Sh*t Straight Girls Say to Lesbians

[theeGLAMstarr09]

I cried when fucking Katy Perry started blasting.

[MissChikako]

Man, if you gotta gf or bf, I don't care what fucking gender you are. Good for you. You've just moved up from Single/Forever Alone to Dating.

Most straight people can't even do that.

Theoretically, that makes gays/lesbians better than us straights, as there are more of us single then there are of you. Just saying.

[xxrainbowfishxx1]

watch aggressives on hulu.com

[maksoftball8]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!:):)

[RainBowPrideeNaee]

` I Swear I Hate When They Say To Butch's "DO YOU HAVE A PERIOD" & I Hate When They Tell Me "Your Too Pretty To Be Gay" BITCH WHEN DID BEING GAY HAVE A LOOK !

[FatalityX9]

Pretty funny.

[LittlemonsteR242]

gaga<3

[eltoro704]

U two are busted

[Amblynno]

LMFAO I busted out laughing when Katy Perry part came on. x'D

[sjenkin1]

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[lovewillkillusall]

LMAO! Katy F****N' Perry! XD

[rainbowkitty1000]

SPEEDBUMP..........lol

[NiteSoldier88]

is your favorite color flamo lol

[nowelahhh]

@NiteSoldier88 *flannel

[audiogasmic]

@NiteSoldier88 ... flannel.....

[xxtatibbyxx08]

@NiteSoldier88 flamo? wtf? It's flannel.

[MsAPtitude]

this is OBVIOUSLY THE MOST DUMBEST WANNABE FUNNY VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN!! im gay, didnt laugh AT ALL! this just shows how fucin STUPID STRAIGHT GIRLS "CAN" be..

[Darshu1337]

@MsAPtitude i believe that was the point...

[TheChosenKid]

@MsAPtitude Don't be so defensive about it. It's all part of the "Shit ____ Say" or "Shit ____ Say To ____" videos that's all over youtube. It wasn't meant to be offensive, because on most of these videos, it's true. I wasn't offended, it's just stereotype comedy(which most people know that stereotypes have some truth behind them)...

[TheBestGif]

yknow, this video I was like ehhh, ehhhh, meh, and then when you were like "So how do you...." I lmao'd the loudest ever.

[princessascratchy]

This was pretty good, but you might want to go somewhere other than a car.

However, you DID move the camera quite a bit, and that helped separate scenes.

Nice job.

[thatonechick2012]

Really cuz that's not my conversation.

"You're a lesbian? I'd bang."

And I'm straight as an arrow.

[CelesteContradiction]

Yup...

[LyonsLM]

The only ones hating on this video, is those damn straight girls

[cris004u]

Oh my god, what kind of ignorant FUCK doesn't understand the concept of SEX between two girls? Really? You need a dick? Dear god, you must know some stupid people.

[redeyestint]

@cris004u i think its like sex is suppose to be intercourse and if two women were to sleep together it would only really be oral sex...

[tielani09]

Sir? Sir? LMAO!!!! TOO FUNNY!!

[foreverXcinderella]

Look, everyone who is offended needs to chill. This video was posted to be humorous, not offensive. I personally, think it's so true and extremely funny. A lot of my straight friends have said most of these things to me on multiple occasions.

[nycolbebraddy]

lmfao this is true...well for retarded str8 girls anyway lol

[mturtle6969]

haahaha great vid! so true too!!

[geturgirloffmydeck1]

That chic looked like a lavandera

[ElizabethVictoria23]

lol

[blabspalshface]

I wanna hit them in the face. I'm not a lesbian. I don't have a problem with LBGT. This video is just fucking annoying!

[finmagik]

true.

[whaddupitscourtneya]

"is your favorite color flannel?"

[SuperJeezy175]

I stole that same yankee candle air freshener out of a girls car

[poser4sho]

@SuperJeezy175 why would you steal? they cost a dollar

[mccada]

NOT funny!!!

[Sassymarkrep]

LOL@yall's leader.

[trollsarevirgins]

So true

[RealDrummerGirl]

that person that was in the front seat looks like trace cyrus

[superk13ngreen]

I actually can relate to this. When people I don't know very well find I'm gay, they say a lot of stupid things....

[TheBritlove6]

the awkward moment when you realized it wasnt the same girl in the beginning.

[cgeeezy21]

this shit was funnny af , lmaooo .

cuz girls say tha same shit to me alot .

[3ThatGirlSteph2]

Okay...not funny...#FAIL

[TheAhMillie1]

The weird thing is...:

I've been looking for that afro EVERYWHERE!

[Personaforever]

Was that really a girl?

[anqelicaValquez21]

lmfaooooo this video is soo right

[Rosalie97cutie]

aha! i swear i thought they were gona go at it or something! 0-0

[Satankitteh]

o_o" I'm so glad I don't have any straight female friends...

[blunchblack]

this is the antithesis of funny

[Personaforever]

@blunchblack

It wasn't that bad. For the people who don't know what an antithesis is.XD

[shandifox]

I could've sworn one of them would've been "So do you like me?" or "So do you find me attractive, then?"

[CookieMonsterYumYum]

oh gawd... i rofl'd so hard!

[liveattacklive]

goodbye IQ...

[DubbaSebas]

"Are you a boy or are a girl?"

[arianaluvzu]

NOT FUNNy!

[lexxypexxy]

Not really funny like the others ones. ;/

[xTheEmilyx]

I've been asked literally every single one of those questions. With the exception of Lady Gaga being my leader.

[MsColdCanada]

@xTheEmilyx I'll help you out then. Is she? Is Lady Gaga like your leader or something?

[xTheEmilyx]

@MsColdCanada Ah why, thank you. And sadly, no, she isn't :/ although I do have to say I'm a fan of meat dresses and living inside eggs.

[SOTEP666]

@xTheEmilyx shit me to and i be like wtf everytime

[DrokkBr000]

Watd I just watch lol?

[Breanna1770]

"Don't you like lady gaga, she's like your leader, ya'lls president" & "You've never touched a dick?.... Girl". These two were so funny lol.

[NaJaHnTHeHouSe]

...whhhat?



[miraxxooxoxo666]

I hate when wig hair gets in my mouth. Not that I experience it all that often.. >:)

[AquaMaria24]

this shit had me weak!

[32ladypanthers]

u both r so hot im lez :)

[rdsx463724]

Taylor Swift at 1:21

[lilmisAlli42]

every girl is gay...



[MsColdCanada]

@lilmisAlli42 What?

[absintheangel777]

Why does this sound more like what guys say to lesbians

[TeenageTomboy]

More like "What blondes say to Lesbians"

[reeseybear95]

Shes like y'alls leader or something right ? y'alls president ? LMFAOO !

[AbbiRalphLauren]

I'm black, I don't get told I look like Justin Beiber..

[bingbingbo123]

@AbbiRalphLauren hey man its probably cuz ur black

[YeruV]

The chewing gum is epic!

[Bubblyone009]

I got alot of the why but your too pretty to be BI

[KayMami69]

lol this shid is sooo true

[drdeathfucker26]

you look so cute chewing that gum. i don't know why, but yup, you do.

[thatoneweirdo1]

I've gotten some of this before...

[lorelynpr]

Is flannel your favorite color? HAHAHAHA!!

[steph510592]

can everyone just like my comment so i can be in the top comments pleeeeezzzzz!

[7672547]

this is totally random but u hav a nice smile :D

and nice vid!



[icklestick]

all through highschool I dated guys, and then showed up at prom with my very female date. blew some minds, hada blast.

[itswanbitch126]

"This is like the lesbian song" XD

[TheNightcrawler300]

"You're too pretty to be a lesbian!"

Oh my God, this is gold

[asmarahcheetah]

Oh my god, spit out the gum!

[alecial143]

haha I fuckin love that shit!

[piglover914]

you are soo right on all of these lmao

[peachykeenmama28]

Im sorry even if it was an act... this video was terrible. It was funny at first, but then got lame at the end....

[natdawg911]

@kab0269 chill homie its part of the act, gaaaah damn.

[kab0269]

this would be a funny video if you werent smacking your gum in my ear through the whole thing

[orangecrush1900]

SO MUCH GUM CHEWING haha

[natdawg911]

lol shit guys, the gum chewing was intended to be over the top! sorry if i grossed a few of u out haha. but keep watching, me and ashley are gonna make some more videos soon! holla!

[piper06]

@p01v04 id be a millionaire by now. Everytime im at the bar, I get that at least 40x. And I frequent the bar, lol

[Toos1]

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[ThaBlkRainbow]

lmao is your favorite color flannel?

[blitzkrieg1122]

Fricken' hilarious! I'm guilty of making the Justin Bieber comment to one particular friend. LOL

[laikelolgirl]

The one thing that bugs me is when they ask who is the guy int he realtionship

[Tanajuraish]

Sir...



[panecitaxbeso]

I'm straight, and thank God I haven't said anything like that.

[JadeeSienna231]

Are you a boy or a girl? Sir...sir..? HAHA!

[GNDcherryblossom]

I like really pretty boys and I wonder if that makes me bisexual ><

[Redheadgamergirl1]

@GNDcherryblossom do you find the same AND opposite gender attractive enough to actually considering asking them out (not just guys who looks 'pretty')? because if you do... yeah you just might be bisexual... if not, nah it's just pretty boys look adorable haha

[Surtr92]

why do straight girls always have an afro and chew gum?

[MsAuntMary]

i love Lady Gaga and im straight :) but i have lots of gay friends ;D

[lesbianchickforevful]

"This is my girlfriend,,,Lady Rah Rah" Haha

[Rileytherock14]

I don't know why, but that Lady Gaga wig made lol even more because of that Lady Gaga comment in the beginning. Lmao Nicely done.

[lovelifelive1018]

hahahahahaha!!! too funny!!so true!!

[MorehJoyy]

this is so true... questions of my life. haha

[HadToBeThere939]

oh my gosh

[coolfann1]

gay in both senses

[LeilaMeat]

The gum chewing was fucking disgusting however when she started twirling it I laughed. XD

[BLTLipgloss1998]

idk why but lesbians scare me more than gays o.O

[Heilynde]

I have never said any of these things to my lesbian friends! Mostly I just flirt with them.

[TheGanjaGroove]

@Heilynde ew...

[transsuperman]

nicely done !

[donklue]

If you look androgynous what do you expect people to say.

[EnigmaticRPG]

@donklue If you take 10 secs to actually look at someone besides their hair length or boob status, it isn't difficult to tell someone's gender. Srsly. If you're over 9yrs old, "R U a boy or a gurl??" makes you sound like a complete retard. Excuse me, an extremely rude retard. Yeah. Also, my parents are rascist. XD

[donklue]

@EnigmaticRPG sometimes it takes longer then 10 seconds. YOu could be very intelligent.

Just answer the fucking question. its simple.

[Noh8forlife]

@Demonmack0 righttt!!

[TheYogina]

hilarious

[JillnRe]

"Are you a boy or a girl???"

SO MANY DAMN TIMES.

[cragmac1000]

I thought they were all lesbians, including the straight girls.

[TheJtotheOYCE]

Lmfaooo!!!!

[WhatTheFrankBro]

Straight up 

[coffeeandciggs]

i kissed a girl.........

i would never im so scared.

[sheepieashlee]

this is like a lesbian song uh huh yeah hyeahhdaha bahaha

[liltanzi]

LOOOOOL

[Demonmack0]

CHEW THAT GUM

[georgegarcialopez]

lol i asked the same question

[katherineisaballer69]

You chew your gum like a monster.

[IdoSowhat]

when my friend is asked if she is a boy or a girl all she says is "Yes"

[TheJalbany]

its funny 'cause its true!

[symonecandace425]

yall's leader. lmaooo

[MrTealBootsMonkey]

dildo n a strap on?samething?



[kt76943]

"and I said to him 'you're so gay'..oh shit i'm so sorry"

I swear I hear that daily man.

[chamblizi]

TRUE SHIT!

[laurae1029]

Honestly the gum chewing was so annoying I couldn't even finish the video

[chalkgirl24]

1:24 Lady gaga? Lol

[IllegalCitrus]

LOL

[ChanFacets]

HILARIOUS! R u a boy or a girl? SIR lmao

[p01v04]

"you're too pretty to be a lesbian" boy if i had a dollar for every time i heard that one haha

[NaomiLawlietJr]

@p01v04 I hear that, and I'm not even a lesbian.

[KayMami69]

@p01v04 lmao right

[jordynjoyo2]

@p01v04 hmmm i would have a doller :D

[tatortotgrl]

The girl in the white wig looks kinda like taylor swift. That's hot.

[DiamondLove06]

I am so guilty of asking if they a boy or a girl....lmao I'm sorry I'm so fucking sorry...Awkward.

[BangBangLocks]

lol, and check out my shxt Artist Say On my Page

[gustatoesCAMEO]

Used to... Two, two girls. Such a lesbo.

[TheJulzperez]

the one with the bow is hottt

[prettylidi14]

LOL LOL LOL LOVE THIS!!

[DomoXDone]

I Postedd this to facebook (; All my friends liked itt.

[alexluvsu9426]

I Kissed a girl! I would never, i wouldn't..

hahah

[benjie2429]

lol..not a good attempt

[benjie2429]

@benjie2429 i wanted to laugh...but just nothing was funny

[Kickassesbam]

DAMN STRAIGHT.

[LeaveItToGlowBear]

- I'm Laughing So Hard Right Now, This is So Truee ! (:

[zapluss]

ok, from one white lesbian to another - lose the afro wig, it is reminiscent of blackface and is just not cool... maybe you should watch "shit white girls say... to black girls."

[kika022210]

this is so freaking halarious

[Livin4Christ83]

lady gaga is gay ?? wat really? i didnt kno

[imscaredofcoffee]

lol... these dykes are so funny... ok butches you nailed it.

...now seriously go make me a sandwich. chop chop-

[devontaii]

r u a boy or a girl? Sir??? lmbao!!

[TheBoldSpeaker]

@devontaii LOL thats a common 1..!

[zeeksty]

@devontaii wurd

[AmeliaG98]

I've had everyone of these said to me :L

[jennadrums]

the chick with the fro looks like justin timberlake!