As Good As It Gets-I got you know whose at my table

[Lacifex]

LOL :-)))

[yay4tay]

That jewish couple is totally that one jewish doctor AND Cuddy from House.

[pete1210able]

WOW ! Melvin is such an asshole. He's soooooooo rude to jewish people !

[pete1210able]

What a fucking asshole !

[JosephTemplePilots]

Hahahaha I guess House should shampoo his crotch. He uses a lot more metaphors than those two!

[snoookie456]

lol House talks in metaphores... I'd love to see that scene :D

[Alaron251]

They're both from house.

[Peerybinglenoggs]

I'm starving.

[MeanT241985]

"Appetites aren't as big as your noses huh?"

LMAO

[williamrafe1]

when i clicked on this i thought it would be the tv version of this scene or somethin

[WTAWWR08]

I think people that talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

[NataliaWeronikaD]

mother fckin Taub and Cuddy.

[livelybride]

It's Taub and Cuddy!!!!

[NewYorksFiinest]

HAHAHHAHA jews.....classic

[hans1538]

"the jews are responsible for all the wars in the world"

[mayxbexlazy]

Lisa Edelstein is GOREGEOUS.

[porkisgood4u]

What is the real name of this restaurant in NYC? or is it elsewhere...

[jbw470]

Now I've got Jews in my hosptial!!

[disneypassholder]

I don't understand the title. Whose 'what' is at my table? huh?

[tumadoireacht]

@disneypassholder 'you know whose" rhymes with jews though it should be "whos" I suspect the video poster is applying mock discreet ironic humour.

[Songahm]

WOOOW! Taub and Cuddy! She looked pretty hot back then!

[rosvel92]

it'sTaub with long hair and Cuddy with weird hair..

[LadyJiraiya]

Cuddy and Taub meet (the man who played as) the Devil. XD

Wonder what would've happened if House had met this guy(Nicholson). lol!

[WhiteDudeWithAnAfro]

I know it has been said before, but it just such a strange coincidence. Lisa Edelstein and Peter Jacobson sharing screen time together in small roles as token jewish folks before anybody even knew who they were. With the world being as small as it is, 10 years after this movie Peter Jacobson is cast alongside the aforementioned Lisa Edelstein on one of the most popular shows on television in which they both have large roles.

[sanismad]

anyone recognized the woman at the table ? :)

if you're watching house MD you'll know who she is ...

[JIMB0312]

@sanismad Also the man, he is on house too. Cuddy and Taube are the Jews at his table.

[sanismad]

@JIMB0312 Hehe I recently started to watch house ... when I posted this I was still on season three ...

[SpecterReflector]

I hate Jews, so ugly and sweaty looking.

[TroyDavidAlexander]

@SpecterReflector I so hear you on that man. I work in a restaurant that has a sizeable jewish patronship. I find most of them rude and overtly obnoxious. What nicholson's character did in this scene is a fantasy I've often played in my mind while working. Unfortunately, if that were to happen, I wouldn't have to prosperous an evening. They're literally the antichrist accept for William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy!

[kylekasten]

These Jews are both on House

[Simon0]

are films allowed on youtube?  I have seen some..

[Abbyy0Normal]

Aren't those those two people doctors from that show House? LOL. That's Cuddy and that 'other guy' who shows up in season 4...

[gamertilldeath09]

Yep. Pretty cool to see.

[Tubyubber]

yup.

[knoxvilleguy2]

Abby0Normal:

That's Cuddy ( Lisa Edelstein ) & the guy who has a degree in plastic surgery...... Whose name & character name just dropped out of my brain..... Damn !!

[knoxvilleguy2]

Oh, yeah, Cuddy ( Lisa Edelstein ) & Taub. What a coincidence.....

[libsemik]

TheConciseStatement:...regardl­ess of race... planned parenthood has killed over 53 million since 1973 and multi-cultural... one doctor recently bragged that he aborted 60,000 in less than 6 months...does that give you reason for concern? (incidently most of these children are black and hispanic)

[TheConciseStatement]

What was the doctor's name?

[libsemik]

the four Catholic Bishops of the Dioceses of Kansas, unequivocally condemned the murder of Dr. George Tiller that occurred in Wichita. The Catholic Church believes that every human life is sacred.

[TheConciseStatement]

Yeah, they're a bit backwards that way. Human life is sacred from the moment of conception but up until it contracts a incurable sexually transmitted retrovirus, where it's sort of left for dead and seen as collateral for their anti-contraception propaganda.

[nblarkey]

Hahahaha that guys nose is huge

[SearchingYT]

it's not that big. not even as big as dustin hoffman.

[zeppelintag]

Ahahaha, Cuddy and Taub on a date! EPIC!

[lovefelt1]

Love Jack in this film.

This scene makes me laugh! =)

[netcyrus]

epic

[BiggCojones]

aren´t those people on the table cuddy and taub from house?

[Marcellacml]

thats what i was thinking

[schnauzer65]

Yep, they are

[SNight322]

@BiggCojones It was how they learned to deal with that guy at PPTH

[EndTheRemakes]

0:45 - one of the greatest lines ever.

[pasfresh123]

I think people who like this movie just because of how mean Melvin can be verbally are totally missing the point, but they are probably proud of the fact that they are missing the point, and most points in life in general.

[dboy1325]

Lighten up Pasfresh123. Of course there's more to this film then Melvin's dialogue. Doesn't change the fact that it's damn funny and deserves to be highlighted.

[castingtherunes]

Dat's why so man Jews were killed during the Holocaust.  They didn't fight back. I woulda punched Mr. Hollywood in da face!

[shodon121]

hahahhaaahhaa people who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch hahahhahahha

[pasfresh123]

yes, I know. I watched the same clip as you.

[danielmesic]

Ha..Cuddy and Taub knew each other even eleven years ago:p

[UninterestedNU]

I would eat the corn out of Lisa Edelstein's shit.

[doctorbigballs]

I got the full metal jacket reference, but that's still a pretty insane thing to say

[UninterestedNU]

Go fuck yourself.

[doctorbigballs]

hmmmm yes. I should've realised I was wasting my time raising a comment with someone who feasts on faeces.

[UninterestedNU]

It's just an expression you sensitive pussy.

Get off your high horse.

[SearchingYT]

youre an idiot. I will not get off MY high horse. Ill trample all over you with it FAGGOT

[StealthBlue]

"I've got Jews at my table!"

ROFL

[petihun]

appetites not as big as your noses

LOL! I love this movie:D

[demite]

0:52 - ITS DR. CUDDY!

[sitrucm]

It's that other doctor too, the new one, the former plastic surgeon.

[demite]

ah ofcourse.

What a coincidence.

[TheCreepingUnknown]

Every time I see this, I marvel at the caliber of the dialogue in this movie! It's AMAZING!

[gnr4evr06]

"People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch." LOL!

[soggyleftovers]

the best line ever

[BlackpeopleLOL]

Jack Nicholson is so fucking awesome.

I love him (no homo)

[bensaid909]

1:40 hilarious

Best movie

[rickzowie]

The customer, contrary to popular thought, is NOT always right.

[goalkeeper517]

its Cuddy and Taub!

[Bleach4canada]

omg its CUDDY at 50 seconds!

[charmingasalways]

yeah, CUDDY and she still looks good!

[Donottalktome]

"I've got Jews at my table!"

[Tyron912]

could be worse my dear.I could be your next door naighbour.

[doodahdom]

I WANT TO SEE THE SCENE FROM HER DATE !!

[sdegroot1]

"How much ya got ta eat??"

[theREALwogstar]

the pissed off owner of the restaurant is played by shane black. he was hawkins in predator, and has also written 'the long kiss goodnight' and did the lethal weapon movies.

btw people who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch too

[bread4589]

Notice all the street people in the background gawking at Jack walking down the sidewalk?

[drim1988]

boring

[aurelio1204]

yep, that's taub and cuddy dating.

[MikeMJPMUNCH]

its so funny that the two people at the table are now on house m.d.

[DistinguishedFlyer]

Especially since House & Melvin are so much alike.

[ScotchyMcDewars1979]

If you all would realize that its his OCD talking, fueled by his desire for HIS table and anyway to get it. He characther is not really anti-semetic. But I guess the people who are not educated think its an insipired rant against Jews. As a Jew, who has OCD. We know and understand.

[LightmyWay23]

Well, that added to the fact he's a complete misanthrope...

[juize85]

fucking kike's !

[ScotchyMcDewars1979]

juize85 is a piece of shit

[rookandpawn]

"ive got jews at my table"

[MauricioRodrigo]

hahahaha cuddy's from dr house apear on this scene ^^

[kcaudill2112]

If he cut off their noses and put them on a plate he would have......A Dahmer Nose Pizza!!!!!

[CurlyisKing]

HA HA appetites not as big as ur noeses!

[JvilleJag2]

The scene where she says "You can sit any someone else's table for once" and everyone gasps is classic.

[yelenmorocha]

i love this film!

[26mae1987]

jack nicholson is a fantastic actor as is helen hunt a amazing actress i love this film!

[angicuddles]

Gooo Lisa E gooo! Cuddy rules

[darkheart220982]

cool that was Cuddy with the plastic surgeon(i don't recall his name)

[Tralman1965]

I've got Jews at my table.

[RhodeIslander88]

What was with the "big noses" comment? Was there something behind that?

[darkhorse76]

Think that's to do with the myth that all Jews have big noses

[RhodeIslander88]

Oh well, I'm half Jewish, I inherited that feature, lol.

[atlcowboy2536]

myth?

[Mumzzen]

yeah..have you seen the pianist? The guy who play's the polish..dude..I can't rememeber his name right now..he got a really big nose and I actually thought he was a jew in real life when I saw the movie..pretty wierd.

[chaereth]

@darkhorse76 That's no myth.

[foxsux6000]

@darkhorse76 yup most jews in reality have big ears.

[goldsamurai]

It's a stereotype Jewish people have big noses

[defiantladka]

you people talking in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.. cmmn eat up.... LoL!!!

[scoopdeloops]

Lisa Edelstein looks so beautiful in this...as always.