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  • i thought it was gunna have a penis wand!!!

  • they have it for only 5 dollars each or their website since its been out for a while! :-)

  • i got colin! love it!!

  • Two of these are on sale at Urban Decay for $5!!!

  • is there any way u know how to change the smell?

  • i love the idea & lip gloss but omg how i hate the smell!

  • wow julie Doug is a really pretty lipgloss

  • i've got david. ;D

  • This is hilarious!

  • Rachel Berry!! thats who you remind me of!! :D

  • omg im soo getting this one now i have ordered kirk i think i dunno lmao great vid btw luv it .;)

  • I have timothy and I love it! Beautiful color and hot guy!

  • wouldnt it be hilarious if you saw 1 of the guys in person?!?!?!

  • I'm in the bed with the hubby and he's sleep and I was trying not to laugh!! Lol first time I seen this item.. I likie!!

  • I love the idea of the lip glosses!!!!

  • Timothy is HOT!

  • Hey Julie, what is your skin tone in Mac? I wnna know if these would look the same on me. Thx!

  • I've wanted james for a while now! He's hott , haah

  • girl i love your nails!

  • i have doug nd he smelles like waffles nd syrup lik SERIOUSLY!! lol i dnt mind it its soo pretty its a sheer purply pink tons of shimmer..i think u should totally buy it

  • Lol I thought they smelled like popcorn. I don't LIKE the smell but it doesn't BOTHER me. I also didn't think it was too strong. But I think it kind of depends on the person. Like, reading comments, some people said it tasted like fruit loops, cheerios, burnt sugar...etc...

  • just bought this lipgloss in "eric." absolutely loove it! the smell isnt great but its not bad either...stays on great and you get plenty of color with a couple of coats. i will definately buy more. love your eyeshadow by the way...

  • you are not applying the lip glosses good you should apply more than 1 coat it would s how more because your lips are dark if you mute your lips they would be less sheer so don;t give the wrong message to people please

  • @sonya841 shut up it's her life . Get Over it!

  • You know what, shut up about sex toys and whatnot. It's a LIPGLOSS REVIEW! Julie is just talking about a LIPGLOSS, and it's not her fault that a lipgloss has naked men on the cap and a dildo as a name!

  • "it's not sparkly, like Doug" LOL<3

  • ya i hate the smell, it smells like honey nut chero's (in a bad way) and it tastes horrible! but their good anyways. I have James, gorgeous<3 haha

  • I tried a few of them on at sephora and love them but I couldn't deal with the smell so I passed but really good lip gloss

  • You didn't mention that on the back of the gloss, it has a strip of pheromones. I'm not sure how long this would last, but it supposedly is a chemical that helps with attraction. It says something like "rub me for your pheromone fix".

    also, I cannot STAND the smell. I've never had creme brule, but if it smells anything like this lip gloss, then I never want to try it. I have David and I would wear it so much more if that awful smell wasn't right under my nose. barf.

  • they smell EXACTLY like fruite loops.

  • i have David, the color is beautiful!

  • I have Kirk :)

  • oh no! david! you need to find him! haha

    great review :)

  • they taste horrible! they smell and taste like maple syrup. I paid about $20 for mine and it was not worth it. that did NOT smell like cream brule!

  • The only reason we make references to porn is because that is where chicks like this end up. Now, all of you silly chick commentators - go get ready for your rave parties by filling your lungs with weed and your veins with meth. Oh, and don't forget to have lots of unprotected sex with your tiny little drug-supplier.

  • I really want the nude ones from this line!!

  • Love ur eyes! U should do a tutorial on this look.

  • You guys. Urban Decay does not make sex toys, they make cosmetics. Of course they made it a risque name to match the risque caps. Thats how it works. Naming it "super glossy lipgloss" would have made you wonder why the heck it has naked men on the cap, no?

    Do you think that NARS orgasm is actually a strap-on? I sure hope not. Idiots.

  • @MegDragonfly13 Thank you for explaining it to these idiots!

  • Julie! thank you so so so much for doing a review on these!! your videos are the absolute best!

  • YOU LOST DAVID?!:O

  • wats up with her eye hsadow its really uneven she should fix that

  • i <3 these lipglosses [: xx

  • im sorry not juan, Julio

  • I got Juan and i love it! But the only thing is that it smells awful...

  • doug has a nice butt lol

  • can you do a nail tutortial for the nails in this video please?

  • she already did :)

  • These things are sooo fun! Hahaha.... Love it! I just subbed also. You're great! Pls support my channel! Goo day!

  • I have the timothy sample. The color looks so good but it does have that weird smell to it like she said. I can't even wear it cuz it bothers me. I won't be buying it.

  • i cant believe you dont like the way it smells! its smells sooo delish ^_^

  • stop with comments about sex toys. its a freakin lip gloss get over it.

  • @cupcakegirly23 i hope you know pocket rocket is a name of an actual dildo , genius

  • I'm bummed I didn't get to meet David :(

  • Your eyes are STUNNING in this video! How did you do that and what colors did you use?

  • ikr??i couldnt take my eyes off of hers!its so pretty and it just makes it better that my fav color is purple

  • aside from a "pocket rocket" being a dildo, urban decay calls it a pocket rocket because it glides into your pocket very easily so you can store it. still funny though.

  • OMG! I KNOW! She doesn't say anything about the name- "pocket rocket" but she talks about the guys undressing lol Hilarious!!!

  • I think it's hilarious that she doesn't realize that a pocket rocket is a mini dildo..That's why those guys are on it. xD

  • i agree about the scent making me nauseous! it really does that to me as well. and it does not smell like creme brulee to me....it tastes and smells just like lucky charms to me :)

  • haha, I think it almost smells like waffles, with syrup, if you smell them for a long time.  It's REALLY over-powering, though, just a warning to anyone who doesn't like creme brulee. it's a shame, though, because they're beautiful colors (:

  • These are sooo good! I got James which is hot pink w/ ultraviolet glow after I saw your video and it's sooo awesome! But I hate the scent because it makes me feel sick :(

  • Are Pocket rockets.... Dildos?

  • hahahaha no their lipglosses

  • I hadn't heard of these before (where have I been recently! lol) but after your video, I knew I had to get one for my friend for her birthday because she'd think it was so funny. Thanks for telling us about them!!

    I got her David!

  • i think if ur in high school and they saw u with one of these they wowuld end up taking it away lol u would probaly get in trouble to

  • true! haha

  • Your so cute!!!

    Your eyes are beautiful, and nails of course.

    The only thing that bugged me is the background ... (what;s behind you)

  • haha ur so right fuking hilarious

  • I thought this was a vid of someone talking about how discusting society is getting to use pocket rockets. I had no idea Urban Decay was the name of a brand. Pretty sick.

  • i want the one in James, he's the nerdy emo guy but the color is hot pink too XD

  • Wow, thanks for wasing my time.

  • i thought it was a dildo lol

  • pocket rocket is a dildo. i have one. The original pocket rocket needs to sue urban decay for trademark infringement or something like that.

  • so you like using stuff like that? niceeeee haha

  • wth they have guy names? LOL ya they are dildos XDDDD

  • Lol pocket rocket

  • beautiful nails!

  • Dammit, that's the lipgloss Moot should have gotten onto. Everyone voted for him but then they discounted him.

    Biased.

  • what am i talkin about?

  • Why is it called Urban Decay? WTH? I dont think I'd put anything on my mouth from Urban Decay....strange name for a company that makes cosmetics.

  • its just a name...

  • u don't even know what i'm talking about do u? and if u do, u know i'm probably right

  • ummmmmmmm i like your lips

  • LOL these glosses look awesome!!!! briliant idea :)) i wish i could buy them... ur great julie :)))

  • you're a stupid tool...

  • do you REALLY not know where david is? or can u just not show us that on youtube?

  • Batteries included?  LOL

  • wow, theres such rude comments on here! too much hate. i liked the vid. i have doug and kirk.

  • a pocket rocket is a gun? not some retarted lipgloss/dildo

  • I actually love your eye makeup.

    Do you have a vid tutorial for that?

  • David is rocketing her pocket right now!!!!

  • Our pocket rockets back in the seventies and eighties were a hell of a lot more fun! ;-)

  • i have doug and james and i love them very much im out to get julio and kirk...lolo by the way dismiss these haterz there not worth the time for encouragement or there company

  • THIS SKANK HAS ALOT OF RINKLES

  • Stop it at 3:14 lmao epic face xD

  • Try 4:45

    She looks crack-ish

    && BTW these lip glosses are AWESOME.

  • YOU LOST DAVID? HOW COULD YOU!!

  • I thought you were talking about a portable Dildo.

  • Lol :D pocket rocket sounds so hilariously perv.

  • I don't care how "awesome" it is, I wouldn't pay 20 dollars for that -_-

  • theres ughh, a vibrator called a pocket rocket :S

  • I thought a pocket rocket was a small vibrator. At least that would make sense.

  • is there any chance of you writing "SALAMI RULEZ" on your knuckles

  • You should get a Facebook!

  • Your nails are so cool!

  • thats my mom you niggas chillchill l.

  • the whole goddamn thing is perverted..sick world

  • You comment goes perfect with your nick ;)

  • I have a pocket rocket for you ;)

  • can u do a tutorial with your make-up from this video?

  • love the lip gloss, but i would never walk around with those people on my lip gloss

  • pocket rocket. giggity!

  • @mishrathium my thoughts exactly. Saw the ad and I was like "...giggity giggity, giggity goo."

  • .....whoooooa, when i saw the name pocket rocket and saw the shape of them i totally wasn't thinking lip gloss.

  • haha did anybody?!

  • aaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,learn some english girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.­just amazing!!!

  • I was masturbating while watching this video. I hope you don't mind.

  • I was masturbating while reading your comment.

  • All this talk about masturbating is making me hungry.

  • ..same xD

  • i couldnt/wouldnt listen to you speak for more than 30 seconds.

  • enter my contest!\check me out=]

  • Doug is Sparkily

  • makeup is the death of modern society

  • @VideoGamer945 most ppl would sooner say that bout video games before they'd say that about make up.

    i mean, like beer, make up helps mildly attractive girls look hot

  • curse me and my poor choice of channel name. I just think it's pretty gross that a woman has to slather themselves with slime to look attractive...

  • heaven forbid women try to appeal to men by using products that accentuate certain features that men have been hardwired to find atrractive.

    u hear that ladies? no more plump looking lips and blush for video gamer 945. while u're at it ladies, stop shampooing your hair, wearing perfume and plucking yor eyebrows. damn it, video gamer 945 likes his women al natural, so if u're supposed to have a unibrow, frizzy oily hair and smell like ass, u're a perfect 10 to him.

  • dumbass, my main thesis is that women are cheapening themselves by worrying way too much about looks and not enough about brains, but I can tell you don't give a shit about that.

    u hear that ladies? no more interesting conversations for rated triple x. While you're at it ladies, stop going to school, and just watch the view all day with your girlfriends yacking about nothing. So if you thought you couldn't you know, leik, think too much about it, or whatever, then you're a perfect 10 to him.

  • @VideoGamer945 fuck off and stop hating, you got it all wrong.. just stop writting stupid nonesenceand go play your video games.

  • I'm curious sir- do you believe that there is no balance to be achieved between wanting to look attractive and being a thinking, productive member of a society? It's not as if some guys don't try to improve their looks as well.

  • lmao, that was pretty funny expect for the personal attack.

    i see where u're comin from, but u don't understand what ui'm sayin. by making themselves more attractive, guys n gals are doing the same thing animals r doing in nature. from a peacock showing off its feathers to an insect doing a mating dance or 2 rams fighthing to the death 4 a female.

    u over generalize beautiful women by saying they care more about looks. look at all the beautiful lawyers, MD's and business women.

  • no disrespect, but i think that u're probably not in with the "cool crowd" at your high school and u've got animosity built up towards the popular girls.i'd be willing to bet tht's why u made your original statement.

  • 19 dollars for a lipgloss? damn...

  • OK I'm showing my age here but In high school we called our Johnson, Pocket Rockets. Then latter on. They named a Dildo that. This is funny though. The name tells ya whats on a woman's mind eh? LOL

  • that's what i'm saying, i thought she was talkin about a dildo. and u're not showin age.

    there are plenty of 14yr olds that know all about taking their palm pilot and giving their pocket rocket a good 5 knuckle shuffle

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  • isnt pocket rocket a

    traveling dildo name

    hahha

    im jus sayin

  • @marcsoyeah bahahaaaaaaa .

  • i love it i want one where can you buy them and the halagrams are sexy

  • sephora

  • Hva vaen? This brunette is fucking smokin' hot. Immature little girl.

  • Looks like you could masturbate with it too! what a great multitool, thx for the tip.. Julieg...

  • These were popular in the 80's, nearly every brand made one with an undressing man, it's soooo wierd to see they made a come back! hahahaha It's to see how history always repeats istself, nothing is ever original anymore:(

  • those are hillarious! i want one

  • I heard they use the guys actual semen as an ingredient

  • Pocket Rocket is a vibrator or fucks sake.

  • my mom wont let me get it because of the first word "pocket rocket" thats kinda gross even i have to say, and it says if you rub the tube it releases phermones! and i wanted james and doug and julio, but now she wont let me get it :( can anyone give me ideas to bribe my mom, i even said i would pay for them!!!! plz anyone help!!!! write on my account plz!

  • Do you carry a pocket rocket because your man's penis is too small?? Why are there so many of you ho's trying to get into porn?? The industry is SATURATED - you won't make much money.

  • @steelerdave2000 It's not porn! It's lipgloss! Get your facts straight!

  • Your nails are really cute!

  • search A Fruity Conversation lololol

    its not even my video

  • Lol. I must say Urban Decay really went out for it naming their glosses guys and "pocket rockets" =] Anyone else think they should have made a vibrating feature?

  • @skikemz LOLOL

  • They were definitely using the other connotation with full knowledge. So, are we supposed to think these guys are hot?

  • The creme brulee scent is HORRIBLE. I like the color, but I don't use it cuz the scent stinks.

  • slutz lol

  • Fun I love make up

  • How do you get your blush to look so natural? I love your makeup looks :)

  • HI girls. ;)

  • you had 33 ums in 3 minutes but if i were to talk for a long time i would say um A L O t

  • david is my favorite (:

  • Timothy smells like cake. ;] Idk about the other ones.

  • Dont get James. He smells like absolute shit. Hes soooo hot though.

  • lmfao it b soundin like yall talkin bout real guys

  • Too much "um."

  • 0MFG.

    You Say "Ummmm" Tooooo Much.

    I Tried Counting But I Lost Tract After A Million Lmao.

    Not To Be Mean Or Anything.

    Nice Video Tho.

  • i love your eye makeup in this video!