Can't activision afford to hire like 1 native speaking russian guy? to tell them how to pronounce.Because its like "all your base are belong to us" type of translation.
I believe he is saying "Medic" instead of "My Dick." And Chyort is a curse word in Russian, so I don't think he's saying "help." And you spelled most of the translations wrong.
@DonutDude12 Because I'm smart unlike you. Just look at all your spelling errors. Stupid people are dominating the world, get into your fallout shelters! It's the Rise of the Planet of Apes! We're doomed!!!
It's the jigger of song from zombies
HaterKYF5 8 hours ago
WHAT IS THE SONG IN THE BEGINNING? It's so damn awesome! :)
ImTDG 14 hours ago
medic not my dick
zombieowner2 16 hours ago
you're a slut
koukouroukou12345 6 days ago
Favorite part :23 LOL
roysterQB43 1 week ago
I think "Pomagitay" means "Pony" in the spetnaz language
Kuraimizu9152 1 week ago
@Kusitol Lol
JDLegoLord 2 weeks ago
For vodka's sake someone help his dick
Kusitol 2 weeks ago
00:23
iDe7myx 2 weeks ago
I am Russan, and yet this was still funny.
RandomCrap2289 3 weeks ago 3
woops gay comment!!
ShepardBetyrayedUs 3 weeks ago
HIS DICK!!!!!!
ShepardBetyrayedUs 3 weeks ago
is midic not my dick xD
TheShadowCanon 3 weeks ago
MY DICK SOUNDS LIKE MY MAGIC DICK
misterchoc225 3 weeks ago
0:24 xD XD XD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DICK
hellq6 3 weeks ago
Help I'm dying you bitch!!!! -:/
Loltoll420 1 month ago
this is sooooo funny
SuperWwefan1234 1 month ago
u slut you bitch my dick
gokugoesssj3 1 month ago
lol great vid
xJoN97 1 month ago
@guitarkid177 SEND IT!!
guitarkid177 1 month ago
You gotta send one this vid to amazingfilms247
guitarkid177 1 month ago
give me a push *pushes the wrong side* MY DICK!
kfsryakunt09 1 month ago
MY DICK = MEDIC
souPIROCUDOmesmo40cm 1 month ago 19
ASSCALAJE AHHHH!!!
partyrockmaster 1 month ago
NAAAAAAHHHHHHH THATS RUSSIAN FOR FUCK YOUUUUUUUU HAHAH SORRY IM HIGH
ToXICWoLF1001 1 month ago
POMAGITAYYYYY lol
TehAnimezWORLD 1 month ago
learn russian
McFat767 1 month ago
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McFat767 1 month ago
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McFat767 1 month ago
learn russian
McFat767 1 month ago
Pomigitay! :P
r6v2maninit 1 month ago in playlist LOL
MY DICH PUSH!!!!!!!!
LetsBeAholzFicker 1 month ago
@LetsBeAholzFicker u missed the k thar :)
TheCmajors510 1 month ago
is it just me or is it funnyer with the subtitels
jameseastick 1 month ago
lol
carlos46112 1 month ago
I love the shaking "my-dick" even though it's MEDIC
Zebirder 1 month ago
your a slut
fruitloopx45 1 month ago
my DICK !!!!!!!!!! He means medic but i laughed so haaard
Mrmajedify 1 month ago
Its Spetsnaz not spetznaz damn it
zAdrenalizedGamingz 1 month ago
Tango beat *music comes on* LOL
xxxbbilyxx 1 month ago
I didnt understand anything, Im russian
Chainsaw2101 1 month ago
MY DICK!! HAHAHAHAHAH i never played black ops and non't know shit about it but this was just hilarious!
dombazz98 1 month ago
POMAGITAY is the best hahahaha
GhillieBR 2 months ago
i need a medic so i say MY DICK
ExXxCaliberx 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
(errrrrr)
PegasuZProductions 2 months ago
there saying MEDIC not MY DICK
bloodvein3 2 months ago
@bloodvein3 yeah.
i thought that 2 :)
Zebirder 2 months ago
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF TO THIS VID
giggsth 2 months ago
0:28 Majiiick >:D
Ungarian12 2 months ago
that´s noit "my Dick" that´s medic :))
DenySC27 2 months ago
LLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
CyberGlock1 2 months ago
It's MEDIC! Not MY DICK! lol!
TehHeavySnipa 2 months ago
MY DICK LOL !!!
AZRF925 2 months ago
IM pretty sure he says Medic dumbass
Lerrad1469v0n2p0 2 months ago
0:21 Free Laugh Repeater
Engiebee 2 months ago
MY DICK!!
CanadianChief55 2 months ago
MY DICK GIVE ME A PUSH!! Laughed so hard XD
Tsnuamiman 2 months ago
Heavy weapons guy in a nutshell
ikmal017 2 months ago
Я нинавищу сша!!!!
700redbull 2 months ago
0:10 KAY DIE BELAS JIJI SCREW YOU!
Excelerationz 2 months ago
not my dick, he said medic you asshole
TheOsmol 2 months ago
MY DICK,YOU ARE A SLUT.HAHAHA ROFLED SO HARD
Labrianidis25 2 months ago
my dick NO MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
NewEnglandboy453 2 months ago
Ni pichaaa
luissolano84 2 months ago
Nothing is right
Everithing is funny!!!
ARGH... MY DIIIIIICK!!!!!!
esteraj55555 2 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
goeckner123123 2 months ago
ENEMY MP40 SPOTTED!!!!!! Who gets the refference
ProjectDragonEye 2 months ago
Make more of these. There Hilarious!
dmaster400 2 months ago
HEY hes not saying MY DICK ! hes saying MEDIC ! my father sepeks russian! when he just pissed of he starts to speak russian(bad words :) )
CatarinaLoveCarp 3 months ago
everythink is wrong lear russian
McFat767 3 months ago
wheres the part when the spetnaz say " i have a porno magizine"?
MultiVietMinh 3 months ago
MY DICK
shadow46117 3 months ago
Youre a slut! HAHA
Strongone112 3 months ago
Plus its multiplayer not zombies
Pikachu980pwner 3 months ago
Juggernog
Worse song for zombies perks
Screw
you
Bitch
Pikachu980pwner 3 months ago
@Pikachu980pwner So what do you think of the video? :D
GreatX546 3 months ago 27
@GreatX546 TROPAS
lyokowarrior100 2 months ago
millou servyo
me tay setta vuyou
gaze guitta gazevoyoua
se pra jona
DIGAUbrawl 3 months ago
I don't know how to thanks you but subbed XD
battlefields2mine 3 months ago
MY DICK!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
stickierklatuu 3 months ago
I love the "You're a slut" one because when you revive someone you just say "You're a slut" and run off.
tomroxudont2 3 months ago
MYYYY DIICCKKK LOL
theblackoutwave 3 months ago
AAAGH! MY DIIIIIIIICK! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HitzMaGiiK 3 months ago
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YOU ARE SLUT!!!
battlefields2mine 3 months ago
"Tango ubit" means 'tango killed'
iPrawNxx 3 months ago
The intro is funny enough
029716239 3 months ago
MY DICK!!!!1 JAJAJA 0:28 XD
varsyti3021 3 months ago 21
@varsyti3021 he ment Medic
TheLukicho 2 months ago
@TheLukicho If it is medical
varsyti3021 2 months ago
MW3?!?!
dreammaker182 3 months ago
Tan go beat
theotherspartan 3 months ago
my penis laughed so hard that he cried
SuperUsga 3 months ago
ITS TOO MUCH! IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!
OneWingedPanda 3 months ago
lmao
MySweetParadigm 3 months ago
SUBBED !!!!!!
perditionburak26 3 months ago
0:35 "YOU BITCH.....Send Paris Hilton, tango beat..."
motorhead522 3 months ago
They say your a slut when they revive someone in second chance, thats so true second chancers are sluts
MultiTiger5000 3 months ago
D:< MY DICK!
TheMile1975SRB 3 months ago
Can't activision afford to hire like 1 native speaking russian guy? to tell them how to pronounce.Because its like "all your base are belong to us" type of translation.
L0YD86 4 months ago
bowmen08 4 months ago
LOL make this with Op. For from MW2. PLEASE!!! if you don't have the voices, I WILL tell you how to get them!
jesfervid 4 months ago
MY DICK! give me a push! MYYY DIIIICK!!!!!!
PorrygonSnip3z 4 months ago
give me a push! LOL
visitnajr 4 months ago 2
almost all of the translations were wrong, ut it was funny as hell
austin526515 4 months ago
0:20 lol
luke38289 4 months ago
lol medic is my dick
JoeFish1979 4 months ago
I laughted so hard at the MY DICK that I almost pissed my pants
Leoe1997 4 months ago
OMFGO MFG lol I litteraly almost pissed
dsowner11 4 months ago
My Dick.!!!! Give Me A Push xD lmaoooo.!!!
DarkhidanPR 4 months ago 3
HAHA You're a slut!
Strongone112 4 months ago
that guy's having some gooood sex! ;)
ILikePizza115 4 months ago
oh my lordy lord, my night has been made witht his video LOOOOL
Daany7866 4 months ago
my DICK GIVE ME A PUSH MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Actionman102 4 months ago
00:28 should be "my dick there is no push" xD
CrazyLazy94 4 months ago
WTF LMFAO PISST MY PANTS.
Adebakes 4 months ago
As a russian speaker, I have to say this made me laugh a bit harder than I am comfortable with.
Marth1993 4 months ago
MY DICK
rockstar9003 4 months ago
lol MY DICK! Subbed!
BloodyAces4 4 months ago
Funny yet offensive
Gabja 4 months ago
who else laughed inside and was too lazy like him
17xDillz1997 4 months ago
lol, my dick! gimme a push!!
TheGrahamAker 4 months ago
Do tropas :D
catastrovision 4 months ago
LOL 0:22
rockstar9003 4 months ago
Hahahahaha i remember this!! i LOOOOOOOve you
Starpigs92 4 months ago
You my sir, as i say again from your other videos, have a sence of humor.
catastrovision 4 months ago
will you do this with op40?
RobloxStudios1200 4 months ago 4
@RobloxStudios1200 I thought the Op40 spoke english
GreatX546 4 months ago 15
@GreatX546 i meant tropas
RobloxStudios1200 4 months ago
@GreatX546 no they speak spanish & english
MultiVietMinh 4 months ago
@RobloxStudios1200 srry i meant tropas
RobloxStudios1200 4 months ago
do more of these!!!
DonKhamairi 4 months ago
ROLF
hazar2NL 4 months ago
MY DICK! GIVE ME A PUSH
LiiiinqHD 4 months ago
this video is probably yhe only good thing about black ops
Anacondas101 4 months ago
the character : my dick!!!
me: what? o.O
Spike85x 4 months ago
00:20 - 00:30 LOL
Compert123 4 months ago
so this is how russian porn sounds like..
ccreck6 4 months ago in playlist Liked
Subbed :)
RandomCrap2289 4 months ago 5
@RandomCrap2289 Thanks :D
GreatX546 4 months ago 2
rofl
SammyPwnedU 4 months ago
MY DICK!!! ROFL
Historicutuber 5 months ago
MEAAH DIIIIIIIJCK ! =)))))))))))))))))))
extremeplayer9746 5 months ago
"oh"my...dick LOLZ
omyfuckgod412 5 months ago
YOU BITCHE!
xxxPinkpuffles4xxx 5 months ago
´´MY DICK! Give me a PUSH!!!´´ xD You sir, are hilarios
HotDamn70 5 months ago
0:32 omg i laughed so hard!
killaownzyou 5 months ago
Black ops : Dogs in bound! HIDE OUR HAMBURGERS!!!!
NVA : Thayt ajguaajgn!
Spetnaz : Enemy dogs! : NO MY DICK NOT AGAIN!
Tropas : Dogs coming in! Rattiaraaaiataa!
Op 11 : Dogs closing in! OH FUCK OH FUCK OF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Armorofnoob 5 months ago
YOU BITTCHAA!
Winabagel23 5 months ago
0:23 OMG LMFAO!!!!!
arsenalmw2 5 months ago
@arsenalmw2 LOL yeah
xShadowMario99x 5 months ago
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MY DICK!!!!
auzei13 5 months ago
MY DICK!!!!
auzei13 5 months ago
OMG the end was brilliant XD
D:< MY DICK You're a slut, help i'm dying, you bitch!
tobzdaman619 5 months ago
MY DICK!!! I think the most convincing one was 'choryt! Im dying!'
CQBMaster14 5 months ago
Pomagitye (Помагите) Help
Ya pustoy (Я пустой) I'm empty
MusicForThePeoples 6 months ago
I believe he is saying "Medic" instead of "My Dick." And Chyort is a curse word in Russian, so I don't think he's saying "help." And you spelled most of the translations wrong.
MasterControl02 6 months ago
@MasterControl02 It was me assuming what they were saying. I wasn't actually translating their words.
GreatX546 6 months ago 13
@MasterControl02 yes i agree but Chyort means shit in Russian... ;)
wtf3r 6 months ago
@MasterControl02 so about u wiv all ur stupid corrections
DonutDude12 5 months ago
@DonutDude12 Because I'm smart unlike you. Just look at all your spelling errors. Stupid people are dominating the world, get into your fallout shelters! It's the Rise of the Planet of Apes! We're doomed!!!
MasterControl02 5 months ago
@MasterControl02 chyort means "danm" right?
YESMAN977 5 months ago
@MasterControl02 chyort is more like fuck or shit
MultiNfz 4 months ago
@MasterControl02 chyort means shit
SpiritFury5 4 months ago
@MasterControl02 Chyort is Damn, Blyad is Whore, Mudak is Asshole, Suka is Bitch. thats just some.
The0Russian0 3 months ago
These guys just sound like pornstars
BurnoutLegend101 8 months ago 27
@BurnoutLegend101 I wonder how you know this... :O
GreatX546 8 months ago 5
@GreatX546 ugabga showed me many disturbing things
BurnoutLegend101 8 months ago
FUN.
RHSSCHTV 9 months ago