listen you tanning bed baked, broke ass goat-faced, oopalompa of a monkey problem, i am proud to shop at Target, and i can my pants any day of the week!
llllloooollll i love to hear him rant, they need to make a video of him ranting only, it would get millions of hits i bet :P by the way where do you get this song at? o-o
I'm happy now. Well, happy in a crying sort of way, y'know, curled up NAKED IN THE SHOWER BITING YOUR KNEES WISHING YOU WERE DEAD kind of happy, but I realized you were right. We were never meant to be. And you know what? THANK GOD!
Oh my god. I was listening to this for the first time, I laughed so hard at his rant. But it's like I was trying not to, so I could hear the rest of it. xD
my friends this cd along with broken bride is to hit stores september 29th this tuesday the ludo news letter said so it said in cool record stores,borders media stores,and best buy im making a trip just to get it.
Absolutely amazing song thanks for posting a quality version of it. I am sure anyone who listens to this song and loves it has had a similar experience themselves... that two cent gutter slut :D
GO TO HELL!
koolfunnykat 3 weeks ago
"And I plan to get your little sister as soon as I give her a call back!" lolz that my fav part
001Glaceonice001 3 weeks ago
Milkshakes melt, people change :3
Best Part(:
samiluvsu96 2 months ago 4
BUY YOUR OWN GAS YOU BUG EYED MOOCH !
EventicElectric 3 months ago
listen you tanning bed baked, broke ass goat-faced, oopalompa of a monkey problem, i am proud to shop at Target, and i can my pants any day of the week!
OompaLompaMonkeyProb 3 months ago
BUY YOUR OWN GAS, YOU BUG-EYED MOOSE!!!!!
MsNuttybean 4 months ago
@MsNuttybean I thought it was Bug-eyed mooch :/
Thecatofgold 4 months ago
@Thecatofgold lol it is. I misheard the lyrics and thence typed out moose instead of mooch =) you're correct
MsNuttybean 3 months ago
@MsNuttybean Oh lol =) The world makes sense again :)
Thecatofgold 3 months ago
@Thecatofgold glad I could be of help =)
MsNuttybean 3 months ago
If I ever break up with a guy I'm totallly calling him a bug eyed mooch.
TheBooshygal 4 months ago
@TheBooshygal i like your style!
POOPEN16 4 months ago
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TheBooshygal 4 months ago
OOMP-LOOMP MONKEY PROBLEM!! XD
littlemonkey246 5 months ago
@emotoxin: it from their first CD.
HellsCowBoy666 5 months ago
I am PROUD to shop at target! I will wear warm-up-pants any day of the week!
musicislovegirl 5 months ago
I WILL WEAR WARM UP PANTS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!! damn right!
zsleepyrockerz 5 months ago 3
llllloooollll i love to hear him rant, they need to make a video of him ranting only, it would get millions of hits i bet :P by the way where do you get this song at? o-o
emotoxins 6 months ago
I showed my best friend this song, and he said it reminds him of his ex, so he calls her Two Cent Gutter Slut when we need a code name for her.
PaintMeInSunshine 6 months ago
2:26 =- end = EPIC! XD
krazy9tails 6 months ago
@krazy9tails 0:00-4:34= EPIC
uniquelyzany 2 months ago
I'm happy now. Well, happy in a crying sort of way, y'know, curled up NAKED IN THE SHOWER BITING YOUR KNEES WISHING YOU WERE DEAD kind of happy, but I realized you were right. We were never meant to be. And you know what? THANK GOD!
lol Ludo is awesome
sonicperson123 6 months ago 2
Get your own gas you bug eyed mooch
One of the best non swearing eff yous ever
morganator94 6 months ago 3
lol i love how he totally owned that bitch without swearing XD
MegaBeastiality 7 months ago
Oompa - Loompa monkey problem LOL
This song is awesome~!
xXwapa98xDXx 7 months ago
2:25
Now you can listen to the rant over and over and over and over...
You're welcome. :D
Kittyhalk 7 months ago 4
His rant was my facebook status yesterday. XD
PunkLoverShayna 8 months ago 4
Oh my god. I was listening to this for the first time, I laughed so hard at his rant. But it's like I was trying not to, so I could hear the rest of it. xD
Thatswhatshesaid446 8 months ago 2
Whenever I hear this song, I think of Prussia and Hungary from Hetalia xD
AxelKissing 8 months ago 17
@AxelKissing (Whoops. I accidentally voted that down. T~T I meant up, I swear. OTL)
You, my friend, win. =D
XxLuckyxStarxXx 7 months ago
@XxLuckyxStarxXx (Lol it's no problem.) Haha thank you. :D Your icon is awesome, by the way <33
AxelKissing 7 months ago
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Um... Tessa Stone sent me...
GAHHH <3 ANDREW IS SO ADORABLE WHEN HE'S RANTING!!! "Well, happy in a crying sort of way, ya know, curled up naked in the shower."
<3 I've gone to heaven...
BBonelessStudios 9 months ago
go to hell! :)
hihaylee35 9 months ago
I had to audition for a show last year but didn't memorize a monologue.
I recited this song's little rant-thing.
Got the part.
Yeyuh.
raDonnelly0 9 months ago 5
this is prob the best break up song in history... its gotten me through alot.. as well as another love song by icp
Crewdawgsniece 9 months ago 2
I hope two peoples eye's fall out
bubbles31723 10 months ago 2
hahaha...wtf...crazy, but i love it
chantazerz 10 months ago
before the rant, they say in the back ground: its cool, its fine.
after during the rant he says: you bitch please die. =)
sniper50cal2 11 months ago
I love his rant hahahaha <3
Radi0starrzx 11 months ago
story of my life
Caektiems 1 year ago
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I just wanted to make 100 likes :DDD I love this song. :3 Vapid whiny blah. Jojoba loofa milktowel ... or something like that. <3 Ludooo.
LovinSwitchfoot 1 year ago
I just wanted to make 100 likes :DDD Looove this song. Rant is the best. x) Jojoba loofa milktowel ... or something like that. <3
LovinSwitchfoot 1 year ago 2
Poor Andrew! That stupid gutter slut, i'll be here for you! *Curls next to him in the shower* XD
iluvgerardway99 1 year ago 4
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randomQueen5000 1 year ago
I AM PROUD TO SHOP AT TARGET!!!
ThexEternalxFantasy 1 year ago 8
"Did I say empowered individual? I meant two-cent gutter slut!"
XD LOL
pieisgoooood 1 year ago 5
That rant makes me crack up XD
nmcclain1996 1 year ago
@thespoonchan omg YES it does lol
lynchsofi 1 year ago
This is Spirit to Kami. Totally
:D
Scanzortherax 1 year ago
After I bought you that expensive...THING...Jo-Jo Ba Loofa Milk Towel or something like that...
Yes that is the single funniest line I've ever heard :)
OutOfMyVulcanMind 1 year ago 6
OH! DID I SAY EMPOWERED INDIVIDUAL?!!? I MEANT TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT!
chinchillagirl77 1 year ago 37
this is THE best getting over your bf/gf/ breakup song EVER
coheed4ever22 1 year ago 5
Dear andrew, go out with me? Actually, let's just skip the whole dating part and just get married. Love, me
I love this band :D
ourchemicalsspread 1 year ago
Haha I love it when he goes on his rant ;)
Its so fucking funny xD
oxXxCrowxXxo 1 year ago
who uses "oompa-loompa" as an insult!?!
lmao
ButterflyPigment 1 year ago
@ButterflyPigment Fuck you...stupid oompa-loompa
LaughingVeryQuietly 1 year ago
@ButterflyPigment oompa-loompa monkey problem!
Immafishstick 1 year ago
Listen you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem!
I love his rant, lol! <3
kingdededesuperfan 1 year ago 3
The rant is so adorable. xDD
This is my new favorite song by Ludo. <333
Clawkwerk 1 year ago
I love this song!! xD
OrganicAnimeZombie 1 year ago
Dedicated to my exwife...FUCK STRIPPERS!!!!
TheGodofsmoke420 2 years ago 7
lawlz best song EVAR!
Buy ur own gas money u bug eyed moosh! it's ur car tht costs more than mai house! xD
WizmummyProductions 2 years ago
Oh man I love the mini rant in the middle of the song <3
MaggleMobile 2 years ago 3
hey skippy i know ya posted that 4 months ago but the cds been out since '04 lol. woohoo for STL bands.
damnyouapple 2 years ago
the best FUCK YOU song ever written
XXHangmansXCurseXX 2 years ago 5
your mothers a milf!
doitlikearaisin 2 years ago
I dedicate this song to my ex!
Who ruined my life and then blamed it on me.
tonyeddie 2 years ago 4
haha sorry man
abrcrmbynfthch 1 year ago
he is amazing love him!
breasaam 2 years ago
And you dump me on my birthday.
Me: Oooo
xD
Rite after bought you that really expensive things from the body shop called Jo-jo Ba luffa milk-towel, or something like that.
I luvs Ludo
~Kam
TitouKid 2 years ago 5
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I love this song.. it's epic
DisasterFUCKxo 2 years ago 4
lol 3:14 to 3:55 xD
honeypelt12345 2 years ago
wow......................... Lol.
neon222222 2 years ago
lmao this is officially my new favorite song XD i love this bit where he's ranting haha sooo funny, cant get enough of it. <3
majorXmusicXfan 2 years ago 55
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I love this song. ^_^
DisasterFUCKxo 2 years ago 3
my friends this cd along with broken bride is to hit stores september 29th this tuesday the ludo news letter said so it said in cool record stores,borders media stores,and best buy im making a trip just to get it.
skippysons 2 years ago
hahaha i love it when he goes on his little tantrum ;D so cute,
asalamanderx 2 years ago 94
In the second verse, he says "...I can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself!!"
godlikecreature 2 years ago
No actually he doesn't......
spawn1390 2 years ago 5
Haha, I LOVE Ludo. But I can't find this song on iTunes anywhere! ):
Is it not up on iTunes?
brainnsoup 2 years ago
It's on Frostwire ;D
cool2bmee1234 2 years ago
PM me your email, I'll send it to you.
XIonaDavinaX 2 years ago
2:25
Keekz07 2 years ago
Absolutely amazing song thanks for posting a quality version of it. I am sure anyone who listens to this song and loves it has had a similar experience themselves... that two cent gutter slut :D
los3rSG 2 years ago
Perfect break-up song, especially for me xD
tinystarkitten 2 years ago
i've got an interview to sell cutco knives! hahah
macerzz 2 years ago
This is the best song for breakups. It makes me so HAPPY!
Tebibeawulf 2 years ago
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coheed4ever22 2 years ago
Bahahahhahahaha I love the "GO TO HELL" just added in at the end XD
RainbowCowsxx 2 years ago 3
this song made me giggle and turned mad sad face into a happy face :]
different2293 2 years ago 2
To anyone who hasn't seen the actual good will hunting. Which I watched because of this song. It is a must see ;D.
tonyeddie 2 years ago
Ludo is the best! Love me Dead is also good. Can someone tell me what a M.I.L.F. is please? Ha ha!
TobiUchihaLikesPie 2 years ago 15
Totally. ^_^
And A M.I.L.F is a "mom i'd like to fuck" lol
K43v3r4 2 years ago 25
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K43v3r4 reply to thsi message and you will be asimilated
mrxiaolin 2 years ago
Whats asimilated mean? =o
K43v3r4 2 years ago
AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrxiaolin 2 years ago
Fuck you too!!!! lol XD
K43v3r4 2 years ago 2
@K43v3r4 assimilate - absorb: take up mentally; "he absorbed the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe"
Immafishstick 1 year ago
@K43v3r4 when i first heard milf and what it ment i thought i was asking my mom if i could fuck hahahahahaha :)
itsshurl 8 months ago
. . . nub.
GthAngel 2 years ago
RAWR! i love how he says "You Tanning Bed Baked, broke ass, goat faced oompa loompa monkey problem!"
mrxiaolin 2 years ago
hehe me too. <3
K43v3r4 2 years ago
but there cool nerds
gotthkid2 3 years ago 5
Totally. <3
K43v3r4 2 years ago
are you going to reply to EVERY comment?
mrxiaolin 2 years ago
Well duh!!! it's so fun!! =]
I also have no life so yea. =]P
K43v3r4 2 years ago
Oh God.
mrxiaolin 2 years ago
I know right? XD
K43v3r4 2 years ago
i do the same thing, reply to all my comments lol
kaighnyne 2 years ago
go ludo the nerdy band!
gotthkid2 3 years ago 3
lol
K43v3r4 2 years ago
This and Save our City are my favorites of Ludo's.
katdagger 3 years ago
Love em both. <2
K43v3r4 2 years ago
haha! sooo funny! love this song! :D
3milyKW1995 3 years ago 3
Me too's =]]
K43v3r4 2 years ago
Love this song!!!
Powertrip5421 3 years ago
Me too! =]
K43v3r4 3 years ago