Tales From The Crypt - Dead Right Part 2/3

[beatrice201]

ooh poor guy... it is disgusting how people judge him...

[JefteNintendoNerd]

:O

[69sakibkhan]

8:26 love that part!!!

[mocococco123]

omg ew !

[FlippyKrueger]

When they kissed, I felt bad for HIM

[Polip103]

Im just jealous that Jeffrey Tambor got to rub Demi's boobs back when she was hot as fuck.

[1446kevdog]

i just realized that the guy who plays charlie is Doug's father-in-law in the Hangover. "what happens stays in Vegas, stays in Vegas...except for Herpes, that shit'll kill ya." Awesome!

[nachozman7]

Yay tits

[zoetienn]

demi went from charlie marno to ashton. loser.

[badazzmofohump]

Demi Moore looks like if you blew in her ear it would turn a cog and her eyes would light up a bit.

[shandifox]

Jeffrey Tambor is hilarious. I love him.

[mrstefaun21]

@2:41 THE FINGER TOUCH IS SLICK LMAO ! CHARLIE MARNO HAS GOT SOME GAME HE IS THE MAN!!

[NaiTaiDai]

Charlie is repulsively fat.

[nikitty020]

cracks me up when she vomits afterwards lol damn demi was it really THAT bad?! but when i see the part where she hesitates to have sex with him i'm like yea... it IS that bad. yuck! then he says "whats takin ya? come on baby" eww. ur nastiness is whats taking her.

[tuniciaa]

looks aren't everything, but that guy is too fat and ugly to date, let alone marry. If I didn't feel attracted to him, I'm not going to lead him on, even for money.

[getlive7]

again another good point , like you said we all have different tastes and this topic is one that we both cannot taste from the same plate.......

[gymnast27]

Yo! I couldn't do it. Im fine with being broke. love or money pleaz!!!!!! he's gross

[Bjorkadmirer]

What guy (hideous or not) watches a girl vomit after kissing her and then wants to marry her? But then again he's probably been turned down his entire life. I almost sympathize with him...almost.

[TheFasttrack101]

can't believe the fat guy the dad out of the hangover he's lost some weight lol........nah i kmow he in a fat suit lucky fucker tho getting that close to a sexy as demi moore :O7

[cassandramalfoy]

Sometimes men who aren't skinny can be sweethearts in personality. ;)

[AWickedMind]

@cassandramalfoy "Not skinny" lol? That's like talking about Forest Gump and describing him as "not super genius".

[Wolfsbane909]

"Trosky"! LOL

[kaido305]

maybe his nose that creeps us out...or his fucking face!....why would any one marry that guy!.....

[mandybarr80]

@kaido305 money honey, she thought it was worth it

[eyeonwashparish]

4:30 sounded like an old unoiled engine trying to crank

[dr34mi3]

she has some ugly earrings on when she's at the movies on a date with him

[MrPhar87]

HAHAHA! Chinese food scene is classic. Love it.

[cenakruegerlover]

it's the mayor of whoville!!!!!!

[Kourtney305]

DEMI MOORE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. GOD SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO TRY. IM SO JELLO

[poopnuggets3000]

That WHALE of a man whith that beautiful, sexy little brod is just Wrong

[icsws55]

Why the fuck would she want to marry that bucket of Kentucky Fried Bullshit, who's had a hundred Happy Meals? Like the Italian woman says on "The Simpsons," "Kentucky" is whore in Italian. That refers to the fact that he's a big fat man-whore.

[LiteSwitch100]

@icsws55 awh man that was so hilarious what u just said..that made my night ..rofl!!

[barrieboy13]

Lord is he digusting!

[Phil13524]

Im only 13 and I love this show

[MetalLovinBabe]

You know, I don't know how my parents were able to sit down with my brothers and I to watch this when we were kids. What with the language and all the sexual stuff. I think I'll give them a big hug for that.

[123trymeout]

@MetalLovinBabe lol it was back in the days when not everyone was worried about "offending people" so its easier to say this: Ah, the good ole days...

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Boobies?:O

[Zyrek1]

One of the things that makes Charlie so funny is he seems completely unaware of what he's really like. He thinks he's Han Solo...he even does the Han Salute lol. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips... For real he's a stupid, gigantic, bald, smelly, broke, shallow, person with a deformed nose and horrible breath. But that's what makes him so funny XD

[yinstube]

At this point (7:29 ), I am guessing this is a set up by the fortune teller. She told the fat man the same thing about the girl. Lets see if my prediction is right.

[rabbitpi]

Most people here are the worst kind of disgusting filth I've ever heard. There but for the grace of god, you complete assholes.

[1d2i3a4b5l6o]

@rabbitpi

It's called taking care of yourself. Some people can take care of themselves others well others are lazy. If I can go the gym twice a day well why can't the rest of overweight people and don't say "I work to much," because that excuse falls under being lazy. The only legitimate reason a person can get overweight is if they have to get surgery. Now I have nothing against fat people but most of us have a choice in the matter of being in shape or overweight.

[RicaDominicana]

OMG LMAO! poor girl! Iwouldn't touch that man with a 10 foot pole!!!!!! not because of his weight look at his face!!!!

[doom3134]

ROFL AT THE SEX SCENE!

[MrStefaun12]

charlie marno is the MAN LMAO good old days...

[Mylukdied]

@MrStefaun12 you mean Jeffrey Tambor?

[leftnutnamedchancey]

God..and I thought Kristie Alley was gross..

[melii0217]

YUCKYYYYYY. Gross. Gah!

[GwendolynRaine]

I actually feel kind of bad for him :(

Poor guy.

[rabbitpi]

@GwendolynRaine You're probably the only human being in here. x

[MrsNorris55]

@GwendolynRaine I'd agree if he weren't so pushy. She's obviously not interested, so quit cornering her and babbling about "destiny" and "this thing we have." It's obvious there is no "we" and there is no "thing."

[ChewbaccaRenee]

@GwendolynRaine I know! he's such a nice man, i mean he may be a little pushy but hes got a good heart!

[dreyko11185]

Poor guy, poor girl, jeez

[leonard127]

Damn that guy is huge and I love chinese food too but shit not in such big quantitys. Jeffrey Tambor must have been dieing in that fat suit.

[metalvixen8261]

I threw up in my mouth alittle when he kissed her the first time I watched this years ago....And damnit if it didn't happen again....

[ArchDukeFrancis1914]

Haha, two buckets of popcorn! That's awesome! Jeff Tambor is a great actor, as were many who appeared in the older Tales episodes.

[redcat576981]

hilarious use of jeffrey tambor!

[MyJadaBabe]

4:14..GROSS!

[VoidedMirror]

Beauty and the guy who ate the Beast.

[GothicLolitaGurl1257]

@VoidedMirror LOL thats a good one XD

[VolumeMHZ]

Don't worry about it.. Have an animal cracker !

[mourado94]

@VolumeMHZ lollllll

[15551cue]

that fat guy just dont look real lol

[rodiansinger]

@15551cue That's Jeffry Tambor, he plays Manning in Hellboy. He looks fake because he's wearing a fat suit for this.

[norestrictions12]

Lol. I love Madam Vorna's (sp?) accent...epic.

[NOPANDEMIC]

@norestrictions12 sounds eastern european

[abobocar]

@Leetsnugglage um ur thinking of peter griffin

[dazlok23]

whats with them earings? she looks like a blinged up vulcan

[prosiakn]

she is very pretty

[getlive7]

5:40 LMFAOOO....... I dn't blame her........

[BlackWolf2011]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT GUY IS GONAN GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!! DK xD

[deathendz]

i bet my balls, that he'll get killed by her, i just know it

[BlackWolf2011]

@deathendz XD she didnt kill him! looks like u lose your balls sorry mate. hand em ova lol jk hahaha!

[deathendz]

@BlackWolf2011 damned i didn't see the twist D: 

[BrownEyedBeauty003]

aww fat people need love too!

[getlive7]

@BrownEyedBeauty003 Yeah ur right they need love too.....BY ANOTHER FAT PERSON JUST LIKE THEMSELVES........ Fat people need love too, by another fat person, not by her..LOL

[JayMuggah88]

@getlive7 a wise person once told me Fat People Need Love too, They just gotta Pay for it. ;)

[rabbitpi]

@getlive7 You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, you body fascist. I hope you have 5 kids and get enormous and people make fun of you and you see what it's like.

[Steveman27]

@getlive7 No, you're totally wrong. Even those who men who are more overweight than they should be also deserve to get sex with women they want it with as well. So, if they have to try to improve their appearance to make themselves more desirable to women then so be it. If semi full-figured and full-figured women are good enough for any man, then men who bigger than they should be, should be good enough for any woman, and again, if he has to first fix up his apperance to an extent, then so be it

[Steveman27]

@getlive7 although I'm sexually into semi full-figured and full-figured women, if they are TOO big, then no, I don't want them, so I can understand what you're saying to some extent. I think women can be sexy in their 190s and up to mid 200s, with their full figured, but if they're around 300 lbs. or heavier, than that's too big. I find a lot of those bikini women in the hydroxy-cut commercials SEXIER in their full figures in the before pictures in their bikinis. They're VERY SEXY in their 170s.

[LadyLotus74]

@Steveman27 There should be more guys out there like you. LOL

[onceIpoopedmyself]

@LadyLotus74 he's probably fat LOL

[LadyLotus74]

@onceIpoopedmyself  Maybe you're right, LOL

[MrRosenburg]

@getlive7 love knows no size. When people finally realize that its soul over appreance that matters this world will be a better place. Too much hatred, too much making fun

[getlive7]

@MrRosenburg Good point, but let me ask you one thing would u marry a fat and ugly person? be honest looks really don't matter but when it comes to marriage which is a lifetime commitment we all know that looks are actually more important than when it was not before marriage. It's when you become old and worn out then you relaize that it's not all about looks, but you cannot compare a healthy and young individuals wants and need to an older person.

[MrRosenburg]

@getlive7 if I was attracted to them and had a connection yes. one persons ugly is another persons beauty. I'll give u an example that orange thing Snooki all my friends talk about how hot she is I think she's one of the most vial creatures Ive ever seen. Everyone hasdifferent tastes and what not so its difficult for you and I to come to an agreement on this topic

[getlive7]

@MrRosenburg so you're telling me that you will marry this fat guy in this video?

[MrRosenburg]

@getlive7 well I wouldn't because Im straight but that shouldn't stop someone if they are attracted to him

[sydneysparky]

lol at the popcorn

[felipegorena]

MY GOD the most horrifying thing of this episode is THAT MAN, a nightmare....

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

Wow. I remember seeing this episode when I was pretty young, around 7 years old I guess-back when I watched Tales from the Crypt every day. I can't believe this was Demi Moore that I saw. I remember being really freaked out by this as a kid.

[AGCS1985]

He is a lot of man beauty and the feast!!!

[AGCS1985]

He is a lot of man

[stone85]

the fat guy reminds me of lips manling from dick tracey the 1990 live action movie

[sabbath652]

all the money in the world wouldnt be woth how bad HIS BREATH STINKS!!

[7gquake]

jesus christ Demi moore had a body on her.

[madrina334]

Thank you so much for this episode I was looking for it. ha ha ha ha

[keonta81]

i love the way madame vorma talks

[MsHorrorzone]

eww..i wasn't makin him kiss me uh

[PurushaDesa]

I love Demi in this.

[freebase69x]

It looks like he is going to eat her...

[thenamestab]

youd have to be very very very drunk to sleep with him

[JOCKATEO]

it just shows all women are cunts

[phoenixgirl39]

@JOCKATEO Not all of us are.

[WolfGirlMitsuki]

@wooweb wach itif i am with a man its 4 love

[beyondthegates999]

damn demi has some nice tits in that movie theatre scene.

[MsSouthernman]

There is not that much drugs, alcohol or money - way. Ugh

[sarahv748]

it would take a LOT of alcohol to get me to be with that revolting man - and even more to sleep with him *shudders* ewww....

it wouldn't be so bad if he was at least a really nice/sweet man but he's not even that... ewww *shudders*

[JohnElwayFan2]

Wow, she's horrible. o.e

[lewisbreland]

Aw...bless his heart...:(

[jescorpse666]

Not even booze would make him fuckable. But Demi Moore is cute. :)

[Elfrunner]

@Leetsnugglage

Jeffrey Tambor from Hellboy 1 and 2. He was Tom Manning.

[Melinda1203]

thats disgusting, i would never be with a man like that even if i were to inherit that type of money. i don't care, thats just too disgusting.

[fsktm]

i dont think Demi moore is beautiful. She look like she experience Flat-Head-Syndrome. this is the website. Demi is at the 1st left.

[jason1982ist]

i love Demi Moore how she makes fun of that fat guy

[Melinda1203]

@jason1982ist yeah, i know, she's mean, but truthful.

[TheJestersDance]

Holy shit, that's Jeffrey Tambor? I knew his voice sounded familiar. Fantastic make up job to make him look like that.

[boobobuttercup]

Theres something about the guy that realy creeps me out... he bothers me...

[yumiko0017]

@boobobuttercup same here :(

[boobobuttercup]

@yumiko0017 this is my least fav ep of this show :(

[fraoulitsa2009]

@boobobuttercup MAYBE IT S THE FACT THAT HE LOOK LIKE A PIG DRESSED AS GREMLIN FOR HALLOWEEN :P

[evildemoninside]

@fraoulitsa2009 you're not that pretty either

[fraoulitsa2009]

@evildemoninside haha if u only knew.

[LovingJesusandLife]

@boobobuttercup i know!!! im scared lol

[boobobuttercup]

@LovingJesusandLife

lolz me too! protect me! :'(

[invaderpink]

@boobobuttercup makes you wanna hide in a corner doesn't he?

[Steveman27]

@boobobuttercup is it because of the face makeup, fatsuit, and he professional of the acting that creeps you out, or is there something about the actor himself that creeps you out? I ask you this because if you ever seen the 1991 movie "Life Stinks" which came out a year after this, that same guy was in there and it turned out his face looks nothing like that and he's not huge afterall since he was just wearing a fatsuit in this show like Eddie Purphy in Nutty Professor wore in that movie.

[JELH]

@Steveman27 Oh! I saw Life Stinks as well. Very underrated film and Jeffrey Tambor is great in it.

[Hauraunah]

I really feel sorry for this guy. I remember this when I was little. I don't know what year this was but i was born 88. I felt sorry for him then and I still do now. Poor guy.

[fsktm]

@Hauraunah tell me your story then. i would like to hear. ;)

[Hauraunah]

@fsktm

What story? I think I that scene where he's crossing the street and they talk trash about him, is just a sad scene and that's the only time I feel sorry for him. XD

[Melinda1203]

@Hauraunah feel sorry for the guy, thats disgusting, that guy is totally disgusting, look at the way he eats, smells whatever. i'm sure in real life, no man would ever think a woman like that could go for a man like that or maybe they do. suprisingly.

[Hauraunah]

@Melinda1203

Yeah I only feel sorry at how pitiful he looks at the street crossing scene XD

[alexmcphail1000]

4:00 i was lk wow wtf oh CATMAN na na na na oh wait

[MrTheSwampthing]

Demi's hot, but what a money grubbing whore.

[Phantom70001]

I hope they revive this show, put something new for our time.....really love this show : )

[KyleSurette13]

@Phantom70001 I disagree, man. Do you really want this great stuff replaced with the stupid modern day stuff? They'll ruin it. I'd rather just find episodes I haven't seen.. there's so many. But that's just my opinion.

[hardnphirm87]

Yea i know this is prolly gonna rub some folks the wrong way, but FUck it. It PISSES me off to see fat people eat....

[KyleSurette13]

@hardnphirm87 I know excactly what you mean man... they sit down at the table and stuff they're face, and you just wanna slap em, and say, WTF!

[taytaos]

i dont really get the story

can someone explain it to me

[justanotherZOE]

hahaha

fat people are always out of breath

[TheRealFullOfLove]

HAHAHHAHA

[cccplt]

who is the actress with the black hair??????????

[elaile]

@cccplt

Demi Moore! (:

[Newbaby76]

@cccplt demi moore

[Iolimcool]

Why'd they have to make him perverted too? XD

[montero11550]

hey at least hes got a great laugh and smile.....: )

[LivienRochelle]

I'm sorry but the TWO jumbo popcorn tubs is just too much. He's fat! We get it!

[rynan1518]

@Leetsnugglage omg thats so trippy me too!

[Sakiera423]

@ 0:44- 0:45, she said he will inherit the fortune after your death. She really wasn't paying attention lol

[Eriksoneandonly]

@Sakiera423 No, she said he will inherit a fortune after you're MARRIED.

[Raiimoto]

Drunk!? I d get wasted off my ass and take a roofie! and hope when it wore out the water was hot eno8ught to get the smell of his breath off my skin

[MegaEbaker]

This guy had to be made up when they made this, because he is just too ugly!

[gaiusscipio]

@MegaEbaker Unless I'm mistaken the actor is Jeff Tambor (Arrested Development, Larry Sanders Show and the 80s sitcom the Ropers)

[LivienRochelle]

@MegaEbaker Yes, he was. The actor's name is Jeffery Tambor. Look him up.

[lilpaisley]

Barf!!!! Ick

[Chaaarge]

lol "have an animal cracker"

[azrial4421]

She looks like an elf with those earings

[rrrod411]

5:55 LMAO!!

[mikedrummonds]

This guy seriously needs to attend some OA (overeaters anonymous) meetings.

[rivergenesis]

he really IS disgusting. *shudder*

[Markohoppis]

@rivergenesis That's interesting. I was at a bar on Saturday trying to be charming and funny, and a group of guys and girls said I reminded them of this fellow. They said " OMG it's him! charlie marno from Tales from the Crypt."

After doing some research, here I am on YouTube watching this, and realizing how big of a fucking insult it was to say how I look like Charlie Marno. I feel sick.

[geewhiz05]

@Markohoppis lmao

[Billymarkz]

@Markohoppis lmao!

[hardnphirm87]

@Markohoppis ROTFLMMFAO!!!! i'm fuckin sorry to hear that bro. That's got to suck ass

[spacemonkey479]

@Markohoppis (increasing convulsions) aaaAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA-HA-HA-­HA-HA-HAAA (quick breath) BWA-HA-HA-snort-HA-HAAA (gasp for air) snicker-mwa-hA-HA-HAAAAAA-HA-H­A-HA-HA (gasping, unable to produce sound because I'm laughing so hard internally....................­....................) -ha- (flatline) But seriously? If you have the time, money, and ability to go to a bar, then you have the time, money, and ability to take better care of yourself. Stop being the victim.

[KiaOn10s]

youre too busy for dinner. AND DANCIN. THE WORKS!

[thompsonfabs]

Kathy looks funny at minute 4:12- 4:16 with those pointy earrings, she looks like a fairy.

[andyskytten]

WOW, the make-up for Jeffrey Tambor is AWESOME!!!! I've seen him in a lot of different stuff but he's always great....And the manorism's that he uses in this role are PERFECT!!! LOL I've known guys more attractive but they use the same annoying manorism's and it makes them.....Lets say, less then desirable.

(Sorry to over-critical ass' if my spelling isn't up to your perfect standards).

[freddyfingerr]

damn demi used to be hot

[senjin801]

@freddyfingerr no shit dude ;) ;) no shit hehe

[thompsonfabs]

is funny when they starting imagining the big guy's death..

[pitzifitzi]

damn Buckeyecat who made u do that? but lets not be jerks....

[Buckeyecat2002]

I once tried to screw a big,big, very big girl. I neerly vomited when she took her clothes off.

[liveforeveroasis]

haha funniest comment ive seen in a long time