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  • Ladies and gentlemen, Joakim Noah.

  • FRANCE RULE haha.

    so much haterz out there lol

  • same people that hate rodman hate joakin: conservative, douchebag, tough guy sports fans.

    sorry there's people out there that live with color in their lives. haters. go watch a sandler movie, drink a bud light, and turn your baseball hat backwards, even though you're a grown man.

  • One ugly motherfucker, he oughta shut his smart mouth, my hate for him is justified by all the crap he says. The looks are just the icing on the cake.

  • nice shot joakim

  • hit that joakim

  • HE's funny! I love him :D

  • Painful to watch. And funny, for every conceivable WRONG reason.

  • i think hes really cute and very talented with the ball. why doesnt some of these ppl on here like him?

  • WoogyBoogy Noah Woogyboogy

  • Ugliest man in the nba what a faggot.

  • My least favorite athlete....

  • hate a guy who has already accomplished more than any of you will in a lifetime.

  • and i cant believe his mom is a fukin model.... WTF happened to him??!? he looks like a douche...

  • @plumpit take a look on joachim sisters, and call if you dissagree lol

  • I hate Joakim Noah.

  • agreed. he's an idiot.

  • awesome. awesome. awesome.

  • There's a brand new GATOR Song/Anthem!!! It just came out this week! you can listen to it @

    myspace(dot com)/nobodylikegemini

    youtube wouldnt let me post the actual link

    check it out!!

  • I don't think he knows how much of a dick he acts like/is. He's not even that good but his arrogance, like Corey and Al, has no bounds. Smart as a pebble. I have more respect for shit than him. Don't be a slave and glorify him as God, b/c if it were up to him, he'd be pissing on ur face. He's living proof- being 6'11 and putting a damn ball in a hoop is more important than brains, right? He can play bball only b/c of genetics; hasn't done a day of hard work in his life. what a fucking fool.

  • @ccr61851 And he gets mad @ lebron for dancing in a game i agree with you on that tho

  • What a self-centered egocentric jerk! He acts like he's from the hood although he grew up rich. What an ugly pampered punk bitch! Bad news for the bulls.

  • Is that Joakim Noah or Lisa Bonet?

  • @buckdogroad lol @ this comment as a Bulls fan. what garbage u spewed. Noah has more swag in his toenail than u have in your whole body.

  • It's great to be a FL Gator, and having known Jo has been cool. He's a good kid, and he loves his college. If he wants to goof off, let him goof off. He earned it. As for all those who say he's showing his ass in this video-- how many national championships have YOU won lately?

  • chanpionship or none.. hes a fag and u are one too

  • @d0xit0 how is joakim noah a fag here he is just having fun

  • being a chicago bulls fan, i just became a noah fan last nite!!!!!!

  • its bad because he is having fun after winning? o please.

  • aaw....i love him =)

  • if osu was bad how come they made it to the finals? hmmm

  • yeah they did make it to the finals, what was the score? dont say anything about ohio state unless they win it all then ill listen, i dont even like florida, i just think theyre good

  • work it Noah...do ur thang..ignore all them haters...i love u and u r funny too

  • man yall are trippin hard he was jus playin its not meant to be taken seriously he aint be cocky he jus excited whats with all that racial talk, yall crazy

  • noah is fuckin punk, someone just needs to punch his ass out when he get all fuckin cocky

  • yeah but he has a reason to be cocky, 2 in a row doesnt lie. maybe if ohio state was actually good they could be cocky too

  • oden and conley made noah horford and brewer bring their A game to win the national championship how can u say OSU wasnt good

  • lol, notchjohnson, werd

  • Wow Wow Wow wassup with your language and why are u hating off of Joakim Noah it was supposed to be a funny victory dance u stupid moron what part of that do u not understand your probably jealous because he is a million times hotter than u . GO NOAH GATORS!~!!

  • Go Noah. Baha. I love Noah hes awesome.

  • I meant Joakim Noah**

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  • LOL... you mean GAYtor fans. :)

  • noah just proved with that dance that as the facebook group says even AIDS is cooler than him

  • if ya ain't a Gator ?? your Gator BAIT !

    excuses on 3's just don't win games bucknuts . UofF OWNS U . Go GATORS

  • I eat Gators for Breakfast.

  • OH YA GO GATORS!

  • haha

  • i think he wants to be the new Ronny Turiaf but he has no skill and he's not funny

  • wtf?...this guy is something else...

  • that wasn't funny. just scary and something that makes you wanna throw up.

  • this guy can dance

  • that guy is one ugly ass dude

  • wow i don't think a can name a bigger dush bag than Noah

  • what an ugly shit

  • I guess it's okay for me to laugh and smile while someones having a seizure

  • The fuck is that, is that a crack seizure

  • This guy couldn't possibly be a bigger tool.

  • Isn't he French? If he goes to the NBA he'll just surrender.

  • [lol] i like noah

    he iz funny

  • I cannot lie, its quite amusing

  • that boy's gonna get his ass handed to him if he tries to play in the L.

  • Il est marrant ! encore une richesse française !

  • AHAHA! such a cutie, hes soo happy AHAH!

    who cares if its a close game, a win is a win.

    doesnt matter if u lose by a point, florida still wins

  • looked like beavis from beavis and butthead.

    dude needs to put on about 50 pounds of muscle if he wants to make it in the nba imo.

  • 50 pounds seems a little steep

  • This mothafucka cant dance!!!

  • oh yes he can

  • dude cannot dance.

  • what are you talking about

  • the only nba bound player in that game is greg oden PERIOD.

  • What?! Rick James is way better.

  • rofl rofl

  • ODEN Is Ten Times Better Then Anybody On UF, And He Isnt An Ass About It. Unlike Some People That Are No Where Near His Level Of Play(JOAKIM NOAH).

  • HA! oden's old lookin ass got dominated by Noah alone. Not to mention Corey Brewer, and Al Horford. Oden SUCKS and he looks to be about 42 years old. HE SUUUUCCCKKKKSSSSSSSS!!!

  • That's why Noah scored 26 points in the championship game right?

  • He scored 4 points

  • Haha I know it was sarcasm.

  • Noah is gonna get is ass kick in the pro's and i cant wait to watch. he isnt a big time player and never has been. he is a good complemtary player on a college team but will never amount to anything in the pro's. Maybe he should try Tennis cause thats the only reason anyone knows his name.

  • Noah is horrible. How many points did he score? How many times did he get packed by oden. Noah is way to cocky. Hes goin to get embarassed in the NBA. Cut your hair u sissy then work on ur game. But after hes done gettin it on huge with his "gator boys"

  • yeha ur just mad we beat ur ass in football and basketball

    face it. UF>OSU

  • It was one year, do it for 5 years then call osu your bitch.

    P.s most of osu's basketball team is Freshman including oden who is 18.

    Considering the amount of seniors on UF Im disapointed at your guy's performance.

  • I'm disappointed as well. We should have beaten OSU by a greater margin. It's just too bad Oden was the only one on the court from OSU who could get anything done. This is also disappointing. I heard a rumor that the Buckeyes had other players besides Oden but after that game I'm not so sure.

    GO GATORS!

  • the only reason Oden got his nrs this time was Donovan WISELY called the Gators off him to defend the perimeter tres. He never got double teamed like in the 86-60 game. If Noah fronts him,he doesn't get the ball. No ball=no scoring. Noah was sent out to cover the 3. same with Brewer who shut down Shipp AND a lot of Conley. Billy-Ball is about the TEAM winning-not ind stats. He outcoached Matta while the Gators outplayed the Lil Nutz. all the rest of this = sore lOSUr BS

  • what amount of seniors? the ONLY senior on the starting lineup is Lee Humphrey so talk what u know.

  • lol yea even though we completely beat the shit out of you in football then we beat you by 26 the first game, and then second game it could have been a bigger margin. therefor losing too us 3 times in a row in both sports does make you our bitch. until then keep crying. maybe if the ref's weren't going for osu we could have had our better big men in the game longer. plz some of those fouls were bs.

  • Dont Even Try Man Im SIU And Illini Fan Dont Really Like OSU Much But Oden Is Way Better Then Anyone The Gators Have. He Is Also A Stand Up Guy, Many Florida Players Could Learn A Thing Or Two From Him. (Mainly Noah)

  • OSU fans R whiney beeyotch's since Noah, Leak & the Gators exposed OSU & the Little10as the overrated wankers they r. Your teams got overseeded in F-/B-ball and got yer azzes handed 2 U over n over again. Can't play on the court? go talk trash.

    GO GATORS!

  • the gator boys are amazing...youre just jealous you cant be one.

  • He's a moderately talented player who will get the shit kicked out of him in the NBA.

  • Noah cant dance but he is FINE!

  • that's a joke, right?

  • Noah, will be a good NBA player. He's 7 ft tall and you can't teach that. He is the next coming of Marcus Camby. Same player but could be greater because he hasn't shown to be injury prone. I'm a knick fan, i'd rather have him than Curry in the middle

  • The very classy "Dance of the Jackass"

  • Florida is unbeatable. The one man team of Ohio State got owned.

  • That one man kept his team in the game throughout. I wouldn't be talking about getting owned since I recall your frontcourt getting the shit knocked out of them by Oden

  • And they were still constantly down by 15.

  • Constantly down by 15? Did you watch the same game I did? I guess when you hit the biggest spread margin in the game that automatically becomes the median. The reason you guys won the game was because you could make threes and OSU couldn't. It's not Oden's fault his team can't shoot. osufan900 is right about Noah not being able to shoot. Did you see the free throw towards the end of the game? It reminded me of the way infants shoot 2 handed shots.

  • In response to mypussyissotight...You wouldn't be talking about getting owned? Are you that fucking stupid? Bitch nobody owns anything more than Florida owns that piece of shit school in Columbus.

  • I agree. You've owned Ohio St. in the win/loss column. If you would've read instead of being a dumbass, I was talking in general. Owned would be winning by 20 or 30. The game wasn't close, but there was no clear domination other than the UF backcourt being dominate and Oden owning the frontcourt. 3>2

  • if U know C b-ball U know the teams that repeat, the teams that win the Ring play a system that worx. Billy D runs the Gators to win - not blow up stats. If U watched the same game I did then U saw Oden was 1x teamed the whole game & U know why. To stop the Tres. OSU didn't just miss, they were shut down by FL's D (2x) like UCLA(2x). if U r a real C B-ball fan than U know this already - otherwise you R just biased. "owned" is crap. RINGS R THE THING!

  • You clearly didn't see the same game. Noah picked up all his fouls in the interior around Oden, just not necessarily against him. OSU just couldn't hit a 3. Over 50% of the threes they took were either wide-open or at worst makeable, they just didn't make them. UCLA sucks btw, you can't use them as a comparison.

  • please, that was a close ass game..

  • shit dat game wasnt no where near close

    wat the hell

    u must aint wat it den

    cuz that shit was a blow out from the damn start

  • joakim noah is a great college bball player, but will never amount to anything in the pros. he's undersized, has terrible form, and just looked so great due to the great players around him. the gators have a great system, and noah took advantage of it. however if you're such a gator sackrider that you could actually imagine joakim noah guarding the likes of Shaq, Yao, Garnett...hell ANY good big men in the NBA..you are sadly sadly mistaken

  • Fuck all you haters! Noah owns all you dumbasses. And he commands you to get off his fucking nuts...BITCH!

  • Even espn analysists say that he is getting out of control and needs to stop. By stop they meant that he needs to stop saying that they dont get any respect and pounding his chest and should act like he has won something before. I think he is a DESCENT player. He has a great supporting cast and if you have a great supporting cast, your numbers will always look better. Tonights game should be a good one though. People are healthy and there should be no excuses. Good luck UF and OSU.

  • Gator Nation accepts everyone baby.

  • Even the people on espn said that it is enough.  All he is doing is stirring things up in a bad way hitting his chest and mouthing off. I personally dont like him at all. He is a DESCENT player. He has a good supporting cast which will always make players look better than they really are. Tonights game should be a good one, people are healthy and more experienced so no excuses for anyone. Good luck UF and OSU.

  • what a fucking idiot

  • exactly, Greg Oden OWNS Joakim Noah. Skinny little girl.

  • Yeah thats why they just got pwned

  • ugliest player ever. there are times when a person is just unpleasant to look at.

  • Noah owns and he shall be celebrating a second straight title tonight. Can't wait to see his dance. In your faces. Every team that you guys mention have been owned and sucked balls.

  • KU owns UF. suck it.

  • haha..awsome, who cares if hes dancing stupid..hes happy that they won, and will soon kill ohio state..dnt need to hate people

  • noah can suck my balls he already is suckin his whole teams sacks he's gay he's probably the only virgin on his team

  • haha. I don't care what anyone says about Noah but he is an absolute amazing player so good for him obviously he was happy winning you didnt have to put him to shame for that

  • Noah=douchebag

    is he having a seizure here?

  • Please spare us the site of watching this guy(??) celebrate a 2d straight title.

  • Ya he didn't drop dead against UCLA, we OWNED UCLA...and no, he's not serious there. I've seen him in a club before. Jesus, can you people seriously not think?

  • Plus this dumb asshole screams every single time he touches the ball...I hate him more than any basketball player ever!

  • "I hate him more than any basketball player ever!"

    Why does an emotional, effective player bother you?

  • I will not shed a tear if he drops dead against UCLA. Noah is a freaking douche bag.

  • What a fucking stooge. I'll bet papa's sooo proud.

  • noah can suck my balls he already is suckin his whole teams sacks he's gay he's probably the only virgin on his team

  • noah needs 2 calm down an stop doin this shit. its gettin annoyin. u also need 2 shave ur head u dumbass!

  • i sense some hair envy

  • noah can suck my balls he already is suckin his whole teams sacks he's gay he's probably the only virgin on his team

  • Going Tribal?

  • hahaha - you should teach a class on leaving YouTube comments. BEAUTIFUL!

  • that's like a combo between a retarted lawnmower and a dumbass

  • all you bitches are whining about how much you hate him and you just hate him because he helps kick everyones ass n your just jelous cuz you dont have him.

  • Another ignorant poster that just doesn't get the point

  • Come on Big 11 fans...don't be hate'in cause we be kicking up on yall Go SEC!!!

  • go kill ureself now cause ure going to be killed at any given time

  • Who is this chick? And why is he dancing like a wild tribesman?

  • ohio state sucks dick FLorida will kick their ass

  • Noah still can't dance.

  • hahahahahah harsh!! woooooooooooooooooooooow

  • He looks like ET.

  • you are a tool sir

  • god i hate this ugly fuck

  • Damn, that is one ugly girl. She should bleach her wispy puerto rican mustache and comb her hair.

  • 1ST i just watched the florida&Oregon game the ducks got their ass KICKED and oden will be next, The Gators are going to fuck the Bruins up just like they did last year. NOAH+HORFORD=DOMINATION remember that and stop hating off of Noah he isn't ugly or gay he is HELLA HOT and dlmast37 shut your fuckin ass up I bet NOAH IS WAYYYYYYYYYY HOTTERRR than you will ever be BITCH FLORIDA NOAH= NCAA 2007 CHAMPS

  • your a tool

  • I hope you're a girl

  • Clean your mouth.

  • he will suck in the nba

  • listen breaks0 bruins is not going to beat florida. they couldn't do it last time and i don't think they can do it again.

  • Oden>noah

    Nuff said

  • Oden is fucking shit. Noah and Horford already fucked him up earlier. Now it's Roy Hibbert's turn to do the same.

    Florida > Ohio State

    Game, set, and match...bitch.

  • maybe if noah beats a healthy oden ill give him his due but he will always be ugly

  • If you think Oden is shit you're a tard. I don't think people would consider him a number 1 or 2 pick if he was shit. Good try though. Conley is better than Oden and Horford is better than Noah imo. If it wasn't for Horford and Conley, they'd both be out of the tourney by now.

  • Oden was barely healthy then.

    When we meet again (if we do(hoping we beat georgetown and you beat ucla))Revenge will be ours.

    Dont believe me? We will see whos laughing

  • You know nothing about basketball. Oden is the next great player in basketball. He's going to help Team USA win the gold medal one day. He's going to prove you soooooo wrong on the next level.

  • he WAS tryin to be funny. but no worries, yall who are "gator haters" try to nitpci every lil thing they do cuz you have nothing else to say. u can say noah's ugly, or he cant dance, but like any of that matters. they're still in the elite 8, are they not? when yall post stuff like this, it makes u sound like a dumbass. so dont even try. lol

  • The key word you used was TRYING to be funny. He's not funny, and the more you tards use the "u just ahte us cuz wee win lolol" just makes me think you're all a bunch of inbreds that can't think up a good defense. Seriously, send a smart person from Florida U to this board to argue. You just hurt your own cause. Should I say "Y'all" instead of "you" to get that through?

  • Don't worry, the Bruins'll do just that to get their vengeance on saturday. ;)

  • Dumbass why don't you TRY to stay away from the Joakim Noah dedication videos? You're all worked up over a guy acting silly, celebrating an SEC title. Bitch...that is fucking pathetic. Do you think Florida fans gave a fuck when Dumbo ears Scott Padgett and the Wildcats went crazy after winning their SEC titles? No dumbass, Florida fans don't give a fuck about your school.

    Game, set and fucking match.

  • Game, set and match? Who the fuck are you? Yannick Noah? This video wasn't set up in dedication to Noah in case you didn't read the description. As for anything Kentucky, I don't care. I'm not a Kentucky fan and if you have a related link send it and I'll make fun of him too. Seriously, this has turned dull. Unless you can find a way to make me think he's not just doing it for the cameras, you're not going to make an impact. Just accept that he is a douche

  • NCAA Hoops need more like him

  • hurry everybody jump on the florida bandwagon!

    joakim noah is overrated. compare his play to last year and hes not having as much of an impact. and once again...florida is in the easier bracket this year with a weak number 2 seed in wisconsin and teams that have trouble matching up with florida. too bad they dont have georgetown, tennessee, vanderbilt. compared to uncs bracket who has georgetown and usc to play. and kansas has ucla pitt and an underrated siu team.

  • memphis gonna handle their asses dont worry

  • so what if florida has the easier bracket.. that's not their fault and neither is the fact that teams have trouble matching up with them.. thats what makes them so amazing. have you seen ohio state's bracket?? texas a&m is probably their only real competition and the weakest #2 seed by far. an kansas' only real test is ucla.. pitt's garbage and siu's not that great either

  • worst excuse for dancing i've ever seen

  • That dance ruled!

  • i had the class bugs and people with joakim..he dressed up like a butterfly.

  • My boy Joakim Noah doin the retard dance it's what's hot in the club today it's the newest thing. My boy representin ROFLOLOLOLOL

  • Why do losers hate winners so much?

  • Hes fun, hes funny, and hes lovin bein on top! BILLY'S TAKIN US BACK TO THE BIG DANCE, I guess some of you are so bitter because you're all gatorbait and you're all losers!

  • Hitting a cheerleader?! He didn't touch that chick. I would have though. I would have jammed those pom poms down her throat! I love JOAKIM NOAH. This man could stand in times square, rub peanut butter all over himslef and hump a taxi cab but it doesn't matter hes on top and whatever he touches is gold. He can do that crotch thrusting dance up on me anytime.

  • He should have touched the cheerleader and turned her into gold then. I met Midas irl.

  • dick head

  • No Class Legend In His Own Mind Europe Bo