Twilight: The Movie

[TheBER11]

hahahahaah OMG im dying over here laughing

[pink8girl8]

wow, just like the movie.

amazing job, i swear i was watching it. ;)

...TWILIGHTS A PIECE OF SHIT.

[Farrowstrike]

According to the writers, vamps can have sex. They also can sparkle!11!11. Sigh. If vampires were real, sex for them would = no. Sparkles = no. So all you twilight fans can go AMG EDWARD CULLEN *screams* I WANT YOU IN MAH BUTTHOLE. Srsly.

[texaschick123]

Haha wow your such a lil perv!=]

RollingOnTheEffinFloor.EdwardI­sGay

XD

[cheekyslip]

I would totally date one cause Edward Cullen is hott so the other guy vampires should be hott too

[Nevar96]

Just because they did had sex in breaking dawn doesnt mean they really can. Why do you all have blow things out of propotion? Why dont you all get over yourselves vampires may not even exist your never gonna be Bella, and your never gonna have "EDWARD". Vampires dont sparkle they BURN.

[Olivi97]

what ...the...heck.

(rofl funny tho)

[aniamanga117]

wait im a werewolf!!!! so stupid vid

[toriac93]

I'd date a vampire if they were as good looking as Edward Cullen <3

And Vampires CAN have sex according to Breaking Dawn :D

[AliceeeRedshoes]

Yes, they can! In Breaking Dawn (i rode this on internet cuz i'd never ever read Breaking Dawn) they actually have sex, and Bella get pregnant cuz they didn't know that Edawrd was still barren!

[funnyfilmsfan]

Fuck in funny video.5 stars.

[ps2obsessed422]

Smosh knock offs ... lol wana bees

[LifeIsMusicAEO]

well tell me are YOU a vampire,then ya i would (:

[pisanimaister]

I AM VAMPIREIEIEIEI JAJAJ

[cherrypiebannana]

wtf ? what does JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JJAJA mean anyways ??????

[nick19greek]

yeah wtf is jajajaj?

[Farrowstrike]

@cherrypiebannana JAJAJAJAJ means he or she is mexican. GG. No its just a dumbfucki way of saying "hahahhaha" but with J's in stead of H's for mexicans. (lulz)

[FabulousMaddie]

LOL

[rsytfacebook]

explain to me how they have sex.....

[EdwardsBella813]

i guess they can because the vampire still has a dick and i guess he can bone her harder lol

[EdwardsBella813]

Because the vampire (Edward) still has a dick and he can still get her preggy and then they go in the ocean and kiss and they just bone eachother...then in the morning the human (Bella) wakes up happy and with bruises and really messed up! But they still can have sex!

[rsytfacebook]

lol thanks

[emilyisarobotxo]

lol read breaking dawn.

they have sex

hahaha.

[FudgePuddinCup]

those vampires cant have sex cuz the dude that plays edward

is GAY

[WhoWantsPies]

Its only gay if the balls touch

[instantbro896]

....really..... are you like 12?

[maddiewhatever9449]

lmao that was so funny!

[rsytfacebook]

vampires only have gay sex

lmao

[shel004]

I would totaly date a vampire because well read the books and you'll all know so yeah. And yes vampires can have sex read eclipse and breaking dawn and it might explain a bit more..

[alexandra88411]

suck my balls.

[tenniscrazy2]

Oh wow I saw the movie it really did suck. It's a shame that the movie for such a good book was so bad. Hopefull the next one will be better.

[xojoeloverxo]

ya they can lol

[xXZovaXx]

yes i would date a vampire....read breaking dawn...and yes the do have sex....its amazing...lol

[Dolleykitty]

No.. Vampires can't have sex.. HAHAHA!

[hakkai1024]

the movie was ok but it wasn't the best the books on the other hand r the best and an even better book is called evernight even more vampires

[alexpayrr]

lol

[cowsuspenders]

wow. that was intense.

[lexandjaz]

haha

that was really funny

[archuletafan343]

THAT BOOK WAS AMAAAAAAAAAAAAZING. lol yeah

[snowflake213]

So funny ! :D

[SimplyParamore]

I wouldn't date a vampire because there would be alot of jealousy in that relationship lol.I LOVE Vampires and would do anything to be one...I would date a Mutant though, you know an X-Men type....

[weberockinyo]

too bad there are no such thing as either.

[SimplyParamore]

I know.........

[ShelbyDumb30]

thx for makin fun of the gay movie Nick that movie is beyond gay! XD

[SimplyParamore]

Movie might be retarded.But the book is pretty sick..

[xoxolikewhoaxoxo]

lmfaooo nice video

[xTheSkaterGirlx]

LOL...omg this is the funnyest thing ever. omg ur #1

[RosieKuzi]

I luv u nick u r soooooo hot and very atractive

[elise199528]

omg i love it but i love twilight too but OMG !!!!! SOO FUNNY!!!!

[Kenshin5101]

yeah i would so i could become ONE

[1cherry1cola1]

lmao!!!

[spazzticXsparkles]

hahaha lol. i wouldnt date a vampire cuz like if the were like giving u a hickie or making out the would like hurt u with there fangs and what not lmfao

[squirrelygirllly]

id only date a vampire if

A. he was as cute or suter then you

and B. if it was edward cullen form teh book :]

[xBatryxxParlyx]

if it is as cute as you are i would totally date a vampire !!! haha just kidding !!

[joeavey]

ya i would date a vampire

[threefreshboyz]

nice take on the movie lol

[wemakeyousmile1994]

lmfaooooo

[imCarie]

yeeeeeeeshh

._.

[tenniscrazy2]

I liked the book but I heard that the movie sucked.

[rockygirl879]

it really did. the killed it so badd

[rws531]

they didnt even show when they killed people

[warriorsword9]

lol

[chanb34]

movie sucked

[cedarpointlove]

haha.

thats the whole movie right there..

[BabyNini15]

lol

lov the ending

[anamorales55]

hahahaha niceee bahaha anad vampires can too have sex how do you think bella and edward hit it off huh?

[xxbabiix2cute4u]

lmfaoo. and yess vampires can hav sex. LoL

[ysmith425]

LMAO NO YES NO YES noooooo sob yeeeees lol!!

[miikey54321]

team edward

[SwingSwinggx]

hahahahah i love the end.

[xxXwolfquestXxx]

LOL thats awesome- btw ☮team jacob!☮

[gtyjut]

um id date a vampire if it was edward or bryan! i love ur shirt n my bf has the same hoodie! lol <33 u guys!

[JasonsbayBgurl92]

k when i said that i ment a story about true love so fuck off

[hottopicisawesome]

no yes no yes no yes!!!!!!haha that was halarious

[dogsrockanyway]

I hate twilight.

[91reasons]

Totall trueness..

Am i the only one that agrees with you .

twilight is exactly like that..

all my friends hate me for saying it..

..twilight is a way to get teenage girls to read a fucking book for once

ahahahah i read that in a magazine.

except mee!! ;) yay! ahah

keep up the good vids yo!heheh

[TiaunnaHilaryJustine]

I love twilight, but this is FUNNY! :) haha.

[wannabe1011]

that was hilarious

[bloodhouseinc]

dude i think Twilight the real movie i listend to the song that are in it it makes the movie sound gay.

[loveallife]

haha not even close. But after reading the book, I must say that hell yes I would date a vampire. I wanna guy that can run super fast and stuff

[42Zng]

ok i have to admit that it was pretty funny...but as a twilight fan i must protect this amazing move...HOW DARE YOU....you do't know how amazing this movie is inside a girls mind that acually wants to find her own Edward Cullen(not a vampire tho)to be with and to care for her...i am a girl and i feel tht way....but it was still funny....escpecially the ending...u should read the sieries...if u liked the ending you would love breaking dawnlol

LUVS

Tay

[vanillaxfrap]

rofl that was hilariousss (:

haha i liked the endinggg

[Quiarla]

Lmao

I Showed This To My Sis, And She Wants To Say Something

" How Dare You Do That Twilight Was The Best Movie Ever!" Then She Slapped Me xD

ButIt Was Pretty Hilarous!

xD

[lovesallbooks]

wow taht was pretty much the movie, only instead of 2 hours, it's 47 seconds!!!!

Even better less time!!!

[JasonsbayBgurl92]

okay Twilight is a true love story not jsut vampires and not vampires you are the most retarded kid i've ever seen I swear. do u even have a life??

[xAccordianGuyx]

Twilight is not a "true story", sorry to burst your bubble.

And yeah, I do have a life.

[teddyboyishot]

that pretty much sums up the whole movie.... good vid

[rockygirl879]

lmao right? thats like the whole thing.

[SuPeRdOrK88]

hahahaha!!!! I completely love the books and have read all of them like three times out of complete boredom but that was HALARIOUS!!!!! cant deny it

[moolover12]

@JasonsbayBgurl92  dipshit

[flaminXXaeXXblue238]

lmao no, yes, no, yes!

[25packofsharpies]

oh come on

[painterpasby]

i fucken LOVE this ... hahha wow u guys should meet me and my friend kailey we r jst like this....hahahah .. we r currently in the process of posting our first vid so when its up ... watch it k

[staredownaloadedgun]

wow. its exactly likke the movie

[lvloud9]

this vid is funny good job nick lol

[de12344rebecca]

Haha i like it! nice job!

[brandiproductions22]

lmao wate vampires can have sex right btw twilight is awesome

[libertyfelix]

That's a good one!

[dorksforever03]

Lmao! "NO" "Yes" "NO" "Yes" xD Nick you have very good face expressions Ahaha. Ilu Nick! xD And, I would Date A Vampire... Because, Vampires are hot. And, you are the hottest Vampire Here. Ahahahaha. Ilu <3

[rockygirl879]

lmao. i loved the book and movie but that was hilarious

[imfelicia]

i would date a vcampire if his name wis liam haaaaaaaaaa jkjk haha

sorry i just had to say that :)

[imfelicia]

hahahaha, no, yes haha

[Oliwa995]

day birthday

[Oliwa995]

haappy b-day

[snicerdudle]

Lol i love Twilight but this video is HILARIOUS!!

[lizzzie106]

if the vampire was robert pattinson, then yes, yes i would =P

[Elliesophie10]

brilliant. you got 104 comments since 4th dec? omg. x] u uploaded this on the date of my dogs birthday.

[Jocelynalamillo]

I would date a vampire!

I wanna be a vampire!

x]

[williamawesomeness]

im with u on that one lol

[Jocelynalamillo]

Cool

thats awesome!

[williamawesomeness]

i cant help it there just so hot lol

[Jocelynalamillo]

Haha i know

[williamawesomeness]

ya i cant stop from reading the book either i had a snow day today and all i did was read ahh its so good i but its killing me what happnes in the second book ahh lol :p

[Jocelynalamillo]

Oh haha i know

[williamawesomeness]

i finished it today b4 all my friends on to the next book yay lol :p

[Jocelynalamillo]

Oh cool

[williamawesomeness]

thanx a bunch lol :p

[Jocelynalamillo]

yourwelcome[:

^,..,^ A vampire haha

[williamawesomeness]

i wish lol

[williamawesomeness]

u fraking didnt even watch the movie did u its the girl that wants bella thats wants to be together edward is the one who says they cant duh

[livexlovexjonas]

it's a joke..

who cares if he saw the movie.

[williamawesomeness]

i care thats who

[livexlovexjonas]

ok..cool.

[mollopollo1]

ya i dont think vampires havin sex would b good lol ..

[lollipopp0124]

vampires...sex...doesnt work well.

[lolaboox3]

"Wait, vampired can have sex right?"

Hahaha =) I love it lol ;D

[takemeorleaveme123]

would i date a vampire

UHH

YEA they are sparkly in the sunlight

and who doesnt sprakles?

[lyricalsoloist12]

wait, vampires can have sex right? lmao

[dorksforever03]

Oh my gosh, Nick. I fucking love you. :P

That was better than the movie.

Haha!

<3

Love: elmo89 from blogtv

[pigsAREforever]

hahahaha i love you for making this. i mean, i like twilight, but the movie sucked and this pretty much sums up the book.

[hayleemeldrum123]

haaahahahahahahaha,

do you like twilight ?

[sportsweetie1996]

Bahaha

No, Yes, No, Yes!

[softballchick17017]

Ha, that was hilarious...

♥I love you too :D

Lol..

and yes vampires CAN have sex.

But if you get vampire-pregnant, it makes cute little half-vampire children!!!

[thedofuses1]

Haha i love you too xD you are so cute.

[effertz1]

sure

[78799]

i love you too XD

ahahaha i like that

[JonasBrothersROCK162]

ha ha lol and i would not date a vampire!!!

[randomkenya]

Yes I would date a vampire!!

They're so hot!!!^.^

And very awesome!

And yes they can have sex ;]

[derek2995]

lol vampires can't have sex right? funny even if ur head was off the screen.

[Peace12342008]

hahahah

that was funny[:

[SydyJo357]

wow i love every video of yours but not this one... sorry

[JonathanFrank]

narcissic homosexual vanpire dating : LOL² this is a best of. (then your voice is breaking).

[luvinnickjonas1]

wow!

[BoxBuddys]

Lol! YES :D

[mara72793]

yessss!vampires can have sex!LOL

[notnigahiga]

.... wow that was wierd.... no affence

[kayleighkissmonkey18]

That was dumb

[HarryWiggles]

Lmao so funny :P

[kathrynabc123]

YES YES YES!! I would so date a vampire as long as his name starts with Edward and ends with Cullen. :)

[halflife1994]

gay

[vockytoria]

LOL WTF? HA

[FudgeAndParker]

Lolz. Hehehe.

I would date a vampire. Beautiful, I like the old fashioned style but they would be trying to blend in with modern society so I would like the mod twist to them too. As long as they where veggie like the cullens!

[tiffanyalvordhater]

haha lmao '

nice nickky

[Oliwa995]

Yes.. No.. ;pp

Hahaha

So cool ;]

[Vladgirl27]

lol wow

[MartMart]

haha, this is the nick I like to see!! great one. Yea I'd date a vampire because.....((**this section of the comment is censored because inappropriate content**)) ..dont ya think? ;) lol

btw: how did u get those tears at the end? LOL...did u poke your eyes or something? :-P

[XWeesahX]

uploaded on my birthday :3

[tinker2125]

HAppy B-day!

Hope you hav fun

Mines is on the 14!

How old r u?

:]

Shannon Proctor

[mrroper]

I am dating a vampire right now, and it sucks.

[anmoose]

ROFL!! Such emotion! Such drama! Such passion...

In the next episode, we'll find out that vampires CAN have sex, and they get pretty kinky about it. LOL

[xTurnipTimex]

omg hahahah so true..

[CallofDutyMW4]

lol, funniest shit ever!!!

[SaraAlysia]

omg. ahah

i love you nick

[NicoleLuvsJB]

heck yea I would date a vampire! lol They are awesome.

and yes they can have sex haha

[heatherlayne92]

i would definitely date a vamp.

all the cullen men:]

including carlisle.

[blueyedbabe12]

That was hilarious!! Do you own a different shirt?! Thats all you wear!

[granskare]

I can't wait until the next episode...uh, will there be an episode 2!

[Cidercutie]

I love alice bella adn edward ... edward is so cute

[inmyfacehaha]

a female vampire would likely bite my penis off

[KIMMIEZIZAWSOME123]

lmao

[heatherlayne92]

if they could find it...

lmao.

[brittanydani46]

yea id date a vampire..b/c they can......do vampire things DUH !! lol

[SwEeTnSoUtHeRn08]

i love edward cullen.

[crazyarsekid]

ROFLMAO.

[LionKingForeverVeg]

lmao, stupid but funny

but Twilight was better than i'd thought'd be, not as good as the books though

i would only date Jasper the vampire in Twilight... maybe Edward...

but as for vampires in general, i love them. William Beckett is sexy as a vampire in Fall Out Boy's "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." video...

[theshabas]

ha i wuld and theyd turn me into one itd b frinken pimp

[PlayRadioPlayTheUsed]

iLOVEedwardcullen<3

[:

[pinktwilighter]

twilight was awesome

[ChackaKhan77]

no yes no yes no yes lmao

[crmolodow]

yes I wouid I love jasper in twilight

[LionKingForeverVeg]

:O I LOVE JASPER