Three Things to Do In Vegas When You're Broke

[strballr]

sum one bitch slap him

[PatriziaVonDousen]

What a joke...guess you do not do shows or eat fine food...If you lose your money then its your fault not Vegas. The same thing can happen on the stock maket...or maybe you should donate your money to your local church..at any rate its gone.

[roswellalien999]

This is what Dwight Schrute would do in Vegas

[PhoenixAssassin999]

I didn't know LVPD arrested white people.

[jalbm222]

@PhoenixAssassin999 It was actually an Albino African American!

[PhoenixAssassin999]

@jalbm222 I stand corrected!

[crewlla]

KICK YOUR SELF IN THE ASS AND GO HOME.

[LaughyTafty]

you could sell yourself then go back to play blackjack

[ActorMovie30]

ñol

[tdubblz]

funny. also, you can just walk down the street and bum cigarettes from drunkards

[nuttypagal]

#4: you could make a youtube video about it, acting like you're talking about someone else when all those things happened to you. :)

[briant420]

Orson Swindle is a pimp.

[adamvahle]

gambling fun when you have some control over it play poker anything but slots

[Short619]

youYOU CAN BE STUPID ALL YOUR LIFE!!!

[frodoofthe9]

I'm betting the 4th thing he did was make sweet yet rough love to the lounge singer after the show

[mprichep]

Don't worry buddy, I burnt 3 couches just to make sure!  You know how we do things in Morgantown!