People blind from birth don't know what colors are... A teacher I had a few days ago (in handicap-help) told us that a person, blind from birth, once asked him what "blue" smelled like. Blind from birth can't make up the pictures in mind, like people who slowly turned blind through their lives can..
*snigger* I remember, not getting "cunny-chin," but straining that ligament under my tongue. It was just so good, I didn't want to stop, and just kept going in further and further--
Who knew that one's tongue could always stand to be more...flexible...?
'It wasn't my fault' indeed! you do need the practice Lizzy, the chin burns are a real tell-tale sign of ineptitude I'm afraid....I NEVER get them :). As Alice would say...'circles are good' Lol!
hahahahaha
Mermann87 2 hours ago
Ur eyes are black when open and white when closed in this video. LMAO
wildertyler 3 months ago in playlist All stand up comedy videos by Lizzy the Lezzy!
prob a dude...
lastandbesthope 7 months ago in playlist All stand up comedy videos by Lizzy the Lezzy!
fucking hell its dark in here lol
jack12374320 11 months ago
People blind from birth don't know what colors are... A teacher I had a few days ago (in handicap-help) told us that a person, blind from birth, once asked him what "blue" smelled like. Blind from birth can't make up the pictures in mind, like people who slowly turned blind through their lives can..
zpejderzab 1 year ago
Muahahahahahaha!
puregenius711 1 year ago
i have a friend thats blind and me and her help each other with things like seeing and hearing and this helped again thanx!!! : D
slycoder 1 year ago
" Vaginaaaa-inaaaaa-inaaaa-inaaaaa "
hahahahahaha
" Naah! .. just kidding .. I wouldn't do thaaaaat "
.. LIAR hahahahahaha
arabianleopard 2 years ago 5
I'm a gay male.
Jeffluvs80s 2 years ago 2
XDDDDDD she just said "Lehitraot kusiot" LOL i would'nt have expected to hear any hebrew in any good videos :O
GO PROUD PEOPLE.
oh and btw "Lehitraot kusiot" means "Goodbye hotties"... only in a foul language XD
Cululush 2 years ago 5
@Cululush
"Kusiyot" its another way to say : hotties (for a female) it comes from the word "kus" (means Vagina hahaha)
899liatimor 6 months ago in playlist All stand up comedy videos by Lizzy the Lezzy!
vvvvvvvaaaaggggiiiiiinnnnnaaaaaa
XXEmoBabes949XX 2 years ago
LMFAO SHE'S NAKED. xDDDD
nelithecomdy11 2 years ago 8
The echoe in "I'm a muff muncher" and "Vagina" is the best part. xD
miaalessandra 2 years ago 9
rofl. ive just come back to hear the VAGINA again.
denWere 2 years ago 6
lezzy you are one of those person who are really out there with no worriesss thumbs up 4 ya luv ya
princesa1589 2 years ago 3
The echoing Vagina cracks me up.
whosnkn 2 years ago 12
I know(:
thecupcakesmoving 2 years ago
ahahah thats great...
giolk28 2 years ago
LOL! I love when she says "he he" LOL! She is a doll. And oh so funny!!!
srtspeed2005 2 years ago 9
This is excellent..for those who can actually see...close your eyes and imagine how much you'd enjoy this even if you were blind....
Lizzy, you ROCK :)
Kasen717 2 years ago 2
she rock! i wnt to buy 1!
clexxo 2 years ago
DWL...LMAO
rengirl1 2 years ago
ROFL! "I'm a muff muncher!" *Echo, echo, echo* XD
underthemoonbeam 2 years ago
"VAGINA" hehe
palmagina 2 years ago 5
Lehitraot Cusiot LOLL
You're hilarious Lizzy!
OriaBiton 2 years ago
Fortunately I'm not blind at all! So I can really, really enjoy your performance! I've never seen such funny comedy like yours! GREAT!! 5/5
WillowFreak 2 years ago
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Somehow I'm getting the idea she's a he using sound editing
MisterJingleBerry 2 years ago
its a chick.
sexymami1981 2 years ago 3
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shaneslover 2 years ago
OMG! this is totaly isreily!
lhetraot cosiot?! hahahaha!
JamieGirl94 2 years ago 2
Haha. Muffpies?
Hahaha. Lol.
aCHICKhero 3 years ago
What about one for the deaf, blind, and dumb?
daganboy2 3 years ago
have you talked with my ex?
Nasvan 3 years ago 4
-_-
daganboy2 3 years ago
A new meaning to fisting fkn funny!
katanaavion 3 years ago 2
vagina *echos*
lmao. its like something i would do with my mates.
xXemilieXautumnXx 3 years ago 2
lmao, there's an echo. Vagina!!
JessyCAH20 3 years ago 6
watch in high quality. it looks a lot better. ^_^
ItachiWaSaikyou 3 years ago 4
haha she's totally naked...
shelker 3 years ago 8
hey lizzy where do you know hebrew from? and so articulate...
LOL lizzy you rock! lehitraot kusit
hatchalah 3 years ago
hahahahaha
blueeyes082 3 years ago
lol love it
Monae291 3 years ago
This is vulgar!
And I love it.
ShayneLeevy 3 years ago 8
I like the evil laugh at the end. Too cute!
mbutchin 3 years ago 26
LOL "להתראות כוסיות" XD
nice one ^_^
SoraQuasar 3 years ago 2
*snigger* I remember, not getting "cunny-chin," but straining that ligament under my tongue. It was just so good, I didn't want to stop, and just kept going in further and further--
Who knew that one's tongue could always stand to be more...flexible...?
mbutchin 3 years ago 3
LIZZY U ARE AWESOME
Solude 4 years ago 6
sooooo damn funny !!!!
groba50 4 years ago 7
God Im a Gay Guy and Lizzy is the SHit~!!!!!! I love you Lizzy
imclosetfree 4 years ago 5
'It wasn't my fault' indeed! you do need the practice Lizzy, the chin burns are a real tell-tale sign of ineptitude I'm afraid....I NEVER get them :). As Alice would say...'circles are good' Lol!
sleepypoodle 4 years ago 32
you rock!!!
jadedfish123456 4 years ago
like this sooooo much!!!
pavlovich74 4 years ago
I adooooore you, Lizzy!!!!!!!
yeahburp 4 years ago
lizzy u rock!
L0V3L3SS13 4 years ago
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urgh!
that chin thing is well rank.
dirty lez.
xetonroadx 4 years ago
your the best will you marry me
littleredheaddyke 4 years ago 2
You might be in luck (or is that lick) she like ginger minges!
sleepypoodle 4 years ago
I just love all your episodes LOL!!
gracepoo 4 years ago
you have a wicked sense of humor ! good job.
saskamazon 4 years ago 3