Hardly Ablesons' are made for those who need to boost their innate lack of self confidence. They are mostly old fucks with big bellies, and white pony tails that are too scared to ride something that goes faster than a motorized wheel chair. I've busted farts that got off the line faster, and turds that would tie them at the quarter pole. V-rods are not real Hardlys, so they are not included.
Riding a "Hardly Ableson" is like kissing your sister....who is a lesbian. Or....Sitting in a vibrating wheel chair with wheels.You can even pretend you're sitting on a toilet with your bowels full of gas and a loose sphincter muscle.
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duckgeezer 1 month ago
bad music
SALAHSALAH315 1 year ago 4
Just shut up......
happydog51 1 year ago
Hardly Ablesons' are made for those who need to boost their innate lack of self confidence. They are mostly old fucks with big bellies, and white pony tails that are too scared to ride something that goes faster than a motorized wheel chair. I've busted farts that got off the line faster, and turds that would tie them at the quarter pole. V-rods are not real Hardlys, so they are not included.
thewindrunner 1 year ago
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Repeat the Hardley (yes, HARDLEY) pledge after me...
We believe in Windshields and Poker runs because we are pussies...
We believe in following each other around and compare how many dollars we wasted on chrome faggotry....
We believe in exhausts that make our asses vibrate because we like the tingle...
we believe in purchasing an image we cannot earn on our own....
CyberToothTiger 2 years ago 2
Riding a "Hardly Ableson" is like kissing your sister....who is a lesbian. Or....Sitting in a vibrating wheel chair with wheels.You can even pretend you're sitting on a toilet with your bowels full of gas and a loose sphincter muscle.
thewindrunner 2 years ago
@thewindrunner Hardly Ableson?....did it take you long to come up with that shit?....stupid old fuck.
razorback1989 1 year ago