Lol I remember some of these and when I dominate someone on a server I say it on the mic or in chat xD I said Oh, so your deadly skill is jogging? mine us murdering...
THen that guy said when i was jogging i ran over you
Spy is Scout's stepdad. He's not responsible for Scout's birth, but this makes sense.
But you people should shut the fuck up about Pyro. There's no official stuff about Spy and Pyro and the like. If you guys love your fantasies about it, then go ahead! But keep it to yourself. As of now, PYRO'S A FRICKIN' IT.
this is Scout, rainbow make me cry
ZzVinniezZ 2 days ago
Did you forget about ME?!?
Everytime that quote plays i feel awesome
Pohty4 2 days ago
Spy is the meanest of ALL the classes!
drawnman1 3 days ago
You died for honor and for my amusement!
rachelkingdomhearts 4 days ago
This is rainbows scout makes me cry
theoriginalhigh5 6 days ago
Medic and the scout are my favorite ones haha
xDickard 6 days ago
Engineer is not illiterate he has eleven hard science PhDs.. :)
ProSiNNeR 1 week ago
I love how he laughs at his own jokes, lol
WilcoDeltaOut 1 week ago
Spy is best. :D
TheFlyingStar11 1 week ago
This is scout! Rainbows make me cry!
JJay0626 1 week ago
"YOU ARE SUCH A BAD DOCTOR! HAHAHAHA!" was probably the best for the Medic. XDDDD
gamesleg 2 weeks ago
@gamesleg you almost healed me to death that time'
XxGaMeGLItChErZxX 1 week ago
@XxGaMeGLItChErZxX ohh fatman please!
TheEmperorGrievous 1 week ago
Oh, soldier, who will they find to replace you? ANYONE!
TheZacharyrichard 2 weeks ago
I love how ENRAGED he gets when it's the pyro! BURN IN HELL YOU MUMBLING ABOMINATION!
travboy101 2 weeks ago
"HAHAHAHAHA... YOU LIVE IN A VAN! HAHAHA!!"
That just made my day.
Strixlord 2 weeks ago
can i borrow your ear piss? (to Sniper)
ZzVinniezZ 3 weeks ago
LOL: "Can I see your earpiece? Oh this is scout! Rainbows make me cry!"
MBG141 3 weeks ago
Played like this, the Spy sounds drunk as hell. Just rambling and rambling.
knhirt 4 weeks ago
Come guys you know his lines are the best and funniest.
This is scout, rainbows make me cry hahahhaha
ProSiNNeR 1 month ago
The black Scottish cyclops... Now extinct..
Hahahahha
ProSiNNeR 1 month ago
Lol I remember some of these and when I dominate someone on a server I say it on the mic or in chat xD I said Oh, so your deadly skill is jogging? mine us murdering...
THen that guy said when i was jogging i ran over you
Wtf?
The2Coolest2 1 month ago
He ran fast... and died a virgin.
Colyo62 1 month ago
GOOD DAY 2 U MAIT! HAHHAHAHHAH
Cascante98 1 month ago
Here's what I have that you don't,A functioning Liver LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Cascante98 1 month ago
"Kaboom to user!!"
Wow, he trolls the players as well.
desmondli007 1 month ago
HAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN A VAN.
ImperishableCat 1 month ago
"dead illiterate friend!" But engie has 11PHDs....
drfunkmonkey 1 month ago
1:15 SUCK!
MrPrestoman 1 month ago
Transcribe audio...
Fallenshadowv3 1 month ago
11 people forgot to spy-check.
tk4217777 1 month ago 5
does he not like the heavy?
Anime5431 1 month ago
@Anime5431 he dosent like any of them couldn't you tell
jordan3802 2 weeks ago
I'm looking at 11 people's Xray... and I believe they SUCK!
GillianGerardSingh 1 month ago
Did I throw..........
*Puts on Sunglasses*
............a Wrench into your plans?
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
MBG141 1 month ago
@MBG141 you're doin it wrong....
Did I throw.....
*flicks cigarette*
....a wrench into your plans?
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OutcastForevermore 1 month ago
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Well of to visit your mother!
Doomageguy 2 months ago
ive been looking at your x-ray and im afraid YOU SUCK
estester100 2 months ago
Tf2 meaning
Twin brothers, argued over colors
Red Spy: I think we should wear red suits!
Blu Spy: Nah, Blu is better
RED
BLU
RED
BLU
SCREW YOU, YOU ARE NOW MY ENEMY, I AM JOINING THe BLU SIDE
The2Coolest2 2 months ago
here lies scout
he ran fast, and died a virgin
theagentT6 2 months ago
No worries mate... hahahahahaahha! you live in a van! hahahahahaha
petaredrev 2 months ago
"Here lies Scout he ran fast and died a virgin" XD epic
lollypopp125 2 months ago
He's so mean to Heavy, but its so funny XD
PoptartFoxAssassin 2 months ago
1:40
frafuoridigiri 2 months ago
is it just me or does the spy sound arab?
walrusguyjr 2 months ago
FUNCTIONING LIVER, DEPTH PERCEPTION, AND A PULSE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Granzecake 2 months ago 3
@Granzecake its is under pulse
moviewatcher933 2 months ago
Heavys not fat.....hes cute :C
nightmare2nightmare 3 months ago
@nightmare2nightmare I know right?...D: -snugglesHeavy-
TheUncannyX 1 month ago
my he really seems to hate the pyro. i wonder why...
wolfmoon256 3 months ago
@wolfmoon256 because pyro exposes him.
Pokemonminecraftdude 2 months ago
Aww soldier, who will they find to replace you? ANYONE XD
XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX 3 months ago
My favorite one is the one that denotes laughter being the best medicine.
Thanos828 3 months ago
You are an embarrassment to spies everywhere!
roboecto 3 months ago
"here lies scout. he ran fast, and died a virgin."
that's just cold, man...
Ubermonkeh 3 months ago 11
@Ubermonkeh "Well, off to visit your mother!"
Twitchythe3rd 3 months ago
spy sappin mah paitence >:(
madman101ish 3 months ago
you fatso assed fat headed fat man!
ribbonviolet 3 months ago
kaboun too you
petros6pat21 3 months ago
"You fight like a woman!"
Yeah....about that.
MissingnoTheGreat 3 months ago
best lines ever!
Arawos 3 months ago
No warriors, mate!! hahaha
You're living with a man!! HAHA!! XD
desmondli007 3 months ago
@desmondli007
more like
You live in a van :S
Biohalomonster 3 months ago in playlist Liked
here lies scout ran fast, died a virgin XD
InStInCs1009 3 months ago
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
SPY!!!
VERSUS!
NAPOLEON!!!
BEGIN!!!
deeruner 3 months ago
lol dick 1:06
slirbajs 3 months ago
THIS IS A DIET I CALL DICK
Appo47 3 months ago
watch this video and then then listen to his voice in Meet the Spy. COMPLETELY different
toastersstoast 4 months ago
"Burrrn in hell, you mumbling ABOMINATION!" :3
Stupidfart9876 4 months ago
Spy, the best dominater. EVER.
TrueBloodTimeLord 4 months ago 61
@TrueBloodTimeLord well that's pretty normal, he's wearing a latex baclava...
0xCIPHERx0 4 months ago
(To the Australian sniper): Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time.
Err. Spy? Ever heard of Saxton Hale?
Xidphel 4 months ago 43
@Xidphel he says that to the soldier but jsut because you are top commented i am gonna have mercy on you
twistedmetalero 2 months ago
@Xidphel that domination sound is the spy dominating soldier
moviewatcher933 2 months ago
@Xidphel Negative. Its to soldier.
ifiwereademoman 2 months ago
1:49 ROFL!
MidnightWonko 4 months ago 2
This is Scout! Rainbows Make Me Cry :P
SuperSmashFan24681 4 months ago 4
I merely finished what your liver started!
blackmendosa 4 months ago
And so we see how the spy is actually pretty immature.
Eeldium 4 months ago 4
As much as I adore the4 Sniper, I think the Scout & the Spy have the best comments hands down lol
sneakykatze82 4 months ago
The insults to scout are the funniest:
"Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin."
"May I borrow your earpiece? This is Scout, rainbows make me cry! Over!"
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
"Ooohh.. you were quick as a little bunny weren't you?"
tikizip 4 months ago 6
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Did you forget about me?
LongClawzHidden 5 months ago
Needs to be a new Demoman quote:
" 'ere's what AH 'ave that YOU don't: WORKIN' LUNGS!"
Yootoobpoopification 5 months ago
OH, FAT MAN, PLEASE!
THIS IS GETTING AWKWARD.
Gronzlo 5 months ago
I cant listen this when im playing, too much explotions around
Boldark 5 months ago
@giuguletzu
Ooh you were quick as a little bunny werent you :D
nicoparas 5 months ago
hahahaha this is scout rainbows make me cry lol 1:58
hoodedy 5 months ago
"No worries, mate!"
whonow09 5 months ago
I was in game, I dominated a demoman, and suddenly I hear "The black scotish cyclops, NOW EXTINCT!" and I had trouble stoping my laughter
edcellwarrior 5 months ago
"I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!" XD
Ozymandias916 5 months ago
Here lies scout,he ran fast and died a virgin xD
MegaGlitchMaster100 5 months ago
1:55 that almost killed me rofl
blanntaka 5 months ago
Whats the matter fat got you tounge haha
tyshawnseago 5 months ago
Medic medic MEDIC! xD i fucking hardly luagh
No worries mate...YOU LIVE IN A VAN HAHAHAHAHA
Good day to you might
We all knew you were a spy
just epic xD
SpAwNtheGaMeR 5 months ago
@wolfkid503
Sniper.
SparksLoog 5 months ago
"You died as you lived; running away." OHOHO. You're French, so you have no right to talk.
(:B I'm kidding.)
But my favorite: ran fast and died a virgin.
MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg 5 months ago
wait who lives in a van?
wolfkid503 5 months ago
@wolfkid503 sniper
Ozymandias916 5 months ago
I can't help but laugh along with these
MSPaynt 5 months ago
When I was playing as spy and dominated a heavy to hear the "You died the way you lived" line, I totally lost it!
ThePandaGun 5 months ago
You live in a man? O.o Van sounds a shitload of a lot like man
tearsofblood3000 5 months ago
Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin!
dragonbalism 5 months ago
How u got the sounds wheree u got em?
Rustylhunter 5 months ago
dat french
fucking awesome
ZackAttack7492 5 months ago
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around.
DoubleGale 5 months ago 5
"At least you died for honor! ...And my amusement!"
xD
DASxPIRANHA 5 months ago
Here lies scout; He ran fast and died a virgin.
LvLupXD 5 months ago
"this is Scout Rainbows make me cry"
thewigly3 5 months ago
10 people got dominated by a spy
horia63 5 months ago
He goes from smooth and suave to a cackling child, it's brilliant.
KaidaShade 5 months ago
"The Black Scottish Cyclops - NOW EXTINCT!" lolz
Calick 5 months ago
"here lies scout, he ran fast, and died a virgin"
XD
1epikness 5 months ago
The sniper van jokes always crack me up
DarkBlueConverse 5 months ago
10 people forgot about him after he dead ringered. 8(
Helpertin 5 months ago
10 scouts cry when they see rainbows.
Helpertin 5 months ago
"Well, off to visit your mother!" Now THAT is an insult.
taiyo888 5 months ago 6
"I am looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!"
Ledslinger7777 5 months ago
the spy is a cold, cold man. and hilarious.
minecraftmaster34 6 months ago
I love the Spy's laugh.
I don't know what it is, but it always makes me laugh. xD
Catdemondarkness 6 months ago
Kaboom to user!!
desmondli007 6 months ago
It sounds like he really hates the pyro judging by his domination responses for pyro....for good reason too :P
Johnf3545 6 months ago
10 persons cry because of rainbows
lKelrashl 6 months ago
giddy up now!! TO HELL!!
choren64 6 months ago
I'm looking at your X-Ray,and i'm afraid YOU SUCK!!
MakDakProductions 6 months ago 4
"Here is what I have and you don't: a functioning liver, death perception, and a PULSE!" xD I seriously died laughing :D
BloodyBuddy2311 6 months ago
@BloodyBuddy2311 Then how'd you type that?
MrUnicornMassacre 6 months ago
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BloodyBuddy2311 6 months ago
When he said ''you disgust me filthy jar man!'' i though he said ''you disgust me filthy german!!''
xXMoLtEnMaStAXx 6 months ago
He sounds genuinely insane from 1:20 to 1:25
Moonchipz 6 months ago
Good god it's fucking hilarious how funny he thinks he is X3
Erahoshigakinara 6 months ago
hello mentelgen
kiomopo 6 months ago
I've seen your x-ray... and appears YOU SUCK! i lold
W4nt4an4pple 6 months ago
you die as u live overly obese YOUR SANDWHICH WONT SAVE U NOW FATTIE medic medec medic :d
somethinsomethin100 6 months ago 3
kaboom to you to
somethinsomethin100 6 months ago
lol @ taunting sniper - "You disgust me, filthy jar man!" XD
Ozymandias916 6 months ago
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
somethinsomethin100 6 months ago 3
1:20 This one makes him sound like a psychopath.
theguywhoannoysme 6 months ago
10 people are fatso-assed, fat-headed, drunken virgins who live in a van. Couldn't resist.
ginganinja714 6 months ago
I'm looking at your x-ray. and I'm afraid... you suck !
ifiwereademoman 6 months ago 2
"this is scout, rainbows make me cry!"-spy
ThyQueerOne 6 months ago 3
Why is the voice actor for the spy so FUCKING AWESOME
geramul 6 months ago
most of the insults to the Heavy all sound like they're thought by kids.
"I am OWNING you, you FAT BALD FATTY FAT... FAT FAT!!" - Scout
"Dominated you fatuous, fat-headed FAT MAN!!!" - Spy
weezing22arbok 6 months ago 81
@weezing22arbok
To be fair, I'm pretty sure the Scout has the education of a seventh grader at the age of twenty or so.
DoktorAlMerengue 6 months ago
@weezing22arbok They have to say it where Heavy understands it.
1waffleiron 6 months ago
@weezing22arbok No, those are the thoughts of Karl Lagerfeld.
vulcangrl13 5 months ago
@weezing22arbok The reason Scouts and Spies sound the same is because the Spy is the scout's Dad, and is also dating the Pyro.
KeiToEverything 3 months ago
@KeiToEverything Correction:
Spy is Scout's stepdad. He's not responsible for Scout's birth, but this makes sense.
But you people should shut the fuck up about Pyro. There's no official stuff about Spy and Pyro and the like. If you guys love your fantasies about it, then go ahead! But keep it to yourself. As of now, PYRO'S A FRICKIN' IT.
weezing22arbok 3 months ago
I just have to use that X-Ray one on somebody XD
DaxterD1 6 months ago
He doesn't make enough Fat jokes...
Game117Fanatic 6 months ago
Typical Frenchman. . . And I love it <3
RawrIAmCupcakes13 6 months ago
he's a good troll
awangdcsz 6 months ago 169
@awangdcsz GOOD?! He's a master troll. If he got on the internet, No one could best the Spy.
Clawber436 3 months ago
@awangdcsz you live in a van HAHAHAHAHA
the2222full 3 months ago
@awangdcsz What do you expect? He is French, after all.
Thegreatwario383 3 months ago
Meet the Troll.
dneirflriGsedaW 6 months ago
"...You did a fine job, tossing your little balls around." O_O
MrHeLLELL 6 months ago
spy talking to heavy sounds like stewie grif
xXMoLtEnMaStAXx 7 months ago
I think I recognized Spy in Monty Python The Holy Grail
SkitzoCannibal 7 months ago
"I finished what your liver started" best spy quote
squiderrz 7 months ago
Wow, the spy is a dick, I love it.
FieryShaverdian 7 months ago
Dominated, you fatuous fat-headed fat man!
Bethster7 7 months ago
"Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up"
Call the Kettle black!
DwarfNinjas 7 months ago
@DwarfNinjas That's what i would say to Rebecca Black.
Franzo203 7 months ago
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DustyD543 7 months ago
"Oh fat man, PLEASE, this is getting awkward!"
ChocolateZombie101 7 months ago
Where can i go to get a lot of sound clips for free? One site i used to go to was Entertainment something, it had everything? Anyone have ideas?
BaldurandVali 7 months ago
YOU LIVE IN A VAN! HAHA! xD
Bidmartinlo 7 months ago
spy is an asshole lol
halorules1000 7 months ago
I looked at your xray. IT SAYS YOU SUCK lol
TheJtagClan 7 months ago
hilarious stuff
Usagi1992 8 months ago
omg, he is sooo mean to Scout lol.....his son....
MySexychick5 8 months ago
"This is Scout!"
"Rainbows make me cry! Over!"
MakDakProductions 9 months ago
why dont you have *for medic* "They shoudle call you doctor le NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Jason9992fromroblox 9 months ago
You disgust me fat man!
Conqueror441 9 months ago
I may actually have to marry Spy.
After I find a way to make him real.
TheSquirrelMeister92 9 months ago
"Well, of to visit your mother!"
Serilaene 9 months ago
How about that spy ? The soldier also says you are the foulest of all demons [citation needed].
ff7cocaine 9 months ago
hahahahaha Spy is really evil 3:)
ThePhgames 9 months ago
The Scout dominations are my favorite
ChompDude 9 months ago
3 then 6
FALLOUT3514 9 months ago
"you live in a van!!" thats so low haha
yukaza115 10 months ago
The spy is completely tactless once he starts kicking ass. From a seemingly well-composed Frenchman to a petty, immature bastard.
mysterykcad 10 months ago 6
They all sound so psychotic when dominating.
DjKlzonez 10 months ago
LOL to Scout he says "Well, off to visit your mother!" (See Meet the Spy if you don't get it)
CaptainCookieStealer 10 months ago