Actually, that's almost entirely my plan, though I'm doing it based on the book. ^_^ Thanks for the words!

[jawnydabeste]

you are a weirdo

[Magnulus]

That statement will meet with unified agreement from everyone who knows me. ^_^

[dancegypsy]

You are outrageous! I was crying with laughter, half-way into this... "Yeah, it's called Vera." You're like the Norwegian Monty Python, all rolled into one.

[Magnulus]

^_^ You're making me blush again! Shame on you!

[Tseecka]

OMG OMG OMG

First time I watched this I didn't get the joke. Now I do.

...Legolas is probably the most UNLIKE Jayne of any character in Lord of the Rings. ...ARWEN is more similar to Jayne. I love it. ^_^

[Magnulus]

Well, Legolas DOES have that little love-scene with his new bow in the Extended cut of the Fellowship.

[Tseecka]

Hm, this is very true. But you don't see Legolas trying to trade his new bow away for a random undercover Companion, now do you? :P

[Magnulus]

True... But there ARE no undercover Companions in LotR! ... At least that I know of! O.o

Man, she's hot, though. I'd totally give away Vera for her. Vivacious must be the right word, I think.

[Tseecka]

*rolls eyes* I'd take Inara over Saffron any day. Saffron in hot; Inara is fucking BEAUTIFUL. I would die happy if I could look like her.

In my opinion, Saffron's only real point in that series was a) to introduce Vera, and b) to be the catalyst for the ONLY Mal/Inara kiss.

And I dunno. Galadriel could be a Companion. You never know. >_> <_<

[Magnulus]

Well, I'm not finding Saffron as an all-out maverick companion too fanciable, I'm more going for the sort of innocent but alluring Saffron that she plays. So, yeah. I'd be so after Kaylee if I was on that ship, though. She's my kinda gal. Innocent but not, outrageous and just downright cute. Inara, while damn fine, is not my type as a person.

[Tseecka]

Aaaah, gotcha. Well, that's understandable then. *nodnod* And, were I male or lesbian, I would probably go for Kaylee as well. She's by far my favorite /character/ on the show. Really nice person, as well, out of character. Unlike Nathan. That man has some anger issues *sigh*

O_O Video's playing while I'm writing this...first time I noticed that Legolas calls Aragorn "honey". *giggle*

[Magnulus]

hahahah. Yeah, it's very muted, so I can hardly even hear it myself. ^_^ Makes for a nice, subtle joke, however unintended it was. Nathan Fillion has anger issues? Didn't seem like it from what my buddy tells me. Whatever, I don't really care that much.

have you noticed how quickly the messages appear today?

[Tseecka]

Yeah! Youtube has stopped being so ridiculously angerfying!

No, Nate seems to have some problems with his temper...what with reading his blog and then the stories I hear...I live in the city he comes from so I've heard allll the tales. Stores he's boycotted for being dicks and the like. Its rather humourous. (I don't go to those places anymore--anyone who refuses to cut Nathan-fucking-Fillion a break doesn't deserve my money).

I likes the subtle unintended slash jokes. *grin*

[Magnulus]

^_^ Can't say I've ever seen his blog, and I can't seem to find it either, so I wouldn't be able to say anything about that. All I need to know is that he's nice and amiable in the DVD commentaries. I like his sort of humor, too. ^_^

[Tseecka]

Oh, no, he's a great guy when he's happy. But its when he actually gets pissed off that he, well, REALLY gets pissed off.

Yeah, his blog's on Myspace, and you hafta be a friend to see it, so that's not surprising.

You seen any of Drive yet?

[Magnulus]

Nah, not really. I've such a bunch of other stuff to do lately, what with my school application and stuff.

[Tseecka]

Ah, yes. I've had the same issues with final exams and all that...first year university is a massive bitch. But from what I've seen, its pretty good...just hope FOX doesn't decide to screw Nate over again.

Good luck with the school and whatnot, let us all know how things go. <3 ^_^

[Magnulus]

Thanks, Tschikky-Tseecka! ^_^ And thanks for the chat!

[FOTBALLANIMASJON]

haha, du er rå!!!

[Magnulus]

Takk takk! Spre ordet! Men ikke rock for hardt, for da kan du sprekke skallen. Jeg snakker av erfaring!

[Trampaz]

hahaha that was very funny and well executed, you played every character pretty damn well! specially loved legolas, haha congrats!

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks! I hope you liked the Legolas in my latest video as well. They're all fun to play, though. Doing my new video got me wanting to make a new LotR video, actually. Better get on that.

[savannahrose37]

In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.

Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.

repost 3 times to be saved

[Magnulus]

You are not very smart, are you?

[KrisMTL]

Anything LOTR pwns, but that line at the end "I'm not leaving my fucking staff!" Cracked me up LOL good sutff

[Magnulus]

^_^ I'm glad you liked it!

[warg29]

Funny guy.. :)

[Magnulus]

Thanks, warg! ^_^

[Hypocriteria]

This is brilliantly made, and very, very funny. I liked Australian!Aragorn. Anduril and Vera. Amazing.

[Magnulus]

Australian? Maybe. Hadn't noticed that before! ^_^ Thanks!

[sakura1kisses]

its the fucking king of swords lol i love it!

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks, Sakura! I really appreciate that!

[MetaBob]

Hmm... did I say how hilarious and brilliant I thought this was when I watched it the first time two or three months ago?

...no, I see it didn't.

Well, so anyway... hilarious and brilliant. Better late than never, right?

[Magnulus]

Absolutely, Bob! One can't expect an elderly gentleman such as yourself to be able to remember EVERYTHING, right?

[Ontus]

Brilliant! That was Hilarious! Great music!

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks, mate! If you like my home-made music, check out my music video, Billie Jean.

[RubenDBLL]

great music rofl

[Magnulus]

Thanks! Check out my newest video, Billie Jean, for some similar fun!

[dejitarus]

I love the background music.

[Magnulus]

It seems as though the thing most people really like about this video is the music, which, I suppose, is logical and just, as I spent quite a bit more time doing the music than the actual acting and editing.

Thanks for watching! ^_^

[dejitarus]

So it was you singing? great job! that was cool :-))

[Magnulus]

Thanks! I'm not much of a musician, so when I make music, I find it easier to just use what I've got. It happens to be an instrument I have almost 25 years of experience with, which is my mouth. The effects can be pretty fun. ^_^ I'm working on another project right now which also follows this "philosophy" on music.

[dejitarus]

One last favor bro. I know this is gay but, can i ask for an MP3 of the music? Just the music. I will use it as background music when I video record my Lord of the Rings action figues collection. You can email it on dejitarus@yahoo.com. But if not it's Okei>

CIAO! be going home now, until next time. Be waiting for your next video. "All Hail to the Lord of the Rings!!!"

[Magnulus]

^_^ I'd be honored! I'll just have to get the files off my old computer and onto my new one so that I can make an mp3 of them and send. I've been meaning to do that for ages, anyway, so I'll get to it by the end of the week.

[zalmoxe]

hehe... this was hilarious.

[Magnulus]

Thank you! I'm working on more rewritten episodes as well, so that could be good.

[misticmoon115]

nice acting, i love legolas' bow! hahaha and great backround music too by tha way

[Magnulus]

thanks a lot. My verbal brand of music is a source of great pride for me. ^_^ In fact, I'm working on a new... piece right now, so keep a lookout for that during the week/ weekend.

[sarahkellett]

luv it luv it luv it

[Magnulus]

Thank'y! There's more coming in not too long.

[sarahkellett]

I hope not too long!

[DeXimE]

lmao, brilliant :D

[brockpetrie]

Awesome job Mag! Give us more!

[Magnulus]

I'll be re-reading the book(s) while in England the next two weeks, and I'll probably come up with some fun stuff by the time I get back.

[SiHKMissV]

Haha awesome video!

[periurban]

I love the music! Brilliant!

[Magnulus]

Cheers, Peri!

Thanks for watching, too. I can imagine you don't have a lot of time watching people's vids now with all the subscriptions and comments you're getting, so it's an honor!

[TradaPIB]

Great work Magnulus :) 5 stars. :D

[Magnulus]

Thanks, Trad.a!

[piwakawaka]

yeah, luv it!

damn fine acting indeed.

[damnredshoes]

Vera, eh? Jayne might be jealous. Funny vid!

[Magnulus]

Glad you got the reference. ^_^ Thanks fer watchin'.

[clarkent20]

cool...and feel free to use dirty language coz i think it adds a different but original aspect to the lotr universe.. i mean, how often do u see that white magician swearing( or whatever he is , im not a big fan of lotr so i dunno the names of the characters, sorry)

[clarkent20]

HAHAHA nice work man..good acting too

[Magnulus]

Cheers! If the response and ratings are good, I might feel compelled to make more... Ah, who am I kidding? I'll make more even if yours is the last comment I GET. ^_^