How to Clean and Detail a Car : How to Wash a Car

[GIOOTO]

we dont fucking care about your mexican name

[edge2lyfe]

Listen to how many times the end of the hose hits the paint, LoL.

[MrGoldenwaffler]

I enjoy watching videos where people have a positive attitude and enjoy enjoy life. Great job Jose,

[vince19845]

this guy is a fuckin dwayner

[ourobourous2000]

Wow you can see that green colour of the car.....well DUH!! unless you have a white cane and dog?!!

[PLATINUMMAXIMUM09]

i want to personally see this car LOL.. its probly dirty as shit and scratched the fuk up

[DropDownLowrider]

Its like a really shitty infomercial

[theRDRman]

2 bucket method doesnt exist you know

[calumnicolson]

How not to wash a car?

[lizard944]

Step 1. Don't wash your car in the sunlight. Step 2. Don't ding your paint with the tip of the brass threads on the hose 0:27 Step 3. Use more than "a few drops" of car wash in your bucket, more like one ounce. Step 4. Dry with some large microfiber towels, not a handkerchief like this assclown is doing. Step 5. Go to autopia dot com to learn about products and car care. Class dismissed.

[KoralieMegan]

First thing: dont start by the top!

[theRDRman]

@KoralieMegan well when you wash you wash top to bottom

[KoralieMegan]

@theRDRman its easier to start by the wheels and rince, then the front bumper and rince, side and rince and after hood, windows and top and rince all. This way, the top didnt dry during you wash the bottom.

[theRDRman]

@KoralieMegan yeah i think that doing the wheels first dirtys up your mitt and stuff and i have always done roof-hood-back

[BullToTheShit]

Expert Village Idiots dot com

[NiftyTan]

fucking denting the car with that hose

[69chevymaro]

i accually like watching his videos

[KoralieMegan]

@69chevymaro i cant stop

[theRDRman]

@69chevymaro so do i but he sucks asshole

[paintballin4life1992]

show us how to use a rotary buffer

[GTRantunez]

expert village are probably the gayest people on youtube

[hallyfella]

Wouldn't let this monkey anywhere near my car. What a complete numpty . Never use a sponge and for gads sake keep that hose away from the paintwork !!!

[Ash1955]

Use the two bucket method, it's basic detailing. The guy has no idea.

[eric2074]

so how are those scratches from hitting the car with the hose?

[lgallardo93]

1:17: aint dad a beauty?

[joshster89]

I think this guy ought to stick to picking corn.

[wojtast]

Shouldn't you read the back label of your car shampoo instead of pouring "a few drops".

It looks like there's almost no shampoo in it, but well...you were washing it with almost just a pure water from the hose anyway.

And way to waste all that water running all the time!

Anyway, Jose looks like a nice, honest, good in heart person. It's just that he's a little uneducated about car washing. Ignorance is bliss :)

[wojtast]

LMAO, der you goh

Why the hell would there be soda on top of my car?

"another tip that I wanna give you: As you're washing your car.......THUD THUD THUD" :D:D:D

[mbtech21]

Thanks, that was the most hilarious video I have seen in a long time. I am crying because it was so funny.

[quadman0013]

why the hell does he have pop on his roof? anyways, that grand prix really shined up nice pedro! especially after you beat the shit out of the window with the hose, nice touch bro.

[Tom107]

what?

[viper64xx]

next video: how to fix the dents and scratches from your car after you slam the hose against it trying to wash your car

[2148IVAN]

@viper64xx  outstanding comment lol

[capitoldetailingnc]

Is it just me or does it look like he is using an old T-shirt to dry the car?

[RovalisGTO]

Rofl, listen to how many times he hits the metal head of the hose to the body of the car.

[P8NTBALLER987]

i could have done it that way myself. come on! i started to notice that they have become like a normal village. no experts

[capitoldetailingnc]

Here is a little tip as your washing your car, beat the hose into it.

[EVILWS666]

Wow way to smash the hose into the car several times Jose

[leonidarizzo]

Don't worry he will use sandpaper to polish the car.

[volvoman244]

car washing for retards!

[halethewhale]

why the fuck would you have soda on the roof of your car

[balooZ]

fucking asshole wasting all that water

[verylococrazy]

omg hahaha

[retrogazele]

good job waisting all that water!!

[GordoncioGelatina]

he is like sponge bob

[davebreakz]

OMG!!! Expert Village should pay more attention to the videos they post! I mean this is good for a regular guy who wants to wash his car BUT NOT FOR A DETAILER!!! Cmon guys... wake up ;)

[alexsitomas]

what an idiot

[CFDChris237]

i like how he says "lets dry it up......completly". Completely? Noooo i was gonna leave 3/4 of it sill wet. i like the spots!!!! And use a micro-fiber towel.

[ijustkeepitreal]

haha i love sarcasm!

[iheartzan45]

Looks like they let the village idiot out and why the hell would there be soda ontop of your car he say do this on a weekly basis and well if you do it his way after a month youll need a new paint job cuz he keeps hitting the pait of the car with the dam hose

[nitr0racing21]

Dude your a dill hole

[halethewhale]

u use 2 buckets im 14 and i no to do that and also u dont have a nozel on your hose

[iheartzan45]

good job buddy bow you can fix the scratches you just put in the paint with your hose you DUMBASS

[importsXsuck]

LOL, was just about to point that out.

[PimpCoop]

I have never seen a guy so funny washing a car

[markab71]

he is beating the crap out of the car with that hose!!!

[PimpCoop]

that is so funny!!!!

[idalia35]

Que COMO Donde La meigra

[sluggfew]

Man, nice job! Now you can sell it on the Barrett Jackson Auction!!! i bid $75,000, what a classic!

[klumzypinoy]

bad methods, but at least he really loves his car.

[NOONEey]

Spot check!!

[bdf22]

I think he just made love to that car!