Unbelievable. Just...unbelievable. No one will ever be able to play and revolutionize the guitar the way Eddie did. Just perfect Ed. Your fan and friend from NY.
My son Catchinprojection or better known as Adnoydall, has serious, serious mental issues here on youtube, he has clearly dedicated his life to harassing and stalking all fans of EVH and EVH and Wolfie himself, as Mark Chapman did to John Lennon. If you feel offended by this psychotic individal, i suggest you report him through the youtube safety center page, and let the authorities handle this Noid. Again, Noid is clearly mentally retarded, and is chemically imbalanced. Thank you
@RIPLatashaHarlins I'm calling Eruption shit wank, fans of this shit wank have shit fits. allegedly speaking for Ed as they threaten minorities with Ed for the glory of Ed, who is God. Asshats hahaa
@Adnoydall awww kendall barnes, still mad after 4 years because you cant even play Edddie's warmup?? aww poor Noyd, no guitar schools in Milwaukkee Wisconsin where you live? or the University where you work? No music class? awww poor Noyd. When is your viral website going to be up? 4 years, 15,000 posts, you need more? Cmon release it, we want to see it Kendall. EVH is God
@Adnoydall@CatchinProjection son son, embassy's have been burning in the Middle east, ever since you were born/hatched. You are responsible for these extremists, as you are one. Al-Jezeera reports you are currently in meetings with Tariq Aziz in reforming the Hussein goverment in a coup. You have gone rogue, please take your thorazine and co-operate with Dr Phil. God Help us.
@TheLobogm my son Kendall/Adnoydall/CatchinProjection is not stupid, he is mentally deteriorating due to lack of thorazine. He is a schizophrenic delusional retard, please ignore what my son Kendall says, he is a serial troll on every Van Halen video on youtube, in fact if you google his name, you will get hundreds of links to where Kendall is on, and being told to eat shit and die. Avoid the Noyd, have a good day.
Eds jihad should notice how badly Luschsucr wants to belong to Eds camp, dimly rotely twisting my opining that Eruption is stale wank into a "death threat against Ed and all Eds wank lovers" that he can "conveniently" avert by accusing people wholly uninvolved in his asinine jihad of homocidal tendencies. Its all but asinine projection. "We know where he lives and works..."
Thats how vulgar ugly and asinine Eds jihadist, Lushsucr, is and thats who/what Eds wank appeals to most. Not to me.
@Adnoydall Kendall Barnes of Milwaukee Wisconsin, are you a terrorist? the way you boast about Al-Queda jihad's and other islamic activist remarks is scaring the western world, and youre American. what is wrong with you ? You need a psychiatric evaluation Adnoydall/Kendall. I think the Wisconsin state Police should see some of your posts that have been on here, trolling for 4 years now. Are you upset your nation killed Bin Laden? EVH is God
@Lushsucr Unlike you blathering stupidly to yourself about yourself, I'm a critic of Eds stale wank. Musically Eruption is Ed parking his ricer car at Walmart and revving the tiny engine into the red over and over, making fart pipes toot and tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11 and the plasitic trim chatters like a hamster chewing. And thats the whole story, a lot of random wank not the greatest solo ever in my opinion.
A day in the life of Adnoydall, wake up from an insomniatic night of 30 minutes sleep, stare, and start to sweat looking at PC, figures out what personality he is at this particular moment, signs on to his homepage, Youtube, replies to hundreds of hatemails, entering hundreds of over commenting passwords, switch identities in a schizophrenic rage, answer another 100 hatemails, kicks his greyhound for getting old, and sings to himself about teen boys and fartpipes, who can I sue?....EVH is God
@Eds Jihad notice how badly Luschsucr wants to belong to Eds camp, dimly rotely twisting my opining that Eruption is stale wank into a "death threat against Ed and all Eds wank lovers" that he can "conveniently" avert by accusing people wholly uninvolved in his asinine jihad of homocidal tendencies. Its all but asinine projection. "We know where he lives and works..."
Thats how vulgar ugly and asinine Eds jihadist, Lushsucr, is and thats who/what Eds wank appeals to most. Not to me.
Americans have been calling for my death for years, now, because I don't adore Ed Van Halen as God, here on youtube. Their crude insults read much like those below calling for the "death" of the US, all for the glory of Allah. They claim to have "no other choice than to defend God" via vulgar slurs and threats, in clear and blatant, even joyous, defiance of youtube's Terms of Service they'd signed their own names under. "Ed is God, so laws don't apply" Sound familiar?
Ugh. This is like a musical ricer car Ed parks at Walmart and proceeds to rev the lil engine on over and over. Fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, then the plastic trim rattles and the cheap Hooters stickers fall off. But the show never leaves the lot ro cruise or race its all just a lot of plastic chattering
@Adnoydall Kendall, are you still here? man, if Eddie tours Wisconsin, he better beef up his security with you around. You post here everyday, almost like the guy that was obsessed with Dimebag. That would be horrible to see any harm come to eddie in any similar way as what happened to Dime, and I believe you are capable of doing that kind of thing. And your obsession with Eddie is evident, as youve been stalking him for over 4 years now. get help Kendall. EVH is God
@Lucicsux as ever you talk about nothing but yourself to yourself, dimly rotely. Sane adults may write "I like/dislike this video because___" here, to which fellow sane, rational adults may respond with "I agree/disagree because__" I say Eruption is wank, you screech asininely "STFU fag ED IS GOD" for years on end. I told you 1000x I would not STFU for you or Ed, yet you persist over and over. Not a word about Eds wank on the video can you muster.
@Lushsucr its gonna take me a few days to sort out the countless "Allahu Akhbar!! Death to USA!!" placed here by God's people on 9/11 and juxtapose them right next to the virtually identical "Ed is God!! Fags die!!" put here by, well, the only real God's truly chosen, daily, for over 4 years now. And you're front and center, the brains of the jihad to defend God from the infidel, constantly blathering about yourself, Dimebag, Chapman, Hitler, etc. where youtube invites to discuss videos.
@DarcMac Eds proud jihadist Lucicsux keeps saying "Lucic sucks" with every post without being a pro hockey player himself. You gonna bust him? He also claims to know that Ed is God? Based on the wanky music above. I say haha
Eruption is like WWE or Harlem Globetrotters "razzle dazzle" which they used to entertain crowds with at show games.
Fans thought guitar wank was "real" and adopting it was the solution to their not being patient or talented enough to find timeless hooks or riffs. R&R went all wanky.
Fact is the Globetrotters couldn't beat anybody, anytime, and WWE stars are actors - Ventura, Andre, Hogan. EVH. Eruption offers no narrative or story, its all just showy flashy wank, dribbling on the spot.
people say real van halen fans perfer the original bassist, but i say real van halen fans enjoy the music no matter whos playing and dont insult the guitarist's son
@Lushsucr respond to this video, don't talk about yourself. youtube is god here, asking you to not forever project stupidly, rotely asininely. Ergo:
Eruption is a musical ricer car to me. Eds revs his little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11till the plastic trim shudders and shakes, but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot hes in, musically.
It inspired legions of lazy wankers to follow suit and ruined rock, and Ed wanked in fluffy Jump.
@Lushscur nobodys a dim, rote, asinine troll but you, stupidly hallucinating that posting autobiographical idiocies for 4 years would stop me from responding to this video as I see fit. Fact remains that Ed shits on you because of who and what you are.
On topic, Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart parks his ricer at Walmart, revs the engine in the red, makes fart pipes toot, the car goes nowhere, just makes a lot of noise, and fans gawk
@Lushsucr yawn, all you do is blather dimly rotely stupidly about yourself to yourself under youtube videos. Thats called "projection bias" The invitation here - and in your case the challenge, is to respond to the video.
I'd say this Eruption wank fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Old guy parks at Walmart, revs his ricer cars engine into the red , makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere musically. A handful of teen boys gawk and gush "awesome":
Noydsucr Noyd, you signed your name under youtbes TOS, in the terms of service, does youtube allow you to harass and attack all veiwers of King Edward VH Youve been doing for over 4 years now, harassing, spamming, trolling your sad pathetic life as you have no one in yours. Negative feedback arouses you sickly. You claim your freedom of speech on here, is why you return, thousands of times, why is your fantasy blog/page comments are disabled as well as your viral NOC vids? Lift the ban Troll
@Adnoydall i watched this video to enjoy Ed's playing, but what you seem to be doing is going out of your way to rag on Ed. Are you expecting for people to agree with you? Are you just venting due to your many lonely years in your mother's basement? so quit your obsessive spell-checking and either enjoy or be quiet.
@EVHrocks1 I'm ragging on Eruption and do expect fellow yuotubers to follow the rules they've signed their noble names under, namely to keep discussion sane and rational on-topic or fuck off. "Respond to this video" is rather simple really : "I like/dislike this video because___" to which normal folks are free to respond with "I agree/disagree because __ " Whacha got? "yo mama harhar" You, not normal adults, are the reason celebs are forced to keep security around their homes,at concerts, etc.
@Adnoydall I agree with you and maybe i came off too agressive. i disagree with your comment that eruption is random guitar wankery with some tapping, that is the core of what i'm trying to say. you prove a rational point. that comments such as the one i made above is the exact opposite of what "normal folks" should say. i merely was expressing my opinion rather forcefully. i am also 14. not an adult. so if adults are acting the same way a 14 year old acts, your point proves rational.
@Adnoydall However (i did need two replys for this) i think what you are doing are stereotyping ed's fans, not all fan's are similar to ones on this page, i pride myself in being a quite intelligent and/ or quite educated at the same time being a van halen fan. compared to todays standards eruption sucks BUT awhile ago it was worth something people . even refined guitarisrs such as neil schon congratulated Ed on his accomplishment. now it is less impressive, but eruption is still influential
@EVHrocks1 Eruption was something else back in the day, and it, like punk rock, put the dinosaurs forever looking for that elusive eternal riff or anthem a la "Smoke on the Water" or "Stairway" on notice.
Half the guitar slingers made due with 3 power chords, whilst others went off wanking wildly, and Ed eventually delivered unto us Jump - pop fluff with a lite spritz of his trademark heavy metal thunder. And thats where the music finally died. Wankery and high tech gear replaced R&R.
@Adnoydall alright, i disagree. while "jump" is not my favorite van halen song (far from it) you can't say that Van Halen ultimatley ended rock music for you see van halen is seen as a rock and roll band and in my opinion a good one. i am curious, who do you think is an amazing guitarist, or better yet give me a list of your 5 favorites so i may try to see your point from you point of view.
@EVHrocks1 I really don't have favs anymore. Whoever plays a decent solo that fits the song its in deserves kudos even if its a one-hit wonder. I feel Ed peaked with items like Beat It and Ain't Talking but he forever pigeonholed himself with wankery, which is all fans really want to see and hear. Crammed into Eruption, Jump, whatever. And this has been the bane of countless bands, namely where to go after Stairway/Eruption/Smoke? Prince of Darkness Ozzie had a US reality show. Eddie wrote Jump
@Adnoydall there are solos i dont dig from ed (jump, hot for teacher) but there are some solos you might dig. push comes to shove on the fair warning reccord is a phenomenal solo. and as for the commenting there are retards commenting on this page. not all of em. but a lot of em.
@EVHrocks1 Aye, Ed's done fine work, but in my experience most any band's most popular tunes usually don't do it for me. I actually do not like Eruption anymore. What hath it wrought? In my younger years I probably would've tried to get my hands on a new VH bootleg/studio session, in anticipation of their upcoming release, but I found I can wait... or even miss the Big Moment, cuz more often than not, bands don't grow after a certain point, and Jump was VHs swan song for me.
@Adnoydall i dunno i dig some the sammy stuff. it's cool, his playing is much more refined in that era, every band has songs that aren't cool, and there are people who don't like all there stuff, i dont look for the fastest solo, i love vai, clapton, satriani, lifeson. i just like solos that are good, i was just lucky i was exposed to the good stuff before the bad.
@EVHrocks1 stopped referring to VH as a heavy metal or hard rock outfit after Jump. Sammy has a - literally - sunny personality that Michaels harmonies always fit well with so there was stuff to pick and choose. VH didn't have to have a loud guitar all the time.
@EVHrocks1 it would break my heart to hear Ed sell out and just wanka few new numbers for old times sake. His technique is good for a hard luck story or two. And I actually think Dave could sell a sad song far more sincerely than Sammy. To Dave him losing his hair musta been like Freddie Mercury hearing he was HIV positive.
@Adnoydall haha! exactly, there is quite a difference between the two, sam may have had more talent as a sing but dave had a certain charisma about him that MADE van halen what it is!
@Gcon957 learn to read, I dislike Eruption and am explaining why.
its like WWE or Harlem Globetrotters "razzle dazzle" which they entertained with at show games.
Fans thought guitar wank was "real" and adopting it was the solution to their not being patient or talented enough to find timeless hooks or riffs. Fact is the Globetrotters couldn't beat anybody, anytime, and WWE stars are actors - Ventura, Hogan. Eruption offers no narrative or story, its showy flashy wank, dribbling on the spot
@Adnoydall are you still here? if you would assert half of your trolling effort, into helping me date your daughter, I'd be calling you uncle Noyd by now. Help a brother out man.She is Hottttttt! EVH is God, as proven by the video above
@Lushsucr I disagree, I think Eds stale wank is like a musical ricer car compared to real high-performance automobiless, or WWE as compared to real mma.
Eruption sits around at Walmart with fart pipes tooting, its wearing a loud costumes and preening and posturing for predominantly loud male audiences. Every note exaggerated.
@Adnoydall Kendall do you think the loss on your lawsuit against Plexcor and company, could have been the result of you calling them " Plexcor-ramass" in court? Just curious. Your 24 yr old daughter, is she available or what? I really would like to do a movie, i mean take her to a movie as soon as possible, can ya hook a brother up? EVH is God
@Lushsucr "duh plexcor ED IS GOD lawsuit Kendall duh" Hows your arrest of Kendall for the glory of Ed gone? I think Eds stale wank is like a musical ricer car compared to real high-performance automobiles, or WWE as compared to real mma.
Eruption sits around at Walmart with fart pipes tooting, its wearing a loud costumes and preening and posturing for predominantly loud male audiences. Every note exaggerated.
Fans, Follow Adnoydall on twitter , yes on twitter, almost as good as his confession video, follow Noyd as he gets his electric shock treatments, as he speaks to mannequins of VH, and thinks he hears replies from these air induced beings. Follow Noyd as he stands in line at his shelter to see what Noyd eats. The futon bed where he sleeps, and yes, the thousands of EVH pictures on his wall where he sleeps. The Noyd is on twitter!!!! EVH is God, Noyd is on Twitter
@Lushsucr aww Ewuption got a mean old comment. Aww, time for real men to wave a virtual dick around on youtube, to appease the heavy metal gods. Like thats gonna bring rock and roll back from its retirement in Wanklyand lolololololol.
@Lushsucr tsk just more dim, rote projection from you, mentioning taking your kids to the mall and talking anal sex with aliens in the same sentence and placed it right here between Eds virtual legs on youtube. Thats about all there is to tell about you, and what this Eruption is obviously the soundtrack to in the lives of many fans.
@Adnoydall well sure, in that respect you are obviously right. But in a way lucicsux is also right about the NOC videos. You should lift the ban so we can comment on them. Can we all please get along?
@HardVanRock first off, the NOC videos aren't mine. And the simple fact remains that youtube allows members to upload and enable/disable video comments *as they see fit* which *automatically invites* all members to *comment on videos* which are enabled "Respond to This Video" *as they see fit*.
Ergo, its all up to uploaders, law-abiding members and youtube, not Eds vulgar fans claiming to speak for God. Ive been proving this simple fact over and over, Eds fans obviously don't get it yet.
@Lushsucr the NOC videos aren't mine, nor are they the topic here. And what I'm doing is responding to this video as youtube invites. Every day, for years, now, youtube members have the right to upload (legal) videos *as they see fit*, enable/disable the "Respond to This Video" feature *as they see fit*, which allows all members to comment on "comment enabled" videos *as they see fit*.
Nobody sees Ed and compulsivly obsessively thinks murderers and penises here but but you. Projection bias.
@Lushsucr Nobody here ogles Ed and obsessively compulsively thinks murderers and penises but you. Its pretty obviously projection bias on your part. What I'm doing is responding to this video as youtube invites. Every day, for years, now, youtube members have the right to upload (legal) videos *as they see fit*, enable/disable the "Respond to This Video" feature *as they see fit*, which allows all members to comment on "comment enabled" videos *as they see fit*. Eruption is wank to me. Done.
@Adnoydall You're funny, thinking I'm gay, but the only gay, rote, and abusive one here is you, you stupid piece of scum. You can't accept the fact that some of us enjoy listening to our favorite music, so your favorite pastime is grabbing our attentions. You are as intelligent/tolerant as a six year old. So go back to your hole, you know the one where you don't have any friends, and find yourself a hobby you moron!
@HardVanRock Long ago I commented on Eruption - wank - opining that it was exciting when it came out but got stale quickly, and rock and roll has suffered from it. I was inundated with improper insults and threats "STFU fag STFU nigger sTFU suck my cock fag STFU fag nigger die" I'm doing an experiment to see how long it might take for fans to stop projecting and "grow up" according to your definition. So far so bad.
I watch videos I like and read critiques w/o lapsing into asinine blather.
@HardVanRock tsk. talking penis and adoring Ed as god is revealing, but also off topic.
I find Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some guy makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool "Whoa, awesome, two-stepping is god!" Not really. Musically Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car. Fart pipes tooting loudly, tires squealing fans gleefully huffing fumes.
@Adnoydall Why the downer sweetie? Was your Dad playing Van Halen on his car stereo as he drove away into the sunset never to return to you and your sweet Momma? Lots of people like this stuff. Live and let live. Robert Johnson, Hendrix and Van Halen all changed the way that people veiw guitarists. Who is on your list?
@Adnoydall For the avoidance of doubt, I'm referring to your list of guitarists who made a difference, not the ever growing list of people who you plan to but-chug then kill in their sleep.
@doctorpaullemon nobodys talking anus and murder non-stop, dimly, rotely, robotically, where youtube invites folks to comment on videos, but the fans Ed's stale old wank attracts.
This is why Ed and fellow celebs are more or less forced to hire security - to keep you out of their lives. On topic, I'd say that, musically, Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car. Fart pipes tooting loudly, tires squealing fans gleefully huffing fumes.
@lushscur today the US celebrates Independence Day, which they partly fought to secure freedom of thought and speech. youtube offers a place to express our thoughts about videos, which is what I've been doing with Eruption.
To me its a musical ricer car. Ed cranks his engine into the red, over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, plastic trim shuddders, the stereos cranked to 11, but all this takes place in a Walmart parking lot. The music goes nowhere "Look at this! Watch me! Cool ,eh?"
@lushscur today the US celebrates Independence Day, which they partly fought to secure freedom of thought and speech. youtube offers a place to express our thoughts about videos, which is what I've been doing with Eruption.
To me its a musical ricer car. Ed cranks his engine into the red, over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, plastic trim shuddders, the stereos cranked to 11, but all this takes place in a Walmart parking lot. The music goes nowhere "Look at this! Watch me! Cool ,eh?"
@HardVanRock Wow. Another generic fan ogles Ed in blind adoration and thinks of virtually nothing but (small) (white)penises. On topic, I'd say Eruption is one stale old guitar wankfest that idles on the spot like a ricer car you sometimes see at Walmart parking lots. Its all about show - overdone trim and noise, but hardly on par with real racing.
@Noyd wow Noyd, do you think its time to throw in the towel on your mental disorders? Youre here after 4 years of relentless bullshit, and youll never win the battle, similar to your father Adolph back in 1939. If you dont like this solo, why do you return thousands of times? Excersizing your freedom of speech? why is it on your videos of the famed " NOC" youve blocked other people from commenting on those videos? Contradict much? I realize you dont have a life, but you should leave. EVH is God
@Lushsucr wow don't you think its time for you to realize that we all may comment on videos as we see fit, without stupidly waving virtual dicks around in Ed's name, in his face, as you do exclusively, rotely, obsessively?
This is some kind of sodden wankfest, and it hasn't gotten any better or nobler over time. Quite the contrary, generic guitar heroes took to lazily, robotically wanking instead of coming up with any more memorable hooks. Eds not had a fresh idea for years now.
@Lushsucr lol you just thought you'd drop by and hallucinate stupidly as always. Seeing kids at the mall got you in a mood to talk about child porn, dancing in your empty head alone? I sure didn't send you child porn, you stupid closet ass because the topic here isn't you its Eds stale old wank. Allow me to elaborate.
Now kids sure do love Eds stale old wank. Its a musical ricer car, all fart pipish and without much rhyme or reason beyond sheer repetitive noise.
@Lushsucr admit it, you couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. speak about yourself to yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.... its a cruel world kids...
@Lushsucr lol this is pricelss, speaking to yourself about yourself non-stop You couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. reveal yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.
@Lucicsux lololol you stupid asshat angry angry retard, the topic is still Eruption and its still shit stale wank.
awww lol back to dimly rotely asininely adoring Ed as God and wishing I had child porn. Ah well shitty wank attracts a shitty audience. Thats the Devils Circle here. Eds forever stuck in Wankyland as his idiotic fans project stupidily about "penis and anus and child porn". Absolutely priceless.
Hey Ed know what your fans said today? "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's"
@Lushsucr Ed believes you're too boring to invite into his house, which is why he spends your money on security around his home and family. What do you have to offer in the way of conversation "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's" Absolutely priceless
@Lushsucr the topic here is still Eruption, and its one sorry wanky suckfest by now. The best I can say about it is its like a musical ricer car. Ed revs the engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
This odious wank of Eds gets some fans staring into their laps chanting dimly rotely stupidly, projecting insipid daydreams onto others.
youtube invites to respond to videos.
I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
@Lushsucr nobodys insulting "hater" commentors and wishing them dead/commit suicide but you.
blathering and projecting dimly, rotely, stupidly about teen boys and servicing Ed in Eds name so that he wisely keeps security around his home.
youtube invites to respond to videos and I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot and teen boys gawk and drool. Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
@Lushsucr its no hallucination that youtube invites us to comment on videos. For instance, I disagree that Eruption is the "greatest solo ever" basically because its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot, musically.
Ed revs his engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke, the stereos cranked to 11. "Watch this, check this out, listen to this" but the story doesn't go anywhere, like the ricer in "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it ".First prize for "first random wankathon ever"?
@Noydsucr Noyd, in english as you dont comprende' Dutch, Youtube invites all to comment and rebutt on their videos, once perhaps a few times for the sake of discussion, you have been here now over 7000 times on this video alone, you mad Noyd? You repeatedly state, this video does nothing for you, why are you here several thousand times then, with the same old stale reply? We understand you have mental disorders, but you are now beyond a pandemic. Seek help. EVH is God
@Lushsucr you don' t speak English. youtube simply invites to Respond to this video, yet you dimly, rotely, stupidly project yourself. Angry "projection bias" is all you know to do.
On topic, Eruption is a random wankfest. I consider Eruption to be a musical ricer car in a Walmart parking lot. Ed revs his 1200ccs into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos cranked to 11, the paints loud, the plastic trim rattles. But thats basically it. No race, no road trip, nothing.
@blasty5150 Eruption just isn't one of Eds better "songs", its a wanky random wankfest that goes nowhere.
It was allegedly producer Ted Tempelman, not Ed, who thought to record Ed's warmup as a neat gimmick. And when his ideas ran out, for myriad reasons, Ed took to wanking as a handy gimmick fans will always adore.
@AdnoydallHitlerLaden BinNoyd, is that you in the front row, with that bag of cheezies and that little pet worm in your hand, and a hat that says " I Love teen Boys"? I thought so. Funny on how at the 10 second mark, Lord Eddie made more by then, than all of your welfare cheques add'd up over the last 15 years, sad huh Noyd. Get a Job, serial troll. EVH is God
@Lushsucr is that supposed to be a comment on the video? Looks like the usual dim, rote, asinine gay-themed projection from you, which is why Ed locks you out of his life.
Respond to this video: This wank reminds me of a ricer car show. Ed revs the little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires burn and squeal, the stereos cranked to 11 Some of the transitions between clumsy plastic trim and loud paints are smooth, some aren't. The show never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
@Lushsucr youtube continues to invite everyone to comment on videos as they see fit, not, like you, project ones dim, rote sexual hangups dimly, rotely, stupidly, vulgarly in VHs name.
Respond to this video: This wank reminds me of a ricer car show. Ed revs the little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires burn and squeal, the stereos cranked to 11 Some of the transitions between clumsy plastic trim and loud paints are smooth, some aren't. The show never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
@Lushsucr Talking to yourself about yourself dimly, rotely asininely. Enough about yourself all the time. . Respond to this Video? Easy: I'd say Eruption is one sorry old wankfest by now. It certainly had its 15 minutes of fame and made an impact , but in essence Its a musical ricer car with a 4 cyl engine Ed cranks into the red erratically, over and over, to make its fart pipes toot, tires smoke and squeal, and turns the stereo to 11, but the car never leaves the Walmart parking lot its in.
@Lushsucr yawn, Its all up to you to learn basic English. I promised to respond to Eruption videos as long and often as it took you to comprehend that youtube members may say whatever we like about Eruption videos, my dear dim, rote, obsessively projecting semi-literate.
Me, I'd say Eruption is still pretty much a plain old wankfest, overall - a musical ricer car's little engine revved into the red - fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke,stereos at 11and thats all the show offers.
@Lushsucr Its all up to you to learn basic English. I promised to respond to Eruption videos as long and often as it took you to comprehend that youtube members may say whatever we like about Eruption videos, my dear dim, rote, obsessively projecting semi-literate.
Me, I'd say Eruption is still pretty much a plain old wankfest, overall - this musical ricer car's little engine is revved into the red - fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke,stereos at 11and thats all the show offers.
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@Lushsucr Its no wonder Ed/fellow celebs keep security around their homes - fans' dim, rote, asinine, off-topic, raging, ever-projecting youtube posts reveal why. Respond to This Video: "shit fuck ass lol baton anus ED IS GOD mannequins lol nigger die ED ED"
Instead of plain, sane, even-tempered, non-projecting: "I like/dislike this video because___"
You seemingly can't NOT lie: "this entertainment with you is gut busting hilarious. to see you humiliated is bliss" as you screech "STFU die"
@Lushsucr I can read and comprehend simple English. Respond to this video?
Me, I'd say Eruption is still pretty much a plain old wankfest, overall - a musical ricer car's little engine revved into the red - fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke,stereos at 11and thats all the show offers.
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@Lushsucr nobodys attacking anyone in fits of dim, rote, rage but you. its 1) no fantasy that youtube invites to respond to videos and 2) neither you or your friends VH own youtube.
A lot of Eds guitar playing is random wank a la gimmicky Eruption, which is why its tedious after a while. If this musical ricer car ever left the Walmart parking lot I'd say fine, but it doesn't. It sits there, engine revved into the red over and over, fart pipes tooting, tires squealing, stereo cranked to 11.
@Lushsucr see, nothing but dim, rote, asinine off-topic rage and insults coming from you as ever.
I promised to show you how to comment on youtube without waving a dick around for Ed, forcing him to buy home security.
I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot. I prefer real music
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@Adnoydall We, suggest you do this, and remember, EVH is God
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@Lushsucr youtube invites us to respond to videos, not project ourselves dimly, rotely, asininely over 7000 times a la "anus penis ED IS GOD fag dick ass pandemic"
Talk about repetitive - I watch Eruption and think of ricer cars. Its Eds musical ricer in which he revs his engine into the red over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, but the car never leaves the Walmart parking lot, and is surrounded by gawking males trying to impress one another and be Eds friend
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pkjohnson1001 2 weeks ago
still a wankfest with no purpose beyond making noise. Like a ricer car does at the car show.
CatchinProjection 1 month ago
now this is what i call seven minutes in heaven
ObZzErVeR 1 month ago
Unbelievable. Just...unbelievable. No one will ever be able to play and revolutionize the guitar the way Eddie did. Just perfect Ed. Your fan and friend from NY.
Gcon957 1 month ago
ridiuclous. it Cant get any better than the legend
STRAIGHTP 1 month ago
How does he do that raising pitch thingy at 1:40?
MitjaShi 1 month ago
This guy looks like a career,,,,,,,, painter.
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IT WASN*T DONE!
adamtheboyfromdenmar 3 months ago
eddie will always be the greatest the world will ever see the king now and forever!!!!!!
TheEvh68 4 months ago
Amazing playing! Eddie is the King
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What in the fuck is this person below talking about ??
RIPLatashaHarlins 4 months ago 11
@RIPLatashaHarlins I'm calling Eruption shit wank, fans of this shit wank have shit fits. allegedly speaking for Ed as they threaten minorities with Ed for the glory of Ed, who is God. Asshats hahaa
Adnoydall 4 months ago
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@Adnoydall awww kendall barnes, still mad after 4 years because you cant even play Edddie's warmup?? aww poor Noyd, no guitar schools in Milwaukkee Wisconsin where you live? or the University where you work? No music class? awww poor Noyd. When is your viral website going to be up? 4 years, 15,000 posts, you need more? Cmon release it, we want to see it Kendall. EVH is God
Lucicsux 4 months ago
@Adnoydall alrighty there...
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@RIPLatashaHarlins yep
Adnoydall 4 months ago
@Adnoydall xD xD xD Man, you must be so fucking stupid ! xD xD xD
TheLobogm 3 months ago
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@TheLobogm you prove my point
Adnoydall 3 months ago
@TheLobogm Eruptions on the video and its pretty stale old wank in my opinion.
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@Adnoydall @CatchinProjection son son, embassy's have been burning in the Middle east, ever since you were born/hatched. You are responsible for these extremists, as you are one. Al-Jezeera reports you are currently in meetings with Tariq Aziz in reforming the Hussein goverment in a coup. You have gone rogue, please take your thorazine and co-operate with Dr Phil. God Help us.
KendallsFather 1 month ago
@TheLobogm my son Kendall/Adnoydall/CatchinProjection is not stupid, he is mentally deteriorating due to lack of thorazine. He is a schizophrenic delusional retard, please ignore what my son Kendall says, he is a serial troll on every Van Halen video on youtube, in fact if you google his name, you will get hundreds of links to where Kendall is on, and being told to eat shit and die. Avoid the Noyd, have a good day.
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@KendallsFather Father--I am running Youtube now--get your ass outa here !!!
kendallsucks1 1 month ago
Eds jihad should notice how badly Luschsucr wants to belong to Eds camp, dimly rotely twisting my opining that Eruption is stale wank into a "death threat against Ed and all Eds wank lovers" that he can "conveniently" avert by accusing people wholly uninvolved in his asinine jihad of homocidal tendencies. Its all but asinine projection. "We know where he lives and works..."
Thats how vulgar ugly and asinine Eds jihadist, Lushsucr, is and thats who/what Eds wank appeals to most. Not to me.
Adnoydall 4 months ago
@Adnoydall Kendall Barnes of Milwaukee Wisconsin, are you a terrorist? the way you boast about Al-Queda jihad's and other islamic activist remarks is scaring the western world, and youre American. what is wrong with you ? You need a psychiatric evaluation Adnoydall/Kendall. I think the Wisconsin state Police should see some of your posts that have been on here, trolling for 4 years now. Are you upset your nation killed Bin Laden? EVH is God
Lucicsux 4 months ago
@Lushsucr Unlike you blathering stupidly to yourself about yourself, I'm a critic of Eds stale wank. Musically Eruption is Ed parking his ricer car at Walmart and revving the tiny engine into the red over and over, making fart pipes toot and tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11 and the plasitic trim chatters like a hamster chewing. And thats the whole story, a lot of random wank not the greatest solo ever in my opinion.
Adnoydall 4 months ago
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A day in the life of Adnoydall, wake up from an insomniatic night of 30 minutes sleep, stare, and start to sweat looking at PC, figures out what personality he is at this particular moment, signs on to his homepage, Youtube, replies to hundreds of hatemails, entering hundreds of over commenting passwords, switch identities in a schizophrenic rage, answer another 100 hatemails, kicks his greyhound for getting old, and sings to himself about teen boys and fartpipes, who can I sue?....EVH is God
Lucicsux 1 month ago
@Eds Jihad notice how badly Luschsucr wants to belong to Eds camp, dimly rotely twisting my opining that Eruption is stale wank into a "death threat against Ed and all Eds wank lovers" that he can "conveniently" avert by accusing people wholly uninvolved in his asinine jihad of homocidal tendencies. Its all but asinine projection. "We know where he lives and works..."
Thats how vulgar ugly and asinine Eds jihadist, Lushsucr, is and thats who/what Eds wank appeals to most. Not to me.
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Americans have been calling for my death for years, now, because I don't adore Ed Van Halen as God, here on youtube. Their crude insults read much like those below calling for the "death" of the US, all for the glory of Allah. They claim to have "no other choice than to defend God" via vulgar slurs and threats, in clear and blatant, even joyous, defiance of youtube's Terms of Service they'd signed their own names under. "Ed is God, so laws don't apply" Sound familiar?
Adnoydall 4 months ago
nice to know that my grandson will be listening to ed 20 years from now
vertigo453 4 months ago
Ugh. This is like a musical ricer car Ed parks at Walmart and proceeds to rev the lil engine on over and over. Fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, then the plastic trim rattles and the cheap Hooters stickers fall off. But the show never leaves the lot ro cruise or race its all just a lot of plastic chattering
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@Adnoydall Kendall, are you still here? man, if Eddie tours Wisconsin, he better beef up his security with you around. You post here everyday, almost like the guy that was obsessed with Dimebag. That would be horrible to see any harm come to eddie in any similar way as what happened to Dime, and I believe you are capable of doing that kind of thing. And your obsession with Eddie is evident, as youve been stalking him for over 4 years now. get help Kendall. EVH is God
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@Lucicsux as ever you talk about nothing but yourself to yourself, dimly rotely. Sane adults may write "I like/dislike this video because___" here, to which fellow sane, rational adults may respond with "I agree/disagree because__" I say Eruption is wank, you screech asininely "STFU fag ED IS GOD" for years on end. I told you 1000x I would not STFU for you or Ed, yet you persist over and over. Not a word about Eds wank on the video can you muster.
Adnoydall 4 months ago
@Lushsucr its gonna take me a few days to sort out the countless "Allahu Akhbar!! Death to USA!!" placed here by God's people on 9/11 and juxtapose them right next to the virtually identical "Ed is God!! Fags die!!" put here by, well, the only real God's truly chosen, daily, for over 4 years now. And you're front and center, the brains of the jihad to defend God from the infidel, constantly blathering about yourself, Dimebag, Chapman, Hitler, etc. where youtube invites to discuss videos.
Adnoydall 4 months ago
To all those that diss EVH: If you could play half as good as Eddie, then you could earn the right to criticize his talent.
DarcMac 4 months ago
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@DarcMac Eds proud jihadist Lucicsux keeps saying "Lucic sucks" with every post without being a pro hockey player himself. You gonna bust him? He also claims to know that Ed is God? Based on the wanky music above. I say haha
Adnoydall 4 months ago
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Eruption is like WWE or Harlem Globetrotters "razzle dazzle" which they used to entertain crowds with at show games.
Fans thought guitar wank was "real" and adopting it was the solution to their not being patient or talented enough to find timeless hooks or riffs. R&R went all wanky.
Fact is the Globetrotters couldn't beat anybody, anytime, and WWE stars are actors - Ventura, Andre, Hogan. EVH. Eruption offers no narrative or story, its all just showy flashy wank, dribbling on the spot.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
people say real van halen fans perfer the original bassist, but i say real van halen fans enjoy the music no matter whos playing and dont insult the guitarist's son
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 agreed
GuIlHeRmE5304 4 months ago
You can definately tell he was really "feeling-it" at the beginning of this solo! He was all over the place! lol.
LoganUpABongHit 6 months ago
Don't feed the trolls plz.
Daim0th 6 months ago
Anyone who dislikes this video lives under a rock.
SuperScopeRawks 6 months ago
I like this video because evh shows great showmanship and technicality on the guitar.
HardVanRock 6 months ago
Can we all get along? Please?!
HardVanRock 6 months ago
@HardVanRock Can't we all comment on the video? I'd sincerely like to read fans detailed analysis of this stuff. I
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@Lushsucr respond to this video, don't talk about yourself. youtube is god here, asking you to not forever project stupidly, rotely asininely. Ergo:
Eruption is a musical ricer car to me. Eds revs his little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11till the plastic trim shudders and shakes, but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot hes in, musically.
It inspired legions of lazy wankers to follow suit and ruined rock, and Ed wanked in fluffy Jump.
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Lucicsux 6 months ago
@Lushscur nobodys a dim, rote, asinine troll but you, stupidly hallucinating that posting autobiographical idiocies for 4 years would stop me from responding to this video as I see fit. Fact remains that Ed shits on you because of who and what you are.
On topic, Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart parks his ricer at Walmart, revs the engine in the red, makes fart pipes toot, the car goes nowhere, just makes a lot of noise, and fans gawk
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@Lushsucr yawn, all you do is blather dimly rotely stupidly about yourself to yourself under youtube videos. Thats called "projection bias" The invitation here - and in your case the challenge, is to respond to the video.
I'd say this Eruption wank fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Old guy parks at Walmart, revs his ricer cars engine into the red , makes fart pipes toot, but the car goes nowhere musically. A handful of teen boys gawk and gush "awesome":
Adnoydall 6 months ago
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Noydsucr Noyd, you signed your name under youtbes TOS, in the terms of service, does youtube allow you to harass and attack all veiwers of King Edward VH Youve been doing for over 4 years now, harassing, spamming, trolling your sad pathetic life as you have no one in yours. Negative feedback arouses you sickly. You claim your freedom of speech on here, is why you return, thousands of times, why is your fantasy blog/page comments are disabled as well as your viral NOC vids? Lift the ban Troll
Lucicsux 6 months ago
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Lucicsux 6 months ago
@Adnoydall Oh god not you again, i remember having a youtube brawl with you like a year ago and you're still at it. bro get a fucking life
SgIronMan 6 months ago
@Adnoydall your an ass
EVHrocks1 6 months ago
@EVHrocks1 "you are" is spelled "you're", ass
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall i watched this video to enjoy Ed's playing, but what you seem to be doing is going out of your way to rag on Ed. Are you expecting for people to agree with you? Are you just venting due to your many lonely years in your mother's basement? so quit your obsessive spell-checking and either enjoy or be quiet.
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 I'm ragging on Eruption and do expect fellow yuotubers to follow the rules they've signed their noble names under, namely to keep discussion sane and rational on-topic or fuck off. "Respond to this video" is rather simple really : "I like/dislike this video because___" to which normal folks are free to respond with "I agree/disagree because __ " Whacha got? "yo mama harhar" You, not normal adults, are the reason celebs are forced to keep security around their homes,at concerts, etc.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall I agree with you and maybe i came off too agressive. i disagree with your comment that eruption is random guitar wankery with some tapping, that is the core of what i'm trying to say. you prove a rational point. that comments such as the one i made above is the exact opposite of what "normal folks" should say. i merely was expressing my opinion rather forcefully. i am also 14. not an adult. so if adults are acting the same way a 14 year old acts, your point proves rational.
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@Adnoydall However (i did need two replys for this) i think what you are doing are stereotyping ed's fans, not all fan's are similar to ones on this page, i pride myself in being a quite intelligent and/ or quite educated at the same time being a van halen fan. compared to todays standards eruption sucks BUT awhile ago it was worth something people . even refined guitarisrs such as neil schon congratulated Ed on his accomplishment. now it is less impressive, but eruption is still influential
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 Eruption was something else back in the day, and it, like punk rock, put the dinosaurs forever looking for that elusive eternal riff or anthem a la "Smoke on the Water" or "Stairway" on notice.
Half the guitar slingers made due with 3 power chords, whilst others went off wanking wildly, and Ed eventually delivered unto us Jump - pop fluff with a lite spritz of his trademark heavy metal thunder. And thats where the music finally died. Wankery and high tech gear replaced R&R.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall alright, i disagree. while "jump" is not my favorite van halen song (far from it) you can't say that Van Halen ultimatley ended rock music for you see van halen is seen as a rock and roll band and in my opinion a good one. i am curious, who do you think is an amazing guitarist, or better yet give me a list of your 5 favorites so i may try to see your point from you point of view.
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 I really don't have favs anymore. Whoever plays a decent solo that fits the song its in deserves kudos even if its a one-hit wonder. I feel Ed peaked with items like Beat It and Ain't Talking but he forever pigeonholed himself with wankery, which is all fans really want to see and hear. Crammed into Eruption, Jump, whatever. And this has been the bane of countless bands, namely where to go after Stairway/Eruption/Smoke? Prince of Darkness Ozzie had a US reality show. Eddie wrote Jump
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall there are solos i dont dig from ed (jump, hot for teacher) but there are some solos you might dig. push comes to shove on the fair warning reccord is a phenomenal solo. and as for the commenting there are retards commenting on this page. not all of em. but a lot of em.
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 Aye, Ed's done fine work, but in my experience most any band's most popular tunes usually don't do it for me. I actually do not like Eruption anymore. What hath it wrought? In my younger years I probably would've tried to get my hands on a new VH bootleg/studio session, in anticipation of their upcoming release, but I found I can wait... or even miss the Big Moment, cuz more often than not, bands don't grow after a certain point, and Jump was VHs swan song for me.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall i dunno i dig some the sammy stuff. it's cool, his playing is much more refined in that era, every band has songs that aren't cool, and there are people who don't like all there stuff, i dont look for the fastest solo, i love vai, clapton, satriani, lifeson. i just like solos that are good, i was just lucky i was exposed to the good stuff before the bad.
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 stopped referring to VH as a heavy metal or hard rock outfit after Jump. Sammy has a - literally - sunny personality that Michaels harmonies always fit well with so there was stuff to pick and choose. VH didn't have to have a loud guitar all the time.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall which proves ed was a fairly versatile guitar player!
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 it would break my heart to hear Ed sell out and just wanka few new numbers for old times sake. His technique is good for a hard luck story or two. And I actually think Dave could sell a sad song far more sincerely than Sammy. To Dave him losing his hair musta been like Freddie Mercury hearing he was HIV positive.
We'll see..
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall haha! exactly, there is quite a difference between the two, sam may have had more talent as a sing but dave had a certain charisma about him that MADE van halen what it is!
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 I sincerely hope to hear two old grizzled vets tell some stories relevant to their lives, and the more I
"hear" something like that actually working I also feel Michael Anthony should be invited to sit in and jam a bit live.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall absolultly, i wish people would stop insulting wolfgang just because he's not Anthony. People can be stupid.
EVHrocks1 5 months ago
@EVHrocks1 I say let Wolfgang play his bass and enjoy himself. None of VHs drama can be blamed on him, so its a rather vulgar habit to do so.
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Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Adnoydall What the hell???? Your HERE too? Name me a list of vids you DONT troll, you pathetic swine.
Gcon957 5 months ago
@Gcon957 learn to read, I dislike Eruption and am explaining why.
its like WWE or Harlem Globetrotters "razzle dazzle" which they entertained with at show games.
Fans thought guitar wank was "real" and adopting it was the solution to their not being patient or talented enough to find timeless hooks or riffs. Fact is the Globetrotters couldn't beat anybody, anytime, and WWE stars are actors - Ventura, Hogan. Eruption offers no narrative or story, its showy flashy wank, dribbling on the spot
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall are you still here? if you would assert half of your trolling effort, into helping me date your daughter, I'd be calling you uncle Noyd by now. Help a brother out man.She is Hottttttt! EVH is God, as proven by the video above
Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr I disagree, I think Eds stale wank is like a musical ricer car compared to real high-performance automobiless, or WWE as compared to real mma.
Eruption sits around at Walmart with fart pipes tooting, its wearing a loud costumes and preening and posturing for predominantly loud male audiences. Every note exaggerated.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydall Kendall do you think the loss on your lawsuit against Plexcor and company, could have been the result of you calling them " Plexcor-ramass" in court? Just curious. Your 24 yr old daughter, is she available or what? I really would like to do a movie, i mean take her to a movie as soon as possible, can ya hook a brother up? EVH is God
Lucicsux 4 months ago
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@Lushsucr "duh plexcor ED IS GOD lawsuit Kendall duh" Hows your arrest of Kendall for the glory of Ed gone? I think Eds stale wank is like a musical ricer car compared to real high-performance automobiles, or WWE as compared to real mma.
Eruption sits around at Walmart with fart pipes tooting, its wearing a loud costumes and preening and posturing for predominantly loud male audiences. Every note exaggerated.
Adnoydall 4 months ago
Fans, Follow Adnoydall on twitter , yes on twitter, almost as good as his confession video, follow Noyd as he gets his electric shock treatments, as he speaks to mannequins of VH, and thinks he hears replies from these air induced beings. Follow Noyd as he stands in line at his shelter to see what Noyd eats. The futon bed where he sleeps, and yes, the thousands of EVH pictures on his wall where he sleeps. The Noyd is on twitter!!!! EVH is God, Noyd is on Twitter
Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr aww Ewuption got a mean old comment. Aww, time for real men to wave a virtual dick around on youtube, to appease the heavy metal gods. Like thats gonna bring rock and roll back from its retirement in Wanklyand lolololololol.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Lushsucr tsk just more dim, rote projection from you, mentioning taking your kids to the mall and talking anal sex with aliens in the same sentence and placed it right here between Eds virtual legs on youtube. Thats about all there is to tell about you, and what this Eruption is obviously the soundtrack to in the lives of many fans.
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Lucicsux 6 months ago
@Adnoydall well sure, in that respect you are obviously right. But in a way lucicsux is also right about the NOC videos. You should lift the ban so we can comment on them. Can we all please get along?
HardVanRock 6 months ago
@HardVanRock first off, the NOC videos aren't mine. And the simple fact remains that youtube allows members to upload and enable/disable video comments *as they see fit* which *automatically invites* all members to *comment on videos* which are enabled "Respond to This Video" *as they see fit*.
Ergo, its all up to uploaders, law-abiding members and youtube, not Eds vulgar fans claiming to speak for God. Ive been proving this simple fact over and over, Eds fans obviously don't get it yet.
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Lucicsux 6 months ago
@Lushsucr the NOC videos aren't mine, nor are they the topic here. And what I'm doing is responding to this video as youtube invites. Every day, for years, now, youtube members have the right to upload (legal) videos *as they see fit*, enable/disable the "Respond to This Video" feature *as they see fit*, which allows all members to comment on "comment enabled" videos *as they see fit*.
Nobody sees Ed and compulsivly obsessively thinks murderers and penises here but but you. Projection bias.
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Lucicsux 6 months ago
@Lushsucr Nobody here ogles Ed and obsessively compulsively thinks murderers and penises but you. Its pretty obviously projection bias on your part. What I'm doing is responding to this video as youtube invites. Every day, for years, now, youtube members have the right to upload (legal) videos *as they see fit*, enable/disable the "Respond to This Video" feature *as they see fit*, which allows all members to comment on "comment enabled" videos *as they see fit*. Eruption is wank to me. Done.
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Lucicsux 6 months ago
@Adnoydall You're funny, thinking I'm gay, but the only gay, rote, and abusive one here is you, you stupid piece of scum. You can't accept the fact that some of us enjoy listening to our favorite music, so your favorite pastime is grabbing our attentions. You are as intelligent/tolerant as a six year old. So go back to your hole, you know the one where you don't have any friends, and find yourself a hobby you moron!
HardVanRock 7 months ago
@HardVanRock Long ago I commented on Eruption - wank - opining that it was exciting when it came out but got stale quickly, and rock and roll has suffered from it. I was inundated with improper insults and threats "STFU fag STFU nigger sTFU suck my cock fag STFU fag nigger die" I'm doing an experiment to see how long it might take for fans to stop projecting and "grow up" according to your definition. So far so bad.
I watch videos I like and read critiques w/o lapsing into asinine blather.
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Lucicsux 6 months ago
47 dislikes. 47 is the number of fake accounts the noyd has and its the number of millimeters his dick is. EVH IS GOD
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@HardVanRock tsk. talking penis and adoring Ed as god is revealing, but also off topic.
I find Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some guy makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool "Whoa, awesome, two-stepping is god!" Not really. Musically Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car. Fart pipes tooting loudly, tires squealing fans gleefully huffing fumes.
Adnoydall 7 months ago
@Adnoydall Why the downer sweetie? Was your Dad playing Van Halen on his car stereo as he drove away into the sunset never to return to you and your sweet Momma? Lots of people like this stuff. Live and let live. Robert Johnson, Hendrix and Van Halen all changed the way that people veiw guitarists. Who is on your list?
doctorpaullemon 7 months ago
@Adnoydall For the avoidance of doubt, I'm referring to your list of guitarists who made a difference, not the ever growing list of people who you plan to but-chug then kill in their sleep.
doctorpaullemon 7 months ago
@doctorpaullemon nobodys talking anus and murder non-stop, dimly, rotely, robotically, where youtube invites folks to comment on videos, but the fans Ed's stale old wank attracts.
This is why Ed and fellow celebs are more or less forced to hire security - to keep you out of their lives. On topic, I'd say that, musically, Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car. Fart pipes tooting loudly, tires squealing fans gleefully huffing fumes.
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@lushscur today the US celebrates Independence Day, which they partly fought to secure freedom of thought and speech. youtube offers a place to express our thoughts about videos, which is what I've been doing with Eruption.
To me its a musical ricer car. Ed cranks his engine into the red, over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, plastic trim shuddders, the stereos cranked to 11, but all this takes place in a Walmart parking lot. The music goes nowhere "Look at this! Watch me! Cool ,eh?"
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@lushscur today the US celebrates Independence Day, which they partly fought to secure freedom of thought and speech. youtube offers a place to express our thoughts about videos, which is what I've been doing with Eruption.
To me its a musical ricer car. Ed cranks his engine into the red, over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, plastic trim shuddders, the stereos cranked to 11, but all this takes place in a Walmart parking lot. The music goes nowhere "Look at this! Watch me! Cool ,eh?"
Adnoydall 6 months ago
@HardVanRock Wow. Another generic fan ogles Ed in blind adoration and thinks of virtually nothing but (small) (white)penises. On topic, I'd say Eruption is one stale old guitar wankfest that idles on the spot like a ricer car you sometimes see at Walmart parking lots. Its all about show - overdone trim and noise, but hardly on par with real racing.
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@Noyd wow Noyd, do you think its time to throw in the towel on your mental disorders? Youre here after 4 years of relentless bullshit, and youll never win the battle, similar to your father Adolph back in 1939. If you dont like this solo, why do you return thousands of times? Excersizing your freedom of speech? why is it on your videos of the famed " NOC" youve blocked other people from commenting on those videos? Contradict much? I realize you dont have a life, but you should leave. EVH is God
Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr wow don't you think its time for you to realize that we all may comment on videos as we see fit, without stupidly waving virtual dicks around in Ed's name, in his face, as you do exclusively, rotely, obsessively?
This is some kind of sodden wankfest, and it hasn't gotten any better or nobler over time. Quite the contrary, generic guitar heroes took to lazily, robotically wanking instead of coming up with any more memorable hooks. Eds not had a fresh idea for years now.
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Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr lol you just thought you'd drop by and hallucinate stupidly as always. Seeing kids at the mall got you in a mood to talk about child porn, dancing in your empty head alone? I sure didn't send you child porn, you stupid closet ass because the topic here isn't you its Eds stale old wank. Allow me to elaborate.
Now kids sure do love Eds stale old wank. Its a musical ricer car, all fart pipish and without much rhyme or reason beyond sheer repetitive noise.
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Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr admit it, you couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. speak about yourself to yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.... its a cruel world kids...
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@Lushsucr lol this is pricelss, speaking to yourself about yourself non-stop You couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. reveal yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.
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@Lucicsux lololol you stupid asshat angry angry retard, the topic is still Eruption and its still shit stale wank.
awww lol back to dimly rotely asininely adoring Ed as God and wishing I had child porn. Ah well shitty wank attracts a shitty audience. Thats the Devils Circle here. Eds forever stuck in Wankyland as his idiotic fans project stupidily about "penis and anus and child porn". Absolutely priceless.
Hey Ed know what your fans said today? "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's"
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@Lushsucr Ed believes you're too boring to invite into his house, which is why he spends your money on security around his home and family. What do you have to offer in the way of conversation "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's" Absolutely priceless
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@Lushsucr the topic here is still Eruption, and its one sorry wanky suckfest by now. The best I can say about it is its like a musical ricer car. Ed revs the engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
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vkontaktemailru 7 months ago
You can only be in awe with the skill/talent even if it does not go anywhere (as somebody else rightly suggested).
essertpitay 7 months ago
This odious wank of Eds gets some fans staring into their laps chanting dimly rotely stupidly, projecting insipid daydreams onto others.
youtube invites to respond to videos.
I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot in a parking lot, and teen boys gawk and drool
Musically Eruption is the same sonic wankathon as two-stepping yer ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
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@Lushsucr nobodys insulting "hater" commentors and wishing them dead/commit suicide but you.
blathering and projecting dimly, rotely, stupidly about teen boys and servicing Ed in Eds name so that he wisely keeps security around his home.
youtube invites to respond to videos and I'd say Eruption fits the youtube video "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it " perfectly. Some old fart makes his car's fart pipes toot and teen boys gawk and drool. Musically its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot.
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Lucicsux 8 months ago
@Lushsucr its no hallucination that youtube invites us to comment on videos. For instance, I disagree that Eruption is the "greatest solo ever" basically because its a ricer car in a Walmart parking lot, musically.
Ed revs his engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke, the stereos cranked to 11. "Watch this, check this out, listen to this" but the story doesn't go anywhere, like the ricer in "1000+rwhp Supra two-stepping it ".First prize for "first random wankathon ever"?
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@Noydsucr Noyd, in english as you dont comprende' Dutch, Youtube invites all to comment and rebutt on their videos, once perhaps a few times for the sake of discussion, you have been here now over 7000 times on this video alone, you mad Noyd? You repeatedly state, this video does nothing for you, why are you here several thousand times then, with the same old stale reply? We understand you have mental disorders, but you are now beyond a pandemic. Seek help. EVH is God
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@Lushsucr you don' t speak English. youtube simply invites to Respond to this video, yet you dimly, rotely, stupidly project yourself. Angry "projection bias" is all you know to do.
On topic, Eruption is a random wankfest. I consider Eruption to be a musical ricer car in a Walmart parking lot. Ed revs his 1200ccs into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos cranked to 11, the paints loud, the plastic trim rattles. But thats basically it. No race, no road trip, nothing.
Adnoydall 7 months ago
wow i new eddie was good but not that good
a87870 8 months ago
fucking amazing!!!!!!!
RoCkfan275 8 months ago
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nemesisgsxr 8 months ago
Edward is god, and Yngwie is one of the disciples!
For when eddie shreds! HE's written a page in his guitar bible!
YodaVanGrindey95 9 months ago 2
Even though hardly anyone even know who the eff Yngwie is?? Ed is THE MAN...Not only does he rip, he writes great songs.
blasty5150 9 months ago
@blasty5150 Eruption just isn't one of Eds better "songs", its a wanky random wankfest that goes nowhere.
It was allegedly producer Ted Tempelman, not Ed, who thought to record Ed's warmup as a neat gimmick. And when his ideas ran out, for myriad reasons, Ed took to wanking as a handy gimmick fans will always adore.
Adnoydall 9 months ago
@AdnoydallHitlerLaden BinNoyd, is that you in the front row, with that bag of cheezies and that little pet worm in your hand, and a hat that says " I Love teen Boys"? I thought so. Funny on how at the 10 second mark, Lord Eddie made more by then, than all of your welfare cheques add'd up over the last 15 years, sad huh Noyd. Get a Job, serial troll. EVH is God
Lucicsux 8 months ago 2
@Lushsucr is that supposed to be a comment on the video? Looks like the usual dim, rote, asinine gay-themed projection from you, which is why Ed locks you out of his life.
Respond to this video: This wank reminds me of a ricer car show. Ed revs the little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires burn and squeal, the stereos cranked to 11 Some of the transitions between clumsy plastic trim and loud paints are smooth, some aren't. The show never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
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@Lushsucr youtube continues to invite everyone to comment on videos as they see fit, not, like you, project ones dim, rote sexual hangups dimly, rotely, stupidly, vulgarly in VHs name.
Respond to this video: This wank reminds me of a ricer car show. Ed revs the little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires burn and squeal, the stereos cranked to 11 Some of the transitions between clumsy plastic trim and loud paints are smooth, some aren't. The show never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
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@Lushsucr Talking to yourself about yourself dimly, rotely asininely. Enough about yourself all the time. . Respond to this Video? Easy: I'd say Eruption is one sorry old wankfest by now. It certainly had its 15 minutes of fame and made an impact , but in essence Its a musical ricer car with a 4 cyl engine Ed cranks into the red erratically, over and over, to make its fart pipes toot, tires smoke and squeal, and turns the stereo to 11, but the car never leaves the Walmart parking lot its in.
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@Lushsucr yawn, Its all up to you to learn basic English. I promised to respond to Eruption videos as long and often as it took you to comprehend that youtube members may say whatever we like about Eruption videos, my dear dim, rote, obsessively projecting semi-literate.
Me, I'd say Eruption is still pretty much a plain old wankfest, overall - a musical ricer car's little engine revved into the red - fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke,stereos at 11and thats all the show offers.
Adnoydall 8 months ago
@Lushsucr Its all up to you to learn basic English. I promised to respond to Eruption videos as long and often as it took you to comprehend that youtube members may say whatever we like about Eruption videos, my dear dim, rote, obsessively projecting semi-literate.
Me, I'd say Eruption is still pretty much a plain old wankfest, overall - this musical ricer car's little engine is revved into the red - fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke,stereos at 11and thats all the show offers.
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@Lushsucr Its no wonder Ed/fellow celebs keep security around their homes - fans' dim, rote, asinine, off-topic, raging, ever-projecting youtube posts reveal why. Respond to This Video: "shit fuck ass lol baton anus ED IS GOD mannequins lol nigger die ED ED"
Instead of plain, sane, even-tempered, non-projecting: "I like/dislike this video because___"
You seemingly can't NOT lie: "this entertainment with you is gut busting hilarious. to see you humiliated is bliss" as you screech "STFU die"
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@Lushsucr I can read and comprehend simple English. Respond to this video?
Me, I'd say Eruption is still pretty much a plain old wankfest, overall - a musical ricer car's little engine revved into the red - fart pipes toot, tires squeal and smoke,stereos at 11and thats all the show offers.
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@Lushsucr nobodys attacking anyone in fits of dim, rote, rage but you. its 1) no fantasy that youtube invites to respond to videos and 2) neither you or your friends VH own youtube.
A lot of Eds guitar playing is random wank a la gimmicky Eruption, which is why its tedious after a while. If this musical ricer car ever left the Walmart parking lot I'd say fine, but it doesn't. It sits there, engine revved into the red over and over, fart pipes tooting, tires squealing, stereo cranked to 11.
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@Lushsucr see, nothing but dim, rote, asinine off-topic rage and insults coming from you as ever.
I promised to show you how to comment on youtube without waving a dick around for Ed, forcing him to buy home security.
I hear Eruption and think ricer car show. Owners rev their cars' lil engines into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, stereos are cranked to 11, the paint is loud, the overdone plastic trim chatters, but the cars never leave the Walmart parking lot. I prefer real music
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@Adnoydall we believe this is you, enjoy, Many people with psychotic depression experience delusions, which are beliefs or feelings that are untrue or unsupported, schizophrenia or other psychotic disorders. PMD is usually episodic, lasting for a defined amount of time, but in some cases can be chronic. While PMD is often treated with a combination of antidepressants and antipsychotics, researchers have been developing new treatments that address the pathophysiology of PMD more directly.
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@Adnoydall We, suggest you do this, and remember, EVH is God
Involuntary hospitalization
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Lucicsux 8 months ago
@Lushsucr youtube invites us to respond to videos, not project ourselves dimly, rotely, asininely over 7000 times a la "anus penis ED IS GOD fag dick ass pandemic"
Talk about repetitive - I watch Eruption and think of ricer cars. Its Eds musical ricer in which he revs his engine into the red over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, but the car never leaves the Walmart parking lot, and is surrounded by gawking males trying to impress one another and be Eds friend
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