The NEW "You Are NOT the Father"

[853512KISS]

FACCCCKKKK Tim Duncan was not the father !!!!!!!!!

[WembaSami]

That right there is true fucking happiness. 

[NicholasX9]

Laugh. My. Ass. OFF!

[iFletcher95]

if i was there and he starts doing that thing with his hands and shufflin across the stage... ok im white but i would of gone up and freestyled with that guy like it was 1989 all over again :D

[coladict]

If you don't know who the father of your baby is and you did not use a sperm-donor, then it's your own damn fault for getting humiliated like that.

[Ayannafuckingnichole]

It doesn't matter what y'all say on these comments cause 'he ain't the papi'

[RAAMsocute]

stupid nigger

[The12Jacob]

@RAAMsocute Shut your racist ass up.

[RAAMsocute]

@The12Jacob I cant "shut my ass" what kind of freak can do that?

[The12Jacob]

@RAAMsocute Wow... you're an idiot i don't mean literally i mean figuratively.

[RAAMsocute]

@The12Jacob wow, you're an idiot for thinking i dont realise that, cunt head

[AfroToriFanMan]

@RAAMsocute Asshole

[RAAMsocute]

@AfroToriFanMan its true, i have an asshole.

[AfroToriFanMan]

@RAAMsocute How about this, you are an ignorant retarded jackass that believes a persons nationality & skin color defies there actions only as negative so you believe them to be negative, & insult them by using offensive words. This makes you scum, since you observe skin, instead of personality.

You want to define jackass? It means donkey. So yes, you are a donkey.

[RAAMsocute]

@AfroToriFanMan Oh fuck you, i am pretty sure im smarter than you, and i do judge people on personality, and all i see are stupid niggers on telly,dont bother sending another message, because i wont respond, and to finish, i like all races apart from niggers. I bet i have really annoyed you, good.

[AfroToriFanMan]

@RAAMsocute Na, I had worse people annoy me. Plus, you don't have to use the n word to show how ignorant these guys are. Those who use it are just as dumb as they are.

I responded anyway, cause I always get the last say no matter what.

[campkillyourself93]

That somersault down the steps killed me

[billsblue89]

She got what she deserved. SLUT.

[TheAceboogie90]

him doing that cart wheel at the beginning of the video got me ROTFL LOL

[stylestar07]

@TheAceboogie90 right.. i was like "Uhm, that's not a back flip" ...LOL!!

[19992299]

that guy kinda looks like tim duncan

[collarup25]

White people, stop acting perfect on the internet. If I click on 48 hours mystery or forensic files then you people pop up...killing people. Relax

[Withshortwings]

@collarup25 Negoes are 14% of the population and commit nearly 75% of all violent crime. WTG are you talking about?

[TheCm900]

that guy looked like Tim Duncan.

[Hemlock54]

@TheCm900 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing!!!!!

[PrinceRashuan]

leave your comments on my channel if you agree for what i'm about to say "Wasn't it suppose to be the grandmother's job to protect her granddaughter from get pregnant in the first place" Shame On The Grandmother for not telling her granddaughter about sex WELL WE ALL KNOW THAT THE YOUNG GIRL PARENTS WASN'T GONNA TEACH HER ABOUT IT!!!!!

[punkroose]

that dude just made a fool of himself ...worst zoiburg impression ever .

[GhostfaceRaptor]

i think its a good thing that hes not the father..

[patton303]

He'll just get some other dumb bitch pregnant... so enjoy your freedom for a few months, brother...

[CILLTUBE1]

Fucking legend

[EyeMChico]

Hoes these days man smh

[Empress1link]

HOLD UP.. is this tha due from love games..

[times2duel]

HAHAHAHAHHAH LIKE A BOSS !!!!!!!

[SvenDecarlo]

He definitely earned his taunting rights.

[Painkiller9013]

WTF is that fat bitch doing spreading her legs at such a young age? Fucking absolutely disgusting.

[exzevia]

i thought he was going to do back flips as promised

[nupe316]

I AINT THE PAPPY...I AINT THE PAPPY!!! LMAO

[RainingUsagi23]

I made a music version of the dance if anyone interested. Just search:

Maury - You are NOT the Father! (Can't Touch This Dance)

[adam2727cc]

Truly he has mastered the art of douchebaggery

[excap]

Typical Nigger Behavior all around.

[aajrz12]

I only wish I could experience this level of happiness.

[Ogiichidawg]

serves her right for thinkin "hmmm lemme go on tv and see what its like to be straight up wrong about this mufucker"

[PaperShishigami]

"Doin' backflips." *does a cartwheel* -_-

[853512KISS]

FAAAACCCKK ....TIM DUNCAN WAS NOT THE FATHER !!!!!

[TheBoyrooster]

I'm glad that nigger wasn't the father.Stupid niggerette slut.

[RaidGamingHD]

I like how its mostly black people that do this on this show.

[Lufty25]

0:45 best happy dance ever

[scottyvjs]

Even when he's proven NOT to be the father, the audience is STILL booing him! Bunch of hating ass baby mamas out in the audience!

[LeenvFrisia]

1:11 equals pure ownage! lol

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

The woman is crying, the guy is fucking raving.

[santana3212]

What hypocrites: the security guy drags Isaac away when he boasts besides the girl. But if it were the other way around, they would leave her alone.

[SexyMikeyB]

He comforts her? She lied saying he was the father, she was just a whore who should have closed her fucking legs.

[obadets3]

HAHAHA ledge!

[toadstoolpoopfist]

cry cry cyr you fat nasty whore!!! hahahahaha

[JabbaDaHuttX7]

ye, some biatch wants him to have 18 years of responsibility and money sink shoved on him and he's the jerk?! wtf.

[123tommynoble]

why do people get mad the the reactions. some slut is trying to scam him and she gets caught, he should be laughing in her face

[MBTV23]

Hahahaha holy shit from about 0:45 to 0:48 when he's doin the hand thing, someone needs to remix that & put some funny tune on it hahaha

[Rubenjon]

kinda disgusting

[OlracNamlah]

that guy is realy epic

[PurpleStorm8]

Umm...don't take this the wrong way but why are most of these things involve black people?

Is it because they live in a ghetto or something?

[MrSickofstupidity]

@PurpleStorm8 Because they are scumbag niggers thats why

[PurpleStorm8]

@MrSickofstupidity Mmm...they give black people a bad rep.

[goffnj71]

@ PurpleStorm8. There are more peackerwoods and trailer park trash on the Maury Show than African Americans. You piece of crap.

[goffnj71]

@goffnj71 I tried to send you an awesome e-mail but YouTube keeps blocking my message. Trust me, I had something real sweet to send you about your missing teeth grand mother and mother who live in a run down trailer park and collect food stamps every month.

[excap]

@goffnj71 You are wrong, nigger apologist!

[Svhsgirl]

What an immature Jerk..good luck with finding a decent girlfriend =p

[ifunanya24]

ERM IF YOU PUT YOUR THING IN HER THING THERE IS ALWAYS A CHANCE YOU COULD BE THE FATHER....WHATS ALL THE SHOUTING ABOUT? UNLESS HE DIDNT HAVE SEX WIT HER....

[12Sarahgirl]

"I ain't dat papay! I ain't dat papay! I ain't dat papay!" LMFAO xD

[paulmd2010]

How can you see that sweet little boy (at :41 seconds) and NOT want to be the father???

So sad. I would give anything to have that opportunity.

[AssociateAdvocate79]

Score another victory for the men!

LOL BITCHES!

[spp41]

I love how he lets the crowd know how wrong they were.

[JonBrahh]

That guy is 15?!

[hothotheat3000]

@JonBrahh He looks 27.

[hothotheat3000]

@JonBrahh But he's not 15. The title in the bottom of the screen isn't referring to him, it's just the show title for the day.

[JonBrahh]

@hothotheat3000 Oh okay lol.

[JoseATurner]

I hate that Maury tried to make her feel better about the guy who was brought on national TV because she lied about him being the dad. Well, maybe she didn't lie. Maybe she just forgot who she fucked or when she did it. If you watched the whole episode, the girl and her grandma talk shit about the dude and how the baby looked like him. And Isaac has no brains. He said NO about taking care of the kid if it were his because he couldn't understand the question. But hey, he knew it wasn't his!

[853512KISS]

FAAAACCCKKKK !!! Tim Duncan was not the father ...!!!!

[phoenix75888]

LOL

[iiAdwoaDope]

Lmfaooo ! Spirit fingerssss !! & the lil roll !!! this nigga wass tooo sureee !

[MrDizzle7711]

hahha 1:11

[engagekiller123]

Jazz Hands!!!

[Lynchy624]

doing the lebron crab dribble dance i see!

[TheSacredImmortal]

She wouldn't have to go through this if she wasn't a whore

[pianoflames]

i aint the pappy! i aint the pappy!

[WestheLegend]

Yous a hoe....HOE!!! Yous a hoe....HOE!!

[engagekiller123]

@WestheLegend I said that yous a Hoe....HOE!!

[RapMusicInsider]

Lmfao this nigga looks like Tim Duncan!! & The thumbs up button sound effect is annoying >.<

[KungFuChess]

woulda been better if he flipped then did the moonwalk

[Liuhuayue]

A grandmother shouldn't have to deal with such problems. :(

[algokid1]

"I AINT THE PEPE, I AIN'T THE PEPE" LOLOLOL

[TetrisKingFish]

Slut deserves it. Who wouldn't be like that after, good for him.

[PapagenoJuan2]

I AINT YOUR PAPPY!! I AINT YOUR PAPPY!!!

[babydollrawr1]

EPIC !

[853512KISS]

faaaaacckkk !!!! Tim Duncan was not the father !!!!

[skaterman1106]

the greatest victory dance i have ever seen

[YoungJonesy7]

He hit them with the drake wave. Haha.

[gdroff]

i love how the crowd booed him like he was a piece of shit- then then fool jumped around like an idiot to rub it in everyone's face :D

[elvaelvirababe]

the baby looks nothing like him, nor the ugly mom.

[rifleryley]

I love the feeling when he proves the audience wrong. :P

[zang227]

jazz hands gotta love em :D

[775gary]

whore whore whore whore whore!

[GOLFWANG9]

LOL he literally goes up next to her and says im not the baby daddy! WHAT A BOSS

[UnscrupulousAgitator]

I think she is more upset she was proven a whore on national tv ha ha ha

[thereal2wicked]

SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT!!!

[MsBigguy123]

he look like tim ducan

[hothotheat3000]

This guy is an ALL-STAR!

[loriparker666]

hahaha niggers

[RPintorO]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU GOT OWNED YOU FAT BITCH!!! Next time ...keep your fat legs closed.

[Painkiller9013]

WTF is this fat blubbering slut doing spreading her legs at such a young age? Stupid fucking slut!

[protofreakification]

Lol he looks like j.cole....

[furnicaticaloasa]

ahahah now the fat gorilla bitch has to get a job ahahaha

[tpauluchs]

Ah, yes, to observe the very descent of the benevolence of human intent and nature...

[RoboCane]

damn, in the original if not the first video, at least the slut was quite gorgeous, this gargoyle shouldn't be allowed to be mother, good for you dude, you ain't having ugly babies

[draperthegamer1]

hahahahahhaahaha...." oohhhhh, ohhoohhhoohh, oohohoho".

[charmacain]

STOP-DROP AND ROLL....LMBO

[Heidiblossoms]

Tim Duncane! =O

[oGClay]

@Barrj92 now lets not be racist

[charmacain]

@oGClay AGREE..

[charmacain]

@oGClay  AGREE

[Barrj92]

fuckin niggers are ruining this world

[metalsonic1246]

i loved it

the girl was destroyed and i laughed my ass off

That poor girl NOT hahahahahaha

[THERealRibbitBartono]

Awesome, just awesome. Guy's  a real class act

[CollinBPage]

That's what you get slut

[Offworlder1]

Most men know their children when they see them, this guy knew the kid was not his and I love his honesty of "no" when asked if will be in the child's life.

[Brainkey2]

@Offworlder1 In real surviving situations, human's babys do look like the fathers, so they dont be killed of being bastards

[blazingdarkness16]

welfare baby

[sipsipboom15]

great solution found: KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED! if you can't handle being a single mother, then don't have kids.

[iDoneDid]

You gonna take care of the baby if it's yours? No. I love that part :P

[Nugeki]

LOL I love the Crab walk he does.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

that woman should be ashamed of herself making her son go through that. i dont feel sorry for her at all but i do feel sorry for the kid

[ayobmedz]

1:12 is a default worthy photo

[AasinApples]

OMG IT'S SKINNY TYLER PERRY!!!

[emilythueringer]

This was AWESOME

[realhooddan]

After hearing "you are not the father", his joy couldn't be contained. EPIC WIN.

[granpuba]

Maury exploiting the poor and uneducated since...... Wait when did this fucking show even begin??

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@granpuba

Around the early-mid 90's. Like Springer, it started out as a talk show then evolved into THIS mess! LOL

[MCAmbitious]

@ChannelBelongs2Scott And I lov it.

[MyahhYup90]

Look at that little boy's face on the screen. He must feel so unwanted. And me we wonder why our society is dysfunctional. 

[meijirapid]

0:45 TROLL DANCE

[MrAvidLearner]

0:31 -- EPIC answer

[movinfoward]

Fuck that little whore. Guys get belittled for being labeled "the father", but the girl is a "strong person". Give me a break. Keep that void you call a vagina closed or better yet set your ovaries on fire.

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@movinfoward

She was lying through that 1 inch between her eyes the entire time and her grandma is full of shit. Was she there when the baby was conceived? This guy was nothing more than a trick to her, like she obviously has many of. Guys must be desperate!

[armolizoz]

I feel bad for the old women I don't feel bad for that young whore and seriously I swore that I heard him say I AM DA PUPPY I AM DA PUPPY I AM DA PUPPY

[cainepittman2]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[ShaggyTheClown17]

I don't understand how the hell these chicks can possibly be...whats the word.... honestly... oh, genuinely, I don't understand how they can be genuinely emotional about this knowing they may be wrong, they know how many guys could be the dad, so wtf its not like its news to them that they're whores. Frigin seriously this kind of shit is why such bad shit happens cuz people just pretend to not know shit n then they give a big ass reaction, sometimes violent cuz they know the truth.

[rvpsmdsk]

poor kid. when he grows up he going to disown his mom

[cainepittman2]

@rvpsmdsk i would try to make it big then just go on my way.

[KFig20]

he may not be the father, but now he has to live with this embarrassing video clip every day of his life

[853512KISS]

fackkkkk !!! Tim Duncan was not the father ....!!!!

[sexxibhaddgirl]

aww I hate when someone cry even if that person is my enemy! Poor her if only she wasn't a whore!

[crustytowel]

0:45 lebron is that you crab walkin?

[emilythueringer]

@crustytowel hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah­a



[kb24beastable]

look like tim duncan lol

[redreaper2020]

bitch got pwnt

[thestever]

Hey, I'd be happy too.

[eruninayo]

The guy is not being a jerk, it's normal. He knows that's not his son, he knows she's a slut AND she deserved it.

[scootsie119]

@eruninayo i agree but it doesnt mean hes not an asshole too.

[NikonSanz]

Shit, Tim Duncan fell on hard times.

[HadleyDGRC]

Let's just hope that no one at that kid's middle school sees that.

[Stephie2007]

the first "You are not the father" dance was funny but this guy is just being a jerk.

[ImyManz99]

The Grandmother looks like a mother. What's the age difference between the generations, like 12 years apart?

[ineedsomescrilla142]

holy shit, that guy should get a DNA test cus he look like Tim Duncan hahaha

[justinjiang]

who slept with the gorilla

[cdubbs44]

1:04 i aint the papei, i aint the papei......best line ever

[plutarkosky]

your suffering and crying make me feel warm inside

[sharingasaskay]

@plutarkosky lol

[sharingasaskay]

Respond to this video...  lol xD

[mjakakilla]

how many of you thought that was tim dunkin