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  • AHAHAH "am I in?"

  • lol

  • Freed the slaves *under the Mason-Dixon Line.

  • To sum this up. Craig is Scottish as I am English. He is British as I am British because we both come from the United Kingdom which is the country. We are also European as part of the EU and being from europe obviously.

  • @jdi0093113 most brits i have talked to don't see themselves as europeans

  • Peter Capalldi as Malcolm Tucker is fantastic. There are plenty of videos on Youtube. Enjoy.

  • Ugh! Why would he even want to be American? The Government is shit!

  • I'm glad Craig decided to become an american citizen, theres no where else id rather be!

  • You know I just realised why he is so cheeky in his response the question at 1:30, it's because in the early 80's he lived in New York City illegally... cheeky monkey.

  • Is that really the amount you get tested on? I know there'll be loads of questions they can choose to ask, but I knew 7 of those off the top of my head, and 1 I can't answer because I'm not in a US state. :P

  • he looks so tired when he's not working LATE LATE

  • I'm glad CBS documented the single worst day in the history of our nation, the day we let that monster in our club!!

    Nah, just joking. Craig's awesome.

  • Most retarded guy ever.Why da fuck would you leave scotland?They make the best whisky!

  • @mpingola Retarted? Try using your brain next time. He has his own reasons AND he isn't an alcoholic anymore and has cleaned himself up!

  • Why, Craig? Why?

  • So...he has a duel citizenship with Scotland, right?

  • @0BustyStClaire0 UK, not just Scotland

  • @TheTimbalanders Oh, right. They haven't been their own place since like...a couple hundred years...

  • @0BustyStClaire0 well no its just that Scotland is part of the UK, therefore whether you're from Scotland, England, Wales, then you have British citezenship

  • @TheTimbalanders ...m'kay, thank you. :)

  • TURNCOAT BASTARD

  • @thistlemunch He's still a Scottish citizen as well as American citizen failtard

  • @truefalse Yes I do know that you fuck

  • @thistlemunch Well shut up then you poverty ridden sexually abused cunt

  • @truefalse Yer all ragin' cos yer old dear is on smack.

  • @truefalse No such thing as a 'Scottish Citizen'. Failtard.

  • @SpearMinti Yeah there is, it's included in the British citizenship.

  • @truefalse No its not, he is a UK citizen. Scotland is not a nation. There is no Scottish passport or Scottish embassy.

  • @SpearMinti Scotland is a nation you sexually abused orphan, we are part of the Union of Great Britain lead by Westminster that speaks for us, we have our own parliament.

  • @truefalse No. You are a constituent country, not a nation state. Thus, a Scottish citizenship does not exist. The Scottish parliament is devolved. It has no constitutional powers, and bills can be rejected by Westminster.

  • @SpearMinti Scotland is still a country within the fake nation of the United Kingdom.

  • @truefalse The UK is not a fake nation but a union. Scotland is still under control of Westminitser.

  • @jdi0093113 Scotland is under control of its government via Edinburgh.

  • @truefalse and Edinburgh is under the control of Westminister

  • @jdi0093113 he's not scottish he's white

  • @truefalse Again, no, it is not. It is a constituency of the UK, as is England, Wales and Northern Ireland. How is the UK fake?

  • @SpearMinti The UK is like Saudi, Qatar and Oman just joining together to make a fake nation like United Arabs or something.

  • @truefalse Or like the USA, or Germany, also examples of states "joining together to make a fake nation". What is the "United Arabs"?

  • wow...if I had to take that test to remain a US citizen...well, I hear Canada is nice :)

  • i would've failed that test with flyng colors

  • ... and Puff Daddy.

  • this was amazing

  • It truly is halarious that people attempting U.S. citizenship have to answer questions that the typical naturally born American can not! It's alsovery sad.

  • @jklfds85 actually, no one with Obama, but our principles are the greatest on earth!!!

  • actually... the emancipation proclamation technically freed only the slaves in the south, while the north will still enslaved... one of lincoln's plans. but he did get it right in a technical level, so i'd give him a 99.8%. love ya craig!

  • Who would want to be a citizen of the United States??

  • @jklfds85 Mexicans

  • How could you dislike this video? welp there you go CIA 34 terriorists

  • that test administrator is hot

  • @theonlyred4

    Idiot.

  • @SharksKid No, the word you're looking for is "heterosexual".

  • Craig is fucking hilarious!!!! He is so under rated. he is the best host and is not full of shit like all the other hosts!!

  • thats one proud scottish-american :)

  • If he wanted to become Canadian all he had to know would be where all the Tim Horton's coffee shops are located. LOL

  • Lol, Puff Daddy.

  • Woot? Is that it? Are you kidding me? An 8 year old could pass that test!

    Even if they're missing some questions in the video, they look like general knlowledge stuff.

  • @TheScheiss you'd be surprised at how little even the citizens know about this country.

  • Craig is the most underrated late night show host ever.

  • anyone else think the examiner is very good lookin?

  • @yaai no

  • @bloodymelgibson i guess i just have a thing for women in power.

  • @yaai haha

  • The US Constitution used to be the supreme law of the United States but not any more. For example Only Gold and Silver are legal tender in the United States.

    Its currently illegal to use gold and silver as legal tender in the United States even when a "supreme" law gives you that right.

  • @Tzimnewman3 who the fuck are you the kid who shot Kathy Giffords? Please! If we were still on the gold standard we'd be in the same place we were during the Great Depression.

  • @socialspasmdrums "who the fuck are you the kid who shot Kathy Giffords?"

    What has the suspect in a shooting got to do with your Constitution?

    "If we were still on the gold standard we'd be in the same place we were during the Great Depression"

    Gold and silver standard didn't cause the Depression. People's greed in making money from money caused that and the current situation. A gold and silver standard does not allow for money to be created out of thin air.

  • @Tzimnewman3 and my point was that we got out of the great depression by switching to a floating currency

  • Was that the real citizenship test he took? Lame questions.

  • I just became a US citizen, I got 100% whilst watching the clip. Is that all it takes to join the 'Superpower'?!

  • @MattSingh1 There are 100 possible questions on the test. I doubt the average college-educated American could get 50%. So, the test requires you to be more knowledgable about the US than most Americans are. You also have to take a brief literacy and English test. The English test is fairly difficult.

  • Congrats Craig!!! I know this happened a while ago but still congrats

  • HE IS FUNNY TALENTED AND HANDSOME HAS A GREAt Accent LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM

  • Is that still how the test is? It seems so easy! I always hear about people struggling with the citizenship process, but I guess that's more to do with all the paperwork and time it takes to get to take the test, huh?

  • Awwww...Craig being Craig..funnyfunnyfunny.

    I soooo love Scotland....I´m german and about 4 years ago my family and I went to that beautiful part of Britain. Sadly just for a week. People there are..ähm...special but so gracious.

  • that is one disgusting "test".

  • Haha I love Craig :D.

  • YAY!

  • 2:49

    best part

  • our citizenship tests are so stupid....

  • Doing, the cabbage patch!!Whoot whoot!He's definitely American now.

  • Wow, he got difficult questions.

  • I love his MESSY HAIR!

  • On paper he is American but he has Irish blood (or beer, not sure which one) running through his veins!

  • @nousername21

    Too bad he's Scottish.

    FAIL!

  • @atavus82 Oh well you got the message...

  • I'm a citizen, but do they supply the study material? And is it a 20 page booklet or a thick textbook of stuff they have to memorize?

  • with the canada joke, does he mean that everyone will be sent to canada

  • @procrastinator300 He means if Canadians knew how dumb the Americans are, the would build a fence to prevent them from entering Canada.

  • @procrastinator300 I think that Americans will be illegal in the country after taking the test, so they will try to emigrate to Canada. It's just a satire.

  • @procrastinator300 no, he means that most americanould not pass the test and would be required to leave the country......and since most americans would probably head to Canada rather than Mexico.....thus the Canadians would have to put up a fence to keep us from fleeing to there. I had to think about that joke for a second too

  • Craig should get the Tonight Show

  • Good for Craig Ferguson!!! =D

  • I love you soooooo much.

  • i wouldnt pass that lol

  • "...and puff daddy" LMAO XD

  • There is something weird about the video: When the camera is facing the lady asking questions she is not holding a pen. But when the camera is facing Craig, she is holding a pen. So, this video was edited, it did not really happen like it is shown.

  • @theRustedSigns Look closer.

  • @theRustedSigns thats a good observation, well done.

  • "Now we can go live to last Friday" - love it! lol

  • usa citizenship is a fuckin joke, think of a fuckin country gives you an alien card with a lottery ? hahahaaah . so if ur gettin a resident ALIEN card in a lotto, why would you care about a citizenship ?_ hahahaha., of cuz you could ve been a fake anchor baby fuck and make that a short cut .,hahahahahah

  • Thats all???? SO easY???

  • So upset with you! Why would you want to leave that beautiful county to join us americans? Can I have your scottish citizenship?! plzkthx!

  • @borgqueen45 buddy, i live in scotland. unless you want to live in the highlands, you won't see any beauty around you. then again, you don't see much beauty in the states unless you're into botox :P

  • @borgqueen45 I'm Scottish and i wish i could have a Scottish citizenship. Sadly all Scottish people are 'British' citizens.

  • @screwtape84 we done more for the world as part of the British Empire than we ever did as a single nation. We've fought and died for Britain alongside Englishmen, Irishmen and the Welsh and will if need be again. Remember it was a Scot that made the U.K. in the first place anyway.

  • @screwtape84 Well Scotland is part of Great Britain. You might already know this, but Britain is not another name for England. Britain is the whole island that has the countries England, Scotland, and Wales. The English, Scottish, and Welsh are British, and the Irish are not

  • @procrastinator300  what about Northern Ireland?

  • @EmmaRose473 Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom(UK) but it is not part of Great Britain. Great Britain is that internationally well known island to the right of Ireland

  • @screwtape84

    You think you've got it bad???? you should try being English!!!

  • @borgqueen45 erm I live in Scotland, and it's a shithole. Don't believe what you see in Braveheart.

  • @mercurymay haha I'm sorry you feel that way. I visited Edinburgh in October. I'm in love. And true love never dies. Lets trade citizenships!

  • @borgqueen45 OK fair enough, Edinburgh's amazing. I live in Aberdeen (not Scottish btw :D) and it sucks ass.

  • @borgqueen45 You obviously haven't been to Scotland.

  • @ZedBazinga Oh no! Do you not like it? I actually have been and I'm completely in love! Sorry you disagree!

  • @borgqueen45 I've actually lived there for 17 years and hated it, it's not what you Americans make it out to be. Trust me. Violence, Drunken idiots, Thieves, Criminals, Slums. That's the Scotland you would see if you lived here.

  • @ZedBazinga haha oh but see America is just like that! I think you'll find that anywhere you go! But only in Edinburgh will you find the Royal Mile with a freaking castle at the top! And the most beautiful green landscape and gorgeous shores. And a pub with live Irish fiddle tunes! Oh Oh and St Giles Cathedral, which isn't a catholic church, and beautiful architecture just every where! And the nicest people and the best food. Oh goodness I could go on for ages but i'm running out of characters!

  • @borgqueen45 That's where i lived, Edinburgh. Sure the tourist part is nice, for about 1 year. If you want to live there you would need to live out in the slums. No way could you afford a house near the center. If you have dreams, the UK is not the place to be.

  • @borgqueen45 "Can I have your scottish citizenship?!"

    LOL Scottish citizenship does not exist.

  • @borgqueen45 at least 30% of Americans are cool like that if you know what I mean

  • @borgqueen45 america is the most beautiful country in the world.

  • @sk8erfreak9242 grandma are you taking those pink pills again?

  • @borgqueen45  lol, uhh have u been to scottland?

  • take that people that try to know stuff!!

  • Can't wait to watch you tonight Craig!!!!

  • It was a fake..

    I took the real test 2 weeks ago and some of the questions are not the real ones. Close though...eg who wrote the star spangled banner is not a question in the list.

    Why is everything so fake ? I wonder who the 'interviewer' was - not USCIS for sure. Probably an actress. Once you have scored 6 correct they stop the test - another give away that it was faked

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  • @Alphabaloney yes the questions are randomly generated from 100 possible questions and they do stop the test after 6 correct answers. This video was not the current test.

    They passed me anyway so in a couple of weeks I become a second class Citizen who can never be president. There again, Catholics can't become Monarch in the UK - so I suppose it's fair.

  • @armoredinnerjacket Huh, I never knew that....

  • @armoredinnerjacket If you are being sarcastic I can't detect it, so I'll bite.

    The test has changed significantly since 2008.

    Also, if there are only a dozen or so questions on it then they probably have multiple versions of the test randomly generated from a bank of questions. So I don't think you would know what questions were on his test.

  • that chick was a fuckin babe

  • So , how many actual citizens of the america CAN actually take this 100% ,that would be fun to watch

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  • b1ad

  • he said dammocrats.

  • i'd nail her

  • This guy should have replaced Johnny Carson.

    NOT LENO!! THUMBS UP OF YOU AGREE!

  • @guy2008rules Well considering the guy wasn't even living in the US at the time Carson retired, much less had any aspirations to be a talk show host in 1992 , that would've been difficult

  • @guy2008rules we all know NBC does NOT deserve a genius like Craig Ferguson. XD :)

  • @guy2008rules fuck leno hes a bitch

  • @guy2008rules Do you realize that Leno replaced Carson in 1992? Was Ferguson even sober then? Did anyone even know who he was then?

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  • @juiceweaselism How do you mean?

  • I got chills when he stood up and saluted.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  • @strigen I got kinda choked up when they finished the test and she said "You're in!". Coolness. I love this country!....OH, and Craig!

  • I love his relaxed look. Love the t-shirt and hoody look xx

  • @strawberryscent1 He really studied and took the real test. He was naturalized, but he made it as official as possible because he really does love America.

  • When I took the test in 2002 they only asked me 5 questions. They really tightened up. Congrats Craig.

  • I wonder if he realizes his Democrat friends could never pass the last question of that test.

  • 6 out of 10 required to pass? That's kinda sad. I could be an American without even trying, LOL (I knew everything except the people)

  • @phyfodor LOL

  • Nice job he did on the test. I'm not sure how it works for becoming a dual citizen though, because I live in Canada, but my mother is an American. I should try and get the dual citizenship before she tries to become a Canadian citizen. I've heard of a lot of cases where Canadians become Americans, but usually not the other way around.

  • Unless you're 100% Native American, you too are the product of immigration.

  • @knnyphph And even then, you came from somewhere, so you're not Native, either.

  • @PaxIesus if ur born somewhere, ur a native of that place.

  • @stfwho Ah, then a man born in America has as much right to call himself a Native American as an Amerindian, then? I'm sure that will send the scholars and politicians into a tizzy.

  • @PaxIesus Stupid politically correct names born from stupid politics don't have anything to do with it you're a native of wherever you're born.

  • @stfwho In this we have an agreement. As Charlton Heston (and several others of similar mindset) said, "Political correctness is tyranny with manners."

  • @PaxIesus Well I say its just idiotic and puts emphasis on differences

  • @PaxIesus Absolutely Paxlesus! I so agree.!!!!

  • Have you ever helped somebody come into the United States who is illegal?

    No...never....I would never do that....never.

    LMAO

  • these questions are a joke they are fucking easy. 

  • @Cioppa182

    Yet the majority of native born Americans wouldn't be able to answer them all.

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  • what colour is a green card?

    white!...take that people thaat know stuff

    hahahahah

  • damn i only knew like half of that stuff and i'm american.

  • @thor55121478 get out of here ; D

  • @thor55121478 Isolationism at its finest. We dont teach most of these things in schools anymore.

  • LOL! Awesome

  • it should be like, do you believe in God

  • @sowiseloc Uhhhh why?

  • Welcome citizen Ferguson. We are honored to have you.

    - "Red" Comrade, U S Citizen

  • when salute he looks like daniel craig james bond in the end

  • his little dancing is a great inspiration to any test in life.