How to kill a comedy club open mic night

[ettico0513]

you killed it, bro

[adrastea]

im a huge comedy fan. i hate most things. i love this. you fuckin nailed it. this act would kill on stage.

[66605777]

This shit is funny....Fuk u if u dont get it!

[lanseri]

i see what you're doing here, but it's still aways off ricky gervais. getting there tho =P

[nickyq52]

This is actually funny. fuck off if u dont get it

[austinrafter]

haha funny stuff man

[B0yardigi0rn0]

I thought that was hilarious! Reminded me of Andy Kaufman. Good job, Dang!

[jackette55]

killing is when you make them laugh.... this guy bombed. (on purpose obviously).

[pljbuff]

I bet I poot louder

[CosmicJellyfish]

I think where this fails is it's so obvious he's deliberately bombing, and milking that for all it's worth. The longer the video goes for, the more it loses the punchline and it just becomes painful.

[sjp5987]

i laughed a couple times!lol

[pps234]

Comedy is actually pretty easy, if your just naturally funny

[Uaxis]

@pps234 It's probably among the easiest art forms. :D

Seriously, even people that aren't funny can learn to be funny (it takes a certain mind set that can be developed). Basically, be honest. Look for the truth in anything. The hardest thing is presentation. If you can present goofiness and essentially have no shame, you can get everyone laughing almost every time.

[dantesthreshold]

ok i know this guy was making a statement by saying that doing stand-up comedy is hard... but seriously i just wasted 2mins 49secs of my life. thank you... nothing much to do now except shove a fork in my eye in hopes it will spare me the anguish of having to watch this piece of crap

[ChuckImania]

Haha if you feel uncomfortable watching this... you've never seen someone really bomb! It's way funnier!

[bizmarqueedotcom]

This is genius!!! I've been watching horrible local comedian videos all day and this one was the best. This guy is awesome. Those of you calling this a fail dont get the joke. Go to an open mic one night, you'll see this for real. I'm a fan!!

[Thrallcraft]

Everyone needs to lighten up, it's called dry humor. Chill out, jesus

[brizzurker1984]

EPIC FAIL!!!

[Fitchpatrick99]

That is 2:49 minutes I will never get back.

[ridin1550]

Can I have my time back now

[sheseverything20]

i feel uncomfortable watching this

[0corpsefan0]

@sheseverything20 HAHAHAHAHA

[itfben]

wtf

[Chris180Z]

That was fucking epic! hahahah, I love that kinda comedy (flight of the conchords anyone?).. haha

[ProRanting]

1:37  Bill Hicks's material.

[JDLupus]

Is the guy behind him on drugs or something...?

[TheShadowMaster]

I believe "tough crowd" is the correct terminology.

Read it and weep.

[guitarconasor]

How did those people sit there with a straight face? This guy kills.

[Projectrez]

What just happened? Was that real?

[fukthapolice420]

if you was in a wheelchair i'd roll your ass down a flight of stairs

[JayXavier]

You can tell it's not a real open mic because the audience isnt full of other dudes in their 20's with plaid shirts all waiting to go on and do their set.

[Chitenza]

@JayXavier

LOL.....so much truth..Lmao.

[mombassaa]

ehhmmmmm..

[ConanTheAntFarmer]

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[mpok1519]

I thought it was hilarious. We had a guy who did a shtick like this at Stanford and Sons, and he was absolutely one of the best

[tonedcos]

Mission accomplised. : )

[ryanmxn]

haha dude this is great, its funny how bad you suck bruuhhh!!!

[alaknas]

Just have to say, this was not funny no matter what type of irony one tries to apply to it

[SamLovesFriemds]

1:46 EMINEM RESPECT

[60tat]

first time i've seen this guy,he looks promising

[christhemountain]

This made me laugh. Good job.

[steeeveebee]

Why are comedians so SCARED to make jokes about VAGINAS . . ? notably so all the Jewish ones . .- is it something to doing with being Mummy's little boy ?

Its sooooo boring old hat all the pathetic references to male genitalia . . as a pathetic childish attempt to show how 'right on ' they are yet displaying absolute proof that the y arent . . . by being so fucking VAGINAPHOBIC . .

Probably because they are all homosexuals I suppose. .

[cornsockgabz]

@steeeveebee what's funny about vaginas?

[denislyons]

Brilliant



[chriscopelandTDK]

hahah I'll be honest, the guy in the see through jersey is freaking hilarious

[DrinkSkateSleep]

Three blind mice, Where the fuck are they going? lmaaoo

[SerasXHarkonnen]

It's scripted but still funny.

[sonsofmosiah]

Best Dane Cook impersonation ever! Only this was funnier than Dane Cook.

[etjones11]

Thank you Roomfullofidiots. Most of the comments on here say this guy is funny. Do NOT encourage this guy, it is not funny. What he thinks is funny by acting like an idiot is not funny. Of course he isn't serious, but just because he isn't serious does not make this clever or amusing. You people do not understand comedy and niether does this homo.

[crispypanda]

@etjones11 @etjones11 "You people do not understand comedy". You sound like Lt Hauk in Good Morning Vietnam

[MrSurfsAlot]

;lol do people really think this is real?

its NOT! >:o

and hilarious.

[MrSatanochio]

ok, this is funny :))))

[deepak5191]

scripted !!! all of it !

[blacksushi150]

The only thing he killed was that old lady in the back

[Raider2845]

This def took some thought and balls to get up there. The timing was there and the ending was solid. For that I give it a thumbs up.

[HoLOLcaust]

If this isn't for real, then it's funny.

[W6S0A4]

HAHAHAHA that was intelligent humor at it's best. Nice hob. Even the audience members did good not to laugh.

[killjoy82]

That was kinda funny

[op3nupsh0p]

HAHAHAHAHAHA while some people might not find the comedy in this, I think he has balls to stand up there looking stupid for the WHOLE performance! and that end bit was halarious! hope yall brought your paunchos! *cocks bat back at pumpkin* haha genious! I would have been the only person laughing histarically I guess.

[slipperypete619]

@op3nupsh0p ... Instead of smashing down on it, I thought he was going to hit it toward the audience. For his encore, he could bring a batting tee and place a tomato on it and hit a line drive at that Kathy Bates looking woman in the audience.

[Zwaine]

Dang!

[sushiyama1]

its fucking funny as hell cuz its not funny, lmfao.

[muleoftheeast]

3 blind mice, where the fuck are they goin?

[1844Freddy]

yuck

[bibbeny]

I know it was suposed to be funny cause it wasn't funny, but I did not laugh until the end. Kind of smart, all that set up for the last line. Which was not a funny line by itself but with the rest of the situation, funny. kind of.

[TrueGreatness73]

hes not funny but him trying to be funny when its not funny is kind of funny 

[homersimpsonucf]

i like the bill hicks joke you threw in there that NOBODY got. beautiful.

[zdawgisonlydawg]

oh ya ur killin it alright! killin me!

[zaidontplay]

lmao he's retarded gud shit

[Fiasco6Radio6Show6]

All the bits are from famous comedians. This is great co it shows the words alone can't work.

[slymee83]

singing eminem to psych himself up. that was funny.

[jonnydkh]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Awsome!

[PraXacyn]

LOOOOL.

he fucking sucks

[MrElasticman]

Very similar to a king of the hill episode where the son is a poor copy of a black comic.

[TrevorH05]

F-ing hilarious! Couldn't stop laughing, very clever. To purposefully bomb and make it funny, I can see that being difficult. Well done man.

[pureevilfnord]

@TrevorH05 First- It's staged, second, Neil Hamburger did it first and better!

[bertiethetoupee4]

He has balls the size of apples to do that.

[yellowcougar18]

Pretty funny parody of a comedian bombing. The thing is, it's intentional that he steals his comedy, he is intentionally trying to look pathetic, yet in a funny way. On the other hand, he is not Carlos Mencia, stealing routines and claiming they are his own work. Now that is horrendous. And not an act.

[hcelam]

i want to find an open mic so i can try im only a teenager but i have a few sets.

[LadyGagaCirque]

1:30 it's Bill Hicks' bit

[saltystuff]

Hahaha

[MrZiam]

awesome dude!

[reservoirhamster]

Fake

[brosrstupe]

@reservoirhamster

HEY WOAH HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT

[Aesire7]

i thought he was funny

[ShGr90]

Would be pretty good if he knew the jokes and not with all the notes :)

[lilflamer10]

lol horrible audience but funny jokes :)

[BadashaZeus]

lmao!

[silentx234]

IS this for real

[nakedashell]

haha!

[RakimAllah777]

That Crucifiz joke was Bill Hick's

[freakyrawen]

Haha, I like this

[jibberjabber098]

Some of the material was actually pretty funny, but the schtick is so tired.

[memattman777]

@Panasper Me too. I nearly peed my pants.

[nycolea13]

@Panasper

It was staged.

[gondors8]

FAILL

[roomfullofidiots]

irony at it's finest....a guy trying to be funny by acting like he's not funny when it's not funny...stupid..

[bbjm1]

couldnt have said it any better myself! :)

[BurritoNoob]

@roomfullofidiots your comment has blown my mind

[Rorix9]

@roomfullofidiots thats funny ;)

[comeonmandamn]

@roomfullofidiots Its as though you are in my head sir, spot on. ..but the redeeming part about it is the production value, very good....and his friends 1980's mesh see through football practice jersey.

[JustaSmallTownGirl21]

How to kill a comedy club......and how to kill you.....

[supa1dupa2rupa]

lol the bill hicks part with jesus

[p00j2620]

lmao, I loved this.

[TheEneraizer]

LOOOOOL )))))))))

[lolbob87]

oops!

[DisguiseDK]

don't know if i get it, but it's funny!! :D

[ChilliMark]

fake audience

[louielawson]

the 8mile part had me rolling

[fatchapyorkie]

lol all the "crowd" have slapped ass faces

[edisons15]

Dang..that sucked!

[brykind]

that was lame. 100% unfunny

[yaboysix]

that was hilarious ...trying to not be funny and all lol

[CosmicSeaman]

LOL

[86ddmorales1]

this is hilarious! he's obviously joking--i think! lol..

[moromomoM]

что за бред?

[ROAHHHH]

i loved it when you ripped off bill hicks! hahah :)

[DivineBanana]

alright, andy kaufman wouldn't be proud tho

[tiennhuttran]

haha very clever my friend. i very much like the documentary style shooting of this video intercut with behind the scene dialogue between u and ur friend in the mens room

[datyroth]

rofl! ;)

[anakid123]

This guy is very clever. Really. Perfect delivery and "mistakes".

[santis142]

sum of the jokes where actually decent, he just needs to have more confidence on stage

[MrBarneyBadman]

this is a joke video. i dont tihnk its for real

[WaPaDo]

@santis142 he's trying to bomb, think ricky gervais.

[Sviolinist]

@santis142 They're all stolen jokes.

[83scarface]

you didnt even write that! lmao

[seabasss666]

This shit is funny because its not funny. Bitches.

[paviuus]

That's kinda the point...

[DTrucksgod79]

funniest shit

[MistressRoulette]

I agree. This ... just isn't funny. We 'get' it, trust me. Hell, I've helped comics work on their stage presence and delivery. Maybe it's just this bit, but it's not working. Something's off. Either in the timing, the character is too cliched, or something. But it's just not funny.

[daobagua]

If you get it please explain what you get?

[Stickalas]

Haha the "Jesus crucifix" joke was ripped off from Bill Hicks lmao

[phdinhoribbleness]

hahaha

i liked this

[phatgstats]

I get what he's going for but it's still not funny.

[Smitamas101]

how could nobody in the audience get what was goin on there

its so obvious he's fuking as part of a stage persona

id've been cracking up and i am

[tara8686]

the guy next to you seems retarded.

is he?

[OopsAiee]

Gee

[ThirdEyeLight]

Haha awesome delivery on the Bill Hicks joke!

[llevitron]

haha yeah.. i just came scrolling thru to see if anyone said anything about it.

[MrBonju]

lmfaooo epic.

[FullyAutoMathmatics]

check my stand up comedy on my page yall i been at it a year and im still tryin not to shit myself on stage but i do pretty good

[killerklay420]

that was great, no one got it, and the guy in the fish net..... lol

[B0yardigi0rn0]

Ha ha ha that was actually pretty funny! Bombing at its finest, Andy Kaufman would have been proud, cheers!

[777VAI777]

The best thing to do at an open mic night is to tell the aristocrats joke.

[Maul1111]

they guy nect to him is lol

[Archiewhynot]

I don't really see what you were trying to achieve with this? People who know comedy would get the references and those who don't wont. Either way, it's not creative is it? I don't want to be unkind but it left me cold guys.

[alimansia]

be on the roll xd

[safant1978]

hahahahahahahah no respsct

[rodthepimp]

this is a great dane cook impression. well done!

[reyn1r]

Is that Jim Parson (the guy that plays "Sheldon Cooper" in "Big Bang Theory" at 2:36?

[oxygenownz]

hahahahaha

[MrElchulo93]

dude u SUK

[stewey956]

The eminem part was funny lol.

[jessicabrooke777]

funny

[TheRealDEATHERON]

that guy with the see through shirt was...awkward...or making things awkward one of the two : /

[suckamsears]

this is definitely amazing.

[rogerrodd]

The William Hung of stand up comedy.

[KFoice]

Thats sooo funny!! xD

[peterthegreat86]

Hahahaha hilarious. :D

[0110010001100011]

He is mediocre at being terrible...

[MrMurfthesurf]

no that was funny

[cassidy99ful]

laughed my ass off!

[anotherelvis]

awkward

[martind586]

He knows what he is doing!

Dont take him serious!

[tonydavies3k]

is cos hes so good at what hes doing evry1 believes it and misses the point

[timlachance25]

haha I can appreciate this!

[Fiasco6Radio6Show6]

1-29 Bill Hicks

This is hilarious!

[hhhxxxhhh]

haha ya bill

[KDaddyDins]

i just came

[tchelax]

Well I liked it LOL...

[jnorris9726]

to me it was ''how not to be original' but they shoul have exagerated more. want to laff check my how to vids. thanksx

[dgjhdfgfdghsd]

smart and ironic

two components of hilarious comedy

both are present here.

[Flipper79able]

That was good. ha ha

[sundaysorrow]

this poor guy has not got it going for him.

[Brianwhittaker23]

Swing and a Miss!!!Sry but wasnt at all funny.Maybe next time of course i wont watch the next one either but maybe next time