I INVENTED YOUTUBE!!!!!!!

[bannaboat1232]

i bet you she's reading the words off the screen

[misssugarandspice88]

@bannaboat1232 bet ya she's not. she's that awesome.

[bobo8212moshi]

lol funny voice

[buggie3250lover]

She's on hiliom!

[11jessieray]

doctor evil pinky!!!

[moviemaker990]

yu can tell shes reading this by her eyes

[thebabymuse]

L.M.A.O.

[xXxLostLegendxXx]

ur lucky ur pretty lol :P

[deadangel1999]

i was goin to go to a diffrent ijustine video until i read the description so i stayed

[yoseliiiinnnnn]

Does she say "bullshitter" at the end?

[seldem14]

Your poor but your wearing a lulu lemon sweater... Did u borrow that from the hooker on the street corner too? I mean did your character borrow that from hoockymigee?

[KellyMc60]

TRY FUNNY VIDEOS!!! LIKE THE I WAN PIZZA ONE :D

[KellyMc60]

soooooooooooooo boring

[Basynovsky]

You invented RedTube.

[HEYITZOLIVIA]

To long

[lylegatridge]

This video was truly amazing. Even better than Dramatic Chipmunk. It should have won an Oscar. On a related note, I'm off to get my hearing checked.

[makemebad351]

@Niyokinz12 No Im not annoyed either

[musicandlife4300]

ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkk 

[Bajuiceta5]

That's so funny.

[XxSorchasuexX]

This reminds me of Mr. Pregnant

[q7winq7]

unintelligible republican nonsense. 

[TheblackbarGAMEZONE]

Ummm nice ...?

[huntii]

make porn and shut up ;)

[skystruck13]

I think this video turned me gay...

[wtfboom91]

i told my roomate humihjun lets make some thing called youtube XD luv ijustine dont understand why numa numa would kick u out of his chat

[wtfboom91]

I TOLD MY ROOMATE HUMNIJUM THAT WE SHOULD INVENT SOMTHING CALLED YOUTUBER. Opps caps!!! dont block me

[Augustoxdd2]

that's annoying ...

[Alexas1smosh]

WTF!

[toystorybullseye16]

well then your impressed i watched the whole thing

[MrFartface213]

i dont think ur lying

cause wouldnt youtube delete this video if someone was saying they invented it?

[ButterToast571]

Best video ever. I think it's funny, I think all of your "haters" need a reality check, don't like it? Turn it off and don't make a comment. She is funny, you guys have no sense of humor, and take things to the enth degree.

[Ranorra]

She kinda sounds like the doberman pinscher in Up.

[johnm9billion]

So...what was a 'hooker' doing with 'spare parts' for a what? "Payment?? You're looking at it..." You are the Queen ij

[CarmelKiss99]

What the heck?!?!?! I watched it all so QUIT hatin on her

[Mrsalsk]

I got tired of watching after 30 seconds and when I looked over to see it was 5 and a half minutes long i shut it off.....

[TheRealKidSlimShady]

Uhhhhh

[1000anticults]

You are wrong sweetheart.

It was Al Gore who invented YouTube,

Now put this in your pipe and smoke it.

[TarasRaps]

@1000anticults Its a sarcastic joke, obivously you've been smoking to much "seriousness"

[Bitogrey]

This is actually Justines real voice, her other voice is Auto-tuned.

[xXipromisclawsXx]

@Bitogrey watch tobuscus

[shittoodlenipz]

it looks like she's reading something...wtf?

[ownedu736]

this put me in a bad mood for the rest of my day. no lie, im pissed atm

[ostrichtiger]

I watched to the end! TORTURE!!!!!

[WeLoveBieber1994]

you can tell shes reading a script or something ... and its anoyying as fuuck .

[oliviamayelias]

i lasted 17 seconds

[Mrviper2468]

i lasted through all the video

[agirl369]

I lasted da entire vid! :P

[Jekyllthejester]

It must be a smack at YTwatchdog..........

[peanutbuttercup51198]

OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Its Really Hurting my Ear brums!!!

[xDGamingx]

i find that just annoying :D

[Raventhesim]

MAAANYEY!

I can't stop listening to this!!!

[Xerxable2]

If talking costs alot of money nowadays then why are you talking ?

[juciyfruit123456789]

its fred and yes i lasted the whole video

[zombiekilla74]

yes, i lasted the whole vid :)

[Buncey93]

she is not well. lol

[obankobi]

I lasted 2 seconds. I'm weak.

[iyiyiy8282]

That's what I get for getting new headphones, and turing the volume all the way, huh.

[omegagiratina]

eeh yur still hot

[celenanoelford]

ok soo i watched this whole video my ears seriously hurt so bad right now no joke

[DephxxN9ne]

u got a purdy mouth

[BeeHappyAJ]

I cant believe I watch the whole vid

[charlieswafford]

I will give you one million dollars to suck my cock

[llamalovers411]

I could only last 52 seconds then i stopped watching the video..... such an annoying voice! lol I know I'm not the only one that thught that! lol :)

[endrake2]

yikes D:

[ElephantsBaby]

SUCH PReTTY TEETH!!

[solvengineer]

is this Ramona A Stone?

[bunnyalways]

I watched the intire thing her voice was annoying lol i love her videos

[ghaliaiscute]

SHATAP YOU CALL YOUR SELF A ,MATURE LADY!!!

[MagicMan9821]

haha what the hell xd lol lmao

[marifusa]

i can imagine her sucking my dick..aaaahhhh!!!! yeah deeper baby! lol!

[BOBgoesBOOM]

@marifusa all you'll ever do is imagine

[daashadow1]

I LOVE ijustine but I only lasted 44 seconds before i had to hit the pause button

[curlyQbunnies]

oh my god i lasted the whole video and when it stopped it felt like my ears were bleeding!!!

[curlyQbunnies]

oh my god i turned the sound off

[robbie10able]

i watched the whole video



[MrFiqster]

1million dollars, dream on.

[xilrasis321]

WHAT THE FUCK

?!?!?!?!?!?

[ATurtleOutranYou]

i just automatically muted my computer..... my other option was dumping my laptop in the trashcan xD

[q7winq7]

(With sound off).

Ellen Muth lips - - mmMMM.

[crazychrislovesplums]

this looks like a video i would make....

[aidenmccloskey]

i know you're an egotistical bitch Justine, but claiming you created Youtube is a bit much.

[TheMoonDoggy45]

@aidenmccloskey Dude its for a joke ok. its for fun now go stfu and stop putting bad comments on a video just for fucking nothing. Go get a life because no one likes you and will ever like you.

[TheMoonDoggy45]

@aidenmccloskey Dude its for a joke ok. its for fun now go stfu and stop putting bad comments on a video just for fucking nothing. Go get a life because no one likes you and will ever like you. you dont know anything about ijustine , same with Toby.

[aidenmccloskey]

@TheMoonDoggy45 u mad bro? hahahahaha. u seem mad as fuck.

[DocProc999]

i cant believe i listened to the whole thing n wth a million dollars lol

[MegaMonkeyCrap]

F**k You! This is the worst video EVER!!!!!

[Megastar101diva]

talk about 10 secounds before i put mute on it

[DLH2344]

i lasted 2min 43seconds before i took off my headphones

[hannahM2001]

omg thats so annoying!

[canna9991]

wats with the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[anderson112374]

her voice is soo gay i have a headache i cant get it out of my head ugh!!

[10cottencandy10]

no you don't

[duckydonne]

i lasted 1 second

[SportyChick382]

i lasted the whole thing



[gillibean3427]

I stared at ur teeth how r they soo white and straight omg I lasted through it though

[Blueberryy09]

haha! i lasted through the whole video......with the sound off! :P

[ChubbyChipmunks123]

@cierrafromme why don't you learn to spell first?

[bacelines]

Is it just me or does anyone else just want to punch this idiot in the face?

[Beathede]

She was reading a script lol.

[Allylesmith]

i need an aspirin no offense i still watch your vids just not the chipmunk voice ones

[MMFrostMM]

youtube is full of people that shouldnt post any videos... and you are one of them

[Allylesmith]

@MMFrostMM then why did you watch

[MMFrostMM]

@Allylesmith cause i thought it would be something interessting

[MrMajormoron]

I threw my computer out the window now im writing this from the library

[JosephMusicOfficial]

@MrMajormoron LOL well you really are a major moron.

[MrNinjaPoptart]

I lasted to 0:01 .

[letseatpietonite]

i like churros.

[MsLynnTwin18]

This is freakinq stupid..?

[Raventhesim]

This is so funny !!!!!!!!!!

[Jesus45U]

@NateToza That makes you smarter than me. :D

[HappyCleanHK]

Wow, you're so dumb! It's apparent that you're a copy-cat. Everyone she's posing as The-Goth.

[Iceninja64]

ur reading from a screen in a chipmunk voice...annoying!

[903CrazyGurl]

??? weird ???

[jenpal88]

omg that voice is crazy i would feel bad for ger if that is how she really talked!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

[ukpkmkk]

@jenpal88 i thumbs downed

[Guitarguyjr]

I actually made it to he end of the vid

[yazzoo55]

@Guitarguyjr so did i xD

[danwise3000]

i invented the internet



[junglemikedog]

this chick is lucky she is gorgeous or no one would watch her with this chipmunk voice...

[eab3214]

And I invented the internet!

[0112471324]

How could you have been born in 1984, yet only be 12 years old? Please explain this.

[lolalove111213]

wow.i cant believe is watch the whole vid!im impress with myself!lol.this is REALLY annoying though!lol

[ino9inuzuka]

my ears hurt!!!! if you become and become a doctor you cure this ear!!!!!

[zone1480]

that was shit. next!

[careohlajn]

sorry justine. i guess you aint impressed of me..

[Jesse110]

I can't even watch this. This is just too dumb.

[Jesus45U]

I lasted 50 seconds before I turned the sound off.

[birdybirds]

@Jesus45U you can turn the sound off? not mute

[Jesus45U]

@birdybirds Yeah, turned my loudspeakers off.

[babattaja2]

@Jesus45U after 50 seconds i skipped to the end

[Kurostyle21]

@Jesus45U I tried to beat you...Didn´t work...

[Jesus45U]

@Kurostyle21 Offcourse not, if you beat me, you essentially loose as well.

[rnbjunkie2011]

what is up with her eye brows? are they stick-ons?

[HanzFreuden]

stop talking you fucking clod you are wasting valuable youtube server space

[Monkeygobannanas123]

were you on the price is right....please reply

[hagyaaza]

how do u make ur voice like tht

[iam23blackroses]

Ahh~Chad Hurley<3

[MyAndreaTube]

this video made me crack up. thabks justine!!!:)

[DarkDoctorTL]

Dr.Evil IJ!

[mrjimmbo772]

Im guessing you gave yourself botox?!?

[paintedbi]

fuck justine

[DarkDoctorTL]

@paintedbi ehmmm,you,know....ehmmm....nah­,your not worth an answer to this....

[ATLSHAWTYjls]

I made it to the end and I think your hilarious! :)

[msn1661]

F  u

[NabouCooL]

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[TSBMXVnumber3]

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[Simlife3]

#OMG

[JRcreeper123]

shes to cutee ; omg all her videos are cool & funny x3 i dont think theres one of her videos that dont make me #LAUGH ;-*

[aznturncoat]

wow, this chick tries way too hard to be funny...

[vandibox]

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[zero757575]

Ijustine is the only girl who doesen't care abaout her looks only example: she plays videogames,tells funny jokes....Dont look at me like that iam only 12 ahahahah...iam serious iam 12

[99suraiya]

i cant believe i watched this entire vid i didnt even stop to scratch

[Nebelmond]

Cuuuuuuuuuuute iJustine! You look like my ex girlfriend ^^

[guijacobi]

@lalalalancelot idiot

[MattCazaly]

FEMALE FRED!!!

[tiffanykerley]

@MattCazaly lol!!

[fantage157]

lolz awomeeeeee ur vioce is soooo awsomeee too

[RheaJovovich]

hey!! its fred!! 

[bhavvv]

I invented ijustine!

Greeting daughter, your mommy was an alien cow from mars, hence your voice.

[freekingrhyme]

Ok steppin three steps away from this person haha... Thatz wat she said

[MegaCoolTommy]

GET BACK TO ANNOYING ORANGE

[Starlightxpress]

LOVU U ! crazy woodpecker ! iJustine = Woody Woodpecker !

[Kameakley]

lol i watched the whole thing. I cracked up. Did u really invent YouTube? probably not but maybe...

[ilovepopsiclesforev]

pause... at 0:28

[TheSubSubject]

Lol yoooooooooootuuuuuuuuuuuuuBA

[RochyWazHere]

HaHa Pause at 0:18 LoL

[Myxlplyx69]

Beauty is only temporary, but I'm sure you'll always be extremely unfunny. Good thing you have an army of sexless nerds to protect you from reality.

[TheMaloney942]

i love your lips

[altruistskater]

ye and i evented facebook -.-

[coopj70]

r u reading a script

[coopj70]

shes gettin anoeying

[lacepuffofspartan]

0:55 LMAO

[emi5122000]

u r so reading a script 

[thecompans]

i love the twilight zone. and im 11 yrs old. :)

[safibarri]

OKAY i made it to the end of the Video

and watched the other video

but wasn't able to finish the other one

it so BORING

IJ you're SWEET that's why i was able to finish this one :)

[Denabella]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard!!!