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Well. im sorry i didn't share this with you before.. but my hero got tested after banging leliana .. and contacted STDS from her.. but didn't know it . until he had sex with Isabella and leliana.. together.. so .. yeah .. you got AIDS.. from Dragon Age 1 hero.
DONT READ THIS! TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE AND YOU WILL GET A KISS FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. BUT IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON 10 VIDEOS IN 2 HOURS YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOUR READING THIS DONT STOP! AFTER YOU POST THIS ON 10 VIDEOS PRESS F6 AND YOU CRUSHES NAME WILL APPPEAR ON THE SCREEN. ITS FREAKY CAUSE ITS TRUE
@DerekXElite/ Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Da hast du dich ja einem ganz tollen Land zugewandt voller: Kriegstreiber, Religiös verblendeten "Menschen" und Politiker die sich ein dreck um die Menschen scheren die mittellos sind. Ist euch eigentlich bewusst das der größte teil der Erde die Amerikaner abgrundtief hassen? Jetzt fragt euch doch mal warum das so ist?
The English and Americans have all small penises, everyone is stupid, imperialistic and Gay. Your Queen is a hypocrite and wasted tax dollars of all Englishmen. All Americans are deluded and religious warmongers in the world. Dumb as a German word I can have your speech to 100% of what you as a stupid island monkeys can not say yes grad.
LOL i just noticed when he as taking the swords to throw it away i thought he was going to stab her while he was thinking "GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF SHIT *drops sword* *has sex* *later* DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
thats brillant,i searched for goku ssj3 theme,then obama walking away with cell them,then chuck norris fights a bear,and now this,i officially hate this day.
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@Crystalline000Cannon i agree, i dont spend time searching for this, i kinda get dragged into this area of youtube as i watch roosterteeth shorts. i guess if i searched i could find some porn stuff on here.
sorry, don't be angry, i didn't mean it. i have a very special way to say what i think. and what i think is that there should be no rasist comments posted, because this really sucks.
and don't be angry. some of my best friends are muslims. really :)
really? Are you one of those ridiculous guys, who desperately need to blame germany for the nazi regime? That is sort of sad. You always see germany as the diabolic country, hunting every race, they don't like. Sure, it is not the case, that there are still rasist thoghts in America, for example. No, they ALL love black men (in my opinion, they are as good as any other man). I can only say: American Idiot.
Islam does not tolerate any other religion (INFIDALS, I KILL YOU!)
@fightofourlifes Do you know anything about Islam you jerk ? Fucking american idiot, narrow-minded people.
And I don't know what Islam had to do in this case (quote : "Islam does not tolerate any other religion (INFIDALS, I KILL YOU!)") LOL Seriously You don't know the Qu'ran and what it can say about other religions. Once again it's a game, why are you trying to bring some religious stuff in here. Pathetic.
@MrDedel72 Sup with you? Don't you know American idiots AKA American kids are always scared from 'arabs' and 'islamic' people =/ They know they'll fuck them up so they act tough online , I dare them to say it to their faces , rofllmfao gf life2them .
@Darkcell999 Sad thing ... Scary people affraid of an invisible ennemy which doesn't exist. Sounds like the Republicans are doing their jobs over there ...
hey dude. i am sorry, if i made you feel angry. this is not easy to explain, so i won't try it at all. i did not want to bring religion into this. i just wondered, why all that people think, they should post any kind of rasist comments. and you are right, i have no idea about islam and this shit about INFIDALS was just another example for this fact. so just relax ;)
@fightofourlifes Ok, so this all mess was a big misunderstanding ... I think it is better like that. Just want to clarify what you said. I hope you can understand why I was angry ... Bye !
@LeNimph She has that bondgage attitude.Not sex actually. I mean the sex scenes you get w/ the witch gf and the prostitutes when you pay them more in witcher 2. :D
I just wanna know, The game already is not intended for children, Why do game designers never do an actual sex scene in a game? A child can get access to it already on the internet, T.v. What the hell does it matter in a video game?
@blizzardWoW lol, how does this ruin the game? It's not like Bioware only made a German version. No one is forcing you to watch this either. But to call German an obnoxious language only shows how obnoxious you are.
don't make fucking titles english if ur german retard
jackp4298 11 hours ago
CitadelOfTheDragons so did I
8efisaac 13 hours ago
OMG OMG BONER BONER BONER!!!
xxXCENACMPUNKXxx 1 day ago
How the hell did I get from Dead Space Death Scenes to here?
CitadelOfTheDragons 2 days ago 3
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@CitadelOfTheDragons ME 2
TheWiseleader 1 day ago
0:42 Sandal
MrMike993 3 days ago
now i know why its 18+ in germany and how did i get here from mw3?
MrRockinBird 4 days ago
@MrRockinBird becuz you can't handle a video with the word 'sex' in it , you just got to click ^^
pokcityvids 3 days ago
she has big boobs
SuperHockeydude24 4 days ago
holy shit those sex escenes are more wild than the ones in mass effect nive one bioware
kunven 5 days ago
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$20 dollars well spent, bak to ME2:)
JssANDERSON747 5 days ago
what was holding the sword on her back???
yura187 5 days ago
*sigh* German
kinen2020 6 days ago
wtf how did i get here from oblivion?? o.O
XxRainbowskittlezx 6 days ago
only in germany
jemilozster 6 days ago
how did I get here from Skyrim?
LanceTombFire 1 week ago
well i have some history to delete XD
ashluver34 1 week ago
@ashluver34 Protip: go to safety tab. than use inprivate browsing. you dont save history that way :)
jacobwritz 6 days ago
are they fighting each other or something?
justwatching2008 1 week ago
Smart move, removing the sword first.
KidArez 1 week ago
0:50 Your Welcome
issa123123 1 week ago 26
that's hool ?!
Tekken974 1 week ago
How did I get here from a video about videogame toilets? :S
ilikezelda64 1 week ago
violent cartoon sex D:
ZeworaClan 1 week ago
OKTOBERFEST!
TheStimpyland 1 week ago
I got here from batman...
supershadow125 1 week ago
How the hell did i get here from resident evil?
TheGamingPatriot 1 week ago
This video deceives me ...
TheFubuchan 1 week ago
0:50 Your welcome.
legoman4464 1 week ago
They are fucked with clothes?? xD
stanyslav1979 1 week ago
wow, what a great...kissing scene. I think I'll go back to playing god of war now.
ryeguy48 1 week ago 4
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ngs.
pansy
jordanpwnsme 1 week ago
Game update v1.45 .
-Fixed the problem where the johnson does not squirt for each climax burst.
-You can now lick the brown eye.
buddacafe 1 week ago
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alexDumper 1 week ago
NO VAGINA ? NO BOOBS... FAIL!
Emokid43212 1 week ago
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TaKruew 1 week ago
Damn Pirate wench has aids and scurvy.
vidman163 1 week ago
Well. im sorry i didn't share this with you before.. but my hero got tested after banging leliana .. and contacted STDS from her.. but didn't know it . until he had sex with Isabella and leliana.. together.. so .. yeah .. you got AIDS.. from Dragon Age 1 hero.
Sicj 1 week ago
how the fuck did I get here?
TheDismantler35 1 week ago
if this is your player im picking a girl
danielwhitman 1 week ago
Thats not sex... Thats just... You know....
sorcerdon123 1 week ago
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DONT READ THIS! TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE AND YOU WILL GET A KISS FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. BUT IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON 10 VIDEOS IN 2 HOURS YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOUR READING THIS DONT STOP! AFTER YOU POST THIS ON 10 VIDEOS PRESS F6 AND YOU CRUSHES NAME WILL APPPEAR ON THE SCREEN. ITS FREAKY CAUSE ITS TRUE
Shahzabe619s 1 week ago
BORING!
TheTradSkin1969 1 week ago
Oh, that Bioware.
JohnAtDawn 1 week ago 2
Why did I get here via Sherphard's Mind?
SHEPHARD!
MareInTheMoon 2 weeks ago
i wish this was in english
Amanda1234558 2 weeks ago
is this skyrim?
Amanda1234558 2 weeks ago
@Amanda1234558 the video name is Dragon Age 2 not "The elder scrolls"
Rayjaybrother 2 weeks ago
oww its kinda erotic man!!!!
SuperKawka123 2 weeks ago
dragon age eurotrip
vladcjskate 2 weeks ago
where does she keep the 3rd knife?
MrStalkerhunter 2 weeks ago
@MrStalkerhunter trust me ... you don't wanna know :D
Daxank 2 weeks ago
my character is a rogue female and yeah....way better seen what i saw here
MrStalkerhunter 2 weeks ago
She should've used the knife to cut her bra...
nico53laval 2 weeks ago
Pirate STD's aquired
extondude 2 weeks ago
As soon as I saw the words "Sex" and "German" I clicked instantly.
ALBERTWESKERZERO 2 weeks ago 228
@ALBERTWESKERZERO lol
PsychoElf4562 1 week ago
@ALBERTWESKERZERO Deutschland uber alles! :)
Rickyrab 1 week ago
one does not simply ,ignore those words
vastenmielinen 1 week ago
@ALBERTWESKERZERO yeah, the good old days :)
emremokoko 6 days ago
@ALBERTWESKERZERO so u can jack off while watching this
stanislav576 3 days ago
@DerekXElite/ Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Da hast du dich ja einem ganz tollen Land zugewandt voller: Kriegstreiber, Religiös verblendeten "Menschen" und Politiker die sich ein dreck um die Menschen scheren die mittellos sind. Ist euch eigentlich bewusst das der größte teil der Erde die Amerikaner abgrundtief hassen? Jetzt fragt euch doch mal warum das so ist?
Kurva86 2 weeks ago
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!!
Just as note before the rage comes at me, this is a quote from Pulp Fiction, I don't mind German at all ;)
AlexSaysHi2013 2 weeks ago
@Kurva86 Hey dumb fuck u have no balls so go troll around some were else I'm german and I live in America
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The English and Americans have all small penises, everyone is stupid, imperialistic and Gay. Your Queen is a hypocrite and wasted tax dollars of all Englishmen. All Americans are deluded and religious warmongers in the world. Dumb as a German word I can have your speech to 100% of what you as a stupid island monkeys can not say yes grad.
Kurva86 3 weeks ago
@Kurva86 and your point is ur gay right?
xxXcrazytreeXxx 3 weeks ago
@Kurva86 Wow... people like you still exist? I thought God eliminated stupid a long time ago.
RamzaBeoulve02 2 weeks ago
hinter deyn bier fässern?
BloodRaver100 3 weeks ago
that's not sex, just so you know
Quindal 3 weeks ago 2
wtf?
looking4sumlaughs 3 weeks ago
must... learn... to... speak... german...
JacobByus 3 weeks ago 3
@JacobByus
Right? I want transcript now!
YourEuphoria 3 weeks ago
LOL i just noticed when he as taking the swords to throw it away i thought he was going to stab her while he was thinking "GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF SHIT *drops sword* *has sex* *later* DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
masterpengun 3 weeks ago
I went from watching autotune the news, to watching asians fart then to a german cartoon sex scene....wtf?
nuttituttiful 3 weeks ago 2
OM NOM NOM NOM
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geimsspain 3 weeks ago
press 0:53 ti skip talk.
alokkimbo 3 weeks ago
thats brillant,i searched for goku ssj3 theme,then obama walking away with cell them,then chuck norris fights a bear,and now this,i officially hate this day.
TheChosenOneOfRussia 3 weeks ago
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StreamSatelliteTV 3 weeks ago
how did i get here?
XxJuNiOrxX99 4 weeks ago 196
@XxJuNiOrxX99 hell if i know i was watching Batman and ended up here
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Timster480 1 week ago
@XxJuNiOrxX99 I don't know about you, but I got here through Kanye West.
MsKyokoChan 6 days ago
O.o wtf?
ShindiMiyanishi 4 weeks ago
Fking german why not Indonesia lol
idlino 4 weeks ago
they didn't show anything...
Crystalline000Cannon 4 weeks ago
@Crystalline000Cannon well it is youtube
bradgin 3 weeks ago
@bradgin good point, but you would be surprise (or maybe not) what can and has gone through...
Crystalline000Cannon 3 weeks ago
@Crystalline000Cannon i agree, i dont spend time searching for this, i kinda get dragged into this area of youtube as i watch roosterteeth shorts. i guess if i searched i could find some porn stuff on here.
bradgin 3 weeks ago
@bradgin I agree I don't look for it but I have sometimes ran a cross some ecchi stuff but whatever....
Crystalline000Cannon 3 weeks ago
How far did you get.
I know you got past that damn horned asshole fucktard who's dentless when I fight him.
HOW DID YOU GET PAST THAT FUCKHOLE?!
SpartanXan117 4 weeks ago
That animation would have really benefited from motion-capture...
AMYuntold 4 weeks ago
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A german sex scene not involving someone shitting on the other person? that can't be right....
ColeVecsion 4 weeks ago
What's up on his face? is it burn mark or broken nose??
Neojoker071 4 weeks ago
How many knife she hide?! T_T
Achille12345 1 month ago
The virginity is strogn in this one.
Oveture 1 month ago
for a sex scene theres not alot of sex
SassyMcCathy 1 month ago
some scenes are not in the english version. damn dat lucky germans!
LichKing887 1 month ago
now, exactly 50% like this video
ftw XD
fightofourlifes 1 month ago
@PokemonGuideX
sorry, don't be angry, i didn't mean it. i have a very special way to say what i think. and what i think is that there should be no rasist comments posted, because this really sucks.
and don't be angry. some of my best friends are muslims. really :)
fightofourlifes 1 month ago
Best rape scenes
ineerav 1 month ago
@ITTutdrag ~~jackass
IMSKINNY98 1 month ago
I didn't understand a word, but I can imagine it was something about jews.
ITTutdrag 1 month ago
@ITTutdrag
really? Are you one of those ridiculous guys, who desperately need to blame germany for the nazi regime? That is sort of sad. You always see germany as the diabolic country, hunting every race, they don't like. Sure, it is not the case, that there are still rasist thoghts in America, for example. No, they ALL love black men (in my opinion, they are as good as any other man). I can only say: American Idiot.
Islam does not tolerate any other religion (INFIDALS, I KILL YOU!)
fightofourlifes 1 month ago
@fightofourlifes Do you know anything about Islam you jerk ? Fucking american idiot, narrow-minded people.
And I don't know what Islam had to do in this case (quote : "Islam does not tolerate any other religion (INFIDALS, I KILL YOU!)") LOL Seriously You don't know the Qu'ran and what it can say about other religions. Once again it's a game, why are you trying to bring some religious stuff in here. Pathetic.
MrDedel72 1 month ago
@MrDedel72 Sup with you? Don't you know American idiots AKA American kids are always scared from 'arabs' and 'islamic' people =/ They know they'll fuck them up so they act tough online , I dare them to say it to their faces , rofllmfao gf life2them .
Darkcell999 1 month ago
@Darkcell999 Sad thing ... Scary people affraid of an invisible ennemy which doesn't exist. Sounds like the Republicans are doing their jobs over there ...
MrDedel72 1 month ago
@MrDedel72
hey dude. i am sorry, if i made you feel angry. this is not easy to explain, so i won't try it at all. i did not want to bring religion into this. i just wondered, why all that people think, they should post any kind of rasist comments. and you are right, i have no idea about islam and this shit about INFIDALS was just another example for this fact. so just relax ;)
fightofourlifes 1 month ago
@fightofourlifes Ok, so this all mess was a big misunderstanding ... I think it is better like that. Just want to clarify what you said. I hope you can understand why I was angry ... Bye !
MrDedel72 1 month ago
@ITTutdrag You know THIS WAS NOT COOL, MAN and DEFENITELY NOT FUNNY!
fightofourlifes 1 month ago
@ITTutdrag Dumbass... That was really racist.
efesos97 1 month ago
you should watch the scene from duke nukem 4ever with the alien tentacles
Fuffiiii 1 month ago
I see why this was related to Yogscast. He looks like Lewis' Minecraft skin.
LukeDude759 1 month ago
You call THIS sex? Should've seen Witcher 2.
mindsoulbody 1 month ago
@mindsoulbody I know right! that game was excellent
SuburbanScourging 1 month ago
@mindsoulbody I did... and if I was going spank my gf with a riding whip I would have done it with her underwear off but that's just me.
LeNimph 1 month ago
@LeNimph She has that bondgage attitude.Not sex actually. I mean the sex scenes you get w/ the witch gf and the prostitutes when you pay them more in witcher 2. :D
mindsoulbody 1 month ago
that's why they suck at english
Redribbo 1 month ago
germans dubs everything, no joke!
Redribbo 1 month ago
Ah, yes. Classic German cinematograph. n_n
QoMSoL 1 month ago
i think i need a bath
D1ego23 1 month ago
@SkeetSkeetStreet motion capture was not included in this game because they blew half the budget on the ads. Everything is hand animated.
dessan18 1 month ago
good game
stewiegriffin2507 1 month ago
I never saw this in the game :S XD
carolovecoconejo 1 month ago
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I just wanna know, The game already is not intended for children, Why do game designers never do an actual sex scene in a game? A child can get access to it already on the internet, T.v. What the hell does it matter in a video game?
Pshoeshus 1 month ago
MeRChant
dreamlesscoco 1 month ago
she is a total slut anyone who ever gets laid with her should never feel special
1236sason 1 month ago
That german makes it more kinkier. LOL
Szeptun 1 month ago 90
remember always have protection
hellopants123 1 month ago
0:51 the sex part-
xSpellSingerx 1 month ago
67 people fail at fapping 65 knew that this is youtube
TheJorgerlopez 1 month ago
The Offical Trailer
essiggurke123 1 month ago
Fable anyone lol
deathdriver2007 1 month ago
if it were me her close wold have been off by now
devastatoreable 1 month ago
You uh might wanna get yourself checked.
okiedouk 1 month ago
The Germans have a character voice!
MrFranardo 1 month ago
Hey now
SumRandomODST 1 month ago
score
MrDubliner96 1 month ago
I was hoping to see some nudity and rag doll physics.
serenityinfire777 1 month ago
Um. isn't isabella your sister
TheVecan 1 month ago
@TheVecan no...
BahamutEx 1 month ago
@TheVecan No she's not
Saysdawg 1 month ago
damn she has big boobs!
koolkenneth132 1 month ago
i choose to piss on her in this scene. Is it ok?
nightmagnii 1 month ago
DAs ist keine Sex-Szene, das ist ein durchaus witziger Gag :)
zaza5390 1 month ago
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Ich war auch enttäuscht. Ein paar Szenen mehr, wären schon gut gewesen. doggystyle, you know what i mean. xD
RhoODan 1 month ago
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RhoODan 1 month ago
perverted germans :))
ysergiu 1 month ago 120
@ysergiu this scene is not included in english version? strange...
fightofourlifes 1 month ago
@fightofourlifes Yes it is..
MRUSpanky 1 month ago
......das is ja genau so wie is assassins creed da is das auch so peinlich gecuttet
DERlpschauer 1 month ago
ooh man der Pussy verein USK hat mal wieder überreagiert wie es aussieht o.O
valossian 1 month ago
1:09 "Oh... I guess it WAS just a dagger in your pocket.."
Buretsu 1 month ago
See Witcher's sex scenesxD
MrLambadus 1 month ago
HOW THE FUCK I CAME HERE I WAS IN RESIDENT EVIL 5 GOLD EDITON FUUUCK
123deadevil 1 month ago
DAT ASS :D and those tits:X<3
Punisher4bmw 1 month ago
One minute she has her romance band...and in the next she doesn't...what happened there?
WeissKreuzisuka 1 month ago
bin ein bisschen entäuscht ich dachte auch da würde noch besser zu gehen mit den sexszenen. aba nein ist leida nicht so
Shantotto12 2 months ago
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Die Szene ist gut gemacht aber vieeeeel zu kurz. :/ Gerade wo es anfing interessant zu werden blendet es aus....
Aber die Musik ist genial. Passt perfekt zu der ladenschaftlichen Isabella :D
XellDincht 2 months ago
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XellDincht 2 months ago
sex with clothes on? if thats so when u are kissing ur girlfriend u say that is sex :P
Ch0k3h0ld 2 months ago
LEARN FUCKING ENGLISH stupid germans -_-....... they have to ruin every game with their obnoxious language........
blizzardWoW 2 months ago
@blizzardWoW lol, how does this ruin the game? It's not like Bioware only made a German version. No one is forcing you to watch this either. But to call German an obnoxious language only shows how obnoxious you are.
ivansofun 2 months ago
@ivansofun I agree with blizzardWoW german IS the most obnoxious in the world
deluxx71 2 months ago
@deluxx71 You haven't heard scottish or Arabic then. German is powerful and beautiful.
Salaisor 2 months ago
@blizzardWoW Shut the fuck up idiot. Learn to respect other cultures. Not every country has a good English knowledge.
Salaisor 2 months ago
@blizzardWoW nice troll Blizzard, and that's coming from someone who's fluent in German and was a German minor haha
holdenagincourt 2 months ago
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I used to play dragon age, then I meet Elder Scrolls Skyrim and now I took an arrow in the knee
TheCruzinhas 2 months ago
Warum haben sie Zevrans Stimme für Hawke genommen? Sorry, das passt hier nicht ganz hin, aber das kann doch n icht wahr sein -.-
Nun, ich bevorzuge eh, Dragon Age Origins und ich hoffe DA3 wird uns nicht enttäuschen.
Trotzdem: Isabelas Stimme mag ich dagegen sehr gerne in der deutschen Version^^
IwarinJones 2 months ago
BRASHNOOK BRASHNOOK BRASHNOOK OOOOOHHHHHHBRASHNIIK
Domsandyyy 2 months ago
ooooh my Mercedes, yes yes BMW i want more Volkswagen ah ah vskag agsyutqs 7
thats all i heard
wazmanths 2 months ago
It removes the knives of the woman, but why is it that does not leave his own sword?
simpson164 2 months ago
wie alle auf virtuelle titen stehen -.-
quaxAnDixsefo 2 months ago