Lyrics provided by Ron Jeremy, Ginger Lynn, John Holmes, Messalina, Messalina's challenge from the Guild of Prostitutes, Valentino, Tiger Woods, and me.
I might be the keyboard bunny right now but it doesn't matter. This society we live in is all about pleasure but everyone seems to forget the important thing... Love.
There's no point in gaining pleasure unless if it's with someone you can trust, respect and most of all love with all of your heart.
So don't go around and try to get laid, find that special someone instead and make it will all be better.
Frankly, as a person who is just like the keyboard bunny - I don't really feel nervous about sex - meaning I believe that my sex drive is average, despite not doing it yet.
Oh I agree! Get it on pll! Its either confidence or you need to catch onto the side your bobies into! WGAF! Find love guys your all rock!!! Even YOU!!!!!!!! Actually esspecially you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@LidlFisken Then you are one of three things, someone who got, or gets, laid all the time and no longer cares, your a virgin, or your genitals have been severely damaged or malformed! Just kidding, but it as important as sleep and survival.
"Resist and then later your find out there's more, regret in not doing the sin."
"Our lives have to die, of that there's no help, my favorite way to end them Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp, enters the female pudendum."
"Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck, left for his rivals to curse at. He would rather die than not get to fuck, personally I reckon it's worth it."
When I feel low about all the sex I havn't had this makes me feel a little better. Little. Like the little number of people I've had sex with. Little. 0 to be precise. I too am the keyboard bunny.
This video is evidence of how the masculine male in the west is viewed as one that feels love and affection only through sex. This video propagates that same false illusion, which only leads to further misery.
@FEAR709 One look at your channel, you spend your spare time filming yourself playing computer games and then sharing it on the internet as if you think people care.
Lonely 0 Bunny can play a mean keyboard! :D
xXLawlBringerXx 3 days ago
I know how this bunneh feels... <,<
kitsune720 4 days ago
How long ago has it been since I first saw this...
Ruach 1 week ago 9
OMG HE ISSSS SO CUTE
Davidov41 1 week ago
I feel like the keyboard bunny, definitely "Everyone else has had more sex than me" i am just an forever alone guy
chino3089 1 week ago
Lol at all the religious people with a big '0' on them and thinking it's a good thing....
Bennyboy1985 2 weeks ago
@Bennyboy1985 No the bunny was mastering the piano.
JFKdied2 2 days ago
i think i was looking for this video but with song "one is the loneliest number" wth im so confused now
piettela 2 weeks ago
@southparkkids1 umm a midget? I think that counts as half...not to be funny or anything...
BitchxSplapped 2 weeks ago
@BitchxSplapped oic, but i wouldnt say that, u may get bannneshed
southparkkids1 2 weeks ago
0 rabbit ftw
TheRexAquila 3 weeks ago
214 ppl have never had sex :')
Tomm18593 3 weeks ago
I feel the same. Even if on my stomach I've got a 0,not a 1.
BEABJ 3 weeks ago
Cant remember the original song name....
AcilandreF 3 weeks ago
is the pet store equal to a bordello in this case
Dragon837 3 weeks ago
o.o
Kidanimation09 3 weeks ago
Forever alone bunny
ODorowRules 3 weeks ago
Aww!! Cwute widdle bunny wabbits.
I wuv wabbits, too.
Wabbits are dewicious.
They bweed like wabbits, too. Wet's eat.
What's sex? And what's it wike?
naganokumas 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
like if you are number 1 bunny.
notmyrealone22 1 month ago
I spy 212 virgins
CreamBulle 1 month ago 7
Reminiscing watching these old videos. I remember this from AlbinoBlackSheep.
GeorgeLRockwell87 1 month ago 5
This song would be great with any lyrics. :D
0ilovekitties0 1 month ago
@lovingirl80 I have Only Had sEx With 3 Girls -.- Lol Nice Try Tho p.s You Mad Bro ? ;) jk
TheTwiztidJz 1 month ago
I showed this to my girlfriend and she retorted, "You're not getting any sympathy from me.".
Fuck, she can read my thoughts.
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Lyrics provided by Ron Jeremy, Ginger Lynn, John Holmes, Messalina, Messalina's challenge from the Guild of Prostitutes, Valentino, Tiger Woods, and me.
But I'm #1.
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naganokumas 1 month ago
I Have More Sex Than Some!
TheTwiztidJz 1 month ago
@TheTwiztidJz *cough* SLUT-* cough*
Lovingirl80 1 month ago
Bernard, you should upload a widescreen version, which fills the screen
lydz25 1 month ago
I might be the keyboard bunny right now but it doesn't matter. This society we live in is all about pleasure but everyone seems to forget the important thing... Love.
There's no point in gaining pleasure unless if it's with someone you can trust, respect and most of all love with all of your heart.
So don't go around and try to get laid, find that special someone instead and make it will all be better.
mushuvve 1 month ago
@mushuvve Are you in denial?
RMLLcrazy 1 month ago
@RMLLcrazy Nope, I'm just smart.
mushuvve 1 month ago
@mushuvve Should that special someone also have a zero?
wanded 1 month ago
@wanded Not neccesary, that special someone might not have found it's special someone yet (wich is you) but still gotten bad pleasure...
Wow, seroiuosly, you guys know nothing about love.
mushuvve 1 month ago
@mushuvve So i can screw around all day,call it ''bad pleasure'' and it's as if i didn't do anything at all....?
wanded 1 month ago
@wanded Oh, you did somenthing, but was it worth it when you later realize that there could be much more than just a one night stand?
mushuvve 1 month ago
@mushuvve Yea,kinda,since you said i can just call it ''bad pleasure'' and find the one when ever i feel like it o.o
wanded 1 month ago
@wanded Well, sir... Then you're a douchebag.
mushuvve 1 month ago
@mushuvve Not me,pretty much the rest of the world.
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NexCarnifex 1 month ago
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NexCarnifex 1 month ago
Everyone Else Has Had Sex But Not Me!
Everforever5 1 month ago
Good song. I especially love the end and I think that it would sound even better on guitar... Just a hunch though
Taisykis 1 month ago
OMG, someone has a 3.5 in there, what could he have possibly done?
southparkkids1 1 month ago 46
@southparkkids1 a midget
rainbowblackhole 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@rainbowblackhole has a gaping black hole
southparkkids1 1 month ago
@southparkkids1 the girls father walked in and he had to pull it out and run
sniperkid23333 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@southparkkids1 Midget = 0.5
OneArmedGambit 3 weeks ago
@OneArmedGambit Bwahahah
MassiveZero 2 weeks ago
@southparkkids1 Third base, no favors returned.
ironballs16 2 weeks ago
@southparkkids1 midget, or a threesome. lol or maybe they had it and didnt get off, who knows
Heldorado666 2 weeks ago
@southparkkids1 on second look, i believe that is a 35, could be wrong tho
Heldorado666 2 weeks ago
@Heldorado666 I think its a 35 as well
SKeletronPrimeHunter 2 weeks ago
This is Justin Beiber's theme song. Lol
thebeast7009 1 month ago
Frankly, as a person who is just like the keyboard bunny - I don't really feel nervous about sex - meaning I believe that my sex drive is average, despite not doing it yet.
Cool song and a lovley Funny/Touching Video :-)
GoldenSun5631 1 month ago
The awkward moment when I got here through a pornsite.
RoxusTheDarkOne 1 month ago 80
Common everybody all yall are small in the pants and feel connected to this video
LeoLDA1 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you want to be the big buff bunny
u8edmyoreo 1 month ago
he betta be happy he at least got one an hay bunny get a clue if u aint getting nun u either arent tryin hard enough or sumthings rong with u lol
Lilgirlthsocute 1 month ago
3.5? Bet you fell asleep during the whole action.
Oh, and I'm the keyboard bunny as well! :3
foxygabriella 1 month ago
I am also the keyboard bunny and frankly, I'm proud of that.
LilithNightbloom 1 month ago 2
I'd love to cum in that bunnies mouth.
86chickencurry 1 month ago
@86chickencurry HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ronday14 1 month ago
I, too, am the keyboard bunny.
wolf25705 2 months ago
@wolf25705 Yeah because no one likes you and your ugly!
86chickencurry 1 month ago
@86chickencurry Haha real mature there, buddy. Go shoot whatever load you have into your bunny's mouth an leave us alone, asshole.
u8edmyoreo 1 month ago
Oh well, at least i had sex. :P ...in the past... a long time ago...
Metaalhoofdje123 2 months ago
FINALY IM THE BUNNY THAT SINGS !
Soulless941 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
@Soulless941 Yeah ! Nice.
Helgrind44 2 months ago
one had 3.5 how tha fuck
Ensleynigga17 2 months ago
bobies :( bodies! Dyslexia sux! I'm gay btw but as a Buddhist!! MY
hearts yours so I look after it!
Dealwithmethreetimes 2 months ago
@Dealwithmethreetimes A gay dyslexic Buddhist? Dude. Your practically the beginning of a joke.
DoctorLazers 1 month ago
@DoctorLazers Noooo. A gay black jew is...Lol
xODKSWIZZY 1 month ago
Oh I agree! Get it on pll! Its either confidence or you need to catch onto the side your bobies into! WGAF! Find love guys your all rock!!! Even YOU!!!!!!!! Actually esspecially you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dealwithmethreetimes 2 months ago
i wonder if the bunny is a boy or girl
OR BOTH
luisiuma 2 months ago
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i like 1718 :3 1:10
nik8011 2 months ago
208 has had less sex then him
jackhoofd 2 months ago
this is the only song that has ever made me seriously tear up.
grobistheconqueror 2 months ago
Virgins unite!
kickikrillep 2 months ago
KEYBOARD BUNNIE MASTER RACE
There's more to life than sex, I'm quite happy anyway :D
LidlFisken 2 months ago
@LidlFisken Then you are one of three things, someone who got, or gets, laid all the time and no longer cares, your a virgin, or your genitals have been severely damaged or malformed! Just kidding, but it as important as sleep and survival.
DemonicAuror 2 months ago
I am that bunny =O
Rogueful16 2 months ago 2
So funny and well animated!!!!
fatboyzoid 2 months ago
Keyboard Bunny fucking shreds!
GrayLotus 2 months ago
0:51 Rule 34 Rabbit?
Oh.Fuck.
ArtOfTheCarbine 2 months ago
@ArtOfTheCarbine ODG U just broke rules 1 and 2!
DemonicAuror 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you're sick of this absolute retarded fascination with sex, you're either getting it or you're not, DEAL WITH IT.
henryislove 2 months ago
ha!
lamx0899 2 months ago
funny bunny
TheCoreHunter 2 months ago
the numbers on the bunny is the times they had sex... just so you know !
Soulless941 2 months ago
@Soulless941 Wow, thanks, I never thought I would figure out what those numbers meant.
Errr.
tom2mat 2 months ago in playlist Music, man.
@Soulless941 Anyone who didn't get that is an absolute retard, btw... Despite what TV tells you, 2+2 does not equal 5!
DemonicAuror 2 months ago
i remember finding this on ebuams world like 4 years ado XD♥♥♥♥♥
hellraiserpin 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
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"Resist and then later your find out there's more, regret in not doing the sin."
"Our lives have to die, of that there's no help, my favorite way to end them Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp, enters the female pudendum."
"Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck, left for his rivals to curse at. He would rather die than not get to fuck, personally I reckon it's worth it."
Man those lyrics are GENIUS! Pure poetry...
This song = G.O.A.T. song about not getting laid
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dmnqfndl 2 months ago
having sex atm, getting my junk sucked as i write this message, for you see, i can make her do anything i want :)
Wulgaris 2 months ago
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Cyruz92 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@Wulgaris
A blow-up doll does not count as a girlfriend, you know? :)
Cyruz92 2 months ago
It took me a while to understand the numbers on their chests until it just hit me XD That the number of times the "bunny" has had sex XD
lordragon121 2 months ago
this song is hilarous. but i dont think i'll ever feel that :/
EvilMikeyIsVeryEvil 2 months ago
STORY OF MY LIFE =/
Loll jk CUZZZZZ IM seXXy and i know ittttttt......
wigglewigglewigglewiggleyeeahhhh!
lydnlina 2 months ago
Milly, 2 years old: "Awww... he wants a baby! Rabbit doesn't have a baby!". We thought she wouldn't understand the lyrics anyway..
Nosoboko 2 months ago
not to brag but im that possibly jailed bunny with a tattoo on his arm :D
yicancu56 2 months ago
my right hand never say that...
amidou54 2 months ago in playlist TISM
When I feel low about all the sex I havn't had this makes me feel a little better. Little. Like the little number of people I've had sex with. Little. 0 to be precise. I too am the keyboard bunny.
juliasheills 2 months ago 69
@juliasheills forever alone lvl:youtube
malakasofdeath 1 month ago
i havent ever felt that way :b
jokeren75 2 months ago
the piano guy is like bandit :D
Soulless941 2 months ago
@Soulless941
yessss it's a WANKER ;) of TISM
amidou54 2 months ago in playlist TISM
Atleast you have a number 1 on your chest.
I will keep on playing the keyboard...
TheRaivaaja 2 months ago 10
The real point of this video is that everyone feels that everyone else has had more sex than them.
MadPutz 2 months ago
awww ill fuck you little bunny wabbit
JohnCaker 3 months ago
It's like the story of my life.
lordkango 3 months ago
206 people are the bunny playing the keyboard.
OeTino 3 months ago
thumbs up if your the keybord bunnie
boomwarp 3 months ago 180
I GET THAT FEELING ;(
blacktrazan 3 months ago 2
2:40 theres a 3.5?
now that's kinky.
didemiss 3 months ago
This video is evidence of how the masculine male in the west is viewed as one that feels love and affection only through sex. This video propagates that same false illusion, which only leads to further misery.
Poor bunny, I feel sorry for she/he.
HollywoodrMr 3 months ago
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HollywoodrMr 3 months ago
Fuck the end makes me cry :(
DonMacorli 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Just enough sex thanks, but I need more.
finmagik 3 months ago
The day Vevo takes control of this song, I will stop coming to youtube
dodiandre1 3 months ago
i lol'd
MrJayraydaman 3 months ago
Story of my life. ._.
VideoGamesEpic 3 months ago
always has funny! :D
ghostxflower 3 months ago
I used to feel the same way ,....
TheImabeast187 3 months ago
Forever Alone's theme song. *sniffs* So beautiful T^T (n sad)
InsaneVerigo 3 months ago
DONT WORRY BUNNY MAN
ILL SEX YOU UP GOOD ♥
simpleli96 3 months ago
I think a few words in the lyrics are wrong, but no biggie.
Jarbizu800 3 months ago
ahaha im virgin and omg i am sooo that bunny on the keyboard XD and im a girl XD
TheDrOlmo 3 months ago 5
@TheDrOlmo damn right exsept im a boy XD
VAULT261 3 months ago
@VAULT261 Word. XD (I usually just say "word" meaning the affirmation as a joke, but I find myself saying it more these days...)
chaowalker 3 months ago
@TheDrOlmo Alright then, let's do this! LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYY-wait, why u runnin'?
Metaalhoofdje123 2 months ago
Its sad because it's true D:
mistertitanic 3 months ago
does anyone else notice at 2:40 between the rabbits with #46 and #713 on the right there is a rabbit with 3.5? Check the higher quality vid
foreversodt 3 months ago
@foreversodt maybe 0.5 count as a blowjob? sorry for sound dirty but think on it.. Or that or headhump wich rabbits do alot :o
icentfindaname 3 months ago
@foreversodt nah thats 35
stoopidfly26 3 months ago
who is the singer?
unique0987654321 3 months ago
My life in eight words.
ambskater97 3 months ago
I just love them !
Soulless941 3 months ago
This videe is pretty old. I was a kid wondering "Why doesn't he just go have more sex then?" I first saw this vid on a site called Boredtode
ath.co.uk
CrimsonDaraku 3 months ago
what website did this come off of ? It use to be on like Blacksheep or some shit
MsKnuckles17 3 months ago
im the 1 playing the keybored =(
proman1Channel 3 months ago
204 people have had less sex than him O.o
guildcar 3 months ago
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GayAndProudForeverz 3 months ago
Everyone else has had more sex than me!
Y~Y
tehforceDX 3 months ago
INSTEAD OF SINGING GO HAVE SOME GOOD AND SANE SEX!
BEABJ 3 months ago in playlist Liked
...this made my math test akward....went off as my ringtone during the test and the teacher looks at me and just laughs
greafleafninjasrulz 3 months ago
Does Anyone Else Get That Feeling?
emina7675 3 months ago
I LOVE THIS SONG
AND THE VIDEO TO IT
emina7675 3 months ago
Holy shit, well over a million views for a TISM song. Well done world:)
2sick2care 3 months ago
i feel like there are too many people admitting that they are the bunny on the keyboard...
whitter86 3 months ago
@whitter86 Virgin pride my mang.
theclinger 2 months ago
I'm the bunny playing the keyboard.
RankoTheDark 3 months ago 102
@RankoTheDark aren´t we all
lukacho5 3 months ago
@RankoTheDark FOREVER ALONE - PROBLEM? :D
LEX91SPETSNAZ 2 months ago
1:11 thumbs up if u want to be a rabbit after see him :D
Eltauro68man 3 months ago
@Eltauro68man ew...
ropeismanstring 3 months ago
It's okay man, I'm a virgin :P
heytherespiffy 3 months ago
Bugs Bunny talking about sex...AWW
yakuzamadddogg 3 months ago
I am 19 years old, strong and kinda of a dick. Like wtf this song still applys to me!?
FEAR709 3 months ago
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@FEAR709 One look at your channel, you spend your spare time filming yourself playing computer games and then sharing it on the internet as if you think people care.
Zackyjack 3 months ago
It's an amazing song, I grow up with it and I understand it better. The end is so sad.
RivreShappire 3 months ago
so?
kgsolaman5000 4 months ago
This song has always been amazing, now I just understand it better
me 11 years old - hehe, it's about sex
me 15 years old - I guess I'll get the feeling some day
me now 18 years old - everyone else has had more sex than me
napero7 4 months ago 143
@napero7 you got owned xD
xynec 3 months ago
@napero7 I have 19 and have never had sex .. then, everyone has but me and you friend. you like me? haha
giselle1612 3 months ago
@napero7 Same
SamTheRubberMan 2 months ago
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how the F do you get 3.5?
thewitt518 4 months ago
Story of my life
GeirMovies 4 months ago
@bond1011 im playin the key boad for ya
dodgerkbs 4 months ago
wow this kinda sucks for me, but it's still pretty funny.
bkzunltd000 4 months ago