Karl Pilkington - Half Man Half Biscuit

[BillyLow1000]

Who is Carl Pilkington ? Never heard of the fella ?

[g13tokerr]

@BillyLow1000 ...Watch " An idiot abroad " its a quality show ..if you have any sense of humour you will enjoy it ...also "the ricky gervais show" ... there all english funny stuff !

[AhzidDiin]

why did randyanders close his account

[noodiTHEboss]

@AhzidDiin Yeah that really sucks...He will be missed

[DANNYsosick]

Art Brut; TOP OF THE POPS!!!

[novaplayer14]

half man half biscuit, one of my favourite bands!

[tel0j]

OP sounds like a butthurt liberal.

[hjenkinz]

ironically, half man half biscuit is an excellent description of karl.

[internetmale]

3 professional comedians who've never heard of half man half biscuit. hurry the fuck up Impending Heat Death Of The Universe

[lnc0]

It's clichéd to be cynical about a famous comedian

[scallyhunter]

Gervais is a cunt. he's only good at inflating his ego. i pity knobheads who like him.

[cfcolly]

@scallyhunter troll...

[panzermort]

@scallyhunter totally agree

[KrytenMark]

"Mr. Gullibaldy!" XD

[wrotebydogs]

Gervais should listen to Half Man Half Biscuit in order to discover what brilliant, biting social satire sounds like. When he can come up with something a quarter as funny as 'Help me Mrs Medlicott, I don't know what to do. I've only got three bullets and there's four of Motley Crue, - well, he won't be able to, will he?

[cfcolly]

@wrotebydogs if you think Ricky isn't sunny you obviously have no understanding of comedy or a very strange sense of humour

[wrotebydogs]

@cfcolly The Office was great. His stand up is lazy and dull. Really, listen to Half Man Half Biscuit. It's funnier by far than anything Gervais has ever come up with. How about 'I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles. As the bootleg Mark Chapman'. Quality, mate.

[cfcolly]

@wrotebydogs Ricky's one of the best stand up comics we've got. Most other English standup's have a lot of respect for his writing. Plus extras was brilliant and the christmas special was one of the best pieces of comedy that year. theres to much shit on TV now days

[alliasneo]

I don't get the 'never go swimming' line? Is it because Ricky said about currents for eyes but Karl thought current as in water current? lol

[MyLifeDean]

@alliasneo Biscuits go damp in water

[mcastro1964]

I love his face at the start of the video

[DragonsRule02]

Ricky's laugh is the best thing ever

[tigerboy1966]

Talent vs Genius. Ricky Gervaise's entire career vs the first two songs on "Cammell Laird Social Club". No contest. Game over.

[astroman2012]

Are you all stupid enough to believe that Karl Pilkington is not in on the joke and doesn't know exactly what's going on? It's plainly obvious to me that he is and I don't think he hides it at all well!!

[PS3Vids10]

@pinskip2 So would you want the Ricky gervais show and an idiot abroad to stop? Do you know how much money Karl makes and the places he gets to visit for free? Did you know he enjoys doing stuff like that?

[bazbonehead]

@Pinskip2 minorities aren't the punchline. PC fascists like you are

[floboskifilms]

@Pinskip2 What minorities does he use as punch lines?

[Pinskip2]

@floboskifilms Whichever minorities he can cram into 'awkward' situations.

[leakeg]

@Pinskip2 he's using the racist person as the punchline you dinlow!

[MishimaYukio17]

@Pinskip2 fun-hating PC nazis love to create hate figures whilst preaching toleration. Scum.

[AkamuSlayer]

@Pinskip2 I'd rather minorities stopped being so fucking sensitive myself.

[cfcolly]

@PS3Vids10 Actually, Karl hates all that stuff, he's told Ricky and Steve he never wants to do another series of idiot because he hates the stuff they make him do, also, he hasn't personally made that much, certainly not a fortune, apparently ricky has some kind of hold over it so karl doesn't get really rich and ruin his amazing outlook on life with is such a money spinner

[Astralentity73]

Gervais is a complete and utter slime ball ,I imagine that Merchant was the type of gimp who hung around with the bullys and was the little shit stirer, The both of them are and will always be a pair of absolute twats . So ,to the both of you..... After your career has dried up ,i look forward to pissing on your grave at a later date

[SAMagic]

@Astralentity73 You have got serious issues.

[Astralentity73]

@SAMagic May be i have , but it does not detair from the fact that Gervaise and Merchant are still a pair of absolute twats also Pilkington is stupid enough to degrade himself so that the other two feckless fuckwits can have there ego's massaged (probably mutually)

[ashtree50]

An idiot abroad, and a fat,hearltess bully with a giggling sidekick at home.

[Pinskip2]

@ashtree50 Yeah, Gervais has jumped the shark in a major way. The fat cunt.

[AdamskiFTW]

@Pinskip2 such a stupid thing to say. you're forgetting that they're more or less best mates, not to mention the amount of money karl earns for just travelling around the world and being himself. people think it's cruel, but it really isn't.

[Pinskip2]

@AdamskiFTW I was referring to Gervais revealing himself to be an oblivious, bullying twat in general.

[dougandmanny]

@Pinskip2 That's such a stupid fucking thing to say it's like that other bloke said they're all mates they take the piss out of each other like mates do

[Pinskip2]

@dougandmanny Again, I'm not referring to how Ricky treats Karl. He rips into minorities and hides behind irony. He's an oblivious twat who's so far removed from real life he doesn't realise how his lazy shit affects people. It took the mother of disabled children to burst out crying on national radio for him to shit himself and apologise. If he could justify his weak shit he wouldn't need to apologise.

[dougandmanny]

@Pinskip2 He's a comedian it's a goddam joke man the stuff he says about minorities is probably funny

[YouAreHereification]

@Pinskip2 you soppy bastard, be quiet

[TheMetalCat]

never go swimmin

[moogpunk]

@TheMetalCat ....he could never go swimmin...

[vdbn78]

Great how they pretend Karl's stupid! When he's a Sony Award winning radio producer!!!11

[bestsupportingactor1]

I think all these people thinking that Ricky is an idiot and that Karl is funnier and some of the things he says, he doesnt understand, is bollocks. Its the fact that ricky cant believe what he is saying and therefore doesnt have an opinion of it. Ricky Gervais is the most intelligent comedian to ever have lived.

[GriefTourist]

if you are over 35 and have never heard of HMHB you must qualify as some sort of knob

[IamHeisenberg]

@GriefTourist Amen to that.

[ScumOfTheRoad]

It might be just me, but no one seems to find Karl Pilkington funnier than he does himself. There's nothing funny about laughing at yourself, Karl ... I can't see what the fuss is about.

[SADRecs]

@ScumOfTheRoad

Karl never laughs! and about 90% of the time he isn't joking.

Ricky is the one thats laughing.

[mc4566]

@ScumOfTheRoad It's you. I've only ever heard Karl laugh once.

[moyajc]

"never goes swimming", one of those golden moments that put Karl above Gervais as a comedian. Gervais didn't even get it which I think says it all. Mind you if he had have done he'd have probably had stroke...

[FSMnoodle]

Joke novelty band? HMHB more than that surely?

[oPhillo]

never gonna go swimming.. rofl

[captainkundalini1]

Ricky Gervais you are an ignorant arsehole....Karl you know your stuff. For goodness sake find some new freinds....I mean how can you not know about HMHB.....

[hjenkinz]

@captainkundalini1 listen to it again you fool

[itchygonads]

@captainkundalini1 You are an idiot, you think friendship is as shallow as that haha

[fuzzbuzzzuk]

rickys stupid false  laugh no connection whatsoever to hmhb

[vladamirrrr]

i lol'd just by reading the title :)

[Itoldyousoproduction]

Mr. Garibaldi 1:25 XD

[youxknowxyouxluvxit]

"Never goes swimming." LMFAOO

[AimeeLuLines]

@Pwecko and @Furkin... listen you're both complete legends with your wiity arguement.

Cheered me up :] Agree to both be angry intelligent people and move on, you fucking beautys!

[hendrixexperiencedig]

watch?v=4xz88x0mm9Q

[IDrinkYourMilkshake8]

"never go swimming" is a genius comment

[SticFig]

lol youtube comment fights.

[quaid667]

Nigel Blackwell and Karl Pilkington do look a bit similar

[Pinskip2]

@quaid667 Karl looks like Gaddafi's son.

[Sleck06]

@Pinskip2 thought i was the only one who caught that

[daudipamba1]

Yeah, really funny...apparently....or something.......tw*ts

[youxknowxyouxluvxit]

"never goes swimming" hahahah best bit

[joecul123]

Why does he say ... I never go swimming at the end lmao?

[waallpaper]

@joecul123

He's saying the half man half biscuit wouldn't go swimming !!

HAHAHA !!!

[VanishingWish]

@Pwecko You simply don't get the comedy, simple as.

[VanishingWish]

@AnsemsApprentice If he's gay, probably quite a few.

[mmbabyxo]

i was in history today and the teacher was talking about the italian nationalist garibaldi and then he started talking about garibaldi biscuits and it was soooo hard not to laugh cause all i could think of was karl saying "half man half biscuit".

[heimdallhinfrode]

never go swimming lol

[Pwecko]

Ricky Gervais is the least funny comedian I've ever come across.

[CRAZYPADDY2008]

@Pwecko can u do any better mate ? id like to see that hes great stopping being a ball bag no one cares about ur opinion

[Pwecko]

@CRAZYPADDY2008 Can I do any better? Yes, I can do that, but I don't really want to. (Half Man Half Biscuit fans will know what I'm talking about).

No one cares about your opinion either, Paddy, but at least they can understand what I'm writing. Have a nice day.

[AnsemsApprentice]

@Pwecko How many comedians have you come across?

[vFaZsT]

@Pwecko name some  comedians you like?

[Nadendegior]

@Pwecko Probably shouldnt have typed his name in the search bar then pal....

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Pwecko your a fag

[Pwecko]

@TheMaTaTa212 I think you mean 'You're a fag'. 'Your' is the second person possessive, for example 'Is this your sanderling?'. What you were trying to say was 'you are a fag'. 'You are' is shortened to 'you're', you see? There is another homophone, which is 'yore', which means 'a long time ago', as in 'in days of yore, many people could spell'. I hope this has been of some use to you. Oh, and you're an illiterate fool. Have a nice day.

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Pwecko lmao get a life loser, correcting me for writing "your" big fucking deal you fucking faggot

[Pwecko]

@TheMaTaTa212 Just trying to be helpful, mate. If you'd like some English lessons, let me know, OK?

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Pwecko lmao english lessons? and your like australian lol

[Pwecko]

@TheMaTaTa212 Oh dear, you've done it again.. That should be 'you're Australian', not 'your australian'. What makes you think I'm Australian? No, I'm English. I used to teach English as a foreign language, so I wouldn't have any problem teaching you. Actually, I'm withdrawing my offer. You have the wrong attitude. Good luck with everything you do.

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Pwecko lmfao you fail

[Pwecko]

@TheMaTaTa212 I don't remember taking the exam!

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Pwecko ok that was corny, just shut up. lol

[Furkin44]

@TheMaTaTa212 I've never understood why people are so petty that they feel the need to correct other people's spelling and grammar. C'mon....don't be an ass "TheMaTaTa212."

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Furkin44 What the fuck are you talking about you fucking retard. He was tryin to correct me, So if your going to jump into other peoples conversation then read it right you nosey faggot.

[Furkin44]

@TheMaTaTa212 And now you've been corrected.......twice. (FWI: Women can't be "Faggot's.")

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Furkin44

[Furkin44]

@TheMaTaTa212 Couldn't think of anything to say?

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Furkin44 I dont have to comment cuz i know that you feel stupid, because the only reason you commented is to say that bullshit about correcting peoples grammar. But im not the one who said it retard lol you should really figure out who said what before you go sayin shit.

[Furkin44]

@TheMaTaTa212 You do realize that you're making no sense whatsoever....right?

[TheMaTaTa212]

@Furkin44 you just feel dumb, its ok you can just stop writing back.

[Furkin44]

@TheMaTaTa212 You're right...I feel dumb. I wish I were as intelligent as you.

[77Fortran]

@TheMaTaTa212 your a moron!

[TheMaTaTa212]

@77Fortran Really? How so?

[TheMaTaTa212]

@77Fortran How?

[jimmyrimmer82]

@Pwecko

Agreed. Marchant is the funny one. Gervais' humour is just nasty.

[747sally]

Everyone's doing the 'Ricky Gervias' stance maybe or Fucking hell it's Karl Pilkington

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Currents for eyes lol

[PaulMcCoch]

lol.

Karl should be in a sit-com, or at the least, a character on Coronation street.