I'm saving this video for future reference. When I have kids I am going to skip the "Birds and the Bees" talk and just show them this video, I'm sure they'll understand.
Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
But, please be careful about blue balls, because if you don't cum you might become frustrated and your testicles will turn blue and fall off, and that hurts,
This one isn't as funny as the one where Tim and Eric both got naked, then went into the closet and took turns sodomizing each other, then when they came out said, "butt love isn't gay! it's sophisticated and intelligent!"
Just the term, "How to make sex with a woman" cracks me up. Apparentley, Tim learned in sex ed. that sex is about squeezing your balls. Freaking hilarious!
Just look at the guy's username. He obviously enjoys spreading around fake rumors, probably starts flame wars all the time and is just an overall dick.
lmao this video really should have a disclaimer for not being suitable for minors. but i totally fucking died watching this. i love tim, man. i'd make sex with him.
FUCKING Super Deluxe has been bought out by Adult Swim. Half the vids I loved to watch there are all null and void. I wouldn't be so upset if they at least put up all the videos, but alot of them have been taken down.
Thanks Eric! This whole time I thought to make love you just had to squeeze your balls. I tried these tips and it worked, me and this girl made a baby come alive!
Hello james, Richard here, I just wanted to say that I hate you. You are horrible, I wish a plague upon your home and your families homes as well, this is richard dunn.
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Tim and Eric show is horrible...Ive seen webshows funnier than this...that means that all it take to be funnier than this garbage show is to get a camera and say some shit. This show needs to die.
I'm saving this video for future reference. When I have kids I am going to skip the "Birds and the Bees" talk and just show them this video, I'm sure they'll understand.
C3lticlord 2 months ago
22 people need deep dickin'
NeoSquadillah 2 months ago
thank you eric for letting me know i was doing it wrong all this time.
yourLIFEendsN0W 3 months ago
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
This should be mandatory sex ed material in our public schools.
What more do you need to know?
psychomajic666 4 months ago
Super Deluxe was the best...
PunchMcFacestation 4 months ago
Best dance moves ever.
squishcow 7 months ago
John Mayer expression is like "WTF Am I doing here?? I could be deep dickin a hot woman instead!!"
riggs100 7 months ago
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musov 9 months ago 3
Hahaha
I've got chubs for this video.
Wabaanimkii 9 months ago 2
eric please teach me how to make sex
iLyykMuzik 10 months ago
wait.. i forgot the part where i put it...
thr1llk1lljake 11 months ago
JOHN MAYER FTW!
CreatureLikeGod 1 year ago
At first I thought he said, "...and it's not about squeezing her balls"
Then I laughed hard.
Bumblestick 1 year ago
@Bumblestick lol I heard that too.
KaryuBunny 11 months ago
its not about squeezing your balls
beeenstock 1 year ago
DEEP DICKIN'
G3ttM3rkk 1 year ago
DAMN IT! I'v been squeezing my balls this whole time!
IPlayToW1N 1 year ago
heheheh
karrydifter 1 year ago
How you make sex with a woman?
gnortznitz 1 year ago
This beat is sick. It makes me want to dance.
ClaudiaJAJAHAHA 1 year ago
But, please be careful about blue balls, because if you don't cum you might become frustrated and your testicles will turn blue and fall off, and that hurts,
xNikkaX3 1 year ago
i can feel my manhood EXPLOOOODDDINNNGGG with knowledge after watching this!
bloodriotiori 1 year ago
I miss NIte Live.
Candlemas 1 year ago
It`s been such a sexual journey watching this video.
taikinasuikka 1 year ago 3
please bring TAENL! back online!
73xld 1 year ago
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FuckYouSugarPie 1 year ago
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Fuck Tim and Eric they deserve to die a long painfull death
upick90 1 year ago
@upick90 lol ur smart huh
alienmode 1 year ago
God, I want Eric to make sex with me.
SonicAdolescent 1 year ago 16
its really not about squeezing your balls honestly guys you gotta make sex with a woman romantic
Coachramsies 1 year ago
Yes, that was john mayer.
fangsteen 1 year ago
is that john mayor?
opti95 1 year ago
great job!
solarflare22 1 year ago
i love tim and eric
CaptainB1tch 1 year ago
i want tim to deep dick me c: mmmm. i think he's sexy.
browniexpowder 1 year ago
John Mayer takes brief breaks from douchebaggery to be funny. I have seen this on a few occasions.
HeathAndEr 1 year ago
i doubt they could make sex look any less desirable
whitezombie93 1 year ago 5
"they will turn blue and they will fall off..."
JeffysPlayhouse 1 year ago
I did as told, and now I'm expecting a baby boy in November. Thanks Eric!
drumlord420 1 year ago 3
lol i miss super deluxe wen [as] took it they censored it and dont have everything
webpisser 1 year ago
best breakdown ever
HexicNexus 1 year ago 2
Eeeeek!!!!!
whurdsderodan 1 year ago
This one isn't as funny as the one where Tim and Eric both got naked, then went into the closet and took turns sodomizing each other, then when they came out said, "butt love isn't gay! it's sophisticated and intelligent!"
Kahndawg 1 year ago
That hurts.
masterpiraka 1 year ago
so catchy
seargent48 1 year ago
This kind of freaks me out but I kind of like it. Is that bad?
suchasmango 1 year ago
I'm mad that this is so catchy, lol
twelvethousandcats 1 year ago
it's so terrible that its funny lol
trafficjam10 1 year ago
So eric is pro life?
BackwardsFish86 1 year ago
Genius
BigRussDaGOD 1 year ago
Who wud think making sex is about squeezing yur balls? Lol
dinoskootz 1 year ago
i have gained respect for john mayer
he just sits there
otteboulder 1 year ago 7
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TheSirBoyKing 1 year ago
and its not about sqeezeing your balls
nathanhess420 1 year ago
push ur guy in and make her grin =D
mikeymaple7 2 years ago
But please be careful ....
BrucknerMotet 2 years ago
where can i view this program nite live?
SnorklinWithCudas 2 years ago
cum inside so the baby comes alive
sox12321 2 years ago 2
I fucking loved this episode. the valentines day episode.
the shiny white hair and pink faces.
i ♥ T&E
mikeyaaa 2 years ago
John Mayer pisses me off
Tim and Eric are always genius though
RiceKruspey 2 years ago 5
Could not be said better
deeznutsmahboi 2 years ago
@RiceKruspey
mayer is a huge douche, but apparently he has some funny friends
adamstringer79 1 year ago
'Deep dickin'"
wetmanispwnt 2 years ago 2
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what episode is this from? what season??
ikeman37 2 years ago
cum inside
lou0kang 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS VIDEO THANK YOU
kirchofflipman 2 years ago
blue balls
Trogdor003 2 years ago
I have learned so much.
DrJohnsonMD 2 years ago 54
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wtf do u ppl relly find thes shit funny?
TheTrueCoyote 2 years ago
Yes.
xLordOfTheFliesx 2 years ago
Yes
ArtGal216 2 years ago
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." - Mark Twain.
Don't take that blessing away from us...
besides, if people can enjoy Dane Cook, we should be aloud to enjoy Tim and Eric.
ChachiTelevision1979 2 years ago 2
come inside so the BABY COMES ALIVE
babylonian 2 years ago
Now I'm gonna say deep dickin all the time, haha. And what the hell is John Mayor doing there? lol
Samwoman0814 2 years ago 3
Hands off your balls and listen to the tolls of a sexy women who needs deep dickin!! ROFLMAO
Trogdor003 2 years ago
Tim and Eric are comedy geniuses. John Mayer also adds a delightfully awkward touch.
DethShrike 2 years ago 7
needs a deep dickin
Trogdor003 2 years ago
i didnt think this was funny until eric said "Cum inside, so the baby comes alive"
then i laughed for like 10 minutes
cuccification 2 years ago 3
yeah true
wahhahhahahahak
ciin0y 2 years ago
JOHN MAYERRR LOL
Dinosaur567Rawr 2 years ago
I'm sorry the back-up dancers make me laugh so hard.
JackCoxx 2 years ago 3
come inside, so the baby comes alive.
eyessack 2 years ago 55
@eyessack AND GIVE HER A SON
MochizMuM 1 year ago
Deep dickin!
masterchief377 2 years ago 5
john mayer looked very uncomfortable haha.
hanaryukoku 2 years ago 3
dood i fackin love Tim, Eric, and John Mayer so much
GENERICSCREENNAME777 2 years ago
LMAO
Theboxer500 2 years ago
holy shit that's hilarious
abomb038 2 years ago
sexy.
HentaiRapemobile 2 years ago
NO !!!!!
Theboxer500 2 years ago
YOU NEED TO BE MEDICATED.
HentaiRapemobile 2 years ago
WTF why?
Theboxer500 2 years ago
Wtf Why? your dumb.
Theboxer500 2 years ago
you're crazy, you don't know what you're talking about!
you speak in tongues!!
"your dumb"
hardly the words of one fit to say them, huh?
HentaiRapemobile 2 years ago 2
"My dumb" what, exactly?
mcdanie5 2 years ago
Why the fuck would you call that sexy???
Theboxer500 2 years ago
because that's exactly what it is; daaaamn sexy.
HentaiRapemobile 2 years ago 3
LOL
Theboxer500 2 years ago
Because It is. Eric is a sexy SEXY man.
mrsw7 2 years ago
a fucking sexy man.
HentaiRapemobile 2 years ago 4
yes.
mrsw7 2 years ago
I hope my balls never fall off :\
bennyhaha55 2 years ago 2
Just the term, "How to make sex with a woman" cracks me up. Apparentley, Tim learned in sex ed. that sex is about squeezing your balls. Freaking hilarious!
mcdanie5 2 years ago 2
I LOVE THIS
yeeeboyy 2 years ago
the grin makes me laugh soo hard
yeeeboyy 2 years ago 3
it's all about that grin.
kethe 2 years ago
lol. His fucking faces for "cringe & scream & shout" kill me every time!
foxxyloxx 2 years ago
my friend got blue balls.. the pain is just unexpected it realy hurts
ppl dont get blue balls..!!
semie94 2 years ago
is there anywhere on the innernnette to see tim & eric nite live now that superdeluxe is caput?! if anyone knows, let me knows!
666kornfan6969 2 years ago
what the heck is that at 1:15? Some machine to make a guy feel like a girl...?
tayloreh 2 years ago
TRUE??? what the fuck is that??
jonjonmccoy 2 years ago
lmao 0:44
sfgiantsballin 2 years ago
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CUM INSIDE SO THE BABY COMES ALIVE
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thenightprowleracdc 2 years ago
CUM INSIDE SO THE BABY COMES ALIVE
thenightprowleracdc 2 years ago
a very scary idea
chrispollock 2 years ago
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i cant get this song out of my head
thenightprowleracdc 2 years ago
this is real big in India disco clubs
BerPC96 2 years ago 2
lol that's awesome.
wtfanman60 2 years ago 2
This might be dumb but is that john mAyer?
loves2spooge3000 2 years ago
Yes it is.
youtubbs67 2 years ago 2
somehow these guys get a lot of comedians and celeb rities on there show
zzeebush 2 years ago
better than half of the rap songs that are out there !!
DeweyDecibal1 2 years ago
deep dickin, nice.
rissa96701 2 years ago 4
HAHA, cum inside so the baby comes alive! that shit was fuckign funny!
sweetsntreats 2 years ago 2
deep dickin
1prettyricky 2 years ago 2
ive been trying to get my health teacher to play this for so long in class
superdevon5 3 years ago 2
when they say hole they show a badgers den. priceless
chrispollock 3 years ago
I nearly died when he said "deep dickin"
masterchief377 3 years ago 3
Just look at the guy's username. He obviously enjoys spreading around fake rumors, probably starts flame wars all the time and is just an overall dick.
TuchMySwrd 3 years ago
um tim has a wife or was it eric well one of them has a wife i know b/c i saw her on tv
gokugene 3 years ago
Tim is married silly
DiscoverAlaska 3 years ago 2
Would you mind providing a link perhaps to this story? Thanx!
bbrittany 3 years ago
43, damn
DAvonzoAllDay 3 years ago
I'm guessing John Mayer is now scarred for life. LOL!!!
GenXer68 3 years ago 2
i wish i could have thier jobs. it looks like they just do bullshit all day and play around.
BooneCash1204 3 years ago 4
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Tim and Eric just announced that they are gay! I'm not bullshitting you fans!
tbgotenks21 3 years ago
oh my god
imraw17 3 years ago 2
In and Out Burger
pizzamaster3 3 years ago
I love Tim and Eric. I have a feeling it would be better if I smokes drugs.
The one last night about shining flashlights at his neighbors kid made me laugh a stupid amount.
masterchief377 3 years ago
lol at "Deep Dickin"
Paxr1x 3 years ago
so how do i watch this show ?
Te4RHyP3 3 years ago
lol "Cum inside so the baby comes alive."
fajam00m00 3 years ago 6
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
BrandonPresents 3 years ago
lmao this video really should have a disclaimer for not being suitable for minors. but i totally fucking died watching this. i love tim, man. i'd make sex with him.
idotechno 3 years ago 5
i poopood and peed in the potty after i saw this video. some diharea. sloppy poopoo. teetee.
couchaleteRobinson 3 years ago
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WTF, get off YouTube, you fucking 5 year old! =.=''
Ozurat 3 years ago
FUCKING Super Deluxe has been bought out by Adult Swim. Half the vids I loved to watch there are all null and void. I wouldn't be so upset if they at least put up all the videos, but alot of them have been taken down.
nsnhiteex 3 years ago
the fuck was that john mayer?
texasBombsOnYou 3 years ago
syrup
heartyhoopz1184 3 years ago
O.O
At first I was in shock.
That didn't even last a second. I laughed the rest of the time. :D
Great Job! (love the show!!!)
fallenleaf11 3 years ago
The idea that squeezing your balls is somehow erotic, or something that you would want to do while having sex is hilarious.
ColbyAllison87 3 years ago 5
make her grin :)
CalvinTubeyou 3 years ago
i want to make sexy time with my sister but she won't let me. i live in poland and its legal here
tuerescaliente 3 years ago
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i poopood and peed in the potty after i saw this video. some diharea. sloppy poopoo. teetee.
couchaleteRobinson 3 years ago
That hole was clearly that of a gilf
broketard 3 years ago
cum inside...SO THE BABY COMES ALIVE
nerdling301 3 years ago 7
Thanks Eric! This whole time I thought to make love you just had to squeeze your balls. I tried these tips and it worked, me and this girl made a baby come alive!
Love, Richard Dunn
teddymv 3 years ago 5
I'm so happy for you, Richard. Have you considered naming your child after me? It would be a (beach) blast!
-James Quall
mcdanie5 3 years ago 2
Hello james, Richard here, I just wanted to say that I hate you. You are horrible, I wish a plague upon your home and your families homes as well, this is richard dunn.
-Richard "DickWiggle" Dunn
therealv0x 3 years ago
Thanks richard. Awesome post, great job!
mcdanie5 3 years ago 2
What are you guys talking about?
salamé!
-David Leibe Heart
SpoonyInfidel 3 years ago 3
Do you still need bones?
Emmybodykilla 3 years ago 2
GIVE US UR BONEZ!
JoleneRamsahai 3 years ago 2
hes a old wobbly guy he needs some new bones. come on dumb dumb give us your bones.
Mattm1986 3 years ago 4
well ur a fucking fag haha
hamburglar666 3 years ago
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Tim and Eric show is horrible...Ive seen webshows funnier than this...that means that all it take to be funnier than this garbage show is to get a camera and say some shit. This show needs to die.
IsagiyoiManako 3 years ago