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  • It's the jigger of song from zombies

  • WHAT IS THE SONG IN THE BEGINNING? It's so damn awesome! :)

  • medic not my dick

  • you're a slut

  • Favorite part :23 LOL

  • I think "Pomagitay" means "Pony" in the spetnaz language

  • @Kusitol Lol

  • For vodka's sake someone help his dick

  • 00:23

    

  • I am Russan, and yet this was still funny.

  • woops gay comment!!

  • HIS DICK!!!!!!

  • is midic not my dick xD

  • MY DICK SOUNDS LIKE MY MAGIC DICK

  • 0:24 xD XD XD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DICK

  • Help I'm dying you bitch!!!! -:/

  • this is sooooo funny

  • u slut you bitch my dick

  • lol great vid

  • @guitarkid177 SEND IT!!

  • You gotta send one this vid to amazingfilms247

  • give me a push *pushes the wrong side* MY DICK!

  • MY DICK = MEDIC

  • ASSCALAJE AHHHH!!!

  • NAAAAAAHHHHHHH THATS RUSSIAN FOR FUCK YOUUUUUUUU HAHAH SORRY IM HIGH

  • POMAGITAYYYYY lol

  • learn russian

  • learn russian

  • Pomigitay! :P

  • MY DICH PUSH!!!!!!!!

  • @LetsBeAholzFicker u missed the k thar :)

  • is it just me or is it funnyer with the subtitels

  • lol

  • I love the shaking "my-dick" even though it's MEDIC

  • your a slut

  • my DICK !!!!!!!!!! He means medic but i laughed so haaard

  • Its Spetsnaz not spetznaz damn it

  • Tango beat *music comes on* LOL

  • I didnt understand anything, Im russian

  • MY DICK!! HAHAHAHAHAH i never played black ops and non't know shit about it but this was just hilarious!

  • POMAGITAY is the best hahahaha

  • i need a medic so i say MY DICK

  • (errrrrr)

  • there saying MEDIC not MY DICK

  • @bloodvein3 yeah.

    i thought that 2 :)

  • LAUGHING MY ASS OFF TO THIS VID

  • 0:28 Majiiick >:D

  • that´s noit "my Dick" that´s medic :))

  • LLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • It's MEDIC! Not MY DICK! lol!

  • MY DICK LOL !!!

  • IM pretty sure he says Medic dumbass

  • 0:21 Free Laugh Repeater

  • MY DICK!!

  • MY DICK GIVE ME A PUSH!! Laughed so hard XD

  • Heavy weapons guy in a nutshell

  • Я нинавищу сша!!!!

  • 0:10 KAY DIE BELAS JIJI SCREW YOU!

  • not my dick, he said medic you asshole

  • MY DICK,YOU ARE A SLUT.HAHAHA ROFLED SO HARD

  • my dick NO MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ni pichaaa

  • Nothing is right

    Everithing is funny!!!

    ARGH... MY DIIIIIICK!!!!!!

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • ENEMY MP40 SPOTTED!!!!!! Who gets the refference

  • Make more of these. There Hilarious!

  • HEY hes not saying MY DICK ! hes saying MEDIC ! my father sepeks russian! when he just pissed of he starts to speak russian(bad words :) )

  • everythink is wrong lear russian

  • wheres the part when the spetnaz say " i have a porno magizine"?

  • MY DICK

  • Youre a slut! HAHA

  • Plus its multiplayer not zombies

  • Juggernog

    Worse song for zombies perks

    Screw

    you

    Bitch

  • @Pikachu980pwner So what do you think of the video? :D

  • @GreatX546 TROPAS

  • millou servyo

    me tay setta vuyou

    gaze guitta gazevoyoua

    se pra jona

  • I don't know how to thanks you but subbed XD

  • MY DICK!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I love the "You're a slut" one because when you revive someone you just say "You're a slut" and run off.

  • MYYYY DIICCKKK LOL

  • AAAGH! MY DIIIIIIIICK! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • "Tango ubit" means 'tango killed'

  • The intro is funny enough

  • MY DICK!!!!1 JAJAJA 0:28 XD

  • @varsyti3021 he ment Medic

  • @TheLukicho If it is medical

  • MW3?!?!

  • Tan go beat

  • my penis laughed so hard that he cried

  • ITS TOO MUCH! IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!

  • lmao

  • SUBBED !!!!!!

  • 0:35 "YOU BITCH.....Send Paris Hilton, tango beat..."

  • They say your a slut when they revive someone in second chance, thats so true second chancers are sluts

  • D:< MY DICK!

  • Can't activision afford to hire like 1 native speaking russian guy? to tell them how to pronounce.Because its like "all your base are belong to us" type of translation.

  • OK, I'm russian. What they say: Deploying C4! Digging mine in! Mine in the ground! Paralitic! (stun?) Throwing light grenade! (flashbang?) Throwing paralitic! Paralitic, going! Gases! Throwing gas grenaded! Throwing grenade! FRAAAG!!! Sticky, go! Throwing smoke! Smoke! Medic! Need help!!! M-mediiic... Help...help... Eer...mediiiiic!!! Eeerr...I NEED HELP!!! Relaax (during revive) OMFG CANT KICK OFF!!!111 (got sticky or crossbow arrow) STICKY!!! (sticky incoming) Target destroyed. Tango down.
  • LOL make this with Op. For from MW2. PLEASE!!! if you don't have the voices, I WILL tell you how to get them!

  • MY DICK! give me a push! MYYY DIIIICK!!!!!!

  • give me a push! LOL

  • almost all of the translations were wrong, ut it was funny as hell

  • 0:20 lol

  • lol medic is my dick

  • I laughted so hard at the MY DICK that I almost pissed my pants

  • OMFGO MFG lol I litteraly almost pissed

  • My Dick.!!!! Give Me A Push xD lmaoooo.!!!

  • HAHA You're a slut!

  • that guy's having some gooood sex! ;)

  • oh my lordy lord, my night has been made witht his video LOOOOL

  • my DICK GIVE ME A PUSH MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • 00:28 should be "my dick there is no push" xD

  • WTF LMFAO PISST MY PANTS.

  • As a russian speaker, I have to say this made me laugh a bit harder than I am comfortable with.

  • MY DICK

  • lol MY DICK! Subbed!

  • Funny yet offensive

  • who else laughed inside and was too lazy like him

  • lol, my dick! gimme a push!!

  • Do tropas :D

  • LOL 0:22

  • Hahahahaha i remember this!! i LOOOOOOOve you

  • You my sir, as i say again from your other videos, have a sence of humor.

  • will you do this with op40?

  • @RobloxStudios1200 I thought the Op40 spoke english

  • @GreatX546 i meant tropas

  • @GreatX546 no they speak spanish & english

  • @RobloxStudios1200 srry i meant tropas

  • do more of these!!!

  • ROLF

  • MY DICK! GIVE ME A PUSH

  • this video is probably yhe only good thing about black ops

  • the character : my dick!!!

    me: what? o.O

  • 00:20 - 00:30 LOL

  • so this is how russian porn sounds like..

  • Subbed :)

  • @RandomCrap2289 Thanks :D

  • rofl

  • MY DICK!!! ROFL

  • MEAAH DIIIIIIIJCK ! =)))))))))))))))))))

  • "oh"my...dick LOLZ

  • YOU BITCHE!

  • ´´MY DICK! Give me a PUSH!!!´´ xD You sir, are hilarios

  • 0:32 omg i laughed so hard!

  • Black ops : Dogs in bound! HIDE OUR HAMBURGERS!!!!

    NVA : Thayt ajguaajgn!

    Spetnaz : Enemy dogs! : NO MY DICK NOT AGAIN!

    Tropas : Dogs coming in! Rattiaraaaiataa!

    Op 11 : Dogs closing in! OH FUCK OH FUCK OF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  • YOU BITTCHAA!

  • 0:23 OMG LMFAO!!!!!

  • @arsenalmw2 LOL yeah

    

  • MY DICK!!!!

  • OMG the end was brilliant XD

    D:< MY DICK You're a slut, help i'm dying, you bitch!

  • MY DICK!!! I think the most convincing one was 'choryt! Im dying!'

  • Pomagitye (Помагите) Help

    Ya pustoy (Я пустой) I'm empty

  • I believe he is saying "Medic" instead of "My Dick." And Chyort is a curse word in Russian, so I don't think he's saying "help." And you spelled most of the translations wrong.

  • @MasterControl02 It was me assuming what they were saying. I wasn't actually translating their words.

  • @MasterControl02 yes i agree but Chyort means shit in Russian... ;)

  • @MasterControl02 so about u wiv all ur stupid corrections

  • @DonutDude12 Because I'm smart unlike you. Just look at all your spelling errors. Stupid people are dominating the world, get into your fallout shelters! It's the Rise of the Planet of Apes! We're doomed!!!

  • @MasterControl02 chyort means "danm" right?

  • @MasterControl02 chyort is more like fuck or shit

  • @MasterControl02 chyort means shit

  • @MasterControl02 Chyort is Damn, Blyad is Whore, Mudak is Asshole, Suka is Bitch. thats just some.

  • These guys just sound like pornstars

  • @BurnoutLegend101 I wonder how you know this... :O

  • @GreatX546 ugabga showed me many disturbing things

  • FUN.

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