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  • HOW DO I OPEN THE LAST BEER??

  • Just like that...now turn that f@cking camera off so I can drink this beer

  • MOE HAIRS

  • WTF? At :54 the bottle in the front of the frame on top and he claims that one will open, then at 1:25 the bottle in the back is on top and that is the one that opens. Would it really have been too much to ask to refilm the entire minute and a half when he realized his mistake?

  • I'm still waiting for "How to open a beer with your foreskin"

  • You can actually open the last full bottle by using an empty bottle with a cap on it.

  • pressing*

  • for more bottles of beer, keep pressong 2 :D

  • what do you do when you get to the last bottle.

  • I give up, just fucking smash the glasses against each other

  • thing is, you can't open the other bottle of beer now, unless you want a fontain of beer

  • "You should have big hands for this." OK! Now get some tips for bartenders with small hands!? :)

  • mmmmmm i kinga broke the bottle

    

  • 1:21 and straight into the customers eye...

  • @hiitzmike hmmmkay

  • You open the other one by puting the cap of the first one back on, hold your thumb over it and repeat

  • what about coors light???

  • It worked! :D

  • mkay

  • 1:29 YEEEEEEUUUUSSS

  • JUUUS LIKE THAT

    

  • Looks like you originally stated it backwards. You opened up the back bottle, not the front one. Good trick. Works with counters, keys, wedding rings, etc.

  • this idiot shows it the wrong way first

  • hahahaha how boss does he look when he says 'just like that'

  • Bottleception

  • @xBucketOfEvilx mkay :)

  • awesome that school is right near me lol

  • Thank You Mr. Mackie! M'kay

  • This is mr mackie from south park irl..

    "M'kay!"

  • i broke the bottle -.-

  • i did it and dropped my beer..

  • Underneathuh the cap.

  • very cool! wonder if i can hold 3 bottles at once to open 2?  always a couple that orders the same beer..

  • @undergroundcactus do one in each hand?

  • What about the last bottle ? Duh.

  • MOE Harssion? Where's Homer or Barney?

  • i can win $200 for doing this trick

  • HEINEKEN!

  • this works great until the bottle breaks when it hits the bar covering you in whatever brand it contained.

  • but it is still cool

  • it is loss at 1.40

  • HIS NAME IS MO! LOL

  • Haha I don't care what all these other guys say, but I thought that was smooth!

  • @vghebj anathor bottle

  • damn bro you really paid attention in physics for a bartender

  • A: you sound like the gay beaner version of Mr. Macky from southpark, mmkay?

    B: after you open these, you are going to foam the shit out of it (observe 1:28)

    C: how do you plan on opening the 2nd beer bottle?

  • what if i want to open both of them

  • @ryan250lc Put The Cap Back on the Opened beer. then you can

    Open the other bottle. since youv.e already opened the other 1 you can easily take the cap off with your hand...

  • @ryan250lc You can easily open it with an empty bottle as well..

  • yeah, and then u cant drink it bcoz it turns to foam

  • ummm y do u need to go to school to be a bar tender?

  • @analiz12100 to learn how to mix drinks properly

  • In real life:

    *pop*

    both bottles break. =.=

  • good in theory, but then when your other bar staff go to open that other bottle...

  • i could be the drinker for all this beer you been openin.......

  • Okay?

  • bad ass

  • nice 

  • mmm flat beer

  • and now how do you open the other bottle ?

  • @vghebj looks like you need to buy 3rd bottle for that

  • @vghebj really? that is ur cool answer?:))) get a life mate!!!

  • @vghebj anathor bottle

  • @Opolix but, how do you open that bottle ? =)

  • @vghebj you'd need a never ending supply of beer. it's expensive but... i'm ok with that lol

  • @vghebj with ur teeth, easy

  • @vghebj paper...

    

  • @vghebj bottle opener

  • @vghebj with another "bottle-a-beer"

  • @vghebj get more beer :D

  • @vghebj the same with the opened bottle?

  • fulcrum mckay

  • Its all about the fulcrums guys...

  • So... If he opened up the other beer now... Wouldn't it fizz over?

  • So... How do you open the last beer Flair Boy ?

  • this dude knows his physic :)

  • hmmm i must have wasted around a whole crate of beer trying your technhiques lol but this one turned out the worst i tried it and kinda took half of the beer bottle with it dont ask me how it just happend even i was like wtf still managed to save a sip of beer though xD :P

  • Now how am i going to open up the other one. i cant use another beer bottle.

  • 1) Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other video.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

    If you can do all of this without breathing you're a god

  • what about the other beer?

  • @gachman swap the bottles and do the same, or get another bottle

  • I stopped watching because I have girl hands :(

  • @tknight19 corona is the bitchest beer of them all haha same with miller actually

  • he says "mkay" 400000000000 times

  • @cowgirl699619966 yes, if by 400000000000 you mean 11.

  • @xBucketOfEvilx Wow, You actually counted them you Sad Fuck.

  • @GameSpawk i actually suffer from OCD, so I find this comment to both belligerent and offensive. Perhaps next time you leave a comment, perhaps you should take a bit more care and stop trying to be so insensitive. Shame on you sir/madam, shame on you.

  • @xBucketOfEvilx How was i supposed to know that.

  • @GameSpawk Well, as I said good sir/madam, perhaps you should take a bit more care before just blatantly insulting someone. Just a thought.

  • that's the coolest trick of them all!!! love this one! =D

  • Belgium , best beer in the world ;)

  • @13fridayMAY Jupiler and Duvel are my favourite.

  • @kc50cent and jupiler and cristal are my favourite ;)

  • its kool until you have 1 beer left

  • without a bottle opener how are you going to open the second one?

  • @ltmv3392 with another beer??? jajaja

  • 0:50 on he's showing it then says something like "All I'm going to do is take this bottle, the front bottle" but that bottle's cap, the front bottle, is on top of the bottle behind it, no? hehe, you do slam it down the right way after it cuts away after that, though =p

  • you drunk a lot of beer on may 22 xd

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  • were gonna have 2 bottles mkayyyy

    each with a secure cap on mk

  • @Herfenderfen AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHA.

  • warm beer sux

  • bite it!!!

  • hahaha now open up the other one!!

  • or you could just use your hand or a bottle opener.

  • i hope he drinks all these beers after doin these tricks...

  • why do all the beers in these videos look warm? o.0

  • you can do this without slamming the beer into the table like an idiot. Do it just like with a lighter - use it as a lever to pop the top off.

  • ok? ok? ok? ok?

  • now how do you open the last bottle of beer

  • how do you open the other bottle?

  • @MrStreakzZ : Teeth! ^^

  • And what about second bottle?

  • Mmmkay?

  • yeah you cant really do that with many English beers because i think it will foam up all over the bar . . . then you'll just look like a twat

  • @dangerouspete9 you can because its not the bottle getting banged that the lid comes off of, trust me i've done it with crappy lagers and it works.

  • is this like a never ending cycle of beer opening other beers

  • Wont that make the beer all foam and rise up overflowing the bottle since the carbon dioxide gets forced to mix with the beer when the bottle is slammed?

  • but how to open the other beer ?

  • YOU SWITCHED POSITIONS OF THE BOTTLES TOWARDS THE END... FAIL...

  • @atonkat

    wow how did you see that?

    go fuck yourself retard

  • yeah you open one bottle

    and then give the other one to a friend as a prank

    when he opens it, he will be soaking in beer

  • why would you shake the second bottle up? just put one upside down and that stops it being shook up.

  • In Soviet Russia Beer Bottle opens you!

  • @ord27tg No, in Soviet Russia, you get your ass handed to you by us Americans for 200 years since our existence. (:

  • @scorchers18 Well that was...an unnecessary response.

  • @ord27tg ...Ber bottle opens itself

  • chuck norris open his bottle just by saying open

  • @carlwizard1 no, he just looks at it

  • @DemureRogue Smash it over the drunkest guy

  • i do it by holding one bottle upside down

  • "you might need some bigger hands" yeah ill just run down to the sevo and grab some ay!!!

  • whoa thats cool xD

  • mmkay

  • OWWWWWW!!!!

    I broke my beer AND NOW THERE IS GLAASS.

    AND BEEEER ALL OVER MAH TABLE!!!

    OMG THERE IS SOOOO MUCH BLOOOD

    SOME one call the policee sdgf3wrqa5eeeeeeyhzfsbx v

  • @omgmodding something tells me if you were bleeding all over a table, you wouldnt write it on youtube. also why are you phoning the police? it was your fault, what you gonna say, 'help officer, some twat with two beer bottles cut my hand! what a tremendous fucking idiot'

  • @stno7 You're calling me an idiot and you acted like I was being serious...

  • @omgmodding Wouldn't you need an ambulance, rather than the police. Fool.

  • @GTASAJACKASS lol

  • Slick

  • but what if the bottle breaks?

  • Now if only I had enough people to drink the beers that I opened.

  • how the fuck to open the second one:)

  • @bali1412 put the lid back on the other one and reverse it :) it works I did it :D

  • I hope you are drinking those beers.

  • i see only kegs in bars, where they fill glasses with. i never see bottles. this guy is an actor, and a bad one too!

  • @x0wn3rx

    Go to a decent bar then..... Their is a serious difference between draft beer and bottled beer with taste ect. Anywhere you go who serves anything decent will do bottles as well as drafts. My bar has only 6 beers on tap but around 15-20 brands bottled depending on stock. Any decent pub has a decent amount of bottles, you can't exactly have every beer you serve on tap cause you couldn't store enough kegs and wouldn't have enough space on your bar for all the taps..

  • how many bottles of beer did they waste making this?

  • who said they wasted it? he probably drank it

  • they stopped the camera at 1:23 -.-

  • no life

  • salami

  • They cut it at 1:25 because he had the bottles backwards haha. Great trick though!

  • @rumoroo They didnt cut because of that :) they cutted because of the caps :p they were placed wrong! XD

  • @TheGigalow Aaaaaaand as the caps are yet attached to the bottles we can conclude that... the bottles were backwards or placed wrong.

  • @rumoroo thats what i thought, it wouldnt make sense for the bottle with the cap on top to not pop open

  • @rumoroo good catch, i was wondering the same thing... why would the bottle on the underside lose its top!!

  • @rumoroo then how come it fizzes when it opens?

  • @Shaftsus Because beer, being carbonated, fizzes when you agitate it? What does that have to do with what I said?

  • @rumoroo yeah but only when you bang the bottom of it with a coin or get the top of it with another beer bottle will it fizz that much after being opened, I drink lots of beer I think I know this.

  • haha lol "you only open 1 beer of 2" ffs you dont only got 2 beers in a bar.. if you're gonna sell 5 beers just take out 6x and do it.. rofl..

  • Hopefully you have more than zero bottle openers in a bar!

  • so you open one beer out of the two you had. :(

  • Yeah, and what about the other beer?

  • You open it with your cock. duh

  • this is called opening beers for starters. this guy is not so impressive.

  • oh yes like they give you a beer with the cap still on at bars right? oh yeah and fuck Heineken

  • why do you think hes behind the bar fuckhead

  • That's nice you have one beer open and one you can't open for the next 15 min.

    Don't play with Heineken just drink it!

  • That's fuckin awesome

  • this is sick dude

    i love this