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  • don't make fucking titles english if ur german retard

  • CitadelOfTheDragons so did I

  • OMG OMG BONER BONER BONER!!!

  • How the hell did I get from Dead Space Death Scenes to here?

  • 0:42 Sandal

  • now i know why its 18+ in germany and how did i get here from mw3?

  • @MrRockinBird becuz you can't handle a video with the word 'sex' in it , you just got to click ^^

  • she has big boobs

  • holy shit those sex escenes are more wild than the ones in mass effect nive one bioware

  • what was holding the sword on her back???

  • *sigh* German

    

  • wtf how did i get here from oblivion?? o.O

  • only in germany

  • how did I get here from Skyrim?

  • well i have some history to delete XD

  • @ashluver34 Protip: go to safety tab. than use inprivate browsing. you dont save history that way :)

  • are they fighting each other or something?

  • Smart move, removing the sword first.

  • 0:50 Your Welcome

  • that's hool ?!

  • How did I get here from a video about videogame toilets? :S

  • violent cartoon sex D:

  • OKTOBERFEST!

  • I got here from batman...

  • How the hell did i get here from resident evil?

  • This video deceives me ...

  • 0:50 Your welcome.

  • They are fucked with clothes?? xD

  • wow, what a great...kissing scene. I think I'll go back to playing god of war now.

  • Game update v1.45 .

    -Fixed the problem where the johnson does not squirt for each climax burst.

    -You can now lick the brown eye.

  • NO VAGINA ? NO BOOBS... FAIL!

  • Damn Pirate wench has aids and scurvy.

  • Well. im sorry i didn't share this with you before.. but my hero got tested after banging leliana .. and contacted STDS from her.. but didn't know it . until he had sex with Isabella and leliana.. together.. so .. yeah .. you got AIDS.. from Dragon Age 1 hero.

  • how the fuck did I get here?

    

  • if this is your player im picking a girl

  • Thats not sex... Thats just... You know....

  • BORING!

  • Oh, that Bioware.

  • Why did I get here via Sherphard's Mind?

    SHEPHARD!

  • i wish this was in english

  • is this skyrim?

  • @Amanda1234558 the video name is Dragon Age 2 not "The elder scrolls"

  • oww its kinda erotic man!!!!

  • dragon age eurotrip

  • where does she keep the 3rd knife?

  • @MrStalkerhunter trust me ... you don't wanna know :D

  • my character is a rogue female and yeah....way better seen what i saw here

  • She should've used the knife to cut her bra...

  • Pirate STD's aquired

  • As soon as I saw the words "Sex" and "German" I clicked instantly.

  • @ALBERTWESKERZERO Deutschland uber alles! :)

  • one does not simply ,ignore those words

  • @ALBERTWESKERZERO yeah, the good old days :)

  • @ALBERTWESKERZERO so u can jack off while watching this

  • @DerekXElite/ Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Da hast du dich ja einem ganz tollen Land zugewandt voller: Kriegstreiber, Religiös verblendeten "Menschen" und Politiker die sich ein dreck um die Menschen scheren die mittellos sind. Ist euch eigentlich bewusst das der größte teil der Erde die Amerikaner abgrundtief hassen? Jetzt fragt euch doch mal warum das so ist?

  • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!!

    Just as note before the rage comes at me, this is a quote from Pulp Fiction, I don't mind German at all ;)

  • @Kurva86 Hey dumb fuck u have no balls so go troll around some were else I'm german and I live in America

  • @Kurva86 and your point is ur gay right?

  • @Kurva86 Wow... people like you still exist? I thought God eliminated stupid a long time ago.

  • hinter deyn bier fässern?

  • that's not sex, just so you know

  • wtf?

  • must... learn... to... speak... german...

  • @JacobByus

    Right? I want transcript now!

  • LOL i just noticed when he as taking the swords to throw it away i thought he was going to stab her while he was thinking "GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF SHIT *drops sword* *has sex* *later* DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • I went from watching autotune the news, to watching asians fart then to a german cartoon sex scene....wtf?

  • OM NOM NOM NOM

  • press 0:53 ti skip talk.

  • thats brillant,i searched for goku ssj3 theme,then obama walking away with cell them,then chuck norris fights a bear,and now this,i officially hate this day.

  • how did i get here?

  • @XxJuNiOrxX99 hell if i know i was watching Batman and ended up here

  • @XxJuNiOrxX99 by clicking a link

  • @XxJuNiOrxX99 I don't know about you, but I got here through Kanye West.

  • O.o wtf?

  • Fking german why not Indonesia lol

  • they didn't show anything...

  • @Crystalline000Cannon well it is youtube

  • @bradgin good point, but you would be surprise (or maybe not) what can and has gone through...

  • @Crystalline000Cannon i agree, i dont spend time searching for this, i kinda get dragged into this area of youtube as i watch roosterteeth shorts. i guess if i searched i could find some porn stuff on here.

  • @bradgin I agree I don't look for it but I have sometimes ran a cross some ecchi stuff but whatever....

  • How far did you get.

    I know you got past that damn horned asshole fucktard who's dentless when I fight him.

    HOW DID YOU GET PAST THAT FUCKHOLE?!

  • That animation would have really benefited from motion-capture...

  • What's up on his face? is it burn mark or broken nose??

  • How many knife she hide?! T_T

  • The virginity is strogn in this one.

  • for a sex scene theres not alot of sex

  • some scenes are not in the english version. damn dat lucky germans!

  • now, exactly 50% like this video

    ftw XD

  • @PokemonGuideX

    sorry, don't be angry, i didn't mean it. i have a very special way to say what i think. and what i think is that there should be no rasist comments posted, because this really sucks.

    and don't be angry. some of my best friends are muslims. really :)

  • Best rape scenes

  • @ITTutdrag ~~jackass

  • I didn't understand a word, but I can imagine it was something about jews.

  • @ITTutdrag

    really? Are you one of those ridiculous guys, who desperately need to blame germany for the nazi regime? That is sort of sad. You always see germany as the diabolic country, hunting every race, they don't like. Sure, it is not the case, that there are still rasist thoghts in America, for example. No, they ALL love black men (in my opinion, they are as good as any other man). I can only say: American Idiot.

    Islam does not tolerate any other religion (INFIDALS, I KILL YOU!)

  • @fightofourlifes Do you know anything about Islam you jerk ? Fucking american idiot, narrow-minded people.

    And I don't know what Islam had to do in this case (quote : "Islam does not tolerate any other religion (INFIDALS, I KILL YOU!)") LOL Seriously You don't know the Qu'ran and what it can say about other religions. Once again it's a game, why are you trying to bring some religious stuff in here. Pathetic.

  • @MrDedel72 Sup with you? Don't you know American idiots AKA American kids are always scared from 'arabs' and 'islamic' people =/ They know they'll fuck them up so they act tough online , I dare them to say it to their faces , rofllmfao gf life2them .

  • @Darkcell999 Sad thing ... Scary people affraid of an invisible ennemy which doesn't exist. Sounds like the Republicans are doing their jobs over there ...

  • @MrDedel72

    hey dude. i am sorry, if i made you feel angry. this is not easy to explain, so i won't try it at all. i did not want to bring religion into this. i just wondered, why all that people think, they should post any kind of rasist comments. and you are right, i have no idea about islam and this shit about INFIDALS was just another example for this fact. so just relax ;)

  • @fightofourlifes Ok, so this all mess was a big misunderstanding ... I think it is better like that. Just want to clarify what you said. I hope you can understand why I was angry ... Bye !

  • @ITTutdrag You know THIS WAS NOT COOL, MAN and DEFENITELY NOT FUNNY!

  • @ITTutdrag Dumbass... That was really racist.

  • you should watch the scene from duke nukem 4ever with the alien tentacles

  • I see why this was related to Yogscast. He looks like Lewis' Minecraft skin.

  • You call THIS sex? Should've seen Witcher 2.

  • @mindsoulbody I know right! that game was excellent

  • @mindsoulbody I did... and if I was going spank my gf with a riding whip I would have done it with her underwear off but that's just me.

  • @LeNimph She has that bondgage attitude.Not sex actually. I mean the sex scenes you get w/ the witch gf and the prostitutes when you pay them more in witcher 2. :D

  • that's why they suck at english

  • germans dubs everything, no joke!

  • Ah, yes. Classic German cinematograph. n_n

  • i think i need a bath

  • @SkeetSkeetStreet motion capture was not included in this game because they blew half the budget on the ads. Everything is hand animated.

  • good game

  • I never saw this in the game :S XD

  • MeRChant

  • she is a total slut anyone who ever gets laid with her should never feel special

  • That german makes it more kinkier. LOL

  • remember always have protection

  • 0:51 the sex part-

  • 67 people fail at fapping 65 knew that this is youtube

  • The Offical Trailer

  • Fable anyone lol

  • if it were me her close wold have been off by now

  • You uh might wanna get yourself checked.

  • The Germans have a character voice!

  • Hey now

  • score

    

  • I was hoping to see some nudity and rag doll physics.

  • Um. isn't isabella your sister

  • @TheVecan no...

  • @TheVecan No she's not

  • damn she has big boobs!

  • i choose to piss on her in this scene. Is it ok?

  • DAs ist keine Sex-Szene, das ist ein durchaus witziger Gag :)

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  • perverted germans :))

  • @ysergiu this scene is not included in english version? strange...

  • @fightofourlifes Yes it is..

  • ......das is ja genau so wie is assassins creed da is das auch so peinlich gecuttet

  • ooh man der Pussy verein USK hat mal wieder überreagiert wie es aussieht o.O

  • 1:09 "Oh... I guess it WAS just a dagger in your pocket.."

  • See Witcher's sex scenesxD

  • HOW THE FUCK I CAME HERE I WAS IN RESIDENT EVIL 5 GOLD EDITON FUUUCK

  • DAT ASS :D and those tits:X<3

  • One minute she has her romance band...and in the next she doesn't...what happened there?

  • bin ein bisschen entäuscht ich dachte auch da würde noch besser zu gehen mit den sexszenen. aba nein ist leida nicht so

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  • sex with clothes on? if thats so when u are kissing ur girlfriend u say that is sex :P

  • LEARN FUCKING ENGLISH stupid germans -_-....... they have to ruin every game with their obnoxious language........

  • @blizzardWoW lol, how does this ruin the game? It's not like Bioware only made a German version. No one is forcing you to watch this either. But to call German an obnoxious language only shows how obnoxious you are.

  • @ivansofun I agree with blizzardWoW german IS the most obnoxious in the world

  • @deluxx71 You haven't heard scottish or Arabic then. German is powerful and beautiful.

  • @blizzardWoW Shut the fuck up idiot. Learn to respect other cultures. Not every country has a good English knowledge.

  • @blizzardWoW nice troll Blizzard, and that's coming from someone who's fluent in German and was a German minor haha

  • Warum haben sie Zevrans Stimme für Hawke genommen? Sorry, das passt hier nicht ganz hin, aber das kann doch n icht wahr sein -.-

    Nun, ich bevorzuge eh, Dragon Age Origins und ich hoffe DA3 wird uns nicht enttäuschen.

    Trotzdem: Isabelas Stimme mag ich dagegen sehr gerne in der deutschen Version^^

  • BRASHNOOK BRASHNOOK BRASHNOOK OOOOOHHHHHHBRASHNIIK

  • ooooh my Mercedes, yes yes BMW i want more Volkswagen ah ah vskag agsyutqs 7

    thats all i heard

  • It removes the knives of the woman, but why is it that does not leave his own sword?

  • wie alle auf virtuelle titen stehen -.-