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  • Hilarious lol

  • I'm British, but I don't find this offensive at all. Loosen up a bit, people. It's funny. Very funny.

  • 12 seconds of my life wasted -.-

  • Thats what she really thinks. But she don´t understand that without us she is nothing! And we will kill them all, Windsors, Bushs, Obamas, Rothschilds, ones without names.

  • this vid still makes me laugh out loud, really,

    just did.

  • This is funny ! No disrespect to our Queen !

  • How did you do this?

    And are you British? If you aren't than you have no right to disrespect out monarchy, if you are British, then you are one of the primary reasons why this country is in the mess it's in....Total disrespect for anyone else.

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  • Oh yeah the side comment was by far better than the clip. Cracked me up.

  • WTF would people want this removed youtube can't fucking remove a video of a lad getting the shit kicked out of him, the same with all happy slapping BS. This was proved by the victim himself who several times told youtube, so tell youtube to remove that - not whinging on about removing some crude satire. FFS I bet the queen wouldn't give a shit if they was a video of you being depicted like this, so why give a toss.

  • That's really disgusting!

  • I'AM SURE THAT THIS VIDEO WILL BE TURNED IN SHORTLY AND .

    This IS EXACTLY WHY YOUTUBE HAS TO BE CLEANED UP .

    I see this as a total disgrace and you do not deserve to keep your youtube channel .

    I think its because of people like you that there is no respect .

    I request you remove this video, because there is consequences to this kind of content!

    Your channel Will be put under review and you have a disgusting sick sense of humor .

  • brilliant

  • GREAT!

  • Have a look at YouTube video added 1 week ago titled

    Queens Christmas Message

    It's so funny.

    Look for the picture icon of the male Venus coming out of the shell

    The other title is

    A Queen's Art Collection

    It's a good laugh - the guy actually does sound like her too!!!

  • I do not think any of this is funny nore does many others .

    Why you,think that disgracing and lieing and making light of someone Especially HM Queen Elizabeth II ,is so funny ,you better get your meaning of the word humor write ,

    This is not humor its sick .

    And thats exactly why youtube is being cleared up and many will lose these videos for the best and hopefully their channels ,youtube is not for this .

    And those who abuse others through it deserve to lose their channels .

  • Public opinion. well those who use there brains. this discludes Voting believers. there brain are fucked. But for the rest of us. the monarchy is falling fucking fast!

  • The Queen Rules, this is immature

  • How rude.

    Wheres the patriotism gone?

  • fuck you to you bitch aint no one want you for there queen you pimps and the whole of your pimp family you all fucker go to bed you old fart

  • LMGAO!!!! Awesome!!!

  • I would be a total bitch and a cranky Queen if I had to spend an entire Christmas with Camilla.

  • Looks like the queen has been morphed to be in a Wallace and Gromit skit!

  • What a riot! Bollocks, lol!!!

  • bout time she spoke the truth for once

  • the monarchy is out-dated. tourist money is not worth this worship devoted to one person just because she happened to be born.

  • I think this is absolutely hilarious.

  • Amen lol

  • SOOO BAD.

    Dont give up the day job.

  • What do you mean?? It is so clever, and funny as hell.

  • NO IT IS NOT

  • It is so, you sensitive piece of shit.

  • how rude .. i bet your some lame american kid who made that.

  • Apparently the person who made the clip is British, not American, unless you want to argue that he or she is faking it: "where's the bloody swearing, mate?"

    I couldn't stop crying from laughter watching this clip. I think it's just testament to the fact that many British don't feel the need to take themselves so seriously. I adore that self-referential attitude.

  • Lame

  • so not funny

  • not that funny tbh lol

  • Sorry I laughed, but I thought it was funny. I really like the Queen and have much respect for her. I wonder if she really felt like this, after Diana's death, when so many made horrible accusations about her. Her job can not be easy.

  • disrespectful...

  • Whoever made this one word...

    Pathetic...

  • just the fact that the majority of our nation (UK) prefers to respect our leader and royal family, where as the US and other places do anything but, makes us a better nation in the 1st place.

  • yeah, cos blindly looking up to authority figures is what makes you great.

  • What the hell the queen would never do that whoever made that is retarted

  • what would be the point of making a cartoon of the queen doing exactly what she does every single day? where's the novelty value? where's the boundless creative energy? where's the bloody swearing, mate? that's what i want to know...

  • well... i did actually. i appreciate your sentiments though. :)

  • i would laugh if it was president bush or margaret thatcher

    but this is OTT

  • well that's a bit silly, why do you feel this is unacceptable when doing exactly the same to someone else is ok?

  • oh and not only that, because your country sucks so much and is run by a bunch of morons we get all you english pussys moving here then we have to listen to how fucken stupid your country is from all you imports. do you think you could tell all the poms not to leave england, that would be great. cheers

  • The Queen spends some of our taxes, but she also brings thousands of tourists into the UK who spend money and boost our economy.

  • Have you got room for one more vadgeking?

    I want out.....this place sucks!

    On the other hand......if you don't want us English pussys moving in, would you mind taking a few (million) of the missfits from the rest of the world that have been converging on our tiny island......it's getting a bit crowded here.....

    Thanks.

  • I take your point, And I don't understand how you let so many immigrants into your country,

    something needs to be done

  • I Think that the vast majority simply bury their heads in the sand and pretend it's not happening. By the time they finally wake up it'll be far too late to do anything about it.

    The few that do speak out are branded racists (it's like a middle ages witch hunt).

    Our little island is well and truly fucked.

    I hope you lot have the sense not to let it happen there......................

  • you are the daily mail and i claim my £5.

    it's also funny when americans get all uppity about immigration, surely unless you're an american indian you ARE an immigrant...

  • Is your name due to your distorted sense of reasoning?

    If you think uncontrolled immigration ie no borders is such a great thing.......try leaving your front door wide open 24/7, see what happens....it's the same thing but on a smaller scale.

    Re, the american indians......look what uncontrolled immigration did to them!

  • i never said anything about having no borders, i just think we'd all be better off without reactionary scaremongers telling us that 20 million terrorist benefit scroungers are going to pile through the door and steal all our jobs and eat all our women the second it's open.

  • You definitely have a distorted mind Distortio. Your video lacks wit, intelligence, and has absolutely no humour. You're a stupid dunce. This video should be taken off of YouTube. WTF are you trying to prove by uploading this video?!!! Is your head filled with rocks?

  • unlike your witty, intelligent, humourous comment... is your head filled with shite?

  • The thing about insulting someone or something is that you CAN actually do it using sophisticated humour and wit. You probably know nothing about the Queen apart from she's an important person in my country. You just wanted to get a cheap bit of airtime. I would laugh at a Queen put down and SO WOULD SHE....if it possessed even the remotest amount of comedic value. Honestly mate. You totally suck.

  • Indeed. You stupid American pig or common commie bastard who made this. What a disgrace. You must fancy youself funny, but funny should be fancy and you but fancy.

  • yes, the queen is a well known face and happens to deliver the xmas message. if it was des o'connor doing it i'd have been happy to use his image. don't fret too much, people. i take heart from the fact that if 12 seconds of swearing is causing you all to object so strongly, surely the bigger problems of the world are creaking under the combined weight of your letters of complaint...

  • This is disgusting, a deliberate attempt to undermine the integrity of a reigning monarch. She's an old lady, what has she done to you to deserve this. A 34 year old human being should know better than to insult a person who has lived through two world wars, This woman has lived through more than you will ever see in your miserable little life, People who find this amusing are pathetic and tasteless, How can you find a respected individual blurting out swear words remotely funny. Disgusting.

  • yes, you're right, she is old. and by your logic the older somebody is the more valid their opinion. perhaps you should do a tour of care homes for the elderly and infirm to research your next reply?

  • it's really disgusting !

    she live a lot of horrible thing in his life, you must respect her ! she's the Queen of united kingdom, no ???

    I'm from Belgium, the country of surrealism, and maybe some people are anti-king but they mostly respect him, because he's the king, and he's old and respectalbe !!!

    Sorry for my Englsih, I'm a French speaker

  • so, let's see if i've got this straight...

    it's disgusting, i must respect the queen, she is the queen, you're from belgium, belgium is a surreal country, some people don't like kings, but most people respect kings because kings are old and respectable?

    ok.

  • So now you are implying that Her Majesty The Queen is senile? I never said the older somebody was, the more validity their opinion carried, I was trying to put across that the older someone is the more respect they deserve, because they have been through harder times than you ever will, Or wait a minute, let me see if I get your last point, Old people are all senile fools, who must be ridiculed by people who are younger than them.

    Get your life sorted out.

  • no, i was trying to say that respect isn't automatically due to somebody just because they happen to be old, rich, or royalty. surely that's straightforward enough? i'm sure there are a few old, rich nazis out there...

  • you're right for the old nazies, but the queen isn't an horrible person, no ? And for your comment about my country is a bid ridiculous, isn't it ? the qeen is old, wise, not senile, you must respect her or lessly try to respect her, not because she's rich and royal, but because she's old, she lived a lot of sad and bad things in her (maybe priviledged) life; actually, it's only between you and your consciousness there is a problem, not into us and you !

  • maybe there are a few rich nazis, but that still is no reason to poke fun at the queen, i would like to know why you felt it was neccesary to use the queens image in this way.

  • why should the queen be exempt from fun poking?

  • I'm not saying you cant make jokes at the queens expense, i just disagree with the tasteless way you've done it. If you had bothered to make a genuinely witty video, then i might even have applauded you for it, but the fact that its a video of the queen spouting profanities, is disgusting.

  • everyone's heard profanities before, i just don't see why everyone feels the need to get all worked up when a cartoon of the queen says them. i presume you find it equally disgusting when you hear anyone else say it? you can always have a look at the other one "queen on british values" if you're looking for something that took a little more work.

  • hahaha man lol, I bust a gut laughing at these. rock on mate!!

  • GOD SAVE THE QUEEN she keeps great britain GREAT. i cant see and reasin to ever insualt the queen unless you are jelouse

  • i think THAT IS SO FUNNY YOU COULD START MAKEING MORE VIDEOS CUZ THERE SOOOOOOOO FUNNY IDK Y OTHER PEOPLE DONT LIKE IT

  • lol, I know, so funny.

  • we dont like this video because its offensive to the reigning monarch you silly tart and this is absoulutley shocking

  • That's what she really looks like too

  • loooooooool omg dis is tooooo funny!!!

  • who the hell do you think you are?

    fucking idiot

  • not that it's any business of yours, but i'm just one of the many people who would be happy never to have to suffer your company.

    ps. all your friends think you're a tool.

    merry xmas.

  • u ARE GOING TO GET IN SOOOOOOOOO MUCH TORUBLE WHEN THE QUEEN HEARS ABOUT THIS!

  • Raised a little smile - just in a wacky alternative reality/persona sort of way. Sure the Queen would never address people with such blunt language. But thats aboout it - not willing to read any more into this, which MAY or MAY NOT have been intended, thats just speculation. But hey I'm all for freedom of speech! but its a tad worrying to hear talk of violence over this! Chill, life's too short anyway. ok I'm done. :-)

  • this is absolutely disgraceful you should be shot for treason!

  • i agree

  • Second that

  • I agree too, a good noose, no ?

  • Have the courage to show your real name and address so that people around you will know you for what you are. You should not be allowed to libel others under annoymity.

  • everyone hates you so why do you go on youtube?

    its people like you who cause the problems in this world and you must be a deluded psyco

  • you're really getting your knickers in a twist over this aren't you tom... but if you really need some outside entity to be held responsible for everything you believe to be wrong with the world, fine, i'll be your bogeyman. it'll save you having to think about anything outside your own retarded little box.

  • you make dreadful comments about the public dont you?

    you yankee

  • why dont you just leave youtube

    no one likes you

  • This is actually disgusting.

  • lmao

  • i vote we hang draw and quarter that disortio!!!

  • this is disgracefull

  • I am a Canadian and I find this video really offensive. I value the Monarchy and the role that it plays in my country.

  • I'm a foreigner and i still think the monarchy has an important role to play in shaping Britain's future. Sure, they may cost alot of money but I still think they're an important asset, that's right an asset, not a burden to this country.

  • offensive and not actually funny.you need to get out more

  • Offensive, and quite sad. Quite sad...Very sad...I assume this has been posted by an American...We love our Queen, our Head of State. Can you say the same thing in America?

  • If only Bush was like our Queen. No war would have happened, no soldiers killed - that would have been a good Christmas

  • Bush would have to have an IQ higher than a Rugby Ball. God Save 'Er Majesty. Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves. Britain, never never never, will be slaves.

  • if bush was like the queen maybe he'd have big old floppy breasts, which he could plop out on the table in the war room. he might just be taken less seriously, assuming that's possible, and with all the accompanying estrogen, that might indeed curb some of his warmongering tendencies...

  • no bush is a facist war starter and your account should be closed

  • no, you are a cretin and your mouth should be closed.

    what on earth makes you think i like bush?

  • a what?

    dickhead

  • what haven't you understood this time? are you wondering what a cretin is? :)

  • yep

  • This is a poor representation of HRH Queen Elizabeth II.

  • Not really, I think this is her "good day".

    The others are just a put on.

  • this one really had me laughing

    that's why i watch youtube!

  • Hahahaha this was fucking great!!

  • Wonderful. So direct and to the point. Her majesty doesn't mince words.

  • Brilliant! This is ACE. Wonder how long this lasts for?

  • man you suck

    the queen is seriously undervalued. she works much harder than you might think, and the christmas broadcasts are meant to increase peoples patriotism and spread the spirit of christmas

    also if you are about to respond to this saying the queen wastes lots of money - it is only 62p PER PERSON in britain PER YEAR

  • yeah, she probably is really undervalued... let's give her more money! a quick search suggests expenses are closer to £150 million this year when security costs and tax breaks are included, so she could probably use a few quid more, poor thing. those dog biscuits and helicopters won't pay for themselves.

    just because the christmas broadcasts are meant to increase peoples patriotism doesn't mean that patriotism should be increased.

  • Distortio said it

  • Sicko

  • Great Job, because that is exactly what she thinks.

    Except a few Brainwashed ass kissers and those who think they are related to her.

    Look up what her husband has said about people.

    The Queen is a Vampire, Her son may be the Anti Christ. They own the world. and Asshole who like her.... Your Not getting SH..T.

    Now Go Whack your self, you pompass pieces of shit.

    Its soon at an end. 5 more years!

  • er... ok. thanks for that. maybe the lead hat isn't helping...

  • Stop crying over the queen, she doesn't put food on the table for you lot + she killed Princess Diana (DIED-IN-A-NASTY-ACCIDENT)

  • omg sado

  • what is wrong with you? to insult a country's representitive and leader in such a disrespectful way is horrible! you're such a pathetic shit.

  • how is it insulting exactly? would you find it insulting if your great leader uttered a sweary word? do you think that's never happened? what if he referred to you as "a pathetic shit" for example?

  • ahahhaa!!!

    This is AMAZING!!!

    Ahahaha!

  • no it isnt show some respect you turd!

  • You suck man

  • BEST VIDEO I EVA SEEN

  • Even fools are allowed on YouTube!

  • clearly...

  • pathetic

  • Very insulting, and disrespectful. This is in very poor taste, and needs to be removed.

  • Very immature and in very poor taste.

  • Very bad taste. Shameful.

  • fucking bullshit!

  • Everybody get the serios stick out of your pompus asses. This is why American's think the British are so full of themselves and truely have no sence of humor, and there're right, I work for one, so I'm speaking from experience.

  • it's a SENSE of HUMOUR man! tsk, that's why brits think americans are ill-educated, and presumably they're right, i'm replying to one so i'm speaking from experience... ;)

  • wow how pointless can this be its so rude to make fun of our Queen this is a serious issue.

  • sorry, WHAT is a serious issue? how pointless can it be to post such a load of utter brainjizz?

  • Well those are those moron form republics and federal states!

  • and that is just jibberish. did you fill out a moron form?

  • that is wrong to make fun of my queen at least she is better than bush right

  • HAHA!!! You are so TRUE!!

  • arguably so is harold shipman.

  • Brilliant! It was like magic@

  • That's rather mean.

  • She's never really as straight to the point as this but in a round about way this is basically what the fuedal system is all about..Very apt and funny.......

  • how mean..

  • tosser not funny at all

  • how rude?!

  • quite rude.

  • Absurd, not very funny...really hopeless!

  • your powers of self-awareness are second only to those of brian991937.

  • Wow, So i wouldnt have ever seen this video if my brother hadnt shown it to me i found it amusing & it really did make me giggle. BUT Lets NOT stop there. The Video is only HALF of the "entertainment" here . These comments are pretty amusing in of itself. i mean IKEA !!!! hahahahahaha wow. & its YOUTUBE ppl LIGHTEN UPPPP ! Either way i give distortio a thumbs up for all those witty responses to the blaintenly useless attacks on his persona.

  • lmfao good 1

  • Not very original or funny.

  • this is funny, but at the same time I think a lot of british people wouldn't want to see this

  • well, no i didn't exactly try to be offensive, but given the type of people who appear to be taking offence i'm happy enough to provide the means.

  • You really didn't think people would be offended?

    Looks like you're a little bit out of your depth. Perhaps you should avoid posting this type of stuff until you understand the audience. And before you just get nasty remember I haven't insulted you. yet.

  • as i understand it the audience is anyone with an internet connection who wants to watch video clips, and i don't believe that's limited to royalists. i suppose some folk are bound to be offended but you know, it's just a bit of fun and nobody's forcing you to watch it. as it happens i find the idea of a monarchy quite offensive but i'm not wasting my time trolling the coronation videos. oh, and i should add that i'm absolutely terrified of the prospect of you insulting me...

  • As it happens I'm not a monarchist but I can see you're pushing the limits and just being plain offensive here. Therefore it's not "just a bit of fun" is it? If you hate the monarchy and are making a statement then that's different, in which case I think you could have made many better points with your video - ie not just use swear words but point out why the queen etc shouldn't exist. And I mentioned that I hadn't been offensive to get a proper response rather than just insults back.

  • i'm really amazed that 12 seconds of sweary words has provoked such a backlash. i wasn't attempting to make any grand points with this, if you're looking for a 'statement' you could try the 'queen on british values' vid, although if you're after an intellectual debate you're probably in the wrong place. i just thought it might be mildly amusing to apply a different persona to the queen than the one we're presented with. she must feel constrained with all that pomp and ceremony sometimes...

  • Fair enough.

  • You find the idea of a monarchy offensive? What's your opinion on the pope then, please?

  • i think he's your boyfriend. why do you ask?

    ok, my turn, what's your opinion of hats?

  • That's what I thought; you can't give an intellectual answer. I'm done with you. You're not inteligent enough to have a debate with. Goodbye little child.

  • aw, don't go. i want to know what you think of sombreros... :) i was just a bit baffled about what you thought the pope had to do with this. i'm sure he's not really your boyfriend, it's just you seemed so keen to bring him in to the debate and i was admittedly floundering to find a connection.

  • You are loud but insignificant and despondend people. But understand: 70% - 80% will ever support the monarchy. A assent a President never will have!

  • too blatantly obvious and corny, and nowhere near subtle enough to be funny.

  • and a merry fucking christmas to you your fucking hieghness

    nah it was entertaining good job ;P

  • ....well done you cunts now go take a shit!

  • The video wasn't funny, and I have enormous respect for our Queen, but the video description made me laugh.

  • ok few things,

    vid is kinda funny but aint great, a guy named riccardo thinks he's english and andy believes he's really mature (thats why he watches these videos) simply hilarious

  • Well please....this is hardly the Queen's English! LOL LOL LOL

  • oh, this is a shit

    God save the queen