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  • 1:43 mhhhh who doesnt love a good eldar barbeque

  • Q- why are dreadnoughts so awesome?

    A- .....*smashes question person*

  • Lordaloa she means the trianids ( there are a hive of very smart bug

  • 1:15 Heavy: CRY SOME MOAR DICK!!!!

  • The dreadnought is kinda like the kool-aid man "I have come to destroy you, OH YEAH!"

  • Does she means the armys of chaos?

    Plz respond ;)

  • @lordaloa She means Tyranids :D even better!

  • @Pkerswooperz Watch this trailer and watch the end part

    /watch?v=KojB4Q4AoKM&feature=r­elated

  • 1:10 stay-in-the KITCHEN !!!!!!!!

  • 1:32 You can wear as much advanced tech and use as many fancy moves as you want. A Space Marine knows the easiest solution is usually the best.

  • I remember I hated Eldars when I was playing this game.

  • it wouldve been badass if he curb stomped her head

  • Best part was with the Cybot :D

  • That Eldar woman should have stayed in the kitchen.

  • This intro as good as it was in dawn of war 1, just awesome - i love it

  • Blood Angels FTW

  • @TheDumcast blood ravens you mean

  • @KillU99 ja... thats what i ment...

  • Space Marines are so AWESOME!!!

  • why does he yell at them if they are like 1 meter next to him...

  • @ozzo70 cause in battle its hard to speak in low voice

    and for more EPIC!!!

  • @Tjorvia Actually, he's half correct. Gears of War does have elements based on Warhammer 40k.

  • how much badass can we fit into one 3 minute video? Let's find out.

  • HD my ass.

  • FUUUUUUCK Eldar.

  • gears of war copied war hammer and the game space marines

  • @nabilnazri1 Blizzard stole the most shit

  • @nabilnazri1 you're an idiot..

  • @nabilnazri1 Gears of war didn't copy Space marines at all, GoW came first, asshat.

    Though i agree about the other parts.

  • @SpoonTheAmazing You're aware that 40k was released in the 80s, right?

  • @Javelin09 I...said it came first?

    The fuck was i doing last night?

    Was i fucking drunk?-.-

  • @SpoonTheAmazing S'alright, chief, happens to the best of us. XD

  • @SpoonTheAmazing Gears of War DID NOT come first...lol

  • @SpoonTheAmazing Youstupid kids.. Guys like you probably think the assassin order in 40k stole it's armor idea from the nano suits in crisis as well. Don't talk about things you don't know.

  • Wtf Communism and Buddhist doing here ? HERETIC!!! *take a flamer and burn everyone*

  • Does that armor protect them from ANYTHING?!

  • take coverrrrrrrr!

  • CAN'T PEOPLE TAKE THESE TOPICS ELSEWHERE?!? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING YOUTUBE!!!

  • @ShotgunzForever Exactly. This is Youtube, this is expected.

  • @Grafitark Thank you :D besides its not like me or the DarkOne57s are raging or trolling each other, we just have a different view or approach of how the Tau Empire is.

  • I know about buddhism, they have never caste people, castes was during the time of Brahmanism. I also know communism, they're killers and use every method to gain power. I would say stop speaking about communism you will offend some people who been victimized by communist hand, even right at this moment, let just say Tau live in Utopia.

  • why do most video games seem to feature some alien race that wants nothing more than to kill you?

  • Why are the soilders heads so small comapred with the rest of the body?

  • @legomanic342 I believe it is to reflect the stylization of the miniatures and to stay true to the original (table top) design... that and Power Armour is just plain chunky!

  • @Salaawa that makes sense ;)

  • Y U NO WEAR HELMET?

  • Eldar the best. Soulstorm awesome

  • the man who has nothing can still have faith- Tarkus on Jonah's fall

  • 2:05 I like how bloodied the Blood Raven symbol is in his chest armor.

  • I liked both Dawn of War and Dawn of War II (retribution mostly) and I always loved the Eldar Warlock's quote:

    "The time for mercy has long past!" I favour no faction, I love everything 40K related!

  • "I have come to destroy you..." one of the best quotes ever............

  • what was the farseer trying to do there? some kind of ritual? and was the giant cloud-like thing the tyranids or something?

  • @666CoFfan666 by my guess she was going to try and stop the tyranids from comeing out of the warp idk tho :P

  • @DarkOne57s Tyranids don't travel through the Warp...

  • @KatakiDoragon i thought they did because in one of the ultramarine's books they talk about the skin of the ships scared from the very long travel in the warp but o well i doubt you know what they actually do

  • @DarkOne57s Going by the Tyranid Codex they don't. Tyranids achieve high speed travel through Space by doing some weird gravity shit to speed up their travel. There may have been a couple of references in 2nd or 3rd Ed of them using the Warp to travel, but that stuff's been retconned, it seems. Now they don't use the Warp at all.

  • @KatakiDoragon yes its similar in concept to mass effect where its a tunnel of compressed space :D

  • I think it would be cool if you can fight in first person as a member of a squad.

    /Damn...I so much want to wear a space marine suit...but I can't.../

  • this planet is ours BITCH :DD

  • 1:40 who wants a fried banshee? :D

  • they made 40k so very good game but i REALLY wish to see warhammer fantasy game taht is just as good as dawn of war. they could easily do it becouse story, races, gameplay is already there only thing missing is efford

  • YOU KILLED A GIRL?!

  • @HeliPotter2000 fuck yeah!

  • Shock wave all the races took millions of years to dick

  • Shock wave have you ever played fire warrior in the end of the game you kill a chaos demon( or whatever it was) wich proves that the tau can still win against the enemies...for fuck sake just admit it the elder are not the only ones that can defeat chaos...spacemarines can kill them....imperial could even kill them.

  • @TheJamesbond162 well u got to think tau in that were lets say over played and made so they would have to win or the woudnt have made the game called fire warrior that game isnt even fluff its more like a story that never happened imo

  • STRIKE FROM THE SKY BROTHERS!!

  • space marine

  • Dam Xenos you scary!!!!!!

  • i hate the starcraft for copying ALMOST THE ENTIRE WARHAMMER40K well SpaceMarines kick their asses...wish my crappy pc could play DOW2 Series i can only play DOWSeries.

    My Favorite Quotes

    "It is better to die for the emperor than to live for yourself..." -Dreadnought

    "Cleanse,Purge,KILL!!!" "Space Marines ATTACK!!!-SpaceMarines

    "Death From Above"-Assault Space Marine

    "Fear Denies Faith" -Force Commander

    

  • @Rave2397 I love this quote, "Walk softly and carry a big gun."

  • @Rave2397 best quote i think is

    " this is the judgement of the righteous scum" grey knights

  • @Rave2397 HOPE IS THE FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO DISAPPOINTMENT

  • @Rave2397 "Thought they broke our backs? Ha!" - Imperial guardsman after recovering from morale break for the 4th time.

  • @Rave2397 You do know that Starcraft was an idea originally commissioned by GamesWorkshop for a Warhammer 40k RTS, but then they chickened out lose to release, so Blizzard changed a few things to prevent copyright infringement? GW kind of shot themselves in the foot with that one. You should really learn about what you bash, might save you looking like a dunce some time.

    "How do you want your Zerg, original, or extra crispy?" - Firebat

  • @Rave2397 you do know that originally Games Workshop hired Blizzard to make a warhammer 40k RTS but then GW bailed at the last minute. Blizzard had a completed game and damned if they weren't gonna sell it. They just changed a few things. Its not really a rip off...

    Also, lame, all your favorite quotes are space marines. I mean SM are cool and all but really branch out a bit. Everyone knows the IG are the ones with the balls.

  • 1:42 and thats how you cook roast banshee. Perfect meal for four. Add spices if nessessery

  • guys, return back to strategy genre!

    Dawn of War II disappointed me. play once and forgot.

    I play old good soulstorm in LAN 2 years and it awesome !

  • @Weprvolk agree, would ve awesome DoW 1 with DoW 2 graphics, AND THE TYRANIDS!!

  • @DARVGH1 ...and many many others i hope ! ultramarines, witch hunters...I dont know...protoss, trolls, draenei )))

  • @Weprvolk I want the adeptus mechanicus, an techpriest warrior commander would be awesome, Draenei? do you mean, magic Tau? XD

  • @Weprvolk but dow 2 is beast.

  • @Weprvolk wtf are u talking about? Dow 2 is more strategic than Dow 1 , a strategy game is not about making huge armys .. its about using your units in a more smarter way rathen than winning because of the numbers , Dow 1 was awesome but the design of this game is a evolution in the Rts genre unlike Blizzard SC2 who still thinks that numbers > intelligence

  • @Ryan3d if in Soulstorm you win only because of numbers, try to play by someone other than orcs ))

    if seriously, I mean interest of base building,unit producing, upgrading and researching along with military action...maybe DoW 3 will include all the benefits of previous games ? I'll hope )

  • @Ryan3d No, That isn't Blizzards idea, if it was Infantry wouldn't do shit against tanks. The DoW series is a generic RTS that features nothing unique from many others, other than the units that it hosts. Rather than Starcraft, Total Annihilation, and the SupCom series, each featured new ideas that revolutionized the genre. The latter 2 less so than the former, but the former is also the economy in Korea. Tell me, is DoW that large? No? Thought so.

  • @Weprvolk Potential troll?

  • @TheArrancar44 thats right man, wi-fi zone has covered my forest ))

  • Witch " This Planet is theres" Space marine "Where?"

  • Want a free Gears of War 3? Check out: goo.gl\9XLZW

  • mmmmm crispy banshee

  • Without a doubt, this trailer is the reason I love Warp Spiders.

  • @Joaquin602001 But they all died.

  • Who voiced that Space Marine without a helmet? He sounds very familiar,

  • i need some help should i buy assassin´s creed revelations or warhammer 40.000 space marine?

  • @ahtaj I think you'll be happier with Assassins, I'm playing space marine right now and it may feel cool to be an Ultramarine... its just super linear

  • @ahtaj - Neither. Buy Dawn of War II.

  • Space <Marines are the definition of Bad Ass!

  • Wait a second. Wouldn't the Eversor assassin be a kool-aid guy, too? :D

  • Eldar players Are such noobs....

  • Dreadnought: I have come to destroy you

    Eldar: Shit!

  • @samu350 Tau Stealthsuit(XV25):*whistles* hmm, I didn't see anything.

  • @Thearbiter84 1:45 Tau pathfinder:What I am seeing is abosloutely unreal. I mean, there's no such thing as magic/pyshic powers!

  • Use the force!

  • fuck the eldar they fucking gay faggotszzz

  • To Awsome ^_^

  • ,,coooooooooooooooooolllllll

  • if i was that commander space marine i would say ''THIS PLANET IS OURS BITCH''!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck the eldar. For the emperor!

  • the eldar sniper sucked, he should have aimed for the head, not the shoulder...

  • @Mordrenze no he didnt suck he was trying to save the warrior so he acted hastly and didnt have enough time to properly line up his shot

  • HD? yeah and my dick can destroy a dread...

  • were those the blood angels killing eldar or sister of battle? and when that chick at the end pointed at the sky, was she referring to the tyranids?

  • @CHEESYHEAD684 Eldar and yes.

  • @zmaj54 thank you.

  • @CHEESYHEAD684 Yes she was referring to them

  • This is the kind of quality the 'ultramarines' movie should have been

  • 143 people are Eldar

  • @starscreamm1992 Damn proud to be one.

  • @carminebro345 This is SPARTA!!!

  • YEAH THESE GUYS NO HOW TO PUL OFF EPIC BATTLE CRYS

  • Play this video with Dawn of war Space marines theme, its epic! :)))

  • OH FK, THIS IS BETS GAME EVER! FUCK! OMG, COOL, P.S. IS THERE ANY WAY TO PLAY WARHAMMER 40000 ANY VERSIONS ONLINE?

  • "I´ve come to destroy you" Epic.

  • everyone that sends me messages i did it wh i got 10 LIKES! just look at my vids the clip is about 10 sec!

  • dawn of war 2 was the biggest fucking let down of my life i still cant believe how much they completely fucked the game

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  • No one who died in the Emperor's service had died in vain :P i love that part Strike from the sky brothers and i have come to destroy you foolish eldar suck on space marine cock you are no match for the Emperor's finest ...witch

  • i jus came in my pants....

  • yay go nids

  • Has Dawn of War 2 has the BEST campaign of all the dawn of war's!

    Others are epic but this is a bit more

  • @BurntToast242 OH YEAH, NOW BURN BITCH

  • lol once she hit the ground i'd stomp on that damn dars head!

  • "I have come to destroy you..."

    Badass

  • OMFG BEST QUOTE EVER 1:41

  • what are "they"? tyranids? dark eldar? chaos? fluffy munchkins of death?

  • when the dreadnaught came and said 'I have to come to destroy you' i was like oh snap! 0.o

  • if i had to choose between a car and that mech...i'd go with the mech

  • @59Hellfire Thats not a mech, that is a Dreadnuaght. A dreadnaught is a fallen Adeptus Astartes who's body was recovered (These are the best of the best) They are preserved in the walking sarcophogus you see. Its a prison, you cannot die unless killed.

  • @reven676 O_O...i did not know that. sorry, i just rescently got into the warhammer universe. thanks for the headsup on it

  • this video is a lie, eldars always win

  • @shockwave174 Eldar get stomped constantly in the books. Space marines and chaos space marines absolutely wipe the floor with them, it's a fucking joke. A squad of six chaos space marines with outdated equipment killed dozens of eldar before losing a single mate, and that was after their sorcerer dulled their senses and reflexes with dark magic to set them up for a betrayal.

  • @IAmPhotoBucket I play the miniatures with the warhammer rules, the space marines and chaos have better armor and that's about it. Eldar compensate in number with guardians or evasiveness like warp spiders. Really? did you expect any other race rather than humans to win something in a story written by humans? Books are not the game, and the game is what keep warhammer alive.

  • @shockwave174 Of course the GAME is going to be balanced, since it's a game. That doesn't mean anything when canonically the eldar get destroyed.

  • @IAmPhotoBucket What I just wrote? I play the Warhammer Miniatures, you know the codex one? And I'm telling you it's not like you are saying it is.

  • @shockwave174 Of course it's not you dullard, because it's a fucking game. No one would like the games or tabletop if it took 300 gaurdsmen or 200 eldar to kill 10 space marines. That's called balance. What *I'M* saying, and that you're failing to grasp, is that CANON-WISE, which the books are, space marines hand the eldar their asses consistently, and the only time they kill them are either with vehicles, heavy weapons, or lucky shots to the joints between armor, which they can still survive.

  • @IAmPhotoBucket I give up, its useless to argue with Space Marine Fans and their giant shoulders.

  • @shockwave174 Why, because you can't come up with a counter argument? You can't argue against things that are canon. Even eldar space craft are shit; they don't even have void shields.

  • @IAmPhotoBucket rely on holo fields then...Among the warhammer races the only one not trying to conquer all this shit and that is actually trying to solve the chaos problem is the Eldar. Don't forget the most advanced technology, the warp manipulation and the psychic abilities. You can compare them in groups but individually an Eldar is much more evolved than any other. Humans are doomed as soon as their emperor is dead, chaos are puppets to their masters, Tau rely on pheromones...

  • @shockwave174 So what? but Tau Empire may rely on pheromones a little, but there empire is growing and so are their troops. They clearly out play the eldar race in the games, and they aint bad they wish for the greater good their the only race that seems to have some what of a justice system, for the other races if they choose to surrender. They also already have corps of humans and others. They dont rely on "pheromones" they are also very smart...

  • @CellthePhone don't rely on pheromones, please if one of those so called "ethereals" ask them to suicide they do it, sounds like brainwash and not a free society of "justice". They are one of those protestant's churches with their shepards sucking money out of you.

  • @shockwave174 um your wrong. The Tau do what they think is right. the Ethereals dont make stupid commands either. Eldar are 1 weak. 2 do anything THERE warlocks do to. and 3 have useful technology but fail to put it into good action. The Tau are fine they do everything for a decent purpose. The caste system isnt bad either.

  • @CellthePhone ok tau fan just stop with the fail analisys, im doing a fair judgement now, of course I started preferring the Eldar but I that was just for fun, you guys take it too serious... Here's an information for you: I'm not an Eldar fan, I'm Farsight Enclave fan. By the way, why did Farsight left his empire anyway? Does that communist indian caste irrational system was doing so good for him that he left? Read the codex and you will see that they are pheromone's bitches.

  • @shockwave174 first of im not a tau fan. I enjoy them but i enjoy chaos more. Im not taking it serious. I just wish you didnt make such stupid comments and would stop putting little effort into forming "such non  serious facts", and i already have ^^.

  • @CellthePhone Another observation, nobody can denie that the Eldar have the most advanced technology and way more experienced in the universe, the only ones who can create gods and have the ultimate solution for the chaos problem. The only one not trying to conquer everything in a irrational berserk empire expansion like the humans or the Tau, or trying to destroy everything like the Chaos or tyranids or Orks. You know it, you cant deny it. The only race with the solution: Eldar. Suck it.

  • @shockwave174 You must read more. First off the Tau aint trying to own everyone. They are open minded and wish for the best of all races. Thus that is why alot of humans are joining them, and also they have a very good ecom. Now as for the eldar am i saying they are bad? no but they aint he only ones who can deal with chaos. Infact they are losing if not. Nercons are also the most acient race and far outbeat the eldar on technology. Just cause they lost a war doesnt mean.

  • @shockwave174 They are weak nor stupid. No one really knows about them. Now back to the Tau. the Tau maybe not as high as the eldar, but they are coming very close. What took the eldar tons of years to come up with technology. The tau were doing 10x's faster and are also very adaptive. So why dont you just go back and learn some more history. Suck that

  • @CellthePhone tau rules just upgrade the stealthsuit to max and go slay a army of chaos

  • @ahtaj Yeah agreed XD. I just think they are really good and effective at what they do XD

  • @CellthePhone Yes I will like to see some psychers tau with control over the people souls and the webway... please... everybody knows they are pheromone bitches we have farsight to prove that, so what you are a tau crazy fan, no one is better at this shit only one race is trying to solve the real problem instead of conquering. And what makes you think that the eldars took tons of years to discover technology, they were at their best when taus where piles of useless carbon. suck that.

  • @shockwave174 No wrong. Eldar were created to fight the Nercons. Eldar are weak and usually cant even handle a fight. Thus they always and will always usually lose to the Imperialium of man. Nercons will far outbeat anyone. Once again im not a Tau fan boy. So stop using it you eldar fan prick. I love Chaos but i respect Tau. Because unlike other races, like the eldar. They try to do peace before war. They only fight Humanity because well? take a look at all races.

  • @CellthePhone jesus I give up you just won't admit that Tau race is pheromone brainwashed communist (remember Farsight). There will never exist psycher Tau so forget about webway manipulation, no one else has that technology, Eldar descended from High Elves (modified by old ones) and are the only race with true freedom of choice and capable of figting chaos.The have GODS,you can't fight GODS with battlesuits.When all eldar die a new god will be created and destroy slaanesh. Eldar=solution.

  • @shockwave174 I give up to. Because u will never admit that the Eldar basically fell by themselves ( and are not perfect ). YEs i remember farsight, but the tau are not brainwashed they aint stupid. Thats just what you think. I wish you would for once look up the eldar history. I know they came from High elves. But they eldar are not the same, and tau are peaceful you just refuse to see it. Now how many times will i have to repeat history HISTORY to you while u dont at all...

  • @CellthePhone well prove that they are not brainwashed with all that protestant religious talk of greater good... Yes they look to peace at first and that's good but something gotta be wrong with them nobody in warhammer is perfect, I believe that's why the pheromone history, to make them a lesser light in this dark universe. The whole chaos problem is Eldar's fault, not saying they are perfect but the only guys with that god solution.

  • @shockwave174 They are no brainwashed, for all of them believe within the samething. Reason how they united was due to trying to be superior. Then a "messager" had shown up and basically told them why you guys fighting when you could be so much better than that. Tau Empire is peace not by just looks. Half the races i stated includin humans again.... Have been brought into the Empire without a fight. Plus Tau also allows them to keep following whatever religion. They don't agree with for example

  • @shockwave174 the human's god emperor, but they still allow them to pratice whatever they want. However, the tau dont like that but they dont really enforce any laws that forbid them for doing it either. god solution or do u mean good solution? With god Solution, there gods were the ones who basically brought chaos into the world as well. Both the eldar and their gods were responsible for the summoning of the chaos forces.

  • @CellthePhone yes eldar's fault, but the emperor is dying only another god could fight the chaos gods, that would be the god that is being formed in the eldar's infinity circuit with their souls. well maybe exterminate the eldar would be the solution then. this gotta be the longest discussion ever in a youtube video.

  • @shockwave174 Maybe, ive had longer. Yes i know, but the point is stating that. The Tau yes MAYBE brainwashed SOME of their people. However, i dont think all are. I think they dont care if they are being used or not. They just want their greater good, and hell who doesnt? a Empire made from peice that takes pride of individual races for their specialist and such? Tau dont force races to bend to their will they allow them to do whatever it take to win a victory. is that not agreed?

  • @shockwave174 just so you know the star child we make the emporer reborn or by geting together the sensia whitch are like mini emporers and guided humanity thru all its struggles up till the dark age of technology ALSO the imperium is only doing what its doing becuase well the emporer coudnt trust any race or allow any taint to be alowed till his return thats why the imperium is so harsh also tau will die if the imperium even came close to bring its full attention to killing the tau its gg

  • @DarkOne57s yeah yeah whathever I'm done discussing in this video, go do your space marine fanboy things and leave me alone.

  • @shockwave174 you mad?

  • @DarkOne57s _I_

  • @DarkOne57s Yes he is he lost to my explaining why the Tau ( which i favor chaos the most ) are a good race at heart, regardless if ( according to shockwave ) they are brainwashed, I dont think they are, cause i have red on what they do and such, they only brainwash other races for starters, and they are very kind people. They have even allowed Imperials to worship their god emperor even though the Tau look down upon it.

  • @CellthePhone the tau are basically a mix between communist and the old caste system in India

  • @DarkOne57s Not true, the Tau werent based on that they were based on a super alien race that learns to adapt to any issue, country that could relate to this would be, You could say United States, Deutschland ( to a point ), and finns. They are not communist cause they are a more of a free market, which is way different than the that of the government of the USSR or any communist gov. India's old caste system, maybe im guessing more of a buddhist caste system, for each is very important.