Zombieland Rule # 33 - Swiss Army

[howtoletsplayccrs]

I came back here cuz now I have a piece of orange between my teeth >.> Stupid oranges, allways gettin stuck in my teeth >.>

[DemonZapan]

Not sure if I should be offended by that as a swiss... XD But anyways, give us Zombieland 2...!

[okush69]

thumbs up for zombieland 2!

[musicismylife816]

Tallahassee: Open wide, let's find out.

Columbus: Okay!

XD

[giantmutantchicken]

^^ my last two digits of my gaming username is 33!

[howtoletsplayccrs]

@giantmutantchicken

*searches steam*

[giantmutantchicken]

@howtoletsplayccrs it's also having to do with burgers. ^^

[wakakakaish]

mmmm I wanna kiss jesse mouth when he open it

[ericksoccerhead]

hehe "let see if it can take a pices of orange and not his whole face

[LETSD0THIS]

thre is no rule 34. remeber "open wide lets find out" haha

[vincereviews]

@LETSD0THIS good top comment copy

[LOLatthecoloredboy]

wheres rule 34? ;p

[MorganOfTheAncients]

@LOLatthecoloredboy Rule 34 isn't a good rule...

[LOLatthecoloredboy]

@MorganOfTheAncients *facepalm*.. suppose nobody cna tell sarcasm in typing... ik what rule 34 is lol

[Cfunnymonky]

twinkie



[Pikazilla]

13 people found out

[CompoundBmx12]

walla walla what the fuck, i live in walla and its the smallest ass town, who the fuck would have this kinda time on there hands to write a letter to this

[lastswordfighter]

Rule 33a: Bring both the Bowie and Swiss Army knives.

[yukiloho]

dude I'm from Walla Walla WA but i don't know any ralph.

[dragonki11]

press 1 for 'wollo wollo wollo wollo' :P

[Psych0nautilus]

WOW a comercial in a comercial...

[siaxis1]

Press 5 for Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen!

[MrLawrenceV]

why be neutral when you can pick sides?

[renteriasss]

ok whats up with the small knife he has and why is tallahassee going to try to get tha piece of orange out of his mouth with the big knife? ):

[NoobSushi]

Keep pressing 2 for Tallahassee nom-age.

[7780argo00]

Press 1 for Age Of Empires "wololo"

Press 9 for creepy-voice-saying-movie-titl­e

[Forte9000]

keep pressing 2. he chews a lot!!

[kilkolio]

forgot to mention the swiss army knife can also be used to open ur canned goods in case they dont have those nifty pop and peel tags

[xXUMU18Xx]

Press 5 and he says um um um um

[xXUMU18Xx]

When u press 4 it sounds like N-E-EE-E-E-E-E-EERD XD

[lil10005]

Yay Walla Walla Washington! XD

[wavesurfer111]

keep pressing 4

[snarfbot]

after you press 1 for a while and laugh, mash 2 for a bit, its hilarious

[VampireFreakKe]

@snarfbot I heard bum

[TheMoshPanda]

Press 5 for cum.

[TheMoshPanda]

Whale cum to Zombieland.

[tipjar3]

keep pressing 4 for ner ner ner

[stillatrucken]

"Open wide and lets find out"

[HaloReachOnTheBeach7]

when is zombie-land 2 coming out

[amberbrown1192]

twinky sounds good right now lol XD i go by some see u all

[RapBoy200]

keep pressing 1 and then keep pressing 2 to make the old guy chew gum :D or maybe laugh

[79joor]

whats a reamer

[DeadpoolisCanadian]

"Open wide, let's find out." :D

[jcshred91]

@DeadpoolisCanadian thats what i said.

[Freddy1210]

The best thing to pack is the Moro hammer

[gage925]

press 3 then 4 fast enough he says smerf lol

[SupaKoopa1]

In the Urban Dictionary Rule 33 is: When in Doubt, It's a Man

[RadiakUchiha]

Say a joke then keep pressing 5

[Bischibuuu]

press 1

[MsFantasyArt]

omg 5 gets annoying

[byakuyalover1]

Lets find out..

[9003186]

PRESS 4 OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[AideedTV]

@9003186 WHAT SO FUNNY?

[9003186]

@AideedTV Pause then play the vid then keep pressing 4 over and over again hahahaha

[LunaLacey24]

...a little thermometer, it's celsius...

[ILiveForMusic11]

Isn't the voice at the end that says Zombieland Optimus Prime?

[MrHendrix17]

When I read the title I expected him to say it helps to have the Swiss Army with you, but no. Just a knife.

[MrAleeg]

keep pressing 2



[1000zing]

keep preessin 8 for MASTURBASHUN

[xXRafytafyXx]

pause 0:30 EPIC FACE!

[olimaster577]

9 people are zombies

[SiLeNtMaId12]

Why be neutral.......... when u can pick sides:D

[Na8stradamus]

Since this being Sony Pictures you would think they would get the lighting and keying a lot better. Step yo green screen game up.

[romeedee]

9 people have remained neutral.

[allaroundhunter011]

why be neatural..... when u can pick sides:)

[naruhina45321]

notice that he tried to get the orange out of his teeth and there are no rules higher than 33

[av3nger3]

@naruhina45321

Rule 34?

[av3nger3]

@naruhina45321

I was talking about the "porn out of ___" Rule 34

[ecstacymuch]

daaang jesse eisenberg is smexy.

[fohawk871]

Woody Harrelson dds.

[MrPSPDaniel]

keep pressing 2 haahah

[supergerry95]

@MrPSPDaniel what about pressing 5?

[SuperMuchachomalo]

lol if u keep pressing 1 and u look very closely the left guy sticks his finger in his but :D

[Bladeclone]

Press 5 :P

[GoldJolt]

keep pressing 1: walawdawalawadawalawadawalawad­awalawadawalawada

[horserider336]

Keep pressing 4 ;)



[cl0piXol]

the swiss army doesn't use this knife in the army you stupid americains!

[StrickenWithFear]

@cl0piXol Here is a tip, if your going to be rude, at least learn to spell the name of the people your being rude to properly. It's Americans not americains!

[projectblankpoint]

@StrickenWithFear And it's not Americans either, it's americans. :b

[StrickenWithFear]

@projectblankpoint I only capitalized it to make a point

[Trentster66]

@cl0piXol stop being a fucking dick before we take all out guns and fuck your country up

[kenken8765]

why we neautral? when you can pick sides. *Pulls out a Bowie knife*

[acdcsrs]

can it get out an orange stuck in my tooth. lets find out

[rainingwafflez]

keep pressing 1

[DeathByC0tt0nCandy]

But could it get out the peice of orange that i have stuck on my tooth?

Lets find out

okay.

?????????

[ThePCGeneration]

tallahassee is columbuses bitch :D dont believe me? keep hittin 2

[kairid1]

@ThePCGeneration lol

[gr4ystripe18]

press 7 for dramatic tallahassee

[SkateBlooper]

keep pressing 1

[courtlindnbrenden]

just bring a BFG= Big friggen hammer

[Cadena450]

@courtlindnbrenden ......... Hammer time? 0_0



[joeondope123]

keep pressin 4

[wolvesveil]

love how Columbus says okay to that, usually he hates being round Tally's weapons

[Steven43533]

I would bring FPSrussia

[IronRoses24]

@Steven43533 I WAS GONNA BRING HIM lol :D

[mozdonny]

Over promoted shit.



[ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt]

PRANK CALL ABOUT SPERM! :D ---> /watch?v=aiPPFdUzemE

[xDUMPxPUMPx9]

Keep pressing 2!

[oldcrazysmitty]

keep pressing 1 !



[DrCameltoe]

Thumbs up if you'd rather live in Zombieland :P

[wisteriloveable]

"damn, i have apeicer of orange stuck in my teeth."

-takes out big knife- "let me help you with that.

"ok!!"

[B525shot]

I would definitely pack one of these in my survival kit, because it can save your ass in many situations and everyone who thinks these multifunctional red hands of god aren't cool enough is a fucking bieber fan who weares his hair in front of the eyes!

[koolkieran49]

Oh well let's find out......ZOMBIELAND!!

[lozoft9]

REAMER LOL

[exb0xh8er4lyfe]

@DeathByC0tt0nCandy faggot



[DeathByC0tt0nCandy]

Tallahasee is sexy ;)

[Fagarony]

You know whats funny? Switzerland is always neutral, but gets money from both sides!

I'm swiss so i should know^^

[sinaain]

@Fagarony Yeah, you are right, I am Swiss, so I know that too:-) But can you do business with Zombies? Maybe the Zurich bankers can, they kind of already are Zombies, aren't they?

[gnomex11]

@sinaain wtf is up with Zurich bank...seems to be famous and im too dumb to know why haha, i saw it mentioned in one movie and also in Smallville series...what is up with it?!?

[sinaain]

@gnomex11 Swiss Banks are very famous, a lot of worldwide money goes through Switzerland. Part of the appeal is the "banking secrecy" (look that up), another part of the appeal the tradition, stability ect. Often if Swiss Bankers are mentioned in popular culture it is implied that something shady is going on. Or just, that the people involved are very rich, jetsetters. Zurich is one of the most important banking centers of Switzerland. And I think the bankers there are especially Zombie-like:-)

[BeiMutian]

we dont really use that knife in the army...we got a much better one...

[Mr128k]

I LIVE IN WALLA WALLA YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

[skankuser]

@fazugue Congrats. You just ruined the joke you dumb faggot.

[Y2Ando]

@shadow1751 you poor guy^^

[iurhviusdfavhi]

No guys the best melee weapon to have on you during the zombie apocolypse is a crowbar, easy to carry, many many uses as a tool, can be used as a blunt weapon, AND a stabbing weapon.

[megantronchan]

Jesse just opens his mouth so trustingly X3

[gottalovemelol]

i would not let him come near my face with that big knife

[zurigoboy1]

Switzerland is the Irak of Europe withe the Swiss Knife ;-)

[stasf6]

Watch 0:11 really slowly as he swings the bat.. So far from the zombie lol.

[MrWatermellon2]

has anyone noticed that when whichata and little rock were tricking that man in the gas station the name of the station is gas n gulf also where pationt 0 tuck a bite of the infected burger

[astrex232vids]

8 people are zombies

[HotxRodx97]

that is a big knife

[captiancapitalism]

yes it can remove orange from ur tooth,and the tooth.but y not pack a baseball bat?

[wildvenisson]

A reamer can be used to clean out a smoking pipe for any of you gents who fancy a spot of zombie killing.

My weapon of choice: A fire extinguisher. Why?: Shoot it in their face so they cant see you, then just bash their skull in with the canister.

p.s A shovel is literally a no brainer. A hit to the skull to knock them down and then use a sharpened shovel edge to cleave the skull in (As seen in Day of the Dead 1985)

[MrTopperHarley]

@wildvenisson good choice, but a shotgun is definately the way to go, that or a chainsaw

[wildvenisson]

@MrTopperHarley Too noisy for my tastes unless you have a whole company of survivors ready to take out a town or do a quick mission. Sure always carry a gun just incase you get cornered and have no choice but other than that I'd want to keep noise to a minimum. A crossbow for close range or a silenced sniper rifle if you wanted to take out a few in advance before setting out to get supplies from an outpost. No noise means any sound traps you put down could be heard too.

[captiancapitalism]

@wildvenisson a chainsaw is a BAD choce,4 many obvious reasons.for one,its heavy as hell making it hard to transport,use and flee with,next its really gas hungry,u have 2 carry extra gas that could be used 4 ur car and that makes reloading in the heat of battle such a pleasure*sarcasm* but worst of all,its loud,rlly loud,it will attract every zombie in earshot.also if u slip or miss,it might cut thru u as ezly as the zombies.thnk about it logicly,not trying-2-b-badass-ly

[MrTopperHarley]

@captiancapitalism ahh, but they make chainsaws that are meant for pruning trees and there quite good for keeping your distance, and when you run outta gas, all you have to do is use it as a staff, i should have been more clear though and i do see your point that if this would happen, your average 3' long husky wouldnt be the most practical thing to have. though a chainsaw is better for a mob then your average -10 baseball bat imo so really your a redneck leonardo tmnt

[captiancapitalism]

@MrTopperHarley chainsaw will attract moar zombies 2 u,and just bashing them w/ it isnt very effefticive.fuel is heavy and unweildy and if u slip it will de-arm u.and it will take time 2 cut thru each zombie and if ur cutting one,3 more could b bhind u.and its roaring will giv u a false confidence boost and put u in a false sence of security.

[hl2izawsum]

i got a good rule. rule number 78:ALWAYS watch your back.

[alphabladelm2011]

@hl2izawsum of course, but a refresher never hurts. how bout this? rule #69: Follow the dress code desc: wear good clothes for running. you can't afford to get stuck or trip up

[VKFan42]

Columbus: Could it get out the piece of orange stuck in my teeth?

Tallahassee: Lets find out.

Columbus: Okay. *Opens Mouth*

I thought you were the smart one Columbus.

[VampireDog12]

umm...... do you really think letting someone put a knife in your mouth is safe columbus?

[drummercreep22]

rule no. 2 double tap

[LoveAddictREmix]

Rule 43: No Exceptions

[VEN0M182]

If anyone can survive a Zombie Apocalypse it can be the Swiss. A Gun in every home hell yeah!

[lluvianihilista]

I thought rule #33 was Enjoy the little things...

[CipherWolf95]

@lluvianihilista Your off by a number. It's actually Rule #32

[DisturbedMooCow]

@CipherWolf95 naw rule 32 was enjoy the little things remember?

[yort002]

true mate very true i love dawn of the dead especially the celeberity lookalike bit

[xcode394]

rule 45: always carry guns and ALLLLOOOOOT of bullets.

[yort002]

@xcode394 swords and knives they dont need to be reloaded

[xcode394]

@yort002 well see i like to take out my zombie target without having to be within 2 feet from them and exposing myself to them too much...ever seen dawn of the dead? they were sniping zombies for fun. now thats how you kill zombies and have fun while doing it at the same time.

[TheVoraciousSnapmare]

@yort002 Fucking right!

[Bigcorbin123]

who can survive a zombie apocolyspe say i

[Tyrkia123]

Rule 99: ALl girls come over to my house .. :D

[missDBZroleplayer]

@Tyrkia123 Do i have to come over too O.O

[Tyrkia123]

@missDBZroleplayer Yup xD

[missDBZroleplayer]

@Tyrkia123 *goes over*

[moondra10]

@Tyrkia123 may i come over?im a boy...BUT I WANT TO COME...in both ways...

[Tyrkia123]

@moondra10 Nope only girls :D

[moondra10]

@Tyrkia123 >:( what if i bring a swiss army knife?and swiss cheese? :P

[Tyrkia123]

@moondra10 `............. Ok :P

[moondra10]

@Tyrkia123 yay :3

[MegaELiiTE]

7 people packed the swiss army knife

[Mrsuperamazing1]

Rule 35, dont be Leroy Jankins

[ezraluvu2]

never go anywhere without mine!!



[xiaoxiao8000]

press 5 for pedo smile xd

and UHM...!!!!

[Jake41ify]

Press 1 and keep hitting it:)

[number1fanofbleach1]

omg hes bleeding out



[ColinDJPat]

Keep pressing 2.

then try that with 4

and 5

and then 8

and 1

[retepvosnul]

hey sony !. you suck !

[gameplayer951]

Keep pressing 1. :P

[XDraydenReapZX]

size is always effected lol

[Gregluvs2party]

Why be neutral...... When you can pick sides

[thebluebot]

@Gregluvs2party bill murray was neutral, and look what happened to him

[15peewee12]

@thebluebot he survived but then got shot....by mistake

[B525shot]

@Gregluvs2party we were not asked to be neutral...

[darkrider411]

"well can it get out the piece of orange i have stuck in my tooth?"

"eh lets see"

XD lol

[Eredarselite]

if he wants to kill zombies in evry baseball field in america .... bring a baseball bat (HOME RUN)

[dkofthesky]

hey is that guy from juno?

[adriandemontiney]

no. in juno, that was michael cera

[Ryztor]

@dkofthesky yeah those two can be easily confused....not him though

[Kiiirk92]

@dkofthesky also same guy that did social network..

[KingSizeSammy83]

well the swiss army does not use that knife xD

we use the Soldatenmesser 08, google it to see what it looks like^^

but, i'd rather fight with tallahasse's knife tho

[armyvsmarines1]

Rule #34 if it exist there's porn of it