Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

[ChristyMcGiverN]

"ha . ha , very funny" hahahaha . . Jesus so mean . . . love them 2

[mrsayrocknoanime]

decoration looks more santa than jesus

[Dmd2256]

I'm offensive and I found this Vishnu.

[TheTrueSeculer]

i am an Indian, I am Hindu, I like thejoke, and I use jet stream for wiping my ass !

[JustThoseGermanKids]

Hey, maybe there's some in India. Nope just some guy wiping his ass.

[emilio57702]

ja me gusta

[mbhockey97]

lol i love the beginning clip

[13nshanahan]

lol WHO THE FUCK IS VISHNU LOL JESUS IS THE MESSIAH NOT THAT WIERDO

[TheLightedDarkness]

It appears Yeshua Ha'Mashiach (Jesus Christ) met Charlie Sheen, because he's WINNING!

[tnmonkey250]

0:32 to skip sucky intro

[fire581]

wikipedia janmashtami

[MrScuderia16]

I am an Indian and i loved this one.Seth is a friggin genius!!!

[SystemofaJake1]

who the fuck is vishnu? well whoever he is he sucks penis! go Jesus!

[lablask]

@SystemofaJake1 vishnu is Rama,Krishna,Buddha,Jesus....a­ll are Vishnu the one seed which occasionally grows into Godly beings.Buddha is the 9th incarnation of Vishnu 10th and last will be Kalki...

[SystemofaJake1]

@lablask well the name vishnu reminds me of tuna for some reason. go Jesus!

[lablask]

@SystemofaJake1 Jesus is GAY!

[koek1122]

@SystemofaJake1 YOUR mom does too ;)

[SteelCrash]

hmm a jew trying to make conflicts betwen christianity and hinduism...and then they wonder why nobody likes them ...

[dynamite846]

ha ha ha lol :)

[kajo282]

hahha dobre

[BlackBeardDelight187]

"Now I have become Death, the destroyer of Worlds." - Vishnu

In other words, Vishnu doesnt fuck around. Any questions?

[Merc261]

That was the first ad before a youtube video that made me inerested.

[Borohockey28]

I laughed. Then I read these comments. I became angry. Way to ruin a perfectly good joke. Go be serious somewhere else, this is Family Guy. We don't care. Really we don't. We care as much as America cares about Vishnu's birthday. You know what? We care less than that. Good day.

[Borohockey28]

@Borohockey28 For the record, don't remember writing this.

[IAreSoSerial]

VISHNU IS THE ONLY REAL GOD AND ANYBODY WHO DOESNT FOLLOW HIS MERCIFULNESS IS GOING TO BE TORTURED BY HINDU DEMONS FOR ETERNITY. Nahh just kidding, Hindus are tolerant.

[hiawathabanias]

happy birthgay!!! vishnu!

[karantheangel]

Lord Vishnu has many birthdays, like vishnu's incarnation Krishna's Birthday, we celebrate it with love and fun, and people decorate their houses (with more than 5000 bucks) in india like you do on christmas, and even though jesus christ is vishnu's representative, so you are just making jokes on god, be careful cause one day god will make jokes on you, moron lol xD.

[hiawathabanias]

@karantheangel god gave us a will of choice. it's his choice to put his ass in hell someday. so don't worry god will save u and me. when we reach heaven ill be ur friend... and Mr.kimiyagaz good luck dude!!

[karantheangel]

@hiawathabanias yeah you are right!

[tracer237865]

@karantheangel who cares?

[kelispretty1]

The funny thing about this is that the decorations are of 'Santa Claus' not jesus so its kinda ironic how jesus is like these decorations celebrate my birthdaay when in fact they celebrate christmas, santa claus and presents.

[tracer237865]

@kelispretty1 who cares?

[ThePipalata]

This joke makes no sense? Jesus (according to Christian belief) was born where as Vishnu is God so wasn't, he is eternal so has no birthday. This would only make sense if (a) it was a conversation between (the Christian) God and Vishnu, but correct me if I'm wrong, the Christian God also wasn't born so would have no birthday/celebrations either. Or (b) if it was a conversation between Jesus and a earth born incarnation of Vishnu, such as Krishna, but like Jesus, followers of Krishna do celebrat

[lovestospooge314]

ah seth will you put your name on everything just for a little bit of money?

[sketchyd123]

I wipe my ass with toilet paper AND water

[guddugr8]

Hahaha , Man , I am a Indian , and I found this video and Seth MacFarlane's humor EPIC!

That guy is awesome!

I can't believe some guys took this as offensive , And if some might wonder , I'm not a muslim to find it funny , I'm a hindu :P , it all depends on how you take the joke , I saw the positive side of this video , not the negative one , so yeah , I pwn bitches! xD

[theripulsachdeva]

The people who find this offensive are lifeless religious douchebags..i love Seth Macfarlane and i love India. Grow up dingle-berries !

[veggiefan2k4]

"Hey Vishnu..."

[greeniiz13]

comments are funnier than the damn video....nothing like free entertainment...keep it going entertainers :)

[Mercury205]

"Ah im just teasing there, happy birthday"

[kottokotton]

Vishnu has various incarnations which have their birthdays , too!

So actually Vishnu has more than one birthday! And they all get celebrated !!!

[Blackguy811]

@kottokotton Nine if I'm mistaken

[CatMaster90001]

@kottokotton exactly. Hindus don't waste money to celebrate Vishnu's birthdays, they just celebrate them. plain and simple.

[KimiyaGaz]

why argue about the vid, it was a joke.

[koek1122]

@KimiyaGaz  Because Vishnu hasn't got a bhirtday. Soo.. i don't get the joke ;)

[luarionte]

The funny thing is that the Christmas decorations have NOTHING to do with Christ (just Trees and Santas and reindeers)!!!! Jesus OWNED

[ownagebutter]

fuck all u pussies

[ilikeu1289]

Lets look in india nope nothing there just a guy wiping his ass with his hand *sigh* ahh but seriously dude happy birthday lol

[MissGenelva]

fckn funny!

[oglet69]

lol RACISM RULES!

[fra2603]

@oglet69 YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[GBJ83]

@oglet69 racism rules your arse. Hung black boys with pretty white girls FTW!!!!

[charliebell01]

Just a guy wiping his ass with his hand LOL!!

[GBJ83]

@charliebell01 what do guys wipe their arses with everywhere else? do they use their feet to hold the toilet paper or what?

only a hick could find this funny lol.

[charliebell01]

they use toilet paper genius, thats the joke his using his bare hand you most be a redneck or some shit like that from the south, i heard they only use their hands, ugg

[Griesmayer]

well they dont just use their hands, but plenty of water and soap. Of course, they wash their hands afterwards.

They think we are disgusting because we only use paper and no soap lol....our arses aren't as clean afterwards.

[GBJ83]

@charliebell01 the joke just doesnt work, sorry. At least you found it funny though.. Besides Im from London England. Only poor unclean people dont have bidets here. In Japan they have spouts built into the toilets. In India they use mugs with water and soap. I never use public toilets, theyre nasty. Even nastier are those losers who only use paper and end up with bits of toilet paper stuck to their smelly arseholes, mainly uncivilised hiliibillies in the US and chavs in UK.

[charliebell01]

if you dont like these jokes why do you see this videos then asshole? trying to be a smart ass? see if this is funny to you: FUCK YOU

[GBJ83]

@charliebell01 um maybe because one has to watch the video first to see if the joke is funny or not. If I knew the joke was shite to start with of course I wouldnt watch it lol. Bubye smelly internet person.

[charliebell01]

it is funny most people think it is you're just being an asswipe, LOL "internet person"

[GBJ83]

@charliebell01 did all the other internet people die and make u their spokesperson? no. so just stop feeling guilty about having an infested smelly arsehole and go and clean ur bum properly so ur mum doesnt have to hold her nose while she licks it.

[Zay721]

@charliebell01

Us Southerners ain't too smart up in the brain. Can't figure me out a paper. Honestly, how do you really come to a conclusion that because you believe someone is ignorant they are instantly from the South?